Travel back to ancient times to be a beautician

Sunan was happy: "Is there anything else? What, let's hear it." There are a lot of disasters, he thought cheerfully.

Xia Xueyao glanced at Lin Jun's eyes, curled her lips, and said, "I don't think it's nothing, it's just that during the dinner, there was a man from Lirenguo called Hunting Qi, who sent a black-skinned and black-haired Kunlun slave to provoke him. Show off your strength."

In fact, this kind of thing was common when the Zhou Dynasty was first established. In the past few years, the state of Zhou has prospered, and the provocations of small countries are rare. It is more common for big countries to show off.At first it was just a show of strength, but later it turned into a contest for some reason.

This Kunlun slave is very powerful. Before the Zhou Dynasty, two people were sent out because they underestimated the enemy. The second one lost to the Kunlun slave with a smaller weakness. The next thing is a bit difficult.

If he wants to win, it's easy. It's not difficult for him to just let Lin Jun go out and win with strength.But the problem is that Lin Jun's status is nobler than that of an ordinary Kunlun slave. If he loses, he will lose face. If he wins, it will inevitably give people a sense of loss of status.

But losing two people in a row, in terms of martial arts, they are not low, and to be honest, there are not many people who are high.If they lost the last round, it would be a major insult to the country's prestige. When asked who was up, without exception, there was silence.

But if there is no one to fight, the problem will be even bigger.Lin Jun sat on the banquet table, frowned, and frowned at Zhan Xueping, asking her to fight.

Zhan Xueping reported her family background, and the people present naturally looked at each other in blank dismay, thinking that the exquisite beauty on the field was different from the previous rumors.Although she has lost weight, her strength has not been affected at all. Even though she lacks strength, her flexibility is unmatched by a big guy. After dozens of moves, Zhan Xueping hit the opponent's acupoints as an opportunity to put the opponent on the ground. .

But when he was about to be defeated, the Kunlun slave's face was red, his ears were red, his eyes were red, and he chopped off Zhan Xueping's sword with a slash.At that time, the eunuchs and maids on both sides were frightened, and the guards with swords paled in fright. They rushed to escort them, but they couldn't stop the sword from breaking.

With a sound of "cracking", the broken sword was directly inserted into the table, and the body of the sword trembled outwards. The guards surrounded the table, airtight, and pulled out the knife in unison, and the shiny blade was reflected on the bottom Seeing the scene, the ministers walked out in a panic, knelt on the carpet, and shouted long live.

Zhan Xueping was stunned for a moment, then knelt down, and the guard next to her immediately stepped forward and pushed down the Kunlun slave next to her. The latter looked at the envoy of her own country with a look of panic. He knelt down in panic to atone for his sin.

"And then?" Sunan was curious and asked the next thing with great interest.

Zhan Xueping twitched, pointed at her finger, "The emperor didn't blame me at that time, he just ordered the guards to disperse, and announced that the banquet would continue." His eyes drifted left and right, feeling very guilty.

"That's good, maybe the Holy One has forgotten about it?" Sunan smiled kindly, and what he cared most about was another thing: "By the way, then... have you danced?"

"I jumped." Speaking of this, Zhan Xueping said to him enthusiastically: "Besides, after I finished dancing, the audience was silent, and no one spoke for a while."

Sunan:.......It's not good news.

"Why is no one talking?" Sunan asked tentatively.

Xia Xueyao curled her lips, and said: "When she was finishing up, Jian Guang confiscated her and split a guest's table in half with one sword." Under such circumstances, it's no wonder that the audience didn't end in silence.

Sunan's smile froze on his face, split... split in half, looked at Zhan Xueping, she looked a little ashamed, lowered her head, and said: "No, because the sword technique Shi Niang gave me, Zhang Dahe, couldn't hold it back for a while, the sword light directly scattered on the table of the person next to him, the force was a little too strong, and I couldn't control it."

But she quickly assured: "However, I definitely didn't hurt anyone, I just smashed the table!!" Raising her hand and swearing to the sky, Zhan Xueping looked at him sincerely and said.

Okay, okay, don't explain to me anymore, I won't listen if I don't listen.Sunan thought desperately, covered his ears and didn't want to hear, stood up expressionlessly, ready to go home.

Seeing Sunan's pale face, several people watched him leave with longing eyes regardless of obstruction.Sunan walked on the road with floating steps, eyes slightly narrowed, half lamented and half desperate in her heart, thinking, just now she forgot to tell her not to report his name when she goes out in the future, it's too...forget it, let's not talk about it.

Although there are only a few sentences, one can imagine the embarrassing scene at that time, the scene was silent, not to mention breaking the table at the end, well, I guess I was too scared to make a sound.

But what Sunan didn't expect, after two or three days, the situation was completely beyond his expectation.

