parasitic son

The school sports meeting of No. [-] Middle School has finally started! !

The blue sky is thousands of miles, the flags are fluttering, and the passionate march of athletes resounds through the audience.

Principal Wu of No. [-] Middle School and other school leaders sat on the rostrum energetically.

Xiaozhen yawned and stood among the athletes in his class.He was pulled to make up the numbers.Because the mobilization actions of Xiang Zeyu and Liu Xingquan both encountered big failures, in the end Teacher Feng had to use his trump card to win the competition by drawing lots.He was one of those drawn.

Now they are wearing uniform school uniforms, standing on the playground track, and entering the field with Class 1 ahead.

I saw the phalanx of Class 2, Year 1 coming up to the rostrum neatly and neatly, and suddenly took off their school uniforms in unison, revealing their neat T-shirts. In this way, the music on the field changed from a passionate march to a soft and familiar pop.

Under the leadership of monitor Gu Yu and deputy monitor Cui Zhizhi, they began to sing in unison to the rostrum.

"It's embracing the sky." Gao Yuan beside Xiaozhen said angrily, "I didn't expect Class 1 to play this hand."

Teacher Lili in the auditorium stood up excitedly, waving her arms to direct the phalanx of Class 1, and the temporary performance students of Class 1 lived up to Teacher Lili's expectations, whether it was a chorus or supporting movements, they all looked good.

Xiang Zeyu snorted: "As expected of Class 1, I always want to show off."

"Cui Zhizhi didn't disclose anything." Liu Xingquan said quietly.He stared gloomyly ahead. At this time, Cui Mingzhi and his female partner Gu Yu were singing and turning around in a skillful gesture. "This should have been secretly practiced for a long time. Look at Yan Zhen, he even kept it a secret from us."

"Uh, probably brotherly friendship is not worth mentioning in front of class glory." Xiaozhen came to a conclusion calmly.

"Excessive!" "I said that there are no good people in Class 1." The students criticized Class 1's showy behavior in one go.

Xu Kewei whispered: "The key depends on whether the principal likes it or not."

"Look at the principal, his face is crooked! Look at our teacher Feng, he looks really sad."

Xiaozhen looked up, and Teacher Feng was sitting in the audience seat of Class 2, with a rigid smile on his face and stiff clapping.Not surprisingly, Xiao Zhen smelled a strong sour smell.He turned his head to look at the rostrum. The principal smiled, but his eyes were obviously a little strange. His eyes were not focused on the performing Class 1, but drifted left and right.Xiaozhen curiously stretched out the tentacle of consciousness, and lightly touched the principal's head.

(My scalp is a little itchy from the wig.)

……

Xiaozhen stared at Principal Wu silently. He was about 50 years old, but he looked only in his 40s. He had thick gray and black hair and wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses, looking gentle and dignified.It's a pity that the gray and black hair that makes him look wise and steady is fake.

(It's so itchy. I really want to scratch my scalp.)

(When will these little bastards finish singing.)

(So ​​fucking itchy.)

……

Xiaozhen turned to Liu Xingquan and said, "I think Principal Wu probably doesn't care much about this kind of performance."

"Really? You can see that his face is crooked!"

That's because his scalp is really itchy.

Class 1 finally finished their singing performance.The impassioned voice of the host of the sports meeting resounded through the loudspeaker: "Thank you very much for the wonderful performance of Class 1 of the Second Grade. Next, Class 2 of the Second Grade is going to the rostrum! They are here! They are here! With Flying youthful breath, with vigorous sunshine and vigor, came over confidently!! How will they show their young selves in front of the rostrum?"

Gao Yuan murmured softly: "Can this host say something nice? How else can we show it behind Class 1?"

"Don't talk, the school leaders are watching us."

The phalanx of Class 2 stopped in front of the rostrum and shouted in unison, "Honest and erudite! Diligent and rigorous!" After shouting the school motto, the phalanx of Class 2 stepped on the spot a few times. The principal nodded, and the phalanx stood straight. moved forward.

Han Youxin from class 1 in the auditorium taunted: "Is this? Is this?" Some audience couldn't help booing and laughing.

Xiang Zeyu said in a low voice: "I just said that the people in class 1 don't have a good thing!"

Xiaozhen said: "Actually, the principal likes our class the most."

"you sure?"

