Miscellaneous Fish Survival[Transmigration Book]

On the afternoon of New Year's Eve, Qi Beisong was watching TV on the sofa in the living room of the Qi residence, with his daughter asleep in his arms.

He held his daughter like holding a mine, trembling, walking on thin ice, for fear that the noise would wake her up, and then she would not be able to live in peace.

This year, his parents also rushed back from Lan Province to celebrate the New Year. Dozens of people gathered in the mansion, and it was very lively. During the peak period, they could gather seven or eight mahjong tables.

He has always been responsible for the work of welcoming guests. From the time when someone came home on the 29th of the new year, to the fifth day of the new year when the God of Wealth was invited, he would show up every day. In the words of the Qi family, it was called "outing the sample".

First of all, because he is the eldest grandson of the eldest family, he is obliged to do so; second, because he is handsome, although he is not very festive, at least he is popular.

This year, he is still loyal and filial. While guarding the door with his daughter in his arms, he repeats three sentences in a voice of at most thirty decibels—"Are you back?" "It's good?" "It's all in the living room. "

When his sister Qi Beiling passed by in a hurry for the eighth time, he complained in a low voice: "Can you be gentle? I managed to put this little ancestor to sleep!"

Sister Qi yelled: "Everyone celebrates the New Year! Everyone else is so busy, you don't do anything but lie down and eat melon seeds, and blame others for making noise!"

Qi Beisong hurriedly covered his daughter's ears, and warned in a low voice: "Don't wake up your niece, if she wakes up, I'll die of exhaustion, and I won't be able to eat melon seeds!"

"You trash." Miss Qi whispered.

"You swineherd." Qi Beisong said.

Sister Qi was sent to the army by the old man to practice. She originally wanted to be a female special soldier, but she raised pigs for two years by mistake. She loves her job and works hard. experience.

Sister Qi said: "Qi Beisong, as long as you are half as understanding as a pig, I will be satisfied!"

"...Why don't you change your shoes at home?" Qi Beisong had no choice but to lie on his back and look at her, keeping his daughter in his heart.

Sister Qi is not, high-heeled shoes are her equipment, the higher the heel, the higher the enchantment, and if it is more than ten centimeters, it is considered an orange weapon, and she steps on it like walking on flat ground.

Of course, there was a more important reason: the cousin Qi Beidai who came back for the New Year didn't know where his brain was wrong, and he actually led two big dogs, saying it was to relieve the old man's boredom.

Both dogs are German shepherds, which are commonly known as black backs by ordinary people. This dog is smart and loyal, but full of energy, and will tear up the house if it does not exercise enough.

The two dogs were only half a year old, and they were a little annoyed by the new environment. They began to tear as soon as they entered the Qi family's mansion.

My cousin also praised the two dogs for their good eyesight, as expected of the dogs he trained with his own hands, who can distinguish between friends and foes, otherwise why would they tear up all of Bei Ling without anyone tearing it up?

Sister Qi was still busy, so she asked her younger brother, "Where's Cheng'er?"

"Why are you looking for him?" Qi Beisong asked.

"Look for him to work!" Sister Qi said, "As long as you are half as useful as Cheng'er, I am satisfied!"

"I'm even reluctant to send him away." Qi Beisong said angrily, "You're lucky, you didn't treat him as an outsider!"

Sister Qi said: "I'm not an outsider! Now I often suspect that you and Cheng'er had a wrong hug in the delivery room, and Cheng'er is the seed of my old Qi's family."

"Fart!" Qi Beisong laughed angrily, "It's possible to have the wrong baby if you were born with the same child. I'm more than five years older than him. Have you ever seen a child who was born with the wrong baby after five years?"

Sister Qi yelled: "Wrong hug is wrong hug!"

Qi Beisong covered his daughter's ears.

"Where did Cheng Er go?" Eldest sister Qi needed help, so she had to find her real brother.

"I'm going to Huang Village." Qi Beisong said, "In order to win the first prize on the first day of the new year, their custom in Huang Village is to light up the village entrance on the eve of the New Year's Eve. The two sky lanterns weigh several tons, and the components are complicated. , Even with a crane, it takes [-] or [-] people to work together to install the lamp, so Cheng Er went to install the lamp."

