parasitic son

When Brother Xiao Sheng woke up, he found himself sitting at the entrance of Qingfeng Building, his pet bag was empty, and the bag of dog food was gone.

Xiao Zhen stood in front of him and said with a pitiful expression: "Brother Xiao Sheng, you finally woke up."

Brother Xiao Sheng got up, his head was a little groggy, as if he just woke up from a hangover.He glanced at the pet bag in his hand and shouted, "Where's my dog!!! Where's the puppy!!!"

"It's not your dog anymore." Xiaozhen replied, "It was taken away."

"By whom?"

"The adopter you appointed." Xiao Zhen handed him a note.

Brother Xiao Sheng took the note, which read:

"Thank you for sending the puppy, I took the dog food. I will often take pictures of the puppy for you in the future.

The puppy is very cute, I like it very much, thank you.

— for the Legion"

"What about others?"

"Brother Xiaosheng, you fell asleep in the corner just now. The adopter was embarrassed to shake you up, so he left you a note."

"But I haven't even seen anyone else." Brother Xiao Sheng muttered, "Yan Zhen, why are you here?"

"I happened to come here today to find acquaintances. As soon as I came out, I saw you lying in the corner sleeping soundly." Xiao Zhen smiled, "Did you play games all night?"

"...was it really a dream just now?" Brother Xiaosheng said to himself, he looked into the entrance guard, an old man stood at the elevator entrance, looked at him and said: "A good young man must not play games at night." Sleeping, dozing off in the corner is not afraid of catching cold."

"..." He said to Xiao Zhen angrily, "Did I just fall asleep??"

"Falling asleep." Xiao Zhen took out his mobile phone and showed him the sleeping face of Brother Xiao Sheng that he just took.

"Fuck, you still secretly took pictures. Delete it quickly!!"

"it is good."

The two of them walked out of the Qingfeng building together, Xiao Sheng looked back with lingering fear.From the outside, the building looked like any ordinary apartment building, with half-baked facilities, some dim corridor lights, and a listless doorman.

Those grotesque scenes just now still remain in his cognition, a messy but clear dream that is unforgettable.

"Yan Zhen, I dreamed about you just now."

"Oh?" Xiaozhen looked at him with interest.

"Now that I think about it, I probably read too many articles on the Internet." Brother Xiao Sheng said, "In the dream, you just shoot bullets with your bare hands, and you can jump ten meters in one jump to pretend to be the Dragon King."

"Thank you for dreaming to set me up to be so brave and mighty."

"This dream even dreamed of time travel, but I don't know why my brain makes time travel so boring." Brother Xiaosheng said, "You told me in the dream that time travel can't change the past. Then time travel What's the use of time?"

"Did I say so?"

"Yes."

Xiaozhen said: "Brother Xiaosheng, if you can master the ability to travel through time and distort the past, then others can too. There is never a unique way to be detected. This leads to a question, what is the difference between past and present reality?" What was it made of? A past that can be changed by anyone means that everything is nothing, and it doesn’t make any sense.”

Xiaozhen returned home, and he and Captain Madara mentioned what happened in Qingfeng Building just now.

Captain Madara shouted: "What did you say? It turned out to be the third-level inspector of the Safety Committee? And it's the rumored Ninth Division!"

"It's that shark tooth after all."

"Shooting Inspector of the Safety Committee?" Mr. Mao shook his head, "It is true that the committee is trash. Shark teeth have been delivered to the door and they can't be caught."

"If I remember correctly, that Shaya was originally the person in your supervisor's eye." Xiao Zhen said, "How do you feel about such a sinner appearing in your supervisor's eye?"

"The supervisor's eye will naturally clean up the door on its own, and it's not the turn of the trash from the committee to show up." Mr. Cat wagged his tail, "From a realistic point of view, even if our traitors are sent to these trash's lips, they can only stare blankly."

It's really the standard speech of the supervisor's eye.

Xiaozhen wanted to inquire about the shark teeth again, but whether it was about cubes or shark teeth and projections, Mr. Cat maintained a standard secret staff attitude, no matter how Xiaozhen inquired, he was unwilling to disclose any more information .He then talked about the time slice involved: "Mr. Cat, we just met, in a time slice."

