Yukimura, go to the toilet!

【Milk powder articles】

Yukimura was preparing for the Australian Open in Australia when he learned that his wife was expecting a baby.

"Yukimura-kun? Yukimura-kun?" The assistant looked at Yukimura Seiichi, who was in a restless state after answering the phone, and began to wonder what could make this person who always smiles softly and politely, and the sky collapses without changing his face. Get anxious like this.

"I want to go back, I want to go back!" Yukimura walked back and forth a few steps, finally gave a high-five as if he made up his mind, then turned and went back to the room to start packing his things.

The assistant was dumbfounded.After being stunned for a moment, he quickly took out Yukimura's mobile phone and dialed back the original number, and a clear female voice rang out: "Ashi, what's the matter? Didn't you just hang up the phone, it's very expensive to go abroad."

The assistant 囧, then explained the situation here, and the woman was decisive: "Give him the phone, and I'll talk about it."

Then Yukimura went in with his mobile phone.

The assistant started drawing circles outside.

A quarter of an hour later, Yukimura came out with his mobile phone in his hand, and his assistant rushed forward: "Mr. Yukimura, are you still going?"

Yukimura shook his head: "No, my wife said that the family didn't have enough money, so she asked me to take the Australian Open trophy back and sell it to buy milk powder."

Assistant Petrochemical: 210 million US dollars of milk powder... so valuable...

【Pregnancy】

When Yukimura really took back the Australian Open trophy as money for milk powder, Lin Xueyao's belly had already been four months old, and she had first seen the scale.

As we all know, pregnant women are one of the most troublesome species in this world.When she is happy, you never know when she will be unhappy. When she is depressed, you must try to make her not depressed. You have to bear it when she scolds you, and you have to bear it when she beats you...

Fortunately for Lin Xueyao, she neither developed a hobby of abusing others, nor developed a moody temper.

In addition to being able to eat.

such as:

"Ashi, I want to eat fried noodles." Push and push.

"It's three o'clock in the middle of the night..." Yukimura rubbed his eyes and turned on the desk lamp, then glanced at his watch speechlessly.

"No, I'm hungry! My son also said he was hungry!" Lin Xueyao puffed up her cheeks.

"Okay, I'll do it now." Yukimura went to the kitchen helplessly.

It was so easy to calm down after eating, and after a while...

"Ashi, I want to eat grilled fish!"

"..."

But when Yukimura held the fat baby in his arms five months later, all the hard work was nothing.

The little milk baby weighed eight catties, and Lin Xueyao suffered a lot during the birth. The fetus was too big to be born, so she had to undergo a caesarean section in the end.The nurse joked that this was due to the good nutrition during pregnancy.

"Xiaoyao, thank you." Yukimura kissed Lin Xueyao on the forehead when she was holding the child to see Lin Xueyao, who was still asleep under the effects of the anesthetic.

【Baby articles】

Xing CunSiJi was born and became the common treasure of the two families. When he was in the hospital, he was surrounded by people day and night.

The little doll is ugly and wrinkled when it is born, but within a few days it will be cute and beautiful, just like a model baby, which attracts the doctors and nurses in the hospital to come and have a look. There are even more people watching.The child quite enjoyed the feeling of being watched by everyone, probably inherited more of Yukimura's genes, was not afraid of birth at all, and never cried all day long, and whenever he looked at him, he always had a cheerful expression. Kirihara commented: The minister has a successor.

At the beginning, Yukimura thought that his son was so good, and he didn't recognize his birth. In the future, his father and his mother could throw him to someone else's house if they had any problems, but he didn't really start to realize it until his wife and son came home from the hospital. It's not a good thing for my son to like others to accompany him too much.

"Xiaoyao, I haven't touched you for a long time." Yukimura bit Lin Xueyao's ear, breathing ambiguously.

"Ashi..." After thinking that her son had just been fed, it shouldn't be a big deal, so Lin Xueyao half pushed her arms around Yukimura's neck.

