Miscellaneous Fish Survival[Transmigration Book]

Cheng Ji originally thought that it would be at least until the spring blossoms, but he didn't expect it to be only half a month.

On the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, his good life came to an abrupt end and he couldn't clean up.

Early this morning, "Huangcun Zhongyi Renyong Noodle Restaurant" set off firecrackers to meet the God of Wealth, and opened its doors to resume business. Lao Geng went out to buy vegetables in a tricycle, and Cheng Ji was cleaning in the store, waiting for customers to come to the door.

Nothing happened in the morning, at noon, Wang Beifeng, the son of destiny, arrived at Huang Village under the guidance of God.

Wang Beifeng is from Xu Province, thousands of kilometers away. Because his hometown is in the north, he is called "Beifeng".

He didn't go back to celebrate the New Year this year, but brought his parents here for a lively reunion in Hongcheng.Missing the family's small business, the parents were anxious to go back after only staying for a few days. Wang Beifeng couldn't hold them back, so he sent the two elders to the morning flight back today.

After his family boarded the plane, Wang Beifeng came out of the airport alone. He encountered traffic control on the way and walked on a small road. He didn't turn on the navigation and drove along the road casually. As a result, the road became more and more remote. After 10 minutes, he entered a mountainous area.

Since the scenery on both sides of the road is very good, he was not in a hurry until the car drove into Xanadu Huang Village.

He came to Hongcheng for several months and spent most of his activities in the urban area, and occasionally went to climb a mountain to catch a fish. He was not familiar with the outskirts of the city, and he had never even heard of the name of this village.

He got out of the car to find someone to ask for directions. He happened to be hungry too, so he wanted to have a meal before leaving. At a glance, he saw the signboard of "Loyalty, Benevolence, Benevolence and Courage" waving picturesquely under the bright New Year sun, and it was shining golden!

"I'm a good boy!" He marveled at the domineering plaque, and walked into the noodle shop.

At this time, Cheng Ji was wearing an apron and sitting behind the cash register with his feet up, picking vegetables and watching dramas.

"Welcome, what to eat..." Cheng Ji looked up for a moment, his face changed drastically, and he called out "Fuck me" in his heart!

Wang Beifeng wanted to kneel down for him right away!

"Fuck me!!!" Wang Beifeng yelled.

"..." Cheng Ji silently put down the parsley in his hand.

"Oh my God!!!"

"Who is your mother?" Cheng Ji finally adjusted his expression, pretending to be relaxed and smiling.

"You are my mother!!!" Wang Beifeng roared.

Cheng Ji then said, you have misunderstood the person, I am not your mother, I have never had a blue child as tall and stalwart as you in my life.

Wang Beifeng pointed at him and scolded: "You are not kind! You ran away from the crematorium that day without even saying hello. Qi Beisong almost skinned me when he found out! Seventy to eighty percent of the firepower, otherwise, even if I have nine lives, it won't be enough for his old Qi!"

Hearing Qi Beisong's name again, Cheng Ji felt mixed feelings, and asked, "Why are you doing Qi Beisong?"

"What do you think?" Wang Beifeng asked back.

"I do not know."

Wang Beifeng asked, "I really don't know, but I don't know?"

Cheng Ji said with a smile: "I don't know. I understand what he means, isn't it because the eldest young master is spoiled at home and is really boring, so he made an enemy to chase after him to relieve boredom. Without me, he still I'll find someone else who doesn't have to be so focused."

He didn't express his doubts, because the more he thought about it afterwards, the more impossible it became, and after thinking about it, he seemed to have excessive self-consciousness, which did not match his free and easy personality.

Wang Beifeng observed him for a long while, then said helplessly, "...I think you really don't know."

"?" Cheng Ji was puzzled.

"..." Wang Beifeng sighed, "Where is Nezha making troubles, and at the same time being ignorant, tsk tsk, I think this question is beyond the outline."

"Super what?" Cheng Ji asked again.

Wang Beifeng coughed lightly: "Anyway, I don't care about running away that day with you. You have been hiding in this village for so many days?"

Cheng Ji said that I didn't hide, I was working normally, and the owner of this store was the deputy director of Changkang Hospital, her buddy, and she introduced me to work.

"Then she is also my mother! You are too tortured, don't you know? Qi Beisong almost turned Hongcheng over to find you, so you can just work as a cashier here?!"