"Aren't you coming back for the New Year's Eve dinner?" Sister Qi asked.

"Come back." Qi Beisong said, "When our parents get home, the New Year's Eve dinner will start at about eight o'clock, and I will set off to pick him up in a while."

Before she left, Sister Qi praised Cheng Ji and said, "Look, everyone who is capable is rushing for it, that is, you eat feed at home all day long!"

"..." Qi Beisong continued to eat melon seeds.

As soon as Sister Qi left, the cousin who led the dog came again.

"Where's Xiao Cheng?" the cousin asked.

Qi Beisong said sourly: "It's fine for the pig breeder to look for him, but the dog breeder looks for him again. That's my wife, do I agree with you?"

"Bei Song, the camellia in front of your house is going to be replanted, so my dog ​​will plan it out," said the cousin.

"Losing money." Qi Beisong also simply said, "That book is called 'Purple Robe', the rare and precious species of camellia, it is worth tens of thousands after it grows so big. Are you going to pay by card or in cash?"

"How about a discount?" My cousin laughed.

"This number." Qi Beisong gestured with five fingers, "It's a lucky money for my daughter."

The cousin gave him five yuan.

"..." Qi Beisong said, "You can really do it!"

My cousin said that I have confidence in you!

"What confidence?"

My cousin said that I am in Licheng now, and maybe I will be transferred to Hongcheng in two years. Even if I still hold the original position, then I will take care of your family Xiaocheng; or if I am transferred to the provincial department, Xiaocheng will be my subordinate. Do you think I have the confidence?

My cousin, the director and deputy mayor, is in charge of the police; Cheng Ji mixes with the police, an ordinary soldier.

Qi Beisong respectfully put the five yuan on the coffee table, hugged his daughter with one hand, offered a cigarette to his cousin with the other hand, and lit the fire.

He said humbly: "Brother Dai, I beg you to do one thing. If you transfer Hongcheng, the first task is to find an excuse to quickly withdraw Cheng Er from the front line. He runs around with a gun all day long, and I am at home." It's hard to sleep and eat in fear!"

Cousin said he still needs me for such a trivial matter?What the hell are you eating?

Qi Beisong said I didn't dare, he held the gun with great interest, I can't force him to unload it!Anyway, thank you in advance!

My cousin said that you are a waste, not as good as my dog.

Qi Beisong said to let your dog put its paws to scrape the camellia, there is also a book of "Six Angle Scarlet" next to the "Purple Robe", scrape!How happy come!

After his cousin left, Qi Beisong finally waited for his grandma—the old lady came out of the kitchen wiping her hands. Although she was wearing an old padded jacket, she was in high spirits, exuding the brilliance of saving people from fire and water.

The old lady of the Qi family suffered a lot when she was young, but she may not be pampered when she is old. She works when she should, and basically maintains a hard and simple life style.

Qi Beisong jumped off the sofa and handed out his daughter's swaddling clothes. The old lady took it with both hands, and the two handed over cautiously like defusing a bomb. Seeing that the thing in their arms hadn't woken up, they breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"I'm going to Huang Village." Qi Beisong whispered.

"Go, go, I'm here." The old lady said.

Qi Beisong asked: "What if she wakes up and makes trouble later?"

The old lady pointed to the door and said: "There are two dogs tied there. I will feed her first, and then let the dogs play with her. I guarantee that it will last until Cheng'er comes back!"

Qi Beisong said that it's okay to play with the dog, but you have to watch it carefully, don't let her feed the dog.

The old lady waved her hand and said, "It's okay, Beidai is here, that kid can't do anything else, he is a top-notch dog breeder, and his dog is more obedient than you!"

Qi Beisong got the guarantee, and the little birds out of the cage generally jumped into the car.

At five o'clock in the afternoon on New Year's Eve, the sun is about to set, and the peak time for returning home has passed, the traffic on the road is gradually decreasing, and the vehicles on the road leading to Huangcun Mountain have almost been emptied.Qi Beisong was in a happy mood while steering the steering wheel, driving fast and cautiously.

