parasitic son

Yan Zhen and I have entered a stable cooperation stage.

After recovering the data from the laboratory explosion and preventing the No. [-] Middle School from running away, Yan Zhen and I solved a few more anomalous incidents, but most of them had nothing to do with my laboratory collection.

For example, the little mouse caught in the net bag in front of him is looking unhappy.I had no choice but to persuade Yan Zhen, telling him that this suspicious little mouse had nothing to do with my laboratory collection.

"But it can talk." Yan Zhen said, "Isn't this an abnormality caused by your collection? You see, this mouse is wearing a small tie, and it even sold products to me!"

[No, it can speak originally. ] I said, 【This is an alien mouse, but it looks like a mouse from Earth.Now, immediately, let it go.If you don't let it go, the sting it shoots at you is enough to make you lie down for three days with a grim face. 】

Yan Zhen opened the net bag, and the little mouse crawled out, it still didn't look very happy.

Under my guidance, Yan Zhen referred to himself as the interstellar "local facilitator", claiming that this was a misunderstanding.

Seeing Yan Zhen's friendly attitude, the little mouse tugged on his tie and started to sell again in a soft voice: "Hello, are you interested in buying my products?"

"Ok?"

This little mouse is an interstellar salesman. Judging from its downcast little face, its performance is obviously not good.Next, it sold a bunch of useless interstellar slow-moving products to Yan Zhen.

I saw it took out a match-sized pen from the briefcase, "This is the most popular fruit dyeing pen in the galaxy!"

"Oh... what can it do?"

"It can dye local fruits to your favorite color!" The little mouse raised his beard, "It won't affect the taste. By the way, only you can see the dyed color. Absolutely private customization!"

"..." Yan Zhen said, "Do you have any other products?"

After that, the little mouse found a small list from the briefcase. Its products are as follows: a predictive probe that can accurately tell when the soles of the shoes will wear out; Because the roads on the earth will wear its body, and the life of a peach is only five days); a bottle of alien drink that tastes sweet but is actually not sweet at all and can produce the illusion of sweetness (harmless to the human body); Zhang Lie is full of villa properties that are for sale on a certain eastern continent in the Tacoma galaxy. The size of the villa is smaller than the trash can of Yan Zhen’s house.

Yan Zhen's face was full of "What the hell are these junk products dare to sell?" The little mouse's head drooped, "You really don't want it?"

"No."

The little mouse's ears also drooped down, and he lamented that his performance was not good, that he was about to be sanctioned by the boss, and so on.

"Boss, do you have a boss?"

"Of course there is." The little mouse told Yan Zhen that its boss is an alien fox merchant currently doing business on Earth, named Han Junqian.

【Fox merchant...】

(What's wrong?) Yan Zhen asked me in a low voice.

I made a brief introduction to Yan Zhen. Fox merchants are a kind of fox-like race, profiteers who roam around the stars.They have always had a bad reputation but are well-informed.

My biggest problem with Yan Zhen's operation is that information gathering is very slow. Considering the danger of my lost laboratory collection (especially the freeze-dried Izel Alien), it is not a bad thing to have a well-informed partner.

Yan Zhen soon met the little mouse's boss, Han Junqian.

Hushang's office is located in a nearby apartment complex called Qingfeng Building.Han Junqian's optical filter appearance is a very handsome Homo sapiens man, his appearance can probably be directly compared with the stars on TV.In Yan Zhen's eyes, he is a little too handsome.

"Abnormal extraterrestrial event?" Boss Han smiled, "Are you an enthusiastic volunteer?"

Because my existence would make most of the citizens of the galaxy think that they were a harmful creature called Mind Eater, I asked Yan Zhen to conceal my existence, but used a vague language to imply that Yan Zhen was hired by the Galactic Order Organization Local facilitators, currently collecting anomalous intelligence information.

To put it simply, there is "someone" above him, so I ask this profiteer to give me some convenience and cooperate.

I have to admire Yan Zhen's ability to open his eyes and tell lies. When negotiating with Boss Han, he always communicated with the other party in a very natural manner.Whether obscuring my presence or inventing an authoritative and regular interstellar "boss" (whether that boss was the Security Council or the Overseer's Eye or the Galactic Federation, you guessed it), the boy showed absolutely no emotion.He talked eloquently, calmly and calmly, and even I, who can probe his brain, didn't notice that he was lying.

Boss Han smiled kindly after listening, his handsome face could not tell whether he believed or doubted, as if he was wearing a mask full of friendly words.He is an out-and-out profit-seeking businessman.I can feel that his subconscious mind is thinking about whether it is profitable to cooperate with Yan Zhen.

"Actually, I also hope that nothing will happen here. After all, I still have to do business." Boss Han said, "If the people above want information on abnormal events, I can provide one now, but... I don't promise to cooperate with you." It doesn't matter if the alien is there."

This unscrupulous profiteer quickly provided a piece of information.

The information he provided is actually related to the collection lost in the explosion in my laboratory.

That's one of my collections, the Crystal Dust Dragon of Bale.

The Balel crystal dust dragon is not a purely physical existence. Although there is only one individual, it will split into a positive electronic dragon and a negative electronic dragon when the environment is unstable.

