The 108th abuse of the little phoenix of glass

A few people sat down and were about to eat, when the door of the room was kicked open suddenly with a "bang dang", someone shouted angrily at the throat, "Smelly little girl, little boy, I finally found you!"

As soon as the words were finished, a silver-haired young man barged in, with an angry face and exasperated voice: "Hiss! You guys are going too far, you left me alone on the street, kneeling for an entire afternoon, and I've lost my face!" It's clean! I can tell you that these two gangsters..."

Looking up, facing the eyes of the whole room staring at him, the boy was startled, froze for a moment, and stammered: "You, you... who are you?"

Liu Yihuan looked him over from head to toe, more surprised than him: "You broke into our house, and you still have the nerve to ask who we are? Then dare to ask Your Excellency, who are you?"

Teng Snake immediately pulled it up, flicked the strand of white hair on his forehead to the back of his shoulders, held his head high and held his head high: "I will not change my name if I am going, and I will not change my surname when I sit down. "

Liu Yihuan let out a "wow" and made a frightened expression: "God! You are so powerful, I admire you!"

Teng She twisted his long neck a few times, extremely arrogant: "Of course, hiss! Are you scared?"

Everyone in the room looked at Xuanji and Sifeng, and Ting Nu asked gently: "Xuanji, I have seen this person before, and he is indeed a person from the heavens, named Teng Snake. How did you meet him?"

Xuanji explained with a smile: "Si Feng and I went to the suburbs to pick flowers, and we happened to meet him. This man was very irritable, and he would yell and kill him at every turn. In order to teach him a lesson, Si Feng formed a blood contract with him. He is now My spirit beast."

"Spirit beast? Pulled like this, it turned out to be Xuanji's spirit beast! Hahahaha!" Liu Yi leaned forward and back with a smile, holding her stomach and pounding on the table: "Oh, hey, how majestic I am, feelings are just spirit beasts! "

Teng Snake's face turned red and then turned white, and he wanted to defend himself but couldn't.People who want to be angry but are afraid that they won't be able to beat this room, don't mention how aggrieved they are.

Although the rest of the people did not laugh so exaggeratedly, they all found it very interesting.

Especially in Yu'er's heart, the spirit beast Teng Snake is comparable to a pet.She smiled and ran to Soaring Snake, stretched out her hand to touch and pinch his head: "White hair, it's soft and slippery, so fun. Hey, you are also a snake? Isn't that the same as Sister Xiaoyinhua's body?" Show me your transformation, and I'll buy candied haws for you when you get better."

"Don't touch me, I'm a spirit beast...ah bah, it's a god! It's not your cat!"

Teng Snake was almost dizzy with anger, it was fine for one or two to bully him, now the whole room is bullying him.

Woohoo, Qinglong, where are you?Come and help me teach them a lesson, these ignorant mortals!

"Yu'er, don't tease him." Xuanji felt a little bit sorry for leaving the little white snake alone on the busy street to kneel for an afternoon.After all, this little white snake is soft and cute except for being more irritable. Xuanji still likes him.

"Come, come, Teng Snake, come and taste Si Feng's handicrafts, it will definitely make you think about it for a lifetime."

"I don't eat mortal food, no matter how delicious it is!"

"You don't need to eat, you can have a taste, right?" Xuanji coaxed him with a smile, pulled him to the table and sat down, and stuffed a pair of chopsticks into his hands: "Sifeng's rice is the most delicious in the world, no You will regret it if you eat it. Come on, come on, try this steamed pork ribs first."

"Don't eat, don't eat, I..."

Yu'er was mischievous, picked up a spare rib and stuffed it into Teng She's mouth.

"I said I don't want to eat it... huh?" Teng She opened his round eyes fiercely, pulled the ribs out of his mouth, looked at it and stuffed it back: "Wo Cao, what is this? Why is it so delicious? ?”

After three or two bites, he quickly squeezed out the largest piece of spare ribs from the plate. His mouth was full of food, and he was vague: "What is this? It smells sour and sweet. It's delicious. I will help you first." You have a taste."

