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"eaten?"

"Yes, I was eaten." Yan An nodded.

Makoto glanced at his father, who was seriously describing how delicious Captain Madara's meat was.

"But Dad, I just saw Captain Madara dozing off on the bookshelf 3 minutes ago."

Yan An, who was exposed, immediately laughed a few times, "I was just joking. Actually, I want to tell you this." He pulled away a large plastic sheet, and Xiao Zhen appeared in front of him. A small log cabin.

"How is it? This is the new chicken coop that Dad ordered for Captain Madara!"

"..." Xiaozhen looked at the small wooden house in front of him. The small wooden house was very exquisitely made, with a red-painted roof, small windows, and a small door.There is also a chicken cartoon head posted on the door frame.There is a soft cushion in the cabin.This really looks like an impeccable coop.

Mr. Cat walked over slowly, opened the door with his paws, sat on the cushion in the cabin very naturally, and stretched lazily.

"Mr. Cat, this is the nest for Captain Madara!" Yan An knelt down and shouted to Mr. Cat.

Not only was Mr. Mao unmoved, but he turned over on the mat and stretched comfortably, with an arrogant posture that I am the owner of this new house.

(Mr. Cat, come out quickly, this is the new nest my dad bought for Captain Madara.) Xiaozhen said to Mr. Cat consciously.

(My host is very happy with the new litter.) Mr. Cat's brainwave said, (It feels very comfortable.)

(My mother has already bought seven or eight cat litters for you. You let your host roll around in those cat litters.)

(No, my host says it only wants this house.)

(...) Faced with this robbery, Xiao Zhen simply reached out and dragged the cat out of the small chicken coop, and carried it back to the room.

Normally, he wouldn't bother to care about these things.But since the Shirin people's sewer kingdom came out, Captain Madara's whole chicken is not quite right.

Captain Madara, to be exact, is wilting.

In the past, Captain Madara was a noisy existence every day. As long as Xiaozhen was at home, he would keep whispering in Xiaozhen's ear.Every day, it will patrol the Yan's house in high spirits, and then fly out for a while.

Today's chickens are not noisy, they don't even have daily patrols, let alone run around.A few days have passed since the Xilin incident, and the chickens are still wilting, not eating much, their feathers are drooping, and even the small combs are crooked.

Its state didn't make Xiaozhen feel that there was anything wrong, but it made the two parents worry.

An Yuan specially bought fresh sweet corn and chopped green vegetables, and brought it to the chicken with her own hands.Yan An specially ordered a brand new small wooden chicken coop, and also vacated a pet activity room for chickens. ,

Faced with the painstaking efforts of the two parents, the chicken was unmoved, and it just took a bite of the chicken food carefully prepared by An Yuan and stopped eating it.As for the small chicken coop that Yan An bought, he didn't even look at it.This chicken is still lying on the bookshelf in a daze every day.

For this reason, the two parents were hit hard.

Xiaozhen really couldn't stand it anymore.

In fact, he didn't take Captain Madara's frustration to heart at first.But it has been several days, and the chicken is lying on the bookshelf every day exuding "mourning~~~~~~~~~~~~~" "Life is nothingness~~~~~~~~" "Why should I Alive~~~~~~~~~" This kind of negative energy brainwaves cannot be completely shielded, which is very annoying.

Xiaozhen said to Mr. Cat: "We must find a way to make it a little bit more energetic."

"Oh." Mr. Cat said, licking his paw, "I suggest you just ask Aunt Li to pick it up and let the blood out."

Ignoring Mr. Cat's indifference, Xiaozhen said: "I read a little information from its tentacles of consciousness. I saw this."

A holographic screen appeared in front of the two of them, and a steaming pot appeared on it, "Look, it's a Vigt pot!"

Vigt Flavored Pot is a delicacy that is rich in Vigt Star. Put various ingredients in the base soup and cook them. Take out the ingredients and dip them in seasonings. If you eat a bowl when you are depressed, you will get supreme happiness.

In short, this is a popular alien hot pot.

"In its information library, the information about the Wigert pot is marked in pink. This should be Captain Madara's favorite. I've already made a list of ingredients." Xiaozhen shook a piece of paper in his hand, "We give Captain Madara, prepare a hot pot!"

"Okay. Anyway, I'm free now." Mr. Cat tilted his head and said, "To be honest, you really want to eat too."

Ingredients needed for Viegert Flavor Pot:

1. Eyeballs of red carp.

2. Butterfly Mushroom in Skeleton Ridge.

3. The ant nest of the spire star smoke ant.

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Spaceships flew in the sky above their heads, and pink and yellowish clouds floated on the dome.

They are currently in the largest trading market in the third city of Weaving Night Star - Lizard Township.

The merchants here are almost all lizardmen. They are friendly and a bit old-fashioned, and they are common merchants in the galaxy civilization.Unlike the notorious fox merchant, the lizardman merchant has a standard set of ethics, at least you won't complain about the quality of the products.

Today, merchant ships, trade fleets, cruise ships and even warships from different planets, as well as various strange races, will visit the Lizard Land, and the number of people is far beyond imagination.

Xiaozhen and Mr. Mao are shopping for ingredients for hot pot with bags.

"With all due respect, this ant nest doesn't look very good." Xiaozhen said, holding a light yellow ant nest about the size of an ostrich egg in his hand.This is the nest of smoke ants from the Spire Star. They like to build their nests in volcanoes, and the nests are often called smoke ants because of the high temperature.What True is holding is actually the queen's throne room of the smoke ants, made of worker ants' saliva.Rich in nutrients and crisp when cooked, this queen ant nest is a popular ingredient right now.

"60 credits." The lizard man standing opposite him replied. Its skin color was between green and brown, and it wore a wig wrapped with gold wire (this is the current fashion among lizard men), and it held a Sniffing the bottle, he said with a business smile, "It can't be any less."