He called Cheng Ji, and the other party answered, but he was called away by Lao Geng before he could say a word.

"Come find me at the entrance of the village!" Cheng Ji said before hanging up the phone.

"Mmmmmmm!"

So as soon as Qi Beisong's car entered the gate of Huangcun, he saw Cheng Ji, who was standing on the high archway directing the crane.

The archway is three stories high, with bucket arches and cornices, carved beams and painted buildings, and red lacquer columns, but it is only an archway after all. Although the top can stand people, the wooden beam is only [-] to [-] centimeters wide.

"Day!" Qi Beisong hurriedly got out of the car, "How did you get up there?!"

He turned his gaze and saw Lao Geng who was holding up the ladder under the archway, and cursed in a low voice: "I knew this old thing was unreliable!"

He walked through the crowd and stood under the archway, with his head raised in anxiety, but he didn't dare to make a sound, for fear of scaring Cheng Ji.

Cheng Ji was also very good, walking up and down on the top beam, looking very stable.

According to the rules left over from ancient times in Huangcun Village, two sky lanterns in the first month of each year must be hung on the mountain roads on both sides of the archway. There is a round hole the size of a wooden barrel, which is used to insert lamp posts, and it has not been moved for hundreds of years.

The terrain of Huangcun is like a tiger and a dragon. In the early years, it was a military fortress where troops were stationed. They fought against gold, Japanese, Qing, and Japanese... But they have never been left behind in wars. Therefore, the folk customs are aggressive, they would rather bend than bend, and they have a strong local complex. When going out, they must stick together .

Legend has it that these two sky lanterns were built during the anti-golden period. They were originally hung high every day with people around, but they were changed to hang for the whole first month later.

The lamps and lampposts in the past have been destroyed countless times in previous wars and social turmoil. The lamps used now were made by a southern woodcarver ten years ago. The craftsmanship is complicated and the paintings are lifelike.

Three years ago, Huang Village was preparing for tourism development. Someone suggested hanging up the sky lanterns to attract customers. As a result, a strong typhoon at the turn of summer and autumn almost blew the lights and their sockets down the mountain!I had to take it down and hide it, and still wait until New Year's Eve before taking it out.

The hanging lamps in Huangcun Village are put up together by men, women and children, who have the strength and money to pay. Commanding the crane was originally Lao Geng’s job this year, but he suffered from periarthritis of the shoulder and couldn’t lift his arms, so Cheng Ji was allowed to go up.

The crane moved slightly on the mountain road, completely obeying Cheng Ji's orders.

For the convenience of activities, Cheng Ji only wore a woolen sweater in the cold weather, and his figure became tighter and thinner, but he didn't wear a hat. Although he held a loudspeaker in his hand, his voice had already become hoarse.

Qi Beisong looked really angry, thinking that you should tie a safety rope around your waist anyway!

He ran to Lao Geng and motioned for him to help the ladder.

Old Geng smiled and said, "Yo, Young Master Qi is here, when will you come to pay me New Year's greetings?"

Qi Beisong said: "I will welcome guests at home on the first day of the new year, and accompany Cheng'er back on the second day of the new year."

"Remember to take my precious granddaughter." Lao Geng said, "I have to send her to Huangshan Temple to be touched by the old monk, and bless her with no disease or disaster in the coming year and healthy growth!"

He also said: "Master Qi, you barged the door at my house, so come over on the first day of the new year. Our village's rule is to come to the temple to offer incense on the first day of the new year!"

Qi Beisong ignored him, waved his hand and said Brother Biao, you give way, and I will go up the archway too.

Old Geng objected: "What are you doing up there? You can't help, and he's distracted to take care of you, so don't make trouble."

"I don't trust him!" Qi Beisong growled.

Sure enough, he was spotted by Cheng Ji when he was halfway up the ladder, and the latter said quickly, "Don't come up!"

Qi Beisong has always refused to admit defeat, and forcibly climbed to the highest point.