Cheng Ji said, "I'm not a cashier. I learned noodle pulling skills from the master. The shop owner is very good at making noodles."

"You big-headed ghost, hurry back with me!" Wang Beifeng yelled.

Cheng Ji pretended to be angry, lowered his face and said, "Wang Beifeng, I'm the local snake here now, you have to be serious in front of me. If you speak well, I'll treat you to noodles. I'm afraid that even you won't be able to go back."

Wang Beifeng weighed it up and said, eat noodles.

Cheng Ji then shouted to the kitchen: "Saozi noodles! Extra-large servings!"

"Who eats extra-large portions?" Lao Geng asked in the kitchen.

"Brother!" Cheng Ji replied.

Lao Geng came out to look at Wang Beifeng, and asked Cheng Ji, "Is this your buddy? He's in good shape, have you practiced?"

When Wang Beifeng saw Lao Geng for the first time, he was no less shocked than Cheng Ji was. Because Lao Geng had a scar on his face, a cigarette in his mouth, a bandit look on his face, and fierce eyes, but he was wearing a pair of floral lace clothes. apron.

"He was a soldier." Cheng Ji continued to pick vegetables.

Lao Geng patted Wang Beifeng on the shoulder and said, "My son's buddy is my nephew. Uncle today not only treats you to a huge portion of noodles with glutinous rice noodles, but also gives you a super chili oil. It's so spicy that you'll lose your hair!"

"..." Wang Beifeng asked, "Where did the hair fall?"

After Lao Geng returned to the kitchen, Wang Beifeng asked Cheng Ji, "Where did your father come from?"

Cheng Ji smiled, pulled up a chair and sat down on the table, and said in a low voice, "Don't underestimate the owner of this shop, he was a mess back then, and almost passed through the prison, and now there are still a group of people under his command." I often get together to eat and drink together, and everyone calls him 'Biao Ge'. He insists on recognizing me as a godson, and I have to recognize him as a godfather. In short, I have a backer now, so you better not mess with me!"

Wang Beifeng also lowered his voice: "You haven't seen a real black society, have you? Your father's middle-aged and elderly interest exchange group, what kind of backing is it?"

Of course, Cheng Ji has seen the black society, and he lost a few with the team in his previous life. He also knows that whether it is the black society or the same club, he will be vulnerable when he meets the Qi family.

He smiled and said: "Brother, for the sake of our friends, please don't talk about it when you go back. I have nothing left, only this fake father is left, and Qi Beisong will bring someone to kill me later. I can't stand it. As long as you don't tell me, I'll ask my dad to add some more sauced beef for you, okay?"

Wang Beifeng said, "No, Lao Qi..."

He suddenly remembered Qi Beisong's behavior these days, maybe something would happen because of love and hatred; he weighed Qi Beisong and sauced beef in his heart, and agreed to Cheng Ji decisively.

He did not say anything when he went back, but three days later he drank too much yellow soup in the bar, so he let Zhao Jiarui and Chen Chuan tell the truth.

Zhao Jiarui and Chen Chuan, the second general, took advantage of their vacation and abducted them to Huang Village to visit Cheng Ji.

Cheng Ji saw the two people wearing toad mirrors hanging outside the door in the snow, and wanted to ignore them, but the other party would not leave when they were teasing cats and dogs, so he had to say to Lao Geng, "Dad, I have two more friends here." ..."

Old Geng said: "Wow! These two boys seem to be very smart, why are they so hot that they lose their hair!!"

Taking advantage of Lao Geng's departure, Chen Chuan asked Cheng Ji, "Didn't your mother pass away? Where did you get a stepdad?"

Cheng Ji immediately asked angrily, "Are you jealous? Then find someone too!"

Chen Chuan smiled and said, "Cheng Cheng, you can do anything else, but Dad, you can't just admit it casually."

Because if you recognize one more father, Qi Beisong will have one more father-in-law. When the team grows, people will be easily confused and difficult to manage!

Cheng Ji invited the two of them to eat noodles, and said: "I beg you, don't say anything when you go back!"

"Absolutely not." Chen Chuan said, "But you have to answer my question."

"what is the problem?"

Chen Chuan and Zhao Jiarui exchanged glances with serious expressions: "What do you think about lovesickness?"

