I'll never play strategy games

In the game, Gu Jin waited patiently for the game character he needed to come out. All the old fans outside the game who knew the truth were there, and the new fans didn't know what they were talking about.

The game "Monster Hunter" is a real-sensing game for all ages that was promoted three years ago in the deep space New Year. Before it was launched, it didn't even advertise, because of the excellent experience of the public beta version, it became popular all over the Internet.

The modeling is exquisite, the world view is huge, the combination of plot and gameplay, deep space really creates a world in the game, the degree of freedom is so high that some players feel that they can even spend their lives in "Monster Hunter".

Therefore, it naturally caused a bloodbath in the game area, and many game anchors studied "Monster Hunter" day and night in order to take the lead after it was released.

[I followed Jin Dae at that time. I remember that everyone was exploring "Monster Hunter" in the traditional way of upgrading streaming games, fighting monsters, upgrading, doing tasks and opening the world line.Jin Dae is the only player who directly explores the plot and then performs all kinds of coquettish operations. I would like to call it a player who has integrated into the drama.Also, don't call me wife all the time, show some respect to Gao Wan. 】

[If you want a wife, you want a Xiangxiang wife, you care about me.Some people actually question my baby's acting skills, you guys don't know anything about power. 】

[Gu Jin was not well-known at the time, and "Monster Hunter" is a game jointly developed by several game companies with different plots, so it is impossible to leak the plot. 】

[The deep space seems to have awarded the baby some kind of award. 】

["Most Popular Actor of the Year Award", the first game anchor in history to win the Universal Best Actor Award for his acting talent hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 】

The barrage is simply the team building of the old fans, while the new fans are scratching their heads in anxiety, wanting to crawl over the network cable and grab these people's collars and shake them wildly, "Where is the good stuff!"

At this moment, the hull shook a bit.

In an instant, all the picture-hanging chandeliers in the cabin casino shook accordingly, making weird creaking sounds, as if the entire cruise ship was welcoming the owner in its own way.

Gu Jin leaned back into the chair comfortably, and the interaction between Gu Jin and fans at that time also appeared in the lower right corner——

"I was a little flustered, mainly because my feet hurt so much. When you see a girl wearing high heels in the future, please call her a strong man."

Gu Jin was probably really nervous, and his fingers curled up unconsciously.It's just that he doesn't show it on the surface, with a look of "I'm going to see if there are any troublemakers today".

It was a very tall human male. Gu Jin couldn't see his face clearly in the smoke for a while, but he could only see his figure that could almost touch the chandelier, at least at [-] meters.

Gu Jin only felt a slight sound of water coming from under his feet, he glanced down, and then froze for a moment without any trace.

A thing shaped like an octopus tentacles slowly unfolded on the table leg next to his calf, and finally, the nictitating membrane at the tip was quickly cut open, revealing an eyeball.Scary and evil.

Gu Jin: ...

He straightened his unruly cheongsam, and then stomped on the tentacles.

!

The man at the bar paused slightly. The tentacles winding out from under his robe had already covered more than half of Gu Jin's body, but at this moment he finally restrained himself a little.

Gu Jin raised his chin slightly, "Where are the things I keep here with you?"

In "Monster Hunter", the cruise ship Treasure is a big ship that never stops. Any monster can store its treasures here. As long as enough money is given, Treasure will always provide storage services.

At that time, Gu Jin was in urgent need of a bracelet that the BOSS worshiped the moon and empress had stored here.And he learned from the rabbit who never lied that the goddess of worshiping the moon had never shown her face in front of anyone.So directly borrowed the identity of others, boarded the boat and deceived the treasure to come.

The man stepped out of the smoke, his face was covered by a huge hood. From Gu Jin's perspective, he could only see his pale hands covered with jet-black webs.

He sat down on the seat opposite Gu Jin, tilted his head slightly, and looked at Gu Jin quietly with those eyes hidden in the darkness.The upper body, which is obviously wider than a knight, actually looks thinner against the backdrop of hundreds of tentacles on the lower body. The tentacles loosely encircle Gu Jin, as if using a different kind of flesh and blood to create a scarlet sweetheart in the middle. Only a small nest.