Cheng Ji smiled and asked, "Aren't you a little afraid of heights?"

Qi Beisong avoided looking down at his feet, and said bravely, "This height is nothing, I dare to jump directly!"

Cheng Ji stretched out his hand to pull him closer, and asked, "Where's the child?"

Qi Beisong took off the scarf and wrapped it around his neck, saying, "The old lady and the dog are watching her."

"Where is the dog?"

"Brother Beidai brought them back. They are both very good big dogs, and they are your favorite black-backed dogs."

Cheng Ji was delighted when he heard that: "Great! Go back and watch the kids, I'll play with the old lady with the dog!"

Qi Beisong whispered in his ear, "Can I change it?"

"How to change?"

"The old lady takes care of the children, the children play with dogs, and I play with you." Qi Beisong smiled ruffiantly.

Cheng Ji raised his eyebrows, pressed his palm on his chest and said, "Be careful I push you off, your balance is not as good as mine."

"Shove." Qi Beisong didn't care, "I still have to play with you if you shove."

Old Geng yelled under the archway: "Hey! Young Master Qi, you barge in the door, can you talk later? We are installing lights here!"

Cheng Ji also persuaded: "Lao Qi, go down first, I really can only stand here."

Qi Beisong retreated resentfully to the bamboo ladder, stretching his neck to watch Cheng Ji's every move.

In order not to worry him, Cheng Ji tied the safety rope around his waist and handed the other end to his hand.He tugged on the rope tightly, not daring to relax for a moment.

The lampposts of the two sky lanterns have been erected, and the next job is to hang the main lamp.

The main lamp is carved from wood, and each weighs more than a hundred catties. It was still lifted up by a crane. After hanging up, the remaining [-] long prayer flags and countless small lamps had to be hung by manpower.

The men, women, and children in Huang Village became more and more busy. They shuttled around and obeyed the unified mobilization of the village party secretary. Young boys climbed lampposts, mountain walls, ladders and hung lamps and streamers. The old and young helped below.

Cheng Ji's task has been completed, but he feels that this scene is not easy once a year, so he sits on the top of the archway to watch the excitement.

Qi Beisong climbed up the archway, went to his side, untied his coat and wrapped him inside.

It was dusk, everyone's attention was focused on the group of sky lanterns, and the two people on the archway were not eye-catching.

Cheng Ji fumbled for cigarettes in Qi Beisong's chest pocket.

Qi Beisong made a straight face: "No smoking, smoking is harmful to your health, you finally quit for more than a year!" After speaking, he ordered one.

Cheng Ji glanced at him sideways, put the cigarette between his lips, leaned close to overheat his cigarette, and turned his face away.

"What are you doing?" Qi Beisong pulled his daughter-in-law, his tone softened, "Are you going to be angry about such a trivial matter?"

"Fool." Cheng Ji turned his face away and smiled, "Why am I angry with you? Look over there, your vision will be better."

Qi Beisong looked in the direction of his fingers, and saw that the street lights on the originally dark mountain road were lit up one after another, and the rice paddies were criss-crossed, and the stars stretched to the distant plains. The villages or towns were like chess pieces on a checkerboard. bright.

"Lights in all houses." Qi Beisong sighed, "It's time for us to go home."

"Wait until the sky lantern is lit before leaving." Cheng Ji said, "You didn't watch it last year, did you?"

Last Spring Festival, Cheng Ji had a little problem with his body, and he didn't say anything about it. Qi Beisong was so frightened by him that he looked like he could fall over anytime and anywhere, which caused the whole family to tremble with fear. Fortunately, there was a shock at the end. No danger, everything will be fine, and the children will be fine too.Of course, Vice President Zhang helped a lot.

When the mountain wind blew, Qi Beisong wrapped his daughter-in-law tightly in his arms, and whispered in his ear, "Let me kiss."

"Don't make trouble." Cheng Ji said, "There are so many people watching."

"When will you get rid of your shyness?" Qi Beisong asked.

Cheng Ji turned his black bright eyes, blew a puff of light smoke on his face, and said, "When you go home and play with me."