"Oh, you've reached that point in time." Mr. Cat replied in a flat tone.

"As expected, you are not surprised at all."

"It's just an established fact, there is no need to be surprised."

The people in the Eye of Supervision really have a temperament that wants people to smash it.

Xiaozhen walked into the garden to inspect the saffron plant farm that he had forgotten about for days.Then, an angry voice erupted in the garden.

Yan Zhu was eating ice cream, and when she heard her brother roaring in the garden, she came over holding the ice cream and asked her brother what happened.

Xiaozhen glared at his plant farm and said unhappily: "My fruits are all withered!!"

Yan Zhu turned her head and glanced at the area behind the "Yanzhen Plant" sign. In her eyes, the wind and rain orchids were lush and lush, without any signs of withering and yellowing, and there were no plants with fruits in them.

She took another look at Zhen, and her brother muttered unhappily that the leaves were turning yellow.She took a bite of the ice cream, turned around and went back to the living room, convinced that her brother's second-year illness had gotten worse.

Xiaozhen's Xiangxiuuo Farm has indeed encountered a big crisis.

The leaves of the original fragrant berries that were growing very well are now withered and yellow, and the stems and leaves that were originally tall and straight are drooping and wilting. No matter what state you look at, all the fragrant berries look like they are going to die.

Xiaozhen summoned all the clay figurines who took care of the scented fruit and angrily reprimanded them for their negligence.The little people hugged each other and shivered.The chicken said beside him: "What kind of black-hearted boss scolded the 996 employees for blessings. Your little clay people are working hard every day."

"But my scented fruit is still dying."

Mr. Cat said: "From the very beginning, I felt that the water and soil on this planet are not suitable for growing scented fruits. Even if you use these little clay figurines to take care of them day and night, I still think..." The cat's words stopped suddenly, and it walked away. Nearly a scented fruit sniffed.

"..."

"Mr. Cat, what's the matter?"

"..." Mr. Mao turned around and said, "You install a surveillance camera, it's an external factor."

In the evening, Xiao Zhen and Captain Mao Mr. Ban sat by the bed and watched the surveillance.

The garden at night is very quiet.The branches and leaves of the plants swayed gently with the night wind, and the bugs sang softly one after another.Clay figurines turn the soil under the branches and leaves and sprinkle in the nutrients necessary for the fragrant fruit.It is a peaceful autumn night.

"..." Xiaozhen said to Mr. Mao, "Are you sure you can find the reason by watching the surveillance?"

"Keep watching."

"But it's been three hours. I just see my little one working hard."

"Keep watching." Mr. Cat said unwaveringly.

Time passed by every second.Xiao Zhen yawned at the screen, and the chicken also began to doze off with its neck curled up.An outsider finally appeared on the screen.

A small black figure appeared from the wall and jumped down sensitively.It approached Xiaozhen Xiangxiuuo Farm lightly and quickly.The clay figurines scattered and fled in a panic.

It's a cream cat.

It approached Xiangxiuuo, sniffed the smell, then turned around and squatted down, urinated a lot, and pulled the soil with its paws.After cleaning up the crime scene, it jumped over the wall and left.

"..."

The chicken started to laugh wildly: "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha~~~~~ It's really too miserable. It seems that your farm has been baptized by cat urine every day in the past few days. It's strange that your scent is not dead. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha~~~~"

Xiaozhen turned to look at Mr. Cat.Mr. Cat is wagging its tail.

"You know this cat." Xiaozhen said.

"..." Mr. Cat's tail twitched irritably.

Xiaozhen grabbed Mr. Cat, "You know this cat!"

"Don't get excited." Mr. Cat replied calmly, "It's not that I know it, it's my host that knows this cat."

"Oh?"

"To put it simply, this little female cat has a good impression of my host."

"and then?"

"This is a way for the kitten to court my host. She thinks my host will go into heat when he smells it."

"So it came to ruin my farm?"

"Don't get excited. Tomorrow I'll stop Sweet Peas from coming."

The chicken smiled strangely: "Sweet beans? And a name?"

"If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb."

On the second day, Xiaozhen and Mr. Cat went to the park together to find the cat, Tiandou, who caused the accident, but encountered an unexpected scene.