He looked at Gu Jin's painted lips, snow-white neck, collarbone, and chest that was slightly squeezed because of the tailoring of the cheongsam...

After a while, he suddenly laughed out of nowhere.

"...Blessing the Moon Lady," he said leisurely, "I haven't seen you for a long time, about—300 years? Why do you suddenly want to take back what is stored here?"

Everything seemed to be going smoothly, Gu Jin felt a little more relaxed, "Does this also need to be reported to you?"

At the same time, in the live broadcast room, he showed off to the fans super proudly, like a fox cub with a cocked tail: "I said it's okay, but you still don't believe it. You can't beat this part hard, you have to rely on your brain."

"Do I look very calm? Let me tell you, when you pretend to be someone else, you must act calmly and confidently like me."

How did the fans answer back then? His system no longer displays it, but now, all the old fans on the barrage are:

【Ah, yes, yes, don't cry later. 】

[Ah, yes, yes, you are right in everything you say when you wear women's clothing. 】

[Ah yes yes yes - I also want to be an eye tentacles, give me a chance to lick your baby. 】

It seemed that the monster on the opposite side didn't seem to be entangled with Gu Jinduo. He raised his hand and pressed it on the table, just like that, he took out a wooden box from the void.

The man held the small handle on the top and gently placed the box in front of Gu Jin, and opened it intimately. The moving metal handle collided with the box surface and made a muffled sound.

"Of course you don't have to report to me, my dear. It's what you want."

Gu Jin felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was so strange.

The gorgeous bracelet in the box uses ancient oriental filigree inlays, with rubies and pearls strewn in the shape of birds.This moon worship bracelet has the charm to bend the waist of any woman.

Gu Jin glanced at the monster who seemed to have completely believed in him, stood up gracefully, picked up the box, and planned to leave.He was stopped by a soft tentacle under his feet.

Gu Jin heard the bad thing that had just picked up her skirt, and stepped on it decisively.Anyway, the boss in the game, Baiyue Niangniang, is a bad-tempered boss, no matter how he behaves, he will not look too much.

"Hiss—it hurts so much."

The tentacles retracted as if wronged, and wrapped around the edge of Gu Jin's heel greedily.

Gu Jin was impatient: "Is there anything else?"

The man stood up slowly, and the heavy robe was hanging down because of his movements, like sea water under the night.He swam to Gu Jin's side, did not react to Gu Jin's body that suddenly became alert, but just took the bracelet out of the box.

Gu Jin thought that this person might have discovered something and wanted to take it back.

And the next moment, a cold touch came from the left wrist.The man pinched Gu Jin's wrist with pale fingers almost as big as his two, and put the bracelet on him.

"This box is on the cruise ship, so you can't take it away."

There was even a hint of slyness in his voice.

The gold bracelet shrinks rapidly, and fits tightly on Gu Jin's wrist.

At this moment, the voice of the game system sounded in Gu Jin's mind: [Congratulations to the player "a koi" for receiving the gift from the game npc worshiping the moon-the Luanfeng Bracelet]

Gu Jin: ...

The game is still going on [attribute point balabala... origin balabala... Players get bonus attribute points, and at the same time defeat the captain of the cruise ship Treasure because of the NPC Moon Empress, and become the new owner of the Treasure.After the player gets their favor, they can temporarily store the props on the treasure number. 】

Gu·Fake·Jin who was standing next to the BOSS had a frozen expression on his face and remained motionless.

"I should have announced the news of the change of captain of Treasure Treasure last month, but my memory is not very good, so I forgot. But I didn't expect such a small negligence to bring such a big surprise.", the goddess worshiped the moon slowly Bowing his head, his cold breath blew on the side of Gu Jin's neck.

"Honey, you look good in my clothes..."

"The shoes fit well, too."

"Actually, I used to wear black stockings to prevent those disgusting things from peeking at my legs. You didn't wear them today, did you show them to me on purpose?"

