parasitic son

Teacher Xiao Yuan has been very concerned about Wei Jingjing in his class recently.

In Teacher Xiao Yuan's impression, Wei Jingjing was a student who would not cause trouble.Teacher Xiao Yuan has always divided the students in the class into two types: annoying students who will cause trouble, and transparent students who can be ignored.

Wei Jingjing belongs to the kind of girl who doesn't have to worry about it.Not to worry can be in many ways.Although her grades are not the best, they are also in the forefront.Personally, although she can be a little fierce at times, she never exceeds the limit.In middle school, girls and boys are always two groups of hostile cliques.Wei Jingjing is the center of the small circle, and she never takes a step beyond her boundaries.

Therefore, Wei Jingjing was classified as a tree in the eyes of Teacher Xiao Yuan, which meant a harmless species that could be ignored.To be honest, as long as these noisy underage monkeys tear down the school and leave her no place to work, she wants to ignore it all.

As an ancient and elegant race in the galaxy, they have always lived a peaceful and slow life.Teacher Xiao Yuan, as a group of small tribes, only pursued a quiet seclusion at first after coming to this planet.

Now for that person, she chooses to pretend to be a human being as a teacher. It will take some time to win the man's heart, and Teacher Xiao Yuan is quite satisfied with the current situation.The simple closed environment of the school is very good, the only fly in the ointment is that the little monkeys mess up too much.

She wittily turned down the opportunity to be a class teacher, and was quite comfortable being an idle English teacher.Of course, it would be better if there is no Mrs. Lily who is an eyesore.

But starting from this week, Teacher Xiao Yuan found that his attention would be attracted by Wei Jingjing from time to time.

To be exact, Teacher Xiao Yuan thought that Wei Jingjing looked delicious.

At first, this thought was just the voice of an individual in her body. As Wei Jingjing appeared in front of her for longer and longer, "want to eat..." "I really want to eat her" "she looks like "It's delicious" sounded more and more individuals, and finally reached a unified idea: Wei Jingjing looks delicious, and they want to eat her.

These ideas were then dismissed by the first priority integration idea: No, students must not be eaten.

(Her smell is too sweet.)

(She is an edible ingredient.)

(want to eat)

(want to eat)

(requests the complex to approve predation)

(requests the complex to approve predation)

(requests the complex to approve predation)

(requests the complex to approve predation)

……

Teacher Xiao Yuan took a deep breath, and sent a signal in his brain: dismiss.

After rejecting the predation request three times in a row, she felt discouraged and listless in her body.The good operation of the ensemble is based on the collection of individuals.Such a blunt refusal apparently demotivated quite a few individuals.

In front of Wei Jingjing, who was exuding a sweet smell constantly under the podium, even the will of the integrated body - Teacher Xiaoyuan was subconsciously directing the secretion of digestive juices,

Can't eat students

Absolutely no predation of students

She repeatedly sends this signal to every part of her body.Although the ** has not diminished, but the response of the movement has recovered slightly.Is it because the nutritional supplements have been unbalanced recently?Teacher Xiao Yuan turned to write the syllabus on the blackboard. At the same time, she asked dozens of other translation test questions in her mind to relieve her body's thirst for food. Finally, she survived the slow hunger and thirst until the end of get out of class.

As soon as she left the classroom, she saw Teacher Lili at a glance.Teacher Lily was talking to Teacher Feng with her body sideways. She was so close that her arm was almost attached to Teacher Feng.Seeing Teacher Xiao Yuan coming out, the smile on her face grew stronger, and she got a little closer to Teacher Feng.

She did it on purpose.

If it was normal, Teacher Xiao Yuan would definitely be so angry that he would explode and rush forward to destroy their world of two.But now, she immediately turned her head and walked to the other side of the stairs.

If she doesn't solve the appetite problem first, she doubts that she will perform a disintegration on the spot in front of Teacher Lili and Teacher Feng.

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For a long time, Teacher Xiao Yuan felt that the biggest advantage of being a teacher is that he naturally has supreme authority in a closed environment.No matter how annoying the little monkey is, most of them will behave well when they see her.