Huh?Why is no one looking at me?Where's daddy?Where's mom?The little boy Si Shu started crying loudly: "Wow..."

"My son is crying!" Lin Xueyao pushed away the paw that had already unbuttoned her jacket, and ran to see her son.

It was so easy to coax Xiao Sishu to sleep again...

"Is it okay this time?"

"Um……"

"Wow ah ah ah..."

"Si Shu is crying again!"

Yukimura looked at the little milk baby sobbing in his wife's arms with a complicated expression: Actually, this kid has a grudge against him?

【Bedtime Story】

When everyone was a child, before going to bed, they would pester their parents to tell a bedtime story or something, and the stories probably couldn’t escape Snow White, Cinderella, Little White Rabbit, and Big Bad Wolf, and of course Shiki Yukimura was no exception. .

So every day, Yukimura had to read half a book on the bed, but he couldn't wait for his wife to come back to sleep. It was too late and he had to find someone. Only then did he find that his son, who should have fallen asleep listening to the story, was in full swing right now. The one who was telling the story was lying on the side of the crib and was sleeping dimly.

One day, Xingcun finally couldn't help asking: "Xiaoyao, why did you fall asleep first when you told Si Shu a story?"

Lin Xueyao innocently blinked her eyes: "He was very excited to hear it... After one lecture, I still have to talk about it, and I get sleepy after I talk about it..."

Yukimura pondered: "Let me go tonight."

Lin Xueya looked at him wonderingly: "You? What are you going to tell him?"

Yukimura smiled confidently: "Don't worry, I will come back early."

That night Yukimura went to tell a story to Yukimura Shiki at nine o'clock that night, and returned to the room at nine ten ten.

Lin Xueyao was very surprised: "So fast?" After speaking, she ran to Shiki Yukimura's room in disbelief, and the little guy was so sleepy that his nose bubbled out.

Lin Xueyao ran back unwillingly and asked Yukimura, "Ashi, you won't just knock your son unconscious, right?"

While unbuttoning Lin Xueyao, Yukimura nonchalantly replied: "Why, I just recited a paragraph of the inaugural speech of the President of the United States for him."

Lin Xueyao: "=dish=."

【Kindergarten】

Kindergarten teachers like to let the children talk about their favorite people when they have nothing to do. Shiki Yukimura once said about his mother, grandparents, grandparents, grandparents, and uncles...

His teacher was puzzled: "Don't you like Dad?"

Shiki Yukimura was aggrieved and flattened his mouth: "Father ran away with other men..." Every time the assistant uncle came to the house, Dad would not be at home for a long time.

One day, Seiichi Yukimura took a long vacation after playing a season, and decided to be a good father to pick up his son from school, but was baffled by the scornful eyes of the teachers.

【Borrowing Flowers to Offer Buddha】

At this time, Yukimura Shiki had already entered elementary school, and his father continued to be active in the tennis world.

One day after school, Xingmura Shishu heard from Lin Xueyao that he liked a new book by a certain Chinese writer recently, but he couldn’t buy it here. Then he remembered that his father was playing tennis in China recently, so he quietly called him a cross-country book. long haul.

Although Yukimura wondered why his son was so eager to learn all of a sudden, he didn't think too much about it. He asked his assistant to buy a copy and brought it with him when he returned.

When Yukimura got the book, he ran to the kitchen happily: "Mom, mom, here's a present for you!"

Lin Xueyao bent down and kissed her son's face in relief: "My son is so good."

Unwillingly, Yukimura leaned over to beg for a kiss: "Xiaoyao, I bought this..."

Lin Xueyao gave him a white look: "It's not considerate at all to ask your son to remind you to buy it."

Xingmura Sishu hugged Lin Xueyao's thigh: "Father is not good, Si Shu is good, and mother ignores father."

Lin Xueyao picked up her son and went out: "Well, let's ignore your father. Ah Shi, I'll leave the rest to you."

Yukimura: This brat...

The author has something to say: Yukimura Saki is the name solicited... because only one was asked, so the village brother only has one son (hey!