Gu Jin, who didn't earn enough money from cutting pigweed, didn't buy a full set of equipment: ...

The monster snorted softly as if he couldn't suppress his joy, "Is it intentional, deliberately made the clothes so small..."

He looked at Gu Jin's chest, and sighed and kissed Gu Jin's side of the face, "It's so cute."

Gu Jin, who was also insisted on making women's models by the tailor because she didn't make enough money from cutting pigweed: ...

"I like you, stay with me."

"I'll dress you in the best dress—do you like stocking clips?"

Gu Jin was pitiful enough as a little bastard whose disguise was exposed to cheat food and drink. Just as he was thinking about how to escape this crisis, the notification sound of the Killing Thousand Swords system came again.

[Player Gu Jin must accept the npc's marriage contract application because he accepts the npc's token Luanfeng Bracelet from the NPC Worshiping the Moon Empress. 】

[Please prepare for intercourse. 】

All the fans saw that Gu Jin, who was still tense just now, suddenly widened his eyes like a cat with a blown hair, looking round and round, dumbfounded and pitiful.

At the same time, Gu Jin's questioning in the recorded screen quickly swiped across the screen, and Gu Jin's fright could be felt after such a long time.

"What? Prepare for what?"

"Same room—?"

"What kind of room?"

"How dare you? You are a game for all ages? Is the supervision blind, so you can't see such a big fish that slipped through the net?"

But the system didn't answer any more. In the game, the Empress Baiyue hugged Gu Jin comfortably. Due to the poor physique of the two, Gu Jin stood in front of him almost like a child.

The thick and terrifying tentacles were like boa constrictors that had been awakened, approaching Gu Jin's direction maliciously.

As for Gu Jin, he was like a delicious strawberry cream cake.

There are dark patterns on the outside of the tentacles, and dense suction cups with tiny fangs on the inside. No matter how gentle the man's movements are, these things that are naturally used for hunting will leave light red scratches on Gu Jin's skin .

Barrage:

[Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[I really want to escape—but I can’t—]

【Papa Jin encountered the biggest Waterloo in his life hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 】

【How proud he was just now, how miserable the car is overturned now hahahahaha. 】

[The beauties of the fishing department who act recklessly must be matched with crazy bosses!I'm crazy. 】

[Don't laugh!Look at Jinjin's legs wrapped in tentacles, look, don't you have any desire for that?There are no crime tools, right? 】

[Wrapped up, wrapped up, ahhh Jinjin was shaking and crying, so pitiful, his eyes were red.Very good, Mr. Tentacle, please lift up my baby's clothes and let me see the details inside. 】

Just when the new fans were excited, the arms of the monsters in the game suddenly emptied——

Gu Jin, he forcibly quit the game.

In the last scene, only the man under the hood could be seen staring at his empty embrace and paused for two seconds.He raised his head slowly, revealing half a face with blurred outline in front of the camera.

In the screen recording, Gu Jin from three years ago was sitting in front of the computer desk, pulled off the plug-in earphone with a blushing face, and threw it heavily on the table, as if in this way, he could completely remove the limited-level experience just now from his mind. In general.

He stared blankly at the earphones, totally oblivious to the wanderlust he had when he was acting in the game.

Probably because all kinds of excessive words were being posted on the barrage at that time, Gu Jin reached out to turn off the barrage in embarrassment, and after calming down alone for 3 minutes, he reached out and pressed his red ear.

"How can they set up such a procedure? No review."

"It's too much, it's too much." Gu Jin complained softly, her eyelashes drooping, "I'm going to report it..."

The screen recording ended here, only the fans were still howling.

They first happily slaughtered the high-rise buildings built by Chen Ou's fans, slapped the face with a video, and said that my Jinjin's acting skills three years ago can beat your brother's 30 years of "professional learning".Not shameful enough.

Then I happily saved the screen recording, so as not to watch it before going to bed after being deleted by supervision.

Finally go back to the fan group and start emo.

"Why, why doesn't Jinjin play Jingliu now? I really like his gameplay."

"You don't like the way he plays, you like playing with him."