Xiaozhen nodded.His tentacles of consciousness could clearly feel that the succinct appearance of Class 2 on the rostrum just now made the irritable Principal Wu very refreshed.As for the ridicule of other unrelated people, you can completely ignore it.

Classes entered the arena one by one, and there are quite a few classes like Class 1 that put on some ingenious performances. Class 3 was as ordinary as Class 2. After Class 4 came on stage, several girls performed a cute Two-dimensional dance, which completely heated up the atmosphere of the students. After coming down, they collectively performed a rabbit dance, which made all the leaders on the rostrum laugh from ear to ear, except for Principal Wu who was tortured by the wig.

"Ah, they really know how to play." Liu Xingquan sighed.

"Our Teacher Feng does not engage in forced formalism." Xu Kewei commented, "This kind of performance is more interesting if the students do it spontaneously."

"The spontaneity of our class..." Liu Xingquan let go of his eyes, stared straight ahead, and then sighed.As the squad leader, he seemed full of sadness.

After the endless entrance ceremony, President Wu gave a brief speech at the opening of the sports meeting. Although under the detection of Xiaozhen's consciousness, his speech was rhythmic from beginning to end with "so itchy" and "good". Itchy" and "Fucking Itchy" rhythms, but this does not affect his dignity in front of the teachers and students of the school.

After a series of processes, the sports meeting officially started!

Xiaozhen was not drawn to participate in any competitions except for attending the phalanx, so he leisurely returned to the auditorium and began to eat melons and watch the show.

All games were carried out in an orderly manner.

Shen Luyao easily took the first place in the 100m and 200m women's sprint, and even broke the school record on the spot. Aunt Lu in the audience was so happy that her hands were red.And the women's 400m and shot put that Wei Jingjing signed up for were also big hits.

With these two girls taking the lead and achieving good results, Mr. Feng couldn't help but be overjoyed.

On the other hand, there was also a small episode.Gao Yuan had a dispute with the people in Class 3.

When Gao Yuan participated in the 100-meter preliminaries, he collided with a class 3 student next to him at the start. He kicked the class 3 classmate's leg, and the classmate immediately hugged his leg and wailed on the ground.

The men's 100-meter preliminaries had to be suspended temporarily, and Gao Yuan and the people from class 3 almost fought.Because he knocked down and injured the one named Yan Yichi, a member of the school track and field team, the biggest ace of Class 3 in this sports meeting.Seeing that the trump card was discarded, the people in Class 3 immediately turned red-eyed, and surrounded Gao Yuan to ask him for an explanation.

"I really didn't mean it!!" Gao Yuan muttered aggrievedly.

The school doctor who arrived squatted down to check the wounded, and said that there was no fracture, but he was not allowed to compete in this state. After spraying him with spray, he was helped to the side.

“高远！！你们2班太垃圾了！！”3班的人喊道。2班的同学们一听被骂垃圾顿时大怒也站起来回骂，这场骂战开始1分钟就被2班班主任冯老师和3班班主任李老师以杀人目光中止了。

Afterwards, all competitions continued as usual, until the villain Xilin came to find Xiaozhen at dawn.

When Xiaozhen saw it, it was quietly climbing up the concrete steps under Xiaozhen's feet.As soon as Xiaozhen saw it, he quickly grabbed it.Li Xiaozhen jumped into the pocket of the school uniform from Xiaozhen, only showing a small head: "I'm here to tell you something."

"what happened?"

"We just had a problem with a new piece of equipment that arrived in our lab," it said.

Xiaozhen wanted to say what kind of trouble you and Master Kelun's laboratory wanted to cause, but then he remembered that Master Kelun's laboratory was underground in the school, so he immediately asked: "So? Is it related to our school?"

"Don't be nervous, it's not a big problem." Li Xiao said lightly.

"Based on my experience, if it's not a big problem, it means a big problem." Xiao Zhen said, "What do you want to tell me?"

"Oh, because of that equipment, the gravity in a certain area of ​​your playground will be a little disturbed." It raised its finger and pointed to the sandpit area of ​​the playground.At this time, a standing long jump competition was going on at the bunker on the field.A boy was falling in a sandpit in a strange posture.

"You see, that's how it will be." Li Xiao said, "It's just a slight gravity disorder, so it will probably affect your human race."

"……Oh."

"1 meters." This embarrassing result made the students watching by the sandpit burst into laughter.At the signal of the referee, the boy got up and left sadly.