"Fuck..." Qi Beisong pulled up his coat to cover the heads of the two of them, stroked the short hair on the back of Cheng Ji's head, rubbed his lips against his ears, and moved forward slowly until he blocked his mouth. Immediately leave, he has no interest in performing for the people of Huang Village.

Cheng Ji chuckled: "Don't seduce people, don't forget that you have to drink with the old man at night!"

"You have to accompany me too." Qi Beisong whispered.

Cheng Jiman didn't care about knocking on the cigarette ash: "I don't drink well. The old man has always only let me drink beer, but you have to drink Moutai. Don't get drunk by then, or I will play tricks on you instead."

"It's a good idea." Qi Beisong smiled, "How many times have you yelled, but you haven't succeeded even once. I still have deep knowledge about this thing."

"I let you." Cheng Ji said.

"I know." Qi Beisong rubbed his hair, smiling indulgently, "But I will never let you."

Cheng Ji gave him an elbow, and Qi Beisong was almost knocked down unpreparedly, Cheng Ji grabbed him with his hands, and the two of them wobbled a few times and finally stabilized.

Cheng Ji was frightened, and asked angrily, "Why don't you sit still?"

Qi Beisong was simply pretending, what he wanted was his wife's reaction, it seemed that her daughter-in-law loved him.

He said with a shy face, "Aren't I protected by you?"

"I can't drag you if something happens!" Cheng Ji scolded.

"That's right, we can basically draw a tie now." Qi Beisong was triumphant.

"Just you?" Cheng Ji expressed disdain, "Stop bragging, you are as hard as iron!"

Qi Beisong bit his ear: "Honey, are you praising me?"

Cheng Ji narrowed his eyes and smiled.

The sky lanterns and the light curtains on the mountain walls on both sides have been hung up, only to hear a loud order from the village party secretary: "Turn on the lights——————!"

Someone turned on the electric switch, and tens of thousands of LED lights lit up at the same time in an instant, shining brilliantly, and the golden snake danced wildly, like boiling and splashing molten steel!

The village party secretary was so angry that he put his hips on his hips and laughed, and said, "This year we have upgraded again! The number of light bulbs has increased by one-third, and the brightness has also increased by one-third. Maybe even Hongcheng can see these two sky lanterns." !"

Everyone in Huang Village applauded enthusiastically and blew rainbow farts. Some said that Secretary Wang was wise!Some said that Secretary Wang is awesome!Some said Secretary Wang, you old man is really the guide for us to forge ahead!

Cheng Ji and Qi Beisong were too close to the main lamp, as if there were two suns hanging in front of them, they were so pierced that they couldn't open their eyes, they squeezed together with a smile.

"Get down quickly, I'm going blind!" Cheng Ji urged.

Qi Beisong blocked a little light for him with his hands, and said, "Wait a minute, I can't see the ladder now."

After finally waiting for the two to get used to it, when they looked down, the ladder was missing.It turned out that someone had taken the ladder to hang the lamp curtain, and did not return it in time.

The two had no choice but to turn their backs to the Tongtian Lantern, slipped cautiously down, and sat on the lower cornice of the archway, with Qi Beisong's overcoat still on their heads.

Cheng Ji felt that the matter of not being able to get down to the archway was very amusing, and couldn't stop laughing until Qi Beisong kissed and licked his face, making his whole body hot from rubbing.

"There is someone below..."

"We are dark under the lights, no one can see." Qi Beisong took his hand and kissed his palm lightly, his voice was so magnetic that it made people's ears itchy.

The two looked at each other, and Cheng Ji suddenly embraced his neck and kissed him back, with a bit of savagery, the night was heavy behind him, the mountains were stacked, and the fire trees and silver flowers were blooming.

After a long time, Qi Beisong deliberately asked: "What do you want to do?"

"Do you still dare?" Starlight flickered in Cheng Ji's dark eyes, and he raised his chin, "You have already reached the edge of the cornice, and you might fall if you kiss again."

Qi Beisong's feet were hanging in the air, and his arms were still around his wife's waist.

