Miscellaneous Fish Survival[Transmigration Book]

Li Moumou still clearly remembers his memorial service.

The location is in the auditorium, surrounded by black banners and white flowers, and surrounded by wreaths is a big "Dian" character.

Below the words are three large black and white photos of heroism side by side, each facing an urn, his on the far left, his two brothers on the right, and the box is covered with a flag.

He was the youngest, and died equally honorably.

In the photo, he was laughing in the bushes, and the brothers were laughing too, while the rest of the brothers were standing underneath and crying.

So when he woke up, he noticed that his temples were swollen and painful, and combined with the various types of fast food literature he had read in the past, he soon realized that he had timetraveled, because pain is a gift of life.

Before he had time to be happy, he found himself wearing hip-length shorts and fishnet stockings, and there was a blingbling nail on his belly button, which hurt a little, just a hole?

...why the holes?

After 3 minutes of petrification, he understood, and the pain and pleasure surged in his chest like a sacrifice. He still remembered the deafening declaration of the Holy Father: Let the brothers have a good time first! !

I don't know if they have traveled together, but in short, respect them first, how can they say that they have no clothes, and they are in the same robes as their sons!

He decided to find his brothers after touching it for confirmation, but something was wrong.

"..."

He unzips his shorts, looks at them for a moment, then pulls back his thongs. After a glimpse, he froze again.

He is a man.

why?

In just over ten seconds, his mind has turned back and forth several times.

Finally he understood again, this body, this person, he is a fishnet stocking seller!

It's really not easy to dress like this in winter to make a living!It is glorious to work hard to get rich, and it is shameful to be full all day long. Life is to wear spiked shoes, walk on dirt roads, and take one step at a time.

Someone beside him has been gently pushing him, shouting Cheng Cheng, Cheng Cheng, Cheng Cheng...

Annoyed, he asked, "Who is Cheng Cheng?"

The other party was angry and funny: "You are Cheng Cheng."

He asked, "Cheng what?"

The other party was a little angry: "Can you stop playing? Isn't your name Cheng Ji?"

Oh yo, Cheng Jiba, this name...

It’s okay to sell fishnet stockings, and the name is even worse. How did the police station get the household registration?

With the help of the dim and ambiguous light, he looked at the people around him, he only felt that the temperament was strange, the clothes were revealing, neither male nor female, but their appearance was passable.

He asked, "Who are you?"

The other party gave him a blank look: "You obviously haven't drunk, why do you look like you're drunk? I'm Lele."

"What are you Lele?"

"Xu Lele!" the other party roared.

The voice was a little louder, causing a person sitting at the door to look back.

The man was playing with a cigarette boredly, putting it in his mouth and taking it out, twisting it around his fingertips, but he didn't smoke.His face could not be seen clearly from the backlight, only his hair was long and his figure was slim, but his voice was masculine when he spoke.

"Thank you for being happy." He said.

Lele argued: "It's not that I want to be happy, it's that he wants to make trouble!"

The person at the door said, "He's not making trouble, the room is full of your voice."

Li Moumou—no, I’ll call him Cheng Ji from now on, there’s no such thing as cooperating with the clean net operation—seeing that the person at the door was also wearing ripped jeans and fishnet stockings, he asked, “Did we know each other in business?”

Selling fishnet stockings together?

The man didn't want to talk to him at all, and after more than ten seconds, he said angrily: "Yes, we are business partners, and we came out to sell together."

Cheng Ji asked Lele beside him, "What are you selling?"

Lele said, sell ass.

Cheng Ji felt as if he had been poured over his head by a pot of blood, and his vision was blurred. It took him a long time to lift up his T-shirt to wipe off his cold sweat.

he……

He doesn't believe it!

He only believed in three things in his life: himself, his brother, and his organization!

"Then..." he asked, "what about the socks?"

Lele asked, "What socks? Cheng Cheng, are you on drugs?"

Cheng Ji pondered for a minute, then raised his head and asked, "Is that what you mean by selling butts?"

The person at the door seemed to be very impatient with Cheng Ji, and said with a sneer, "Then Master Cheng, what do you think is the other meaning? I think you have not only taken drugs, but also lost your memory."

Cheng Ji stood up and asked Lele beside him, "Please confirm again! What is my identity? What is your identity?!"

Lele repeats, you and I are selling asses!

Cheng Ji asked with the last glimmer of hope, "Sell to middle-aged and elderly rich women?"

Lele laughed and said what's the matter with you, are you sick?Selling to young and middle-aged men is about the same. Who can play with us?

"..."

Cheng Ji sat back on the sofa tremblingly, but couldn't sit still and slipped off the edge of the sofa.

The person at the door said coolly: "Master Cheng, this is Shuiyue Manor, the largest gold-selling cave in Hongcheng. You are a moneyboy, MB for short. Do you remember?"

"..."

Cheng Ji simply lay down flat under the sofa, crossed his fingers tremblingly, and placed them on his chest.

From now on, he belongs to the pig's large intestine, and no one can help him up!

"Cheng Cheng, what's wrong with you?" Lele asked with concern.

"It's nothing." Cheng Ji took several deep breaths and said, "I'm waiting to die."

In his previous life, he was covered with a flag when he died, so what's the matter now?

A hero dedicates himself to the motherland, art serves the people, and he is reborn to serve the motherland?

Who the hell can do him a favor and burn him, and don't keep the ashes, just throw them all away!