"But..." Before Xiao Zhen could speak, Mr. Cat jumped onto the booth and said, "Your ant nest smells like urine."

The lizardman was furious: "What did you say?"

"I said it smells like urine." Mr. Cat elongated his voice, and he is best at using a calm and eccentric tone. You can see that he urinated on the transportation road."

"It's impossible!"

Mr. Cat slapped an ant nest flying with his paw and bounced directly onto the lizardman's face, "I don't want to remind you that as an Elt, my sense of smell is 15 times better than yours. I've smelled this urine since I entered the market Taste. Five credits, sir."

"You are robbing!!"

Mr. Cat narrowed his eyes: "You want me to announce your—" it raised its voice, "The ant nest has urine—"

The lizard merchant stuffed the ant nest into Xiaozhen's hands, "5 credits, you can go now!!"

After leaving the Ant Nest booth, Xiaozhen said: "Your bargaining ability makes me speechless."

"Because after I deliberately angered the lizard merchant, I gave it a hint that all its ant nests were urinated." Mr. Cat said calmly, "Now it is convinced that all its ant nests have been urinated by naked lizards and leopards. , I’ll probably kill a naked lizard when I get home.”

"I want to ask, is your supervisor's eyes only picking on talents like you who have no morals and no shame?"

"No, people like me are rare." Mr. Cat replied.

Xiaozhen glanced at the list, most of the ingredients had already been bought, and the next ingredient to collect was the eyeballs of red carp in Dirty Water Bay.For some reason, he and Mr. Mao ran all over the market but couldn't find this ingredient.

Fortunately, Dirty Water Bay is on the shore of the port of the third city. Xiao Zhen and Mr. Mao stood on the bank full of abandoned rubble, overlooking the sparkling river, and started fishing.

With the bait set on the smart rod, all he and Mr. Cat had to do was wait.

Water waves beat against the shore piled with waste from time to time, several hulks were parked in the shallows, and the air was filled with the smell of water and rust.This is a rare moment of comfort for them on alien planets.

The fishing rod automatically issued a Didi alarm, indicating that the target was caught.Xiaozhen pulled up the fishing rod, and a red carp was pulled out of the water. It struggled desperately, and Xiaozhen took it down.He looked at the red carp's eyes and was about to goug out its eyeballs with a knife.

The red carp shouted: "You can't kill me!! You can't eat me! It's illegal!!"

"..." Xiaozhen thought for a while and replied, "No, you are the ingredients."

"Not anymore!" the red carp said, it erected its fins and asked Xiaozhen to click on the holographic screen, "We have just been allowed to join the parliament. We have passed the assessment of civilization and communication, and have been recognized as intelligent life. legitimate citizens protected by law."

"...When did it happen? The recipe clearly states that you are the ingredients."

"It was just yesterday at 8 o'clock in the third city's standard time. This is a glorious moment in the history of our family." Red Carp said disdainfully, "Your recipe has expired! Let me go!! Otherwise, I will sue you !!"

Xiaozhen threw the fish into Dirty Water Bay.

The eyeball acquisition of red carp failed.

Right now, they only have the last ingredient left—butterfly mushrooms from Bone Ridge.

When Xiaozhen made a purchase request to the mushroom merchant, the merchant rubbed his hands and said that today's goods have been sold out.If you don't mind, you can go directly to his farm to pick directly.

This sounds like a good idea, fresh mushrooms should taste even better.

But when they walked into the mushroom farm of the mushroom merchant, Xiaozhen couldn't help but be speechless.

The whole farm exudes the stench of carrion. The merchant planted some fragrant chrysanthemums and golden flowers, but this cannot cover up the strong stench of rotting corpses.

This is the smell of death.

There are corpses lying everywhere, half-naked wreckage, exposing flesh and bones, and colorful mushrooms are planted on them, which look like brightly colored butterflies, staying on the wreckage of the dead.

"You grow mushrooms with corpses?"

"Butterfly mushrooms can only grow on rotting corpses. Bones Ridge is a cemetery, so butterfly mushrooms grow there. I built a small farm according to the environment of Bones Ridge. Don't worry, these butterfly mushrooms taste absolutely authentic."

No, I want to ask you where these corpses come from.

But the purpose of their trip is to buy butterfly mushrooms.

So they silently collected enough mushrooms from the corpse, paid the money and left, and the last ingredient was collected. ,

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Bubbles bubbled in the steaming hot pot.

"This is the Weigert-style hot pot that Mr. Mao and I made for you!" Xiaozhen said, "Don't you try it?"

The chicken looked suspiciously at the steaming potpourri, and said, "Did you buy the ingredients?"

"Yes! Although it lacks the eyeballs of the red carp, the taste should not be bad."

The chicken looked at it silently for a while, and then it said, "Why don't you taste it for yourself first?"

Xiaozhen scooped up a spoonful of the soup and put it into his mouth. The moment his tongue touched the soup, he felt as if fireworks exploded before his eyes.

After swallowing the soup, Xiaozhen looked straight ahead, and then fell down.

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When he woke up, it was already the next day.

He was lying in the emergency room of the hospital.An Yuan sat beside his hospital bed with red eyes, and when she saw him wake up, she rushed out ecstatically to call for doctors and nurses.

I almost doubt that I have time-traveled to a few months ago.

Mr. Cat jumped onto his bed and said, "You have been in a coma for the whole day and night."

"...Is my hot pot so good?"

"Because you didn't add red dace eyeballs." The chicken also flew up, and it stopped on top of his head and said, "The butterfly mushroom is highly poisonous. It must be cooked with red dace eyeballs before it can be eaten."

"..."

"I'm in a better mood now." The chicken laughed loudly, "It's thanks to you."