For example now.

As soon as she stepped into the gate of the cafeteria, a cup flew towards her.She subconsciously caught the cup firmly.Teacher Xiao Yuan took a step back cautiously. Generally speaking, she never wants to participate in human fighting activities.At this time, several girls in the cafeteria were huddled together, one girl grabbed the other heroine's hair and screamed at the top of her lungs, while the other pushed her chin with her palm.A few girls next to him frantically tugged at one of them.

Their voices were so loud that Teacher Xiao Yuan was about to turn around and leave immediately.Maybe the small shop outside will have a more suitable lunch.

"Teacher!! Come and take care of me!" a Dafan aunt in the cafeteria yelled at her.

So it's like pressing the playback stop button.Several girls who were tugging into a ball stopped, and they turned their heads to look at her together.And the students who watched the excitement around also looked straight at her.marvelous.Teacher Xiao Yuan thought to himself.There is not even a teacher in the cafeteria at this point.And she is currently the person with the highest status in this space.All eyes were on her, awaiting her verdict.

Protoss, I just want to have lunch.

Teacher Xiao Yuan said, "You all let go." She walked in front of the girls and said calmly, "Let go, do you hear me?" The girls obediently let go.

"You are not allowed to leave. Look at what you are doing." Teacher Xiao Yuan pointed to the broken bowl on the ground, "Clean up the ground first. Don't burden Auntie."

The girls stood obediently in a row in front of Teacher Xiao Yuan.Teacher Xiao Yuan sat at the dining table, looking sadly at the meals in the cafeteria window.Because of Wei Jingjing who exudes a tempting fragrance for no reason, she is very hungry now.But now, not only can she not eat, but she also has to solve this mess of human beings.

She could feel the commotion of the entities, and the various voices calling for food.

All dismissed.

The protest was invalid and dismissed in its entirety.

Hopefully I can get this shit done before the entities go on strike and automatically disintegrate.

Teacher Xiao Yuan cheered up and looked at the girls in front of him.She recognized that these were the girls from class one, and she couldn't help feeling a little refreshed.The head teacher of Class One is Teacher Lili.The current class one is the head class of the whole grade. Under the guidance of teacher Lili, the performance of class one is obvious to all (the original words of the grade director).It's a pity that the first-grade student will never be in the first class, and the best student Liu Xingquan is in the second class he teaches. Teacher Xiao Yuan always likes to hear this.Now that people in Teacher Lili's class are causing trouble, Teacher Xiao Yuan is so happy that she almost forgot to solve the problem of appetite.

The center of this fight was two girls, one named Han Youxin, with slightly brown skin and raised eyebrows.Another girl named Bai Lianlian bit her lip and looked directly at Teacher Xiao Yuan.

Amid all the gossip, Teacher Xiao Yuan managed to figure out the process of the matter.Bai Lianlian poured the water from the water glass on Han Youxin's head, and the two of them twisted into a ball.The rest of the girls are Han Youxin's supporting teammates.

"Bai Lianlian hit first!!" "She hit first!!" Han Youxin's companions all echoed.

Han Youxin's eyes were red and her face was full of grievance: "Yes! It was Bai Lianlian who hit me first!"

"I just splashed water on you!" Bai Lianlian who was accused of beating others glared at them.

Although the matter seemed obvious, Teacher Xiao Yuan felt that it was not as simple as they said.At this time, Teacher Lili rushed to the scene like a cat that smelled a fishy smell. She walked into the cafeteria quickly, asked what was going on in a stern tone, and at the same time hinted to Teacher Xiao Yuan with her eyes to move away from the stage. Give it back to her.After all, she is the head teacher of Class [-], and Teacher Xiao Yuan is also very happy.

It's just that it would be too obvious to withdraw and leave now. She had to suppress her appetite and wait patiently as they told Teacher Lily what happened again.

"Bai Lianlian!! It's you again!!" Teacher Lili said angrily, "Look at you, what do you look like!"

Bai Lianlian didn't speak, she stared at Teacher Lili with a light of resistance in her eyes.

"I think you are getting worse and worse. Apologize now!! Immediately!"

"Do not."

"What did you say?" Teacher Lily seemed to doubt her ears.

"I will never apologize."

Teacher Li Li sneered: "Really? You and I will go to the grade director's office immediately. It seems that you will not be punished and don't know what is right and what is wrong."

Teacher Xiao Yuan suddenly said, "Mr. Lili, why don't you ask why Bai Lianlian splashed water on people?"

"So many people say that she did it first, is there any need to ask?"

Even if a dog bites a person, it will be for reasons of guarding the territory or starvation.Not to mention intelligent creatures. "There must be a reason for splashing water." Teacher Xiao Yuan asked Bai Lianlian softly, "Bai Lianlian, tell me why you splashed water on Han Youxin."

"..."

"You see, she just has a guilty conscience and can't say anything."

"Bai Lianlian, don't be afraid, the teacher is here, tell me why you did this."

Bai Lianlian stared at Teacher Xiao Yuan, hesitated for a moment, and finally said, "Because they spoke ill of my mother."

"What did they say?"

"They said my mother was Bichi and I was the daughter of a whore." Bai Lianlian's eyes were slightly red, but she did not shed tears.

Han Youxin and the girls' eyes flickered.Teacher Lili raised her eyebrows: "Is this enough to hit someone? After talking for a long time, you should do it first!"

This is blatant partiality.Teacher Xiao Yuan suddenly remembered that this classmate Han Youxin was a relative of the principal. No wonder Teacher Lili had preset her position from the very beginning.She said with a smile: "Then both parties are at fault. Han Youxin is wrong for scolding her mother, and Bai Lian is even wrong for splashing people with water. And you both have a share in the broken tableware."

The girls bowed their heads.Teacher Lily looked at her unhappily.

"It's not a big deal. I think a dinner plate and a bowl were broken in total. You two will pay for it. Is there a problem?"

Han Youxin and Bai Lianlian shook their heads.

"I suggest that you two each write a self-criticism of no less than 500 words, and sincerely review your own mistakes. Then stay tonight to help Auntie clean up once." Teacher Xiao Yuan turned to Teacher Lili and smiled: "I don't think it's necessary to go to the grade director. Don't you think so?"

"..." Teacher Lily fell into silence.No matter how much she favored Han Youxin, she knew that Han Youxin's words would only make things worse if the head teacher heard what she said.In the end, she glared at Teacher Xiao Yuan, acquiescing to Teacher Xiao Yuan's decision with extreme dissatisfaction.

If he didn't eat anymore, Teacher Xiao Yuan felt that he was really about to collapse.

With a plate of stir-fried shiitake mushrooms and a plate of fried shredded pork with Flammulina velutipes, Teacher Xiao Yuan sat down and ate with relish.Humans are a race that is good at cooking, and the dishes they make are very suitable for her taste.

She just took a few bites when Bai Lianlian came to her.

"Thank you." Bai Lianlian said.The girl was thin and tall, with long hair and big, flexible eyes.Teacher Xiao Yuan had heard about Bai Lianlian for a long time. She was a class of notoriously problematic students, and it was said that she often caused troubles.

She would come here specially to thank Teacher Xiao Yuan, which surprised her.This is not like what the girl in the rumors did.

"fine."

Bai Lianlian smiled shyly.She straightened her body, and suddenly her whole body seemed to freeze, looking straight ahead.Teacher Xiao Yuan raised his eyes, Yan Zhenzhen passed by the cafeteria door.

The girl stared at Yan Zhen with straight eyes.Teacher Xiao Yuan claims to know a lot about human beings, but she has never seen such complicated eyes. Hatred and confusion, regret and anger flashed in her eyes, like clouds passing by in a flash, like a flash of light in the blink of an eye. Visions, nothing left in the girl's eyes at the end.

At this moment, Cui Mingzhi threw himself on Yan Zhen's back, jokingly playing with him.

Bai Lianlian left the cafeteria like a stranger who didn't know them.