Gold sale

Enduring fear and nausea, Shao Feng used up a whole pack of tissues to wipe off Ah Hua's scales.

Although her body was wiped clean and the odor seemed to be gone, Ah Hua always felt that her body was not clean.

The majestic snake god actually touched a human's papa?

What a shame!How does this make her mess up in the circle of gods in the future?

The more you think about it for a while, the more angry you become, and the more you think about it when you take a step back, the more you lose.

She must settle accounts with this "shit" perpetrator!

Seeing the golden vertical eyes narrowed by the big snake in front of him, Shao Feng instinctively sensed the danger, and he subconsciously took two steps back.

On the side, Su Ji calmly stepped forward to block A'hua's sight.

"I brought the ice cream that Lord Snake God asked for, would you like to eat it now?"

Hearing this, Ah Hua's erect body froze slightly.In the next second, she snorted coldly: "Who wants to eat in such a smelly place."

It was still the familiar arrogant tone.

Su Ji smiled, "Then let's change places."

……

Ten minutes later, Shao Feng couldn't help but widen his eyes when he saw the snake god eating an ice cream cone in front of him.

This is the first time he has seen a snake that loves to eat ice cream so much...

No, can creatures like snakes still eat ice cream?

Ignoring the astonished gaze on the other side, Ah Hua rolled up the ice cream cone that Su Ji handed over with her tail, stretched out the snake letter and licked the ice cream cone.For a moment, the feeling of sweetness, coolness and satisfaction soaked into my heart instantly.

Ah Hua squinted her eyes happily, thinking: Although human beings are useless, the ability to invent delicious food is still worthy of admiration.

A carton of ice cream will soon be gone.Looking at the empty freezer in front of her eyes, Ah Hua smacked her lips with some insatiable desire.

"Why so little? I don't think it's enough to eat."

As she said that, she looked at Su Ji with some dissatisfaction: "Hurry up and get me another box!"

Su Ji: "It's gone."

"What? Gone?!"

Ah Hua immediately blew up the snake scales, "Why is there only so much ice cream in a cart?"

Seeing Su Ji showing a standard smile with eight teeth, "There are many kinds of cars. There are trucks and cars, of course there are also bicycles, motorcycles and tricycles. And what you eat now is exactly the size of the back seat of a bicycle."

"Su Ji, you are playing tricks on me!"

Seeing that Ah Hua suddenly burst into flames.The originally curled body suddenly stood upright, and the huge head looked down at the little human being in front of him, casting a terrifying shadow.

Facing the wrath of the snake god, Su Ji said calmly: "How can this be called playing? You didn't say how big a car you want. After all, I am poor, and I can only ride a shared bicycle to work. A car of ice cream is too much for me. It’s about the size of the rear basket of a bicycle.”

"you you you!"

For a while, Ah Hua was so angry that she couldn't speak.

Although she already knew how thick-skinned and shameless this human named Su Ji was, she never thought that the other person could be so shameless!

Hey!

Is this bullying the snake who hasn't read the book?He even played word games with her!She wants to kill him! ! !

At the moment when Ah Hua opened her bloody mouth wide and was about to swallow all the hateful humans in front of her stomach, a system voice suddenly sounded beside her ears——

【drop!warn! "Snake God Ahua" received a complaint from player "Su Ji". 】

[Player "Su Ji" fulfilled his promise to "Snake God Ahua" with a truckload of ice cream, but "Snake God Ahua" felt too little, and wanted player "Su Ji" to provide more ice cream.The player "Su Ji" said no, and "Snake God Ah Hua" wanted to take revenge on him. 】

[So, the player "Su Ji" filed an arbitration application with the main god. 】

【Based on the principle of caring for the players, the main god accepted the complaint from the player "Su Ji". 】

[Lord God's warm reminder: It's not a good habit to make trouble for no reason.Please "Snake God Ah Hua" stop attacking the player "Su Ji".Otherwise, the main god will take forced repatriation and send "Snake God Ah Hua" back to the original world. 】

???

After hearing a series of warnings from the system, A'hua's head was filled with big question marks.

Who is making trouble for no reason?

This move directly shocked the python in front of him.

She never expected that Su Ji would suddenly make a move to treat him in his own way.

At this time, Ah Hua's heart was already filled with various national curses.

However, at this time, the attacks and insults and the spouting of fragrance seemed to have no effect at all.

Because the main god had already put a protective cover on Su Ji who was facing him.If she attacked him directly, she would be able to guess what her next ending would be without even thinking about it.She doesn't want to try herself.

Thinking about it, Ah Hua had no choice but to stare at Su Ji angrily——

you are vicious!

Su Ji smiled apologetically and said: "Master Snake God, don't be angry. I really have no choice but to do this. After all, you are so powerful, and we are just weak human beings. There must be a way to protect ourselves."

In one sentence, he both praised Ah Hua and excused himself, which rationalized his behavior for a while.

A'hua snorted coldly when she heard the words, ignored it, and slowly lay down back to her original place.

On the side, Shao Feng was so shocked that his eyeballs almost fell to the ground.

Ah Hua did not continue to be angry!

Just now, he almost thought that the two of them were going to die in Shekou!

Not only Shao Feng, but even the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned.However, the reason for their surprise was different from Shao Feng's.