"This height..." He looked down and said with a stiff neck, "I dare to jump!"

"Yo, you're so stubborn!" Cheng Ji kissed him again, and then asked, "Do you still dare?"

"dare!"

"Do you still dare?"

"dare!"

Cheng Ji smiled and said, "Forget it, I won't play with you anymore, I will suffer if I break my leg."

He climbed to the top of the archway, found the loudspeaker, raised it and shouted: "Who took my ladder? Return it quickly——!!!"

Secretary Wang was the first to hear it, and he also raised the loudspeaker: "Who took Chunhong's ladder—?!!"

More people asked each other, but the bamboo ladders were the same, and no one remembered who took them, so many people came to the archway with long and short ladders, and said to each other: "Chunhong, and Mr. Qi! Hurry up!" Come down quickly!"

Cheng Ji motioned to Qi Beisong: "You go down first."

"I dare to do anything!" Qi Beisong quickly kissed him on the cheek when he turned his body.

"Fuck!" Cheng Ji laughed and scolded angrily, "You are so courageous!"

Except for Lao Geng, no one in Huang Village knew about the relationship between Cheng Ji and Qi Beisong, only these two were very close.

Qi Beisong winked at him and went down the ladder.

Cheng Ji followed closely behind, and after landing, he hooked up with Qi Beisong and walked back into the car.

Lao Geng called to stop them from behind, and threw Cheng Ji's coat over: "I'll wait at home in the morning of the second day of junior high school!"

"Okay!" Cheng Ji caught the coat, gave Brother Biao a heartbeat, and jumped into the car.

Halfway through the car's descent, Qi Beisong suddenly turned off the engine, and the two of them sat in the dark and quiet for a while. This time they changed their way and asked deliberately, "What do you want to do?"

Qi Beisong unbuttoned his seat belt and leaned closer, pressed him on the back of the co-pilot's seat and gnawed furiously. His palms were inserted into his clothes, and his flesh covered his back with brutal force.

"Damn it, you know I'm afraid of heights...you still dare to play with me!" Qi Beisong came for revenge.

Cheng Ji managed to break free from his lips, and laughed tremblingly: "Okay, okay, what time the fuck is it, it's time for the old man to ask, I'm also in a hurry to go home and take care of the children!"

Speaking of the little ancestor, Qi Beisong became more awake. He retracted his hand, sat back to his original position with heavy breathing, and started the car.

"You have to compensate me!" He squinted fiercely at Cheng Ji.

"Okay." Cheng smoked a few times, put down a line of car windows to disperse the smoke, and said slowly, "Let's do it."

Qi Beisong got the promise, his face flushed with excitement.

However, at the New Year's Eve dinner that day, Qi Beisong was poured Moutai by Qi Beidai, Qi Beiying, his brother-in-law, and a group of Qi XX. It was useless for the old lady to stop him. Tongue singing.

As expected, Cheng Ji was let go by everyone after only drinking a glass of beer. The old man even yelled that no one is allowed to touch Xiao Cheng, he has a long way to go!

Cheng Ji's task is to be the eldest girl of his family - the little thing has just learned to sit, can't crawl, is white and fat, catches people and bites things, and may not be very handsome, but in the eyes of the elders, she looks like a fragrant treasure .Although Cheng Ji is his biological father, he still wonders about the charm of the eldest girl.

Cheng Ji hugged the eldest girl to play with the dog, put her on the dog's back for a walk together, and was very happy.

Qi Beisong didn't get up until noon on the first day of the new year. Fortunately, his cousin Qi Beidai and a group of people all went back. Some were on duty, and some had other entertainments, otherwise they would have to drink too much.

Originally, he also wanted the family of three to go home and hide quietly, but suddenly he thought about making an appointment with his wife, so he hurriedly entrusted the eldest girl to the old lady, and suddenly exerted strength on the first night of the new year, tossing Cheng Ji so much that he almost couldn't get out of bed!

Cheng Ji snarled softly in the middle of the night: "You fucking... have to go to Huang Village at dawn... um..."

Qi Beisong confessed his love in his ear, strong and lingering, and then loved him.