Lele bent down and said, "Cheng Cheng, you don't have to be so anxious. Everyone has a first time. You told me in the afternoon that you were mentally prepared. Are you regretting it now?"

Cheng Ji was taken aback, raised half of his body and asked joyfully, "First time?"

Lele said: "That's right, it's your first day at work today, unless you've sold it before. You shouldn't have sold it before, right? It's all because your mother is sick and you have no choice but to come out and sell it."

Cheng Ji jumped up suddenly: "I still have a mother?!"

The person at the door frowned and said: "Nonsense, I think you are really stupid, who has no mother? If the manager didn't feel sorry for you, who the hell would be happy to take you in? Do you know how much pressure we have to put on a college student? ?"

"I'm still a college student?" Cheng Ji asked.

Lele's expression became serious: "Cheng Cheng, tell me the truth, what did you eat? Although everyone in our business is acting on the spot, I still treat you as a friend. You can't be blind with anything in this villa. Eat, especially what the guests give you. Didn’t Manager Zhou tell you? It’s better to die than die!”

"No." Cheng Ji quickly waved his hands, "I didn't eat anything."

"Then what's the matter with you?" Lele asked.

Cheng Ji said: "At that moment just now, I was under a lot of pressure and lost my composure. May I ask which university I am from?"

"I'm a junior at K Polytechnic," Lele said, "but you've already taken a leave of absence."

"Well……"

The man at the door sneered sneeringly, and said, "Pretend, act, act, you're fucking going to take off your pants, and you're using yourself as a dish." After finishing speaking, he took the cigarette and left. Leaving behind a voluptuous figure.

Lele got up and closed the door, sat back on the sofa, and asked, "Cheng Cheng, what are you thinking? You don't want to treat your mother anymore? If the hospital doesn't pay the money, they may pull out the tube on your mother tomorrow." , then she will die, and you will have no mother, are you not in a hurry?"

Cheng Ji said, "I'm in a hurry."

Lele said: "Then who do you put on this picture to show? I didn't introduce you here to harm you, but to help you. Except selling du, there is no way to get money faster than this."

Cheng nodded.

Lele said again: "Don't think my words are ugly, your mother must be useless, and now she is completely maintained by equipment. No matter how optimistic she is, she will not live for a month, but we can't rush her to die. No matter what, you have to maintain it. You even sold your house for medical treatment, and you have no father. When your mother dies, you will be left alone. I don’t have any money at all. Of course it’s okay if I scrape together a few thousand dollars for you, but where can I buy a cemetery with this little money?”

Cheng Ji nodded again.

"So you listen to me and work patiently for half a year. Not only will you be able to pay off your debts, you may even save a small sum of money. Then you can go far away and go back to school. As long as you don't tell me, I don't tell you, who knows Your past? So what if you know, who hasn't had a hurdle? Don't worry, even if we meet in the future, those guests won't remember you. Even if they remember, he won't have the face to say it. Admit it and come out!"

Cheng Ji said, "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Lele said, "You're so pretty, you must have a good business. In short, no matter who you slept with or what you did, for the sake of money, you wake up as if you don't remember anything. understand?"

"understood."

Lele breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good to understand."

Cheng Ji lowered his eyelashes and said, "I'm sorry."

Lele smiled: "Needless to say I'm sorry, after all, you are a baby, and this test is not easy for everyone. I know you are a good person, very kind, and I am dragging you into the fire pit now, don't hate I'll do."

Cheng Ji said, "I don't hate you, I'm sorry for you."

Because I'm going to knock you out and run away now, don't worry, it's all my fault when the manager or boss will hold you accountable.

Come out and sell, yes.

It is also acceptable to sell to middle-aged and elderly women. It is an obligation to make brothers happy, but you can't sell your ass to a man, absolutely, no!

The thunder does not move, the blood is loyal, it just can't!

Cheng had a fierce look in his eyes, and he was about to slash at the back of Lele's neck with a knife in his hand, when a mechanical voice suddenly pierced deep into his eardrum:

——The protagonists of both sides are in place, and the 15-minute countdown begins.

"..."

Cheng Ji put down his hands and asked, "Who is talking?"

"You're talking." Lele replied.

"No, I heard a man talking."

——The main supporting roles are in place, and the countdown is 40 minutes and [-] seconds.

The voice is flat and straightforward, and it comes from a machine without emotion.

Cheng Ji pricked up his ears: "Here, I'm talking."

"Cheng Cheng..." Lele looked at him sympathetically, "You are very abnormal today, you should go back first, take a shower and tidy up before going to see your mother, if the manager asks, I will explain it for you."

Of course Cheng Ji knew it was abnormal, firstly he had crossed time; secondly his mother had died long ago in his previous life, and in this life he had an extra mother who was about to die; thirdly he had changed from a coffin-defining hero to a male worker!

However, no matter how abnormal it was, it was more normal than the voice counting down the seconds in his mind now!

——The secondary supporting role is in place, and the countdown is 30 minutes and [-] seconds.

——Cheng took his seat, counting down for 20 minutes and [-] seconds.

——Cheng?

--are u there?

——If yes, please answer, Cheng, I have your lines today.

——Only one sentence, but it involves the main character, so please answer.

——Cheng, why don't you speak?

——Cheng Ji, please answer!

"..."

Cheng Ji asked Lele: "Where is the bathroom, please? I feel like I'm hallucinating, and I want to wash my face."