A girl is holding the little mother cat Tiandou and talking to several children.Another girl stood aside.Xiaozhen recognized that they were Bai Lianlian and Song Jiarui.

"Don't bully the cat!!" Bai Lianlian said in a strong tone, "Go and play somewhere else!"

"It's a stray cat!" the child shouted, "My mother said that stray cats destroy the environment and are bad things!" Another child followed suit: "It's bad things!"

"I will adopt it. It won't be a wild cat in the future." Bai Lianlian frowned, "Go and play somewhere else."

The kids glared at her unhappily before one of them yelled: "I know who you are, my mom says you're the daughter of a cabaret prostitute, and you're not a good thing either!!"

So the children yelled "Whore's daughter!!" "Bastard without a father!!"

Bai Lianlian hugged the little female cat tightly, blushing and glaring at them.Song Jiarui, who was standing beside Bai Lianlian, shouted, "What are you talking about! Besides, I'll record it and tell your parents!!"

The children scattered with a clatter, and some of them ran and shouted "Bad species!!" "Bad species without a father!!"

Song Jiarui said to Bai Lianlian: "Don't pay attention to them."

Bai Lian shook his head and said that he was used to it.The two girls looked down at the cat together.The moment Song Jiarui wanted to reach out to touch the cat, the little female cat suddenly broke free from Bai Lianlian, and rushed up a nearby tree.

Bai Lianlian and Song Jiarui shouted anxiously around the tree, but the little female cat climbed higher and higher, and soon climbed to a slender branch, meowing in panic on the branch.

"Ah... how stupid..."

Mr. Cat said calmly, "What do you expect from a cat's brain capacity?"

Song Jiarui turned her head and saw Xiao Zhen, "Yan Zhen, why are you here?"

"Go for a walk with my cat." Xiao Zhen greeted the two girls and looked up at the little female cat on the tree.The branch was crumbling, and the little she-cat was dangling on it.

"What should I do? It's going to be scared to death." Bai Lianlian looked at the mother cat and said sadly.

Xiao Zhen touched the tentacle of consciousness to the little female cat Tiandou on the tree, and in her consciousness there was only fear, "scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared".

The object of this fear is...

Xiaozhen glanced at Song Jiarui under the tree.As long as Song Jiarui waved and yelled at the cat, the little female cat would scream even more frightened.

Is this a wild animal's sixth sense?

Xiaozhen signaled Song Jiarui to stay away from the tree, and then Mr. Cat threw an order at the little female cat, "Jump down, immediately!"

The little female cat jumped down, and Bai Lianlian caught it firmly under the tree.

"Ah, that's great, it still knows how to come down." Bai Lianlian hugged the cat and smiled happily. "I've wanted to keep him for a long time. I made an agreement with my mother to bring him home today!"

"I want to pet cats at your house in the future." Song Jiarui said.

Bai Lianlian nodded: "Okay, okay. You can come anytime you want."

I think basically every time Song Jiarui comes, your cat will be scared to death.

At this moment, Bai Lianlian finally noticed Xiaozhen, her attitude became a little cold, and her gaze was deliberately lowered.Then she burst into a scream: "AH!!!"

The little female cat in her arms was oozing with blood.

The three of them sent the little female cat Tiandou to the pet hospital.

"It's a miscarriage." The doctor said, "I'll have a sterilization operation along the way."

Bai Lianlian didn't bring any money, she refused Xiaozhen's request for money and accepted Song Jiarui's advance.Xiaozhen told her that the cat's name was Tiandou, and suggested that she keep it in captivity at home and left.

After returning home, the chicken who learned about the process said, "So, this infatuated female cat, Tiandou, who has a crush on Mr. Cat and keeps courting him, is pregnant with other cats' children?"

"Indeed. In human terms, she is a poor girl."

"ntr!" the chicken laughed loudly, "this is ntr!!ntr!!ntr!! Mr. Cat, you have today too!!"

Mr. Cat turned to Xiaozhen and said, "How about asking Aunt Li to make braised chicken tonight?"

"It's a good idea. The chicken is indeed a bit noisy. But I'm sorry, I also want to laugh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~~~"

"..."