"It's funny, but I also like it very much. It's so exciting. It would be great if Jinjin could play this way for us more. And why is there no splash in "Monster Hunter"? This game is obviously very strong, but I just checked After checking, there is no copy of the discussion group forum introduction. Does anyone know what's going on?"

Everyone chatted for a long time, and finally an old fan with knowledge sent a long explanation.

The first is Gu Jin. After overturning in the game this time, Gu Jin did not give up at first.Tried to go online several times, to see if I could get rid of Baiyue Niangniang.A normal boss would move within an area, and Gu Jin felt that even if he had his brand on him, he could still escape from the Treasure.

After getting off the boat, he will find other ways to decipher the brand.

As a result, this npc named Baiyue Niangniang didn't know what was wrong, so she squatted on Gu Jin's spot abruptly.As long as he goes online, he will be greeted by overwhelming tentacles.Forcibly treating Gu Jin as a person who likes octopus, he doesn't even want to order octopus for barbecue.

In the end, Gu Jin called the customer service and asked if this situation was considered a bug.The customer service repeatedly confirmed, and finally told Gu Jin that unless all the progress on the account is deleted and restarted, the plot will be lost.

Gu Xiaojin was furious and never touched "Monster Hunter" again.

The second is the game "Monster Hunter", which is a coincidence.Probably after Gu Jin quit the game, a large number of players suddenly reported that Deep Space Company added malicious settings in the game content. The boss was too strong to beat, let alone the whole game world suddenly became dangerous.It seems that except for the player, all npcs have undergone an evolution, and even the grass on the side of the road can grow teeth and bite people.

Even if several world-class gods in the game area at that time could die more than 20 times a day, there was no sense of game experience at all.

"Monster Hunter" was originally in the public beta stage, and it was shut down urgently after this incident broke out.Later, I don't know where the news came from, saying that there was a serious problem with the underlying program of "Monster Hunter", and it would be better to redo the entire game than to fix it.

Gradually, gradually, there was no news.

After watching this episode, everyone said it was a pity, if Gu Jin hadn't overturned in this episode, if there hadn't been a bug in "Monster Hunter".It is estimated that the game area is another scene now.

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As soon as Gu Jin went online, all he saw was the whining of his own fans, just like opening a train factory in his live broadcast room.

Gu Jin has long been used to the moodiness of fans, sometimes he really thinks they are a bunch of cute little fools.I don't know what happened today that allowed them to build a team here.

Thinking of this, Gu Jin asked with a little affection; "What's the matter with you?"

Little fools: [Bao, I saw your car rollover in "Monster Hunter". 】

Gu Jin, who was dominated by this car rollover experience for three months: ...

Little fools: [It's so astringent, the tentacle-bound women's clothes are not human, and they have a poor body shape, so they are good at worshiping the moon lady. 】

Gu Jin, who had already started to feel that his legs were cold and unsafe: ...

Little fools: [Hey Jinjin, why didn't you play anymore.Is it because you are afraid of being caught by something?Don't be afraid, we will protect you, you can talk to the Deep Space Group, and bring that data back for fun. 】

Sitting at the table, Gu Jin is no longer the little anchor who lost his earphones and blushed when he was frightened back then. The big anchor Gu who has evolved into a big anchor smiles, his peach eyes are full of coldness, "I believe you, I can't even believe you!" I can't even keep a sock, huh."

After finishing speaking, ignore these unscrupulous fans who are full of male thieves and female prostitutes, and focus on adjusting the import parameters of the real-sense game.

[You still hum, you are so delicate, baby. 】

[Can't stand tentacles, can you? Come to me, I'm gentle. 】

Of course, the fans are just talking about teasing their Jinjin baby. "Monster Hunter" has long been off the shelves, and now their hearts are on the upcoming strategy game of Deep Space.

Gu Jin reached out to turn on the game system and re-entered the game.

The moment Luo An's face appeared in the live broadcast room, an inconspicuous barrage flashed across the bottom of the speech area——

【Hey, is it my illusion? Luo An's face looks a bit like that moon worshiping lady. 】