Alleyways, taverns and teahouses, people before and after, adults and children, all talk about Zhan Xueping. Even the storyteller in the restaurant took this passage, adapted it a little, and told it after the lunch break to attract business.

It just so happened that Sunan was bored these few days. When he was wandering outside, if he was in a teahouse, he heard this.The foot that was going to walk away stepped back again, entered the teahouse, wanted to find a vacant seat to sit down, but unexpectedly found that the teahouse had no separate vacant tables, and had to share a table with others.

He was sharing the table with two men in their 40s and [-]s with felt hats on their heads. On the table were several pots of wine and appetizers that looked delicious.Sunan sat down, smiled and greeted his companions on the table, and then focused all his attention on the storyteller.

The reason why it is said that restaurants and teahouses are the most informed is because of these storytellers.In order to attract business, most taverns and teahouses will invite these storytellers to come. Some talk about the quality of famous novels, and some bring out the hottest things in the capital. However, this ancient way of disseminating information can only rely on this one mouth.

And what is being said in the teahouse today is an event in the capital that is becoming more and more chaotic.

"Let's talk about everyone here, who doesn't know the prestige of Xia Hu's army, who doesn't know the famous Wei Guogong Xia Xiuxin, who defeated the Xiongnu, young and promising, with high martial arts skills, he can be said to be a popular person around the Holy Majesty today." Long, the storyteller raised his eyebrows and said in a cadence.

The people below listened attentively, including Sunan. "Speaking of which, since you know the Duke who stopped crying, who doesn't know his sisters? One of his own sisters, although the name is unknown, is said to be a graceful and beautiful young lady. It's a pity that my luck is a bit off."

"And his other righteous sister, General Zhan Xueping, is even more famous than him. She is over twenty years old, eight feet long, and weighs over two hundred catties. She wields a meteor hammer and is very powerful. Nothing to worry about."

Sunan black line, meteor hammer, what meteor hammer, how come he never knew about it?

"Hey, according to the legend, although this General Zhan is a daughter, his kung fu is not inferior to that of a man. It is easy to kill the enemy in the field. As for his appearance, everyone who has seen it says, tsk tsk... As expected, he is the same Wei Guogong's family."

Sunan was a little unhappy, what happened to the people in Duke Wei's mansion?ugly?A group of guys who have never seen the world!

"But, I heard that at the New Year's Eve banquet two days ago, all the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty met the so-called 'extremely vicious' Zhan Xueping, only to realize that it was not like the rumors from the outside world at all. What kind of body looks like a fat pig and looks ugly, it's just nonsense!!" The storyteller slapped the gavel beside the table, drawing everyone's attention.

"What nonsense, what does that General Zhan look like?!!" The people below were a little anxious, not used to the storyteller's tricks, and they all urged on their seats.

"I heard that General Zhan Xueping and Ping Zhan lost their manners when they competed with the Kunlun slaves in front of the palace. The Holy Majesty was in a good mood that day, so he didn't punish Zhan Xueping and suffered from that flesh and blood. It's just that this saved him from the crime of living, but the Holy Majesty did not." Let Zhan Xueping perform a dance in front of civil and military officials and other important ministers. Although it appears to be forgiven, it is actually embarrassing."

The people below were even more unhappy: "After all, you haven't said what that Zhan Xueping looks like, is it like the outsiders said, vicious like a Yasha?!"

"What's the rush?" The storyteller became impatient, ignored the urging person, and continued, "Listen to me."

"It's just that Zhan Xueping followed the old general Xia since she was a child, and she didn't know any dance songs. She was so suppressed that she could only carry the sword on the stage, let the people below play a general's order, and raised the sword herself It's time to dance."

"It's just that there were so many people at that time, and I had never seen this kind of sword dance, lightly picking and slashing, the sound of the sword, spinning and jumping, but that day Zhan Xueping was wearing a red dress with folded skirts, dancing gracefully , a red dress was danced into a butterfly by her, her dancing posture is unrestrained and heroic, like a dragon swimming in a rainbow, head to tail, like flowing clouds and flowing water, with extraordinary temperament."

"Especially the appearance of General Zhan Xueping and Ping Zhan... Tsk tsk... To put it bluntly, she has a peerless face." The storyteller said in an admiring tone, his expression was full of yearning.

Sunan almost spit out a sip of tea and swallowed it hastily. The people around him exclaimed enviously, and there were many discussions: "Then Zhan Xueping really looks like this, so why is it always rumored that she looks ugly and shameless?" ?” There are also doubters and unbelievers in the words.

The author has something to say: I thought I had typed [-] words, only to realize that it was not enough, haha, only to realize that I forgot all the previous ones.Try to manage more tomorrow and make up for what you owed before.