"Who suffers from lovesickness?" Cheng Ji asked.

Chen Chuan said: "The protagonist in my novel."

"You don't know, do you? Chuanzi is still a writer." Zhao Jiarui solemnly introduced.

Chen Chuan said modestly: "I can't talk about being a writer. I'm just an ordinary lover of literature and art, a worker and an explorer. My book has just started writing. I wrote about 200 words yesterday, and it is estimated to be [-] million words. It is still in the process of deepening my life and collecting extensively. In the data stage, so what is your opinion on lovesickness?"

"A type of mental illness?" Cheng Ji asked.

Chen Chuan gave a high thumbs up: "Sharp!"

Zhao Jiarui also gave a high thumbs up: "Accurate!"

The two looked at each other and laughed, and said, "Okay, hurry up and cut a piece of sauced beef made by your father. I heard from Wang Beifeng that it is very delicious. We promise not to say anything when we go back!"

The two of them really didn't say anything when they went back, because the car had just left the intersection of Huangcun and told Lei Jing on WeChat.

Lei Jing had nothing to do during Chinese New Year, so he came here to eat noodles the next day.

Cheng Ji's face turned dark, and he reported to Lao Geng, who commented: "Oh, this brother looks like a dragon and phoenix among men, but I have confidence in my spicy oil, it's still so spicy that you lose your hair!"

Lei Jing said: "Then I would like to thank Bu Min, because I must have all the parts on my body, otherwise my wife will be angry."

The noodle restaurant invites customers from Lei Jing (but Boss Lei is determined not to add spicy oil), Cheng Ji can't wait to kneel down and beg him: "Brother, you are a sensible person! Let me live! I really can't tell others when I go back!!"

Lei Jing kept his promise: "Don't say it."

But if he knew it, Zheng Haiping also knew it, because Zheng Haiping was not "someone else".

Although Zheng Haiping was not familiar with Cheng Ji, but considering his important position in the Qi family, combined with Qi Beisong's recent performance, and for the sake of the rest of his life, he decided to go to Huangcun to have a meal, and by the way, to meet the Mr. Qi was fascinated by Zhuoer.

Last time he was in that old house, he didn't see the real thing, he only remembered that the other party seemed to be sick and his complexion was bad, so this time he went to take a closer look at what it was like.

By the way, Cheng Ji didn't overwhelm the country and the city, but Qi Beisong was the one who overwhelmed the country and the city.

Zheng Haiping is a good-looking person, but he has a weakness - he doesn't know the way when driving, and it doesn't help if he has navigation, and he gets lost while driving.

The terrain around Huang Village is stretched and complicated, and the locals will be confused, let alone Zheng Haiping.It took him a whole day to get out of the mountain, and his phone died.

Thanks to him sending a message to Leijing before shutting down the phone, saying that he felt that there were no wild animals in the mountains, and told him not to call the police, but trust his ability, and send a helicopter to search if there is no news tomorrow morning.

Early spring has not yet arrived, and it will be dark after five o'clock in the afternoon. How could Leijing allow Director Zheng to stay in the barren mountains for one more night?He immediately took Wang Beifeng, Zhao Jiarui, Chen Chuan and seven or eight others into the mountains to find someone, and when he passed by Huangcun, he called Shang Chengji. Among the insiders, probably only Qi Beisong was kept in the dark.

At around four o'clock in the afternoon that day, Cheng Ji was in the store preparing for evening opening when he was hurriedly called out.

He climbed into Wang Beifeng and Zhao Jiarui's car and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Cheng'er!" Wang Beifeng said, "My second ancestor is lost. You are familiar with the surrounding environment. Please help me find it!"

"Who?"

Wang Beifeng said: "The Qi family has a pair of old ancestors, a pair of elder ancestors, a eldest princess, a son-in-law, a young ancestor, and a second ancestor. It's okay to lose everyone else, but these two ancestors belong to Lei Ge. True ancestor, so we must find it."

There were handheld radios in the car, and they kept talking to each other. Lei Jing said in the other car, "Xiao Cheng, Zheng Haiping lost it."

Under the interference of the weak current, Chen Chuan added: "Wrong! Brother Hai lost himself again. This is the third time this year in the Gregorian calendar and the first time in the lunar calendar!"

