parasitic son

Mr. Cat put on his clothes, which made An Yuan almost burst into tears.Originally, she bought a series of pet clothes on Taobao and had been idle, but now she finally came in handy and stepped on the stage.

Now Mr. Cat is wearing a little dress with a little black bow tie on the collar, looking handsome and cute.In Xiaozhen's eyes, it would be better if there is no fishbone pattern on the back of its clothes.

An Yuan held her face and kept admiring how cute it was.Pension was squatting on the sofa, looking at Mr. Mao's outfit in shock, with a face of "brother, do you have a mental illness?".

After finishing dressing up Mr. Cat, An Yuan naturally turned her attention to the pension, "Pension~~~~ Look how good your good friend Mr. Cat looks in this outfit." She picked up two sets of small Clothes, dangling in front of the pension.

Sensing Anyuan's intentions, Pension was terrified and tried to flee the scene.However, its skill was not as strong and nimble as Mr. Cat, so An Yuan caught it on the spot.

"I think this one looks good."

"This one is fine too!" An Yuan hugged the pension tightly in her arms, and discussed its new outfit with Aunt Li.Pension glared at Mr. Cat angrily, and made a "Meow!!! I'm not friends with that sick guy!" declaration, but no one paid attention.

Xiaozhen looked at Mr. Cat with raised eyebrows, and he asked, "Are you going on a date dressed like this?"

Mr. Mao twisted his body indifferently and left the living room.

*************

It was the next day that Xiaozhen saw Bai Yinshuang again.

The shopkeeper tied her wavy hair behind her head, her eyes were sunken, her eyes were black and blue, and even her footsteps were a little flimsy.They met at a coffee shop next to the Experimental Primary School.

"Miss Bai, have you not slept for a few days?"

"Hehe, thanks to our dear opponents." Bai Yinshuang sneered, "My friends and I were invited to drink tea together. Although everyone was prepared, it didn't bring much real threat Trouble, but the boss of Roland Fortress is still..."

"What happened to the bar owner?"

"Those filthy bastards stuffed some contraband in his room, and the police checked it out." Bai Yinshuang held onto the coffee cup tightly, "The bar is going to be closed for rectification, and our legion has lost Roland Fortress this meeting place."

"That sounds really sad."

Bai Yinshuang smiled pretentiously: "Since they have adopted such a despicable method, then don't blame our subordinates for being ruthless."

Xiaozhen blinked, looked at Bai Yinshuang for a while, and said, "After you came out, you reported Miss Black Cat's Midnight Flying Grocery Store."

Bai Yinshuang spread her hands, "It's just an eye for an eye."

"I just passed by Experimental Elementary School and saw the midnight flight grocery store was closed by the police. What did you do?"

"It's very simple. I collected some stolen goods from the city's thieves and put them in the warehouse of Miss Bao Qingtian's grocery store, and then I called the police." Bai Yinshuang shrugged, "It's that simple and easy."

"It sounds simple enough. But..." Xiaozhen was still pondering before he finished speaking, a man rushed into the coffee shop, and he shouted to Bai Yinshuang: "It's not good, how many people from the market inspection team are there?" Parents surrounded your stationery store!"

"My store only sells stationery, nothing..." Bai Yinshuang said, and then her face changed.

Xiao Zhen followed Bai Yinshuang to the entrance of the stationery store.A parent is indignantly accusing Miss Bai, the proprietress of the stationery store, of a crime.Bai Yinshuang squeezed in, and she told the market inspection staff that all the procedures were legal, she had a business license, she also paid taxes according to the law, and was a clean and innocent small businessman.

A parent jumped at Bai Yinshuang, and she shouted, "It's you! It's you who poisoned my child!!"

Bai Yinshuang said: "Please calm down, I only sell stationery."

The parent picked up a picture album from the counter, and in the picture album were two disheveled boys pasted together ambiguously.She shouted: "You secretly sold these unhealthy pornographic books to my child, causing my child's grades to plummet!!"

The market inspection staff brought out more comic books and novels with unsuitable images for children from the store. There are BL and BG orientations, and the covers are more nude and provocative.People began to whisper to each other: "See, it's outrageous to sell this kind of book to elementary school students!"

"I was wronged!! There is no such book in my store!!"

"You're still quibbling!!"

Well, it looks like Miss Black Cat is doing it to you all over again what you did to her.

Xiaozhen watched the staff of the inspection team seal up the stationery store.Now Ms. Bai Yinshuang's shop and Mr. Bao Qingtian's shop are equal.

At present, it is still the parliament that goes to the city first.

It's not over.

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Yan Zhu's class teacher, Teacher Huang, is correcting homework.

"Drip—" the phone rang.Teacher Huang clicked on the phone.

Message as follows:

"An excellent opportunity to get rich. Wealth and freedom are just around the corner. As long as you support Zhu Haoting from your class to be elected as the squadron leader this time. After victory, you will get a reward of about 10 yuan in local currency..."

Teacher Huang turned off the phone, this is some kind of shit scam text message, she thought.