The finger has already attacked the sweet and sour carp with a burnt color.

The slap in the face came so quickly, but Xiao Teng Snake didn't blush or breathe, "Zi Liu Liu" sucked his saliva, and looked as if he was catching fish and eating it.

A few people watched him chew the ribs "cracking", and were stunned. Doesn't this guy eat ribs without spitting out bones?

"Snapped"!A pair of chopsticks hit the back of Teng Snake's hand, and Si Feng looked disgusted: "Have you washed your hands? Can you use chopsticks? Others still want to eat, so what's the matter with you grabbing it with your hands? Go, wash your hands first and then learn how to use chopsticks." , or you won’t be allowed to eat it.”

Teng Snake was eating so sweet that he wished he could swallow his tongue into his stomach.After being hit by Si Feng, he immediately rubbed the back of his hand, stretched it out in front of Xuanji, and complained aggrievedly: "It's fine if your little boy doesn't feed me, he still beats people."

Xuanji looked at the white and tender back of the hand, which was marked with two red marks by the tip of the chopsticks, and was angry and funny: "Si Feng was right in saying that others still want to eat, so how can you grab it with your hands? Be good!" Go wash your hands and come over to eat again. Don't worry, we are waiting for you."

"Okay." Teng Snake hung his head dejectedly, got up and walked out.When I left the house, I suddenly backed up and told me again and again worriedly: "You are not allowed to steal food while I am away, remember to wait for Lao Tzu to come back, do you hear me?"

"Okay, okay, I got it." Xuanji had no choice but to reassure her again and again, and then Teng Snake washed his hands repeatedly.

Until his back disappeared, Ting Nu asked again: "Xuanji, have you asked him why he ran down from the heaven to the mortal world? Could it be that something happened up there?"

Xuanji is the God of War after all, and Ting Nu had heard about her origins back then.Heaven will not let Xuanji go easily, and her future is still in danger.

"According to my impressions of him, he is very dissatisfied with my name as God of War, and wants to have a good fight with me to see if my name is not worthy of my name."

Xuanji also felt strange: "I didn't expect to be missed by someone I didn't know for more than 1000 years when I didn't know it."

"I have followed you for more than 1000 years, and I have never seen you so moved, I have no conscience!"

Si Feng put the boned fish meat on a small plate, and pushed it in front of Xuanji: "If I don't know how to cook delicious food, you still have to worry about the chef from the Shaoyang School?"

He is really a jealous madman, not only jealous of a spirit beast, but also jealous of a joke that Xuanji uttered casually 800 years ago when he was out of six senses.

Xuanji hurriedly hugged Sifeng's arm, put her head on his shoulder, and flattered him very smoothly: "My Sifeng is not only beautiful, but also has ten times and a hundred times better cooking skills than the cooks of the Shaoyang School. A thousand times, and he is so kind to me, always on call, and takes good care of me. He is the person I like the most in my life, and I will think about others when I am stupid."

Si Feng lowered his eyes with a smile, and scratched the tip of her nose: "A sycophant."

Liu Yihuan held her cheeks unbearably: "Hiss! Toothache!"

Yu'er put her hands on her cheeks, yearning infinitely: "Wow, you two are really a fairy love. When will I meet someone who treats me so well?"

Ting Nu sipped the tea leisurely, comforting the two people from the bottom of his heart.

Only Xiao Yinhua's eyes became more and more red. Xuanji's sweet words to Sifeng and the warm scenes of the two cuddling each other all hurt her eyes and made her feel sad.

She stood up suddenly, holding back her tears and hurriedly said: "I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable, I want to go back and lie down for a while, you guys eat, and leave me alone."

"Hey sister Yinhua..."

Yu'er was about to catch up, but Liu Yihuan had already held her back: "No one can help her with this kind of thing, she can only let her figure it out slowly. Then look up at the surrounding scenery, maybe her mood will open up..."

Liu Yihuan suddenly thought of Ruoyu, and felt quite emotional in her heart, such a good young man, but it's a pity that he didn't follow the right path and ruined himself.