Wang Beifeng explained: "Brother Hai can get lost in his own community, but he still wants to learn how to drive like others. After losing it, he always tries to navigate, but he doesn't follow the navigation. In the end, he will try to run out of battery and the car will fail. It's out of gas."

Cheng Ji asked, "Then how did you find him?"

Lei Jing said at the other end: "I put a GPS locator in his wallet."

Wang Beifeng said: "Cheng'er, don't tell Brother Hai about installing the locator, he's a fool and wants to save face."

"Understood." Cheng Ji asked, "Where is his position now?"

Lei Jing sent an image to Wang Beifeng's mobile phone. Cheng Ji combined the surrounding terrain, squinted his eyes to identify it for a long time, and confirmed: "I should have been to this place, but the car can't drive here. How did he get up?"

Lei Jing said, "If I knew, wouldn't I be like him?"

When Cheng Ji led the way to find Zheng Haiping, he was setting up a tent on the mountainside with a group of hiking friends, and he looked quite happy.

Seeing Lei Jing appearing behind the woods, he stood up and said to his friends who rescued him, "Okay, my family is here to pick him up."

He probably got used to it, took the scarf and hat from Lei Jing without hesitation, put it on his head gracefully, and said, "Go home!"

Lei Jing asked, "Where's your car?"

"There." Zheng Haiping pointed to a full 360-degree direction, and the rest of the people dared not express it clearly, and secretly sighed.

Lei Jing whispered, "Fortunately, I also located the car."

Cheng Ji and Zheng Haiping only met once, and they didn't take a closer look at that time, but now they are almost walking side by side, so they know it's unusual.

Looking good is only second, he has a calm temperament that is not commensurate with his age.

When those bodyguards were hanging around with Qi Beisong, they laughed when they should, scolded when they should, and swear when they should, and they all pretended to speak softly in front of Zheng Haiping, and even Lei Jing was a bit shorter. .

The last time Cheng Ji treated him very rudely, now when he saw him, he made a crime. The second ancestor didn't mind, and said, "Anyway, it's not me who scolded him."

After returning to Huangcun, the second ancestor was hungry, and the others wanted to take him to another big restaurant, but he refused. He insisted on eating Lao Geng's sauced beef, so Cheng Ji had to invite them to eat noodles again.

Originally, there were only four small tables in the small shop, but more than a dozen big men squeezed in at once, and it felt like there was no room for a cone.

Cheng Ji smiled wryly: "If this goes on like this, my father will really be poored by you."

His godfather, who had been in the palace for three times, yelled righteously in front of the kitchen stove: "Go ahead and eat! I didn't expect my son to have such a big background and so many brothers. Dad looks at you with admiration! One more brother and one more!" Lu, remember to put knives in your brother's ribs, it's all so spicy that you'll lose your hair!!"

When the hot noodles were served bowl by bowl, and several large plates of beef were cut, these people either sat or stood, and held a victory meeting while eating.

Zheng Haiping didn't like coriander, but Lao Geng added it, and Lei Jing shrunk his shoulders like a little wife to help him pick out coriander bit by bit, and Bai Chang was a big man of about 1.8 meters.

Standing on the sidelines, Cheng Ji finally understood the difference between the boss and the ancestor:

The boss pays you wages, but you still have dignity in front of him, and he also respects you;

Your ancestors don't give you a penny, and you have to kneel down to serve him, lest he make a mistake.

Zheng Haiping didn't mind losing the chili oil, so he added a big spoonful to the noodle soup, but he still had a gentle meal, and said slowly, "I think it's good for Cheng Cheng to be here."

He said yes, who else would dare to say no?

When Cheng Ji heard this, he felt that there was something interesting, so he hurried forward and said, "Then Brother Hai, you can't tell others when you go back!"

Zheng Haiping smiled slightly: "Which 'other' is there now? Isn't it just Beisong? He's been a little horny lately."

"Brother Hai, promise me, don't bring him here in the future!" Cheng Ji took advantage of the victory and pursued.

"I agree." Zheng Haiping nodded.

After hearing this, the rest of the people buried their heads in eating noodles and pretended not to hear, because everyone knew that Zheng Haiping had some supernatural powers, once he left this door, he would never be able to find them again.

So if he agreed, he didn't agree, and the next time he came to the door, it would definitely not be him who brought Qi Beisong, but Qi Beisong who brought him.

The author has something to say:

Of course the son was born by Haige.