She continued to correct homework. She is a Chinese teacher. She believes that she is dedicated to teaching and is patient enough with each classmate.Looking at the homework she is grading now, a simple sentence and lyrics will have all kinds of inexplicable answers.Sometimes she really wants to pry open the heads of some little brats to see what's inside them.

"Di—" the phone rang again.

Teacher Huang turned on the phone again.

"Don't talk nonsense. As long as you can support Yan Zhu of your class to be elected as the squadron leader this time, the head teacher, you will get a reward equivalent to 15 yuan in local currency after victory. Action is worse than heart, and your wealth is at your fingertips... "

Teacher Huang blocked the incoming signal.

Scam text messages are getting more and more crazy now.she thinks.

She tried her best to return her attention to her homework, and patiently read the first three sentences of the student's nonsense, and her phone buzzed again.

"A rare opportunity! A rare opportunity! The reward is 20! As long as you support Zhu Haoting and guide the students to vote for her, the reward is 20!!"

drop~~

"22!! As long as you support Yan Zhu..."

"23! Zhu Haoting needs your support!"

"24!! Yan Zhu needs your guidance!"

drop~~

Drop~

"25 million!"

"26 million!"

Teacher Huang blocked all these numbers, and then quickly shut down the phone.This is no longer a crazy and nonsensical phone scam, she thought to herself, it was some bastard in the class who was playing a prank.

She felt offended.Even the mentally retarded can't believe this kind of prank, who are these little bastards trying to deceive.

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Qiao Yue has been dreaming about the same dream every day for the past few days.

As long as he closes his eyes, it must be divided into two halves.In the first half, Yan Zhu must have appeared on the stage, using all kinds of tricks to beat him up, making him feel like dying mentally, and then promised that as long as he chooses her, he will definitely become as strong as her.

In the second half, Zhu Haoting will definitely appear on the stage. She will show off her wealth to him in various ways, and seduce him with all kinds of games and consoles that Qiao Yue desires.Then she will show the expression of the evil queen in Snow White and say: As long as he chooses her, he will definitely give him all the games and consoles he desires.

It's hard to say which of these two games was more difficult than the other, but Joe was tortured anyway.

Qiao Yue really wanted to tell these two little girls, begging them to let him go, let him have a simple dream at night, and stop destroying him in his dreams.

He even secretly made up his mind that he would choose whoever disappeared from his dream first.

But in the end, neither of the two girls receded from his dream, but became more and more violent.

Tonight, these two, Yan Zhu and Zhu Haoting, fought directly in his dream.

This time it is no longer divided into the first half and the second half.Yan Zhu and Zhu Haoting appeared in the same dream.

Yan Zhu glared at Zhu Haoting and said, "You are too despicable! You actually used material things to seduce a little boy. Bitch!"

Zhu Haoting sneered: "You are not much better, you actually start with the technology that boys care most about, you trash!"

Qiao Yue raised his hand: "Calm down..."

I saw Zhu Haoting pull out a chainsaw from behind, and with the ear-piercing screeching sound, Zhu Haoting waved it and chopped at Yan Zhu.

Yan Zhu calmly took out an ax from behind and blocked the chainsaw's vertical cut with a bang.

Qiao Yue screamed: "Why do you have an axe?? Why do you have a chainsaw??"

The fierce battle between the two little girls has begun.The giant chainsaw looked bulky in the hands of grown men, but it was as light as a feather in Zhu Haoting's hands, and launched intensive attacks amidst the piercing sound of the chainsaw turning.

And Yan Zhu also danced the ax in her hand nimbly and quickly.If you don't look at the weapons in their hands, but just look at the postures of the two of them, it's like a pair of butterflies dancing.But as long as one of them is slightly negligent, blood will be splashed on the spot immediately.

Qiao Yue sat on the ground with his mouth open.

Yan Zhu slashed up with an axe, and Zhu Haoting caught Yan Zhu's axe with a chainsaw, and she broke it off with her hands.Click!The handle of the ax was sawed open.Click!The ax split into two halves.

Turning around, Yan Zhu jumped out of the battle circle. When Zhu Haoting showed a triumphant smile, Yan Zhu pulled out a gun like lightning, and pulled the trigger at Zhu Haoting.

Zhu Haoting's expression changed.

Gunshots sounded.

A bullet flew straight at Zhu Haoting's heart.

The flames swirled.

Zhu Haoting gracefully turned her body sideways, everything seemed to have entered a slow bullet time, she slowly leaned back, with her arms outstretched, the bullets slowly flew in front of her, rubbed against her chest and flew towards the endless void go.The bullet was only about 1cm away from her chest.

Not far away, bullets exploded and thunder rumbled.

Zhu Haoting's long hair fluttered, and she looked at Yan Zhu coldly.

Yan Zhu smiled and said, "You won't be so lucky next time."

"You too."

……

……

Qiao Yue woke up from the dream with cold sweat on his forehead.

He ate his breakfast listlessly.

Father Qiao saw that he was not energetic, so he asked him what's wrong.

Qiao Yue raised his head and shouted: "The harem is really scary!!!"