The next contestant came on the stage. This is a boy from Class 4 of the second year. He is tall and burly.As soon as he appeared on the stage, many students cheered for him. He is also a member of the school track and field team and a must-win athlete in Class 4.He stood on the side of the jumping line confidently, tiptoed slightly, and then jumped vigorously.As soon as he landed, he also danced and gestured strangely and fell into the mud.

"1 meters." The referee said.

"..." The ace player of class 4 buried his face in the sand, unwilling to get up in grief and indignation.

Amidst the subsequent laughter, one contestant after another staged "how to fail in a fancy show in the standing long jump".No matter how strong or stable the contestant was before the jump, as long as he came to jump, he would accept the execution of the live performance.

Under the blood and tears of the sad and angry players, the referee began to feel that something was wrong.He called a stop to the game and stepped up to check the bunker.

Xiaozhen had to release information on a large scale to the crowd, "It is very common to fail a standing long jump", "This kind of thing is too common", "It is normal to fail a long jump!" A little release can affect people's cognition to some extent.

Although it only slightly affected it to some extent, the referee also seemed to reluctantly accept the fact that "the failure rate of this standing long jump competition is as high as 99%" after checking the bunker.

"This is already a bit too much." Xiao Zhen said to Li Xiao unhappily, "When will you guys be able to fix it?"

"Soon, soon." Li Xiao in his pocket said a few words to the communicator, "Master Kelun said that he has solved the problem of gravity instability."

Gu Yu, a female contestant from class 1, appeared.Apparently, the successive failures of the contestants just now had a great impact on her, so she did simple preparatory exercises beside the bunker with a solemn expression. "Come on, monitor!" "Come on, Gu Yu!" The students in Class 1 cheered her on enthusiastically.

She jumped in the air and landed gracefully on the ground without falling or making any weird and funny movements.It landed firmly and firmly on the ground.

Gu Yu, she succeeded! !The students on the side couldn't help cheering excitedly.

"1 meter." The referee pronounced the sentence expressionlessly.

"..." Xiao Zhen pinched Li Xiao, "Is this a solution?"

"At least the gravity disorder is resolved." Li Xiao said seriously, "It's just that the current gravity is slightly greater than the gravity of this planet."

"Fix it for me quickly!"

"1 meters."

"0.95 meters."

"0.92 meters."

"..."

After the contestants stopped falling, they began to perform this time I can dance worse than the previous one.

The onlooker physical education teacher Mr. Zhang, after seeing several of his favorite students publicly humiliated one after another, left the sandpit area with a face of "who am I" and "where am I?"

Xiaozhen had to continue to release on a large scale, "It is very common to perform abnormally in the standing long jump competition", "Everyone performed abnormally today", "This kind of thing is too normal", "It is normal to jump 1 meter", "Jump half a meter It’s all normal” hinted at the message, while madly urging Li Xiao to hurry up and let Master Ke Lun fix the instrument.

"Actually, you should thank Master, the current gravity is only a little bit bigger. If the gravity becomes smaller, then you will witness all the players present performing one after another to break the world record."

"Then I still have to thank you, don't I?"

"You're welcome, just give me some red envelopes."

"Fix it quickly!"

15 minute later.

Li Xiao finally announced: "It's fixed."

At this time, it was the turn of the last girl in the second grade, she was Xu Kewei from Class 2.In fact, she did not sign up for the competition, but was drawn by lottery to participate in the standing long jump.Nobody expected anything from her.

Xu Kewei took a breath nervously, clenched his fists to pump himself up, and jumped forward.

She didn't fall, she jumped steadily.

“1米5。”裁判激动喜悦地喊道：“是1米5~~~~~~~是1米5！！！”

With this usual standing long jump passing score, Xu Kewei won the standing long jump championship on behalf of the class.

The loudspeaker on the playground rang: "This is the youth of struggle, this is the meaning of life. All the hard work will be rewarded, and all the sweat will bear fruit. Our heroic athletes have made great achievements again, let us cheer for you, Let us present flowers to you, because your spirit moves us, and your grades make us admire! Congratulations to Xu Kewei from Class 2 of the second grade who won the second grade standing award with a score of 1 meters Winner in the long jump! 5 meters! 1 meters~~~~~”

Teacher Feng who was drinking water spewed out the water with a puff.