[This snake looks familiar.Has it appeared in other worlds before? 】

[This is the patron saint in "A Thousand Mountains Miao Village".I've seen this dungeon before.How come here? 】

[Not only "Miao Village in Thousand Mountains", Su Ji was in the world of "Ghost Story on Campus", this snake is also there! 】

Someone questioned-

【is that a lie? NPCs are not players, can they still run dungeons? 】

The old viewers who followed Su Ji all the way to the live broadcast immediately said——

[Why are you lying to you?This is all I have seen with my own eyes!If there is half a lie, I will lose my life immediately! 】

For the players, the oath of "losing health" is much more effective than "striking five thunders from the sky".Coupled with the testimonies of other viewers who watched Su Ji's live broadcast, those doubts became much quieter for a while.

But at the same time, people can't help but wonder: if NPC can really copy, how can it do it?

In the space of the Climbers Alliance, the president Xiao Quan looked thoughtfully at the comment section of the live broadcast in front of him.

Ice Cream, Promise…

Complaints, Requests for Arbitration...

Recalling the other live broadcast videos about Su Ji that he made up earlier, Xiao Quan raised his eyebrows with interest.

interesting.

This Su Ji is really not simple.

Ordinary players only know that players can trade and sign agreements between players.But I don't know that these laws are actually applicable to NPCs.

It is no secret among high-level players to use agreements in dungeons to make NPCs do things for themselves.

It's just that Su Ji, a newcomer, would have already done this in the first world.

Moreover, in the later world, he even developed this method of reusing the same NPC like a Russian doll.

Give NPC a bad check but don't cash it, let the other party complain about himself.Relying on the personality of the main god who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, he will definitely throw the NPC to the next world to collect debts.

And Su Ji took advantage of this to throw out new big cakes for the other party to bite, and then continued to break the promise.

Draw big cakes → not cash out → cash out in the next world + draw new big cakes → don’t cash out again → cash out in the next world + draw new big cakes

By repeating this cycle, he can obtain a helper who can move freely and uncontrollably in the game world.

Of course, doing so is risky.

That is, it is possible to irritate the NPC.

Especially when the fulfillment of the promise differs from the will of the NPC.

And Su Ji just encountered this kind of situation.

However, Su Ji cleverly made use of the loopholes in the text while drawing big cakes for the other party, leaving a little leeway for himself.

And also learned to use the method of the villain to file a complaint first, and treat the NPC in the same way.

Although the main god behaves badly, he is very fond of players, especially those players who can make him happy.

Once his precious player is threatened by other threats besides the game plot, then he will naturally stand up to defend the player.

As for the NPC who was hanged all the way by Su Ji...

Under the opponent's "carrot and stick", he will be tamed sooner or later.

Thinking of this, Xiao Quan couldn't help feeling surprised.

To think of using this method to use NPCs, exploit loopholes in the rules, and even use the main god...

Is he really a rookie?

Su Ji in the dungeon has no idea how much psychological shock his actions have brought to some people.

At this time, he is still working hard to perform in front of Ah Hua——

"I know Lord Snake God is very angry. This is indeed my fault, and it's all because I didn't speak clearly. I'm here to sincerely say sorry to you."

Perhaps Su Ji had a humble attitude and soft words, but A'hua's sharp attitude seemed to loosen a little.

"Then how do you plan to compensate?"

Hearing this, Shao Feng froze.

Seeing this, she narrowed her eyes, "I'm sorry and it's over? There must be a compensation. Otherwise, this apology is too cheap."

Su Ji's smile remained unchanged, "You are right. Compensation is due."

"It's almost there."

After hearing the affirmative answer, Ah Hua sat back on her stomach in satisfaction.

However, just a second after she lay down, she heard Su Ji add another sentence——

"But before I give you compensation, I would like to ask you to do me a small favor."

Ah Hua:? ? ?

"You still have the face to ask me for help?"

At this time, A'hua's scales stood on end, like a cat whose fur had exploded, showing its fierce appearance.

Seeing Su Ji lowered his eyes, showing an innocent and pitiful face, "I am also very embarrassed, but I really have no choice, so I made this request with the cheek."

He said in a "sincere" tone: "Master Snake God has boundless mana, you are the most powerful patron saint I have ever seen! Apart from you, I really can't think of anyone else who can help me with this favor."

On the side, Shao Feng was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped to the ground.

Although I know that Su Ji can speak well, but this is too fucking awesome!

Su Ji, you are so talented to be an online celebrity with goods!

This acting skill, this on-the-spot reaction ability!

The film and television industry needs you!Oscar owes you a statuette!

Su Ji naturally knew that he was awesome.

As a gold medal salesman, Tao Xixi is the new king of goods delivery, he knows the art of speaking too well.

He knows how to speak in order to get customers to pay, and how to speak in order to make others happy and lower their guard against himself.

He has his own set of words when dealing with people with different personalities.

In the face of Ah Hua, a tsundere NPC who likes to listen to good things and has a pure personality.

Su Ji only needs to lower his posture, overcome rigidity with softness, and praise the other party a lot, and he can easily achieve his goal.

Sure enough, after hearing Su Ji's tongue-in-cheek flattery, Ah Hua's attitude softened a little.

"...Since you said so, it is not impossible for me to help you reluctantly."

Hearing the words, Su Ji raised his eyes quickly, and his eyes showed three points of surprise and seven points of gratitude just right——

"really?"

She coughed lightly and said, "I'm the patron saint of Qianshan Village, so I will keep my word. However, I didn't help you for nothing."

Su Ji smiled and said, "That's natural."

Ah Hua: "Next time, I want a truck of roast suckling pig and a truck of ice cream."

The smile on Su Ji's face froze for a moment, then he clenched his back molars and smiled with his mouth open: "Okay."

If you can't bear the child and can't set the wolf, forget it.

Having received Su Ji's promise, Ah Hua shook her tail in satisfaction, "Tell me, what do you want me to do for you."