([-]-word explanation omitted) The positive electronic dragon and the negative electronic dragon will attract each other, just to reunite as one.

After listening to my explanation, Yan Zhen grinned subtly.

Because the abnormal information provided by Boss Han is: a thief in this city made a high-profile show of love to a battery car.

When Yan Zhen and I came to the place where the incident happened, the man was painting the battery car affectionately, "Honey, I'll change you into a new suit right away. That's my bride."

Yan Zhen: "..."

[That's right, the positive electronic dragon is in his body, and the negative electronic dragon is in the battery car. There is an irresistible attraction between the two, because they are originally one. 】

"..."

"It's him!! It's him!! Officer Zhao!!" A middle-aged woman walked over angrily, pointing at the man and shouting back to the policeman behind her, "This is the man who stole my car!! "

Officer Zhao stepped forward and scolded, "What are you doing?"

The man got up and blocked the battery car behind him. He shouted loudly: "This is my battery car!! It's mine!!"

"Nonsense! How dare you deny it with this license plate!!" The woman shouted, "Officer Zhao, look, he is still spraying paint to change the color!! The unpainted color here is exactly the same as my photo, thief!! "

"You, come with us now." Officer Zhao said sharply.

"No! This is my bride!!" The man hugged the battery car and shouted, "Don't try to take my bride away!!"

"what are you saying?"

"No one can separate me from my little Dian Dian~~~~~~" the man sang, "We really love each other!!"

Officer Zhao: "..."

The woman shouted: "You are crazy!!!"

Yan Zhen asked in a low voice: "How should I bring him back to normal now?"

【See that short branch on the ground?pick it up. ] I told him that this twig has been transformed by me just now.It can use the human body's micro-current to release energy to drive out the electronic dragon in the man's body and the battery car.

Yan Zhen picked up the twig.He looked distrustful of me.

The man clings to the battery car and expresses his vows with it.

Police officer Zhao and another policeman were trying to separate him from the battery car, and a group of people around them pointed at them.

Yan Zhen stepped forward and poked at the battery car.

The man's loud vows to eachother stopped, and he looked around in confusion.

Then, I noticed that I forgot one thing, that is, after the negative electronic dragon in the battery car is expelled, it will randomly enter another nearby entity.

The negative electronic dragon entered the body of Officer Zhao.

The eyes of the man and Officer Zhao began to soften.

The man said softly: "Could it be..."

Police officer Zhao whispered: "...the heartbeat..."

Their heads approached slowly.Before the onlookers screamed, Yan Zhen rushed forward, raised a tree branch and poked the man and the police officer lightly.

Well, both the masculine and feminine cyborgs were expelled.

Officer Zhao slapped the man in handcuffs.

The two electronic dragons rushed into the crowd immediately.

And so the nightmarish random pairing began.

Fortunately, they will be very obvious when they enter the entity, and Yan Zhen can distinguish them at a glance.He poked back and forth with the branches all the way, and the weird pairing was constantly updated as Yan Zhen moved forward.

An old man confessed affectionately to the street lamp: "I will never leave you again."

A female office worker suddenly shook hands with a little girl. The woman office worker raised her head and said to the little girl's mother, "Please let us be together! I will take good care of her!" The little girl said loudly, "Mom, I want to talk to my auntie." living together!!"

Mother:"???"

A middle-aged man rubbed his face with the tomatoes he had just bought from the vegetable market, shouting that this was the true love he was looking for.

A passer-by pushed a shopping cart and tried to cross the barrier in the mall, claiming to live and die with the shopping cart.

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Under various astonishing performance art performances, the instant pairing was finally updated to a big yellow dog and a telephone pole by the side of the road.

This is probably the most normal picture so far.

Yan Zhen said: "There is no end to driving this way. Don't you have a way to recover this electronic dragon?"

[If they can be successfully combined, I can recycle them.not now. 】

"Fit?" Yan Zhen stared at the big yellow dog and the telephone pole in front of him, "Are you sure?"

[I am not referring to your human reproductive behavior.The masculine cyborg and the feminine cyborg need to achieve particle frequency resonance within two different entities at the same time before they can break away from the entity and become one to revert to my balel crystal dust dragon. 】

"Can you explain it more clearly?"

[Mind communication between two entities. 】I thought for a while and said, 【Using your Laura's words, it is the emotion of love. Only true love can make them resonate and become one. 】

"..." Yan Zhen said, "So dogs and telephone poles are obviously not acceptable."

[The pairing of those entities just now did not work. 】

"If the pairing is unsuccessful, will there be any other consequences besides the performance art where the parties are dying?"

[The electronic dragon that cannot be recovered will explode due to particle instability and cause [-]% of the creatures on the earth to become extinct.We have about a week left on our time. 】

"..."

No extra blah, but I could feel the kid giving me a very savage glare.I pretended to be ignorant.

"The last question, if it doesn't explode, is electronic dragon possession harmful to the human body?"

【No.They are just non-physical particles and will not have any side effects on the human body. 】

Yan Zhen stood up, and he said to himself, "It's only two steps away from the school gate, and it just so happens that there are no people in the school during the holidays today."

【what are you going to do? 】

"Let's solve this problem today. I thought of how to do it. Drