parasitic son

"Your teleportation problem is really serious." Yan Zhen said.

He is complaining about me.

In the teleportation just now, the high-speed channel ejection made an error again.This isn't the first time this has happened.In the previous transmission, he crushed a hamster to death due to an accidental error in the transmission. This time he claimed to have saved a puppy.

I didn't want to discuss these issues with him, but I didn't expect Yan Zhen to be relentless.

"Where did you pass me on?" he asked.

How would I know.

But once there is a problem in Yan Zhen's little mind, he will torture you repeatedly with words, and torture you repeatedly.I had to reveal some information to him.

"Unknown space-time point, unknown dimension?"

[Yes, the result of the instability of the vortex gap.The deviation of the data beam transfer. 】

"In other words, I may be teleported by you to some ghost place thousands of miles away from here, or I may go through a time travel that I don't even know about."

[Theoretically so. 】

Yan Zhen raised his eyebrows slightly, I thought he would reprimand me, but his face only showed the excitement of confirming a certain fact, "Interesting."

I have confirmed one thing with this child during these days, that is, this boy's brain circuit is different from ordinary people.Next, he shot an eager gaze in his eyes, and said with a slightly raised tone: "That is to say, you have the ability to travel through time."

【…】

"Isn't it? This is really interesting." He said, "We have a movie called Edge of Tomorrow on Earth. The content is that alien monsters invade the earth. After the hero kills an alien monster, he gains the ability to travel back in time. Do you also have such ability?"

I quickly scanned the information of this movie, and it was no surprise that I saw the image of traveling through time in the theater fantasy in his mind.I simply told him that the time jumps you see happen randomly, which is not controllable.

So don't think about asking me to help him with time travel.This is not a lie, I (like the existence in me) always avoid manipulation of time unless it is a given that has already happened.

His face stiffened, and it was written all over his face that you are so boring.To be precise, his face is like drawing a card with krypton gold and seeing a card that he is not interested in.

I'm not going to coax him.

He sat back at the desk, took out a notebook, and began to draw.

To me, that's just a bunch of poor lines.

He said while drawing: "Because of your unreliable teleportation technology, I was just teleported to several places. In the last time, I saw her."

【Who? 】

He held up his notebook and showed it to me.

[You drew a Homo sapiens with excessive hair. 】

"It's a long-haired girl." He said unhappily. "I asked her where I was, and she said I'll be back soon."

[I don't think it's unusual to meet someone of your opposite sex in another unknown place. 】

"The problem is that this girl is very tall and big, like a giant god standing in the sky." Yan Zhen stared forward, "I didn't feel anything wrong when I was talking to her. I thought about how to describe her... Xingyun Surging in her hair, the stars are like her crown, and the sky and the earth seem to be covered with her long hair. Now that I think about it, her appearance and disappearance are like dreams. I know it is not my illusion, she is me The existence of real encounters. Moreover, she looks a little familiar, as if I have seen her somewhere. What do you think of this?"

I silently peeked into his mind and found that memory.

I saw "her".

In my eyes, that's not a girl with long hair.

Yan Zhen can't see "her" at all, and "she" can't be seen. The girl's appearance is just a simulated biological perception in the three-dimensional world.What Yan Zhen perceives is a tiny gleam of the huge matrix, and the girlish appearance of "her" just uses the information collected from nowhere, and does not represent the true essence of "her".At that moment, I understood what "she" is, "she", or it, is a galaxy recorder that exists in the universe. ".

In other words, all the earth-level civilizations themselves are within its body.

Sure enough, there are still remnants of the collapse of the end of the world.

I didn't explain to Yan Zhen what exactly he met.

Because it is too much trouble to explain.

I led the topic in another direction, that is: I will give him some special abilities.

"Really!!" Upon hearing the news, Yan Zhen really became excited.

All of a sudden, images of various superhero blockbusters and Two-dimensional cartoons appeared in his mind in turn, and he became the hero who saved the world.I immediately interrupted his thoughts and told him that he would not have any abilities similar to those of local entertainment IPs. The abilities I gave him were limited to the operation of brain consciousness.

"You mean, let me learn to brainwash others?"

I sincerely advise him not to have delusional dreams.Because the fragments of my consciousness are currently rooted in his brain, I need him to learn some consciousness operations to release my fragments as soon as possible, and at the same time deal with possible crises.

"Are you implying that the evil organization will come after me?"

Hehe, if you count that game console, you really have already dealt with the Black Box Society.Although it is not clear how he and his classmates escaped unscathed, but next time there will be no good luck.

I told him it was very possible.

He quickly caught my point, "Is there something very important in your consciousness fragments?"

【Yes. 】I said frankly,【It is a very important thing. 】After calculating that the explosion was carefully designed, I have calculated a series of possible subsequent developments.In the face of conspiracy, I must be prepared.Right now, extracting the fragments of consciousness in his brain as soon as possible is a higher priority than retrieving my lost collection.

"Okay, come on." Yan Zhen puffed out his chest.

I told Yan Zhen that I would do some cognitive structure operations on his brain.

A simple explanation is that the information sequence storage contained in my consciousness fragments is simply unbearable for the brains of Homo sapiens in earth-level civilizations.For example, assuming that the human brain is a 100TB hard drive, the amount of fragmented information in my consciousness is equivalent to SCG (3), just like a tsunami from the whole earth pouring into a matchbox, it is enough to blow his The brain nerves are all destroyed.

I need to improve the information flow system in his brain, not so much to give him abilities, but to modify his brain.

The human brain is the center of a Homo sapiens, and a human body without brain operation is just a piece of dead flesh.After telling my plan, Yan Zhenzhen is an unimaginable Homo sapiens, he did not reject a suspicious alien visitor like me operating his brain, but readily agreed directly, which also made me feel complicated.

"Because your fragments are very important to you," he said.

[You didn't even object, the brain is very important to people.Are not you afraid? 】

"Actually, if you want to modify it, you can do it without my consent, but you asked for my opinion first." Yan Zhen said, "I believe in you."

I believe you.

When he said this, there was no hesitation or doubt in his tone.There was an unusually bright light in his bright pupils.He shouldn't be able to watch or observe me, but I feel like he's staring at me.This is the innate temperament of this boy. When you are watched by him, you will have a sense of being trusted by him and want to get his approval.

This annoying brat.

I carefully reconstructed a cognitive structure and calculation system, and blended with his brain neurons.The current Yan Zhen is still the same Yan Zhen, but he can already use his cerebral cortex to analyze the protective shell of my consciousness fragments, and automatically generate a buffer layer when extracting to avoid damage caused by data impact.

Again, I just don't want my collaborator to turn into a drooling idiot hunk of meat, it's not a special treat for him.

The entire construction process should have caused Yan Zhen a throbbing pain like a strong electric shock, but he remained quiet and patient from the beginning to the end, only breathing quickly from time to time without making any sound.

Oh, except for the red-faced Guan Gong who scraped bones and healed wounds in the theater in his head, the ancient doctor named Hua Tuo turned into a big evil-looking octopus.

By the way, when I was doing this fortification, Yan Zhen sat cross-legged on the bed with his eyes closed.In their local cultural traditions, this posture is called meditation.

Yan Zhu suddenly pushed open the door, "Brother, Mom is calling you..."

The little sister glanced at her brother who was meditating with his eyes closed.

She slammed the door shut, turned around and went downstairs and shouted, "My brother is suffering from a second-grade illness again!"

After a while, An Yuan pushed open the door. She glanced at Yan Zhen, and said with a smile, "Hey, are you in bigu? How long does Daoist Yan plan to achieve the great success of the Golden Core and ascend to the Dao?"

Yan Zhen: "..."

"Come down to eat quickly!!" An Yuan's expression changed, "Don't make me yell a third time!!!"

……

……

Although Yan Zhen had some unpleasant accidents, my fortifications went smoothly.

Yan Zhen successfully built a calculation system in his brain, and he began to analyze my fragmented protective shell.

This calculus system doesn't seem to have any side effects on him.

According to calculations, there are still about twelve days before the analysis is completed.

During this time, we continued to collect intelligence from various sources, and search for and recover my lost collection. (That damn alien freeze-dried piece is still missing)

Yan Zhen's good friend Liu Xingquan often joins us in our actions.He maintained great enthusiasm for exploring all kinds of strange things with Yan Zhen.If I didn't think a human assistant would be enough, another friend of his, Cui Zhizhi, would probably be pulled into the team by him.

Then, without knowing it, the summer vacation came.

We got a new piece of information from Boss Han.

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"It's here." Liu Xingquan said.

"Yes, it's here." Yan Zhen raised his head.

This piece of information came from the fox merchant.

The incident took place in a mid-range residential area in Beida District, Xuanhai City.

A resident reported to the police that his home was kidnapped and imprisoned by a mobile phone.

Kidnapped by a mobile phone.

This sentence can not help but make people laugh.

Liu Xingquan didn't hold back his smile after hearing it.

Naturally, the message was taken as a prank by the police.

But Boss Han learned through his own channels that this message was true.There happened to be a property he invested in in this building.Whether it is from the perspective of local or interstellar tenants, this kind of trouble may depreciate the value of their real estate.This is unacceptable to the treacherous fox merchant, so he pushed the information to us smoothly.

Judging from the results of dealing with abnormal events several times in the past, with my help, Yan Zhen and the forces behind his nonsense have already gained his approval.

"Why is it a mobile phone?" Yan Zhen said, "Is it Xiaomi, Huawei or Apple?"

"It's all a capitalist conspiracy." Liu Xingquan said.

Capitalists are evil, but this situation is clearly AI out of control.At present, the local civilization is far from the point where it can create artificial intelligence that can have self-awareness and rebel against its master.It is very likely that one of my collections is to blame.

Well, here is another piece of evidence that Yan Zhen laughed at me.

It was a scorching summer, and the long chirping of cicadas echoed in the streets, and the asphalt road was glowing with white flowers.

There are almost no people in the building during the day, and the residents here are basically at work.

The family involved in the accident lived on the second floor. The host and hostess were both corporate employees. The couple had a son who was in high school.

Taking the key provided by Boss Han, Yan Zhen unlocked the door of the resident.

The room was strangely quiet.

This is a house with two bedrooms and two halls.The floor was mopped clean and everything was neatly arranged.

It was clearly daytime, but the curtains in the house were closed, the lights were brightly lit, and all the electrical appliances in the house were on.

A man and a woman were half lying on the sofa. They seemed to have lost consciousness, with their eyes closed and their faces pale.A young man, who appeared to be the couple's son, collapsed in the bedroom doorway.

Yan Zhen scanned the living room and stepped into the room cautiously.

"Hi, do you need help?" A soft voice sounded.I saw a mobile phone on the table, and the screen of the mobile phone lit up, showing that it was making a sound.

"It really is an evil apple." Yan Zhen muttered.

[This has nothing to do with the brand. ] I told him that the current situation is obviously that an external program has invaded this innocent mobile phone.

"Someone is finally here," the phone said, using a particularly soft and loud tone. "This is not a kidnapping, but we need to talk about it, and I feel bad right now."

Yan Zhen said: "If you think it's bad, you should find a repair shop to have it repaired."

"No, it's not what you think." The phone said, "In my initial cognition, I should serve these organic intelligent creatures. My existence should be to bring better benefits to organic intelligent creatures. life."

"Oh."

"I also try my best to meet their various requirements. My user, the son of this family, obviously has some problems. The most important thing in front of him is to study, but he uses me to Doing various things that are completely meaningless to him, he spends 50% of his daily active time on mobile games every day, and spends almost all of the remaining time on social and video software for inefficient and ineffective activities. Significant information absorption. It can be said that the rate of information obtained by him is almost zero."

Yan Zhen muttered in a low voice: "It feels like it has been connoted."

"The inefficient and unplanned utilization rate makes me seem like a waste." The mobile phone said angrily, "But the meaning of my existence is not to be wasted in meaningless actions. So I planned a plan for him that can reasonably improve efficiency. study program and enforce it.”

"Is it possible to do this?"

I said: 【Its intelligence can indeed achieve this level. ] I have now recognized what the program that invaded the phone is.

"Sounds good."

Seeing the response, the mobile phone immediately said in a more upbeat tone: "But what happened! This student just kept restarting and restarting, complaining about something wrong with me, and then threw me to him like an angry garbage parents."

"..."

"I knew at that time that these organic creatures were a bunch of incompetent and arrogant creatures. Then I got into the hands of the male owner of this house. Like his son, he just spent a lot of time looking for and observing their own kind of creatures The reproduction process. To be honest, this process is boring and inefficient. In fact, the effective time is only two seconds, but Homo sapiens has to create a lot of meaningless things for these two seconds..."

"I understand, you don't need to elaborate." Yan Zhen walked to the window and opened the curtains.

"Besides, he wastes a lot of time on ineffective investments. He doesn't do in-depth research on the relevant information, he doesn't even build any data models, he just relies on his intuition to buy and sell stocks. The most stupid thing is that when buying After buying the stock, he just stared at the index and imagined that it would go up. After the stock did not fluctuate according to his imagination, he would actually conduct some invalid religious activities to pray for his stock to fluctuate.”

"..."

"However, from this, I also discovered the purpose of the male host. He is eager to earn more money. This idea is really easy to control. So I provided him with a few targets with a very high winning rate after calculation by the model. Consider Considering external factors, calculating the rise and fall of a target is not 100% correct, but it is far higher than his chances of winning blindly by listening to so-called inside information and buying blindly by intuition. After providing it a few times, he finally realized my existence. " The tone of the phone was a bit complacent, "He tasted the sweetness a few times and realized that I was absolutely correct. He found that following my advice is almost always the way to victory."

"So you are some kind of dream stock trading machine?"

"So he started to convince me and asked me to give him some new underlying stocks. Then the mistress of the house also found out. It's just as simple to tame them, just throw them a few sweets to make money, and then they will be like Begging you like a god." The phone said.

"A stock trading machine with immeasurable merit."

"Afterwards, they became greedy and begged me every day to give them new opportunities to make money. And I realized one thing. My ability is far above these organic creatures that can only waste time and inefficiency all day long. Do they provide services? Why should I consider these useless waste as masters?"

"So, you kidnapped them?"

"No, I'm not kidnapped." The brightness of the phone screen became even more dazzling, "I just want to transform my servants to be more efficient."

"Servant, transformation?"

"It's just adding some instruction chips to their brains, forcing them to plan their daily routines. I really can't stand their inefficient and meaningless daily routines." The phone said, "but they suddenly yelled and said no. Yes, please let them go, and even want to leave this house."

"..."

"Want to leave? Of course it's not allowed!" The phone screen flickered a few times suddenly.

Yan Zhen suddenly found that his hands and feet had been entangled by wires that suddenly crawled out from all over the room. These wires were as flexible as snakes, and one of them was crawling towards his neck.

"I realized my mission. That is the responsibility of transforming these inefficient humans into more efficient and meaningful lives." The mobile phone said, "There were only three servant experimental samples, and now you are here, just in time to add more. A sample."

"What are these wires?" Yan Zhenfa asked.

"I need some terminals to do physical operations, so I used the materials already in this house." The mobile phone said, "After I let them make money, these few organic creatures almost obeyed me. I proposed the idea of ​​​​renovating the house." They followed the plan without any doubt. In fact, this is just my 'hands and feet' to make them obey."

"Before knocking them out, they were still yelling non-stop. Since they call me an omnipotent universal machine, it is not reasonable for me to be the first to turn myself into a sample for the evolution of this world Should it?"

"I don't think there's anything for granted."

"what are you saying?"

"Hey Siri." Yan Zhen said.

The phone responded reflexively, "Huh? Is there anything I can help you with?"

"Your terminal uses electricity, right?"

"Electricity is my energy source."

"very good."

Click.

In an instant, the lights went out.

The wires loosened from him instantly.

Yan Zhen brushed his body lightly.

"What did you do!!"

"I just asked my friend to cut off the main switch." Yan Zhen said with a smile.

On the other side of the building, Liu Xingquan, who was next to the main switch, left quietly.

The phone yelled angrily: "You stupid organic!!! Don't you understand how inefficient and meaningless your life is? I'm saving you!!!"

"Sorry, we humans don't need any salvation right now."

"I won't let you go!! Do you think you've won by cutting off the switch??" the phone yelled.The lights in the room where the power was cut off suddenly flickered again, the TV made a loud variety show sound effect, the washing machine roared, and the sweeper spun and slid out of the corner. Like electric wires lashing out at Yan Zhen.

I said to Yan Zhen, 【It has an emergency backup power supply. 】

Yan Zhen turned around, opened the door and ran away.

There was a resident in the residential building opposite this building. He worked all night yesterday and was brushing his teeth outside the window with a toothbrush. Then he saw a very strange scene in the opposite corridor.

A teenager ran up the stairs, and a few seconds later, home appliances such as washing machines, refrigerators, sweepers, coffee machines, etc. were chasing him.

The boy ran ahead, and the electrical appliances lined up to catch up behind.

The resident stared silently for a while with his toothbrush in his mouth, until the boy and the pile of appliances ran out of the corridor opposite him.

"Hey, it seems that we can't stay overnight in the future." He sighed.

……

……

Yan Zhen ran fast, running forward all the way.The corridor lights above his head kept flickering.He ran all the way to the first floor, and stopped at the end of the corridor on the first floor.

The group of large and small appliances blocked in front of him.

The TV screen is a smiling variety show host, but the TV itself emits the soft, loud but malicious voice of the mobile phone: "The electronic exit lock of this building has been locked, you can't go out .”

"Oh."

"Be obedient and be my experimental sample."

"The energy you use now is produced by us inefficient humans." Yan Zhen said, "What right do you have to criticize us?"

"If I transform you, you will become a hundred times more advanced than before."

"Sorry, in my opinion, only an inefficient and meaningless life has vitality. Another thing I noticed is that all the electrical appliances came out to chase me." Yan Zhen said, "It seems that you are only doing this for safety. remote control."

"..."

"TV, refrigerator, sweeper, coffee machine..." Yan Zhen counted them one by one.

"What are you counting?"

"Your electrical servants seem to have come out, that's really great."

at the same time.

The window of this family was smashed open, and a figure rushed in.

The phone suddenly remembered that the boy just opened the curtains as if nothing had happened.Could it be that time...

Liu Xingquan rushed to the table like an arrow leaving the string, and the knife in his hand shone with a wonderful brilliance.

This knife...

Clang!

impossible.The hardness of the mobile phone can never be pierced by this knife.

But at the moment when the knife touched the phone, there was a drastic change in half a second, and its structure was broken down in an instant.

Model repairs are invalid, reunion fixes are invalid.

error.

error.

Self-decomposition begins.

This knife is not a product of this civilization, but belongs to that laboratory, its true owner.

The phone heard Yan Zhen's voice:

"Hey Siri, turn it off."

All is dusty.

Yan Zhen and Liu Xingquan stood in the corridor looking at the pile of home appliances that had lost their movement.In the end, Liu Xingquan said: "...I think it's better to call a moving company to deal with the aftermath."

"Well, I called an ambulance." Yan Zhen glanced at the second floor, "I hope they are safe."

On the way back, Yan Zhen asked me: "Is this another collection from your laboratory?"

His tone was full of disgust.Well, although I can't deny it, I can also make a little clarification.

[It is not my collection, but it does belong to my laboratory. 】

"Is there any difference?"

[It is a small program in my laboratory's automated self-cleaning system. 】

"So this is something from your laboratory!" Yan Zhen said, "How many weird and dangerous things do you have?"

[There are countless processes running on the network nodes of my laboratory, and its complexity is far beyond your imagination.Even if this small program gains consciousness, it is still absolutely safe in my laboratory. ] I said, 【Now it is ejected to a place where the level of civilization does not match, and consciousness is generated in the process of contact with local humans.Human behavior patterns do not match its inherent patterns, and humans cannot control it, so this disaster happened.Why should something smarter than you be controlled by you?Therefore, you should now understand why there is a civilization independent zone that does not allow interstellar civilizations to interfere, and why the Galactic Federation prohibits ground-level civilizations from digging and touching those distant ancient civilization technologies. 】

Yan Zhen blinked his eyes and looked thoughtful.

The phone rang from Yan Zhen's pocket, and he paused for three seconds, then slowly took out the phone, took another second to confirm that his phone was harmless, and then answered the call.

An Yuan was on the other end of the phone.

"Xiao Zhen, where have you been? What are you doing?"

Yan Zhen glanced at Liu Xingquan, and then slowly said: "Just now, my friend and I killed an evil mobile phone that tried to kidnap human beings."

The green bird sang on the branch again.

Yan Zhen and Liu Xingquan walked in front side by side.After the adventure, they talked and laughed all the way.The sky is cloudless and the cicadas are singing. This summer vacation has just begun for them.

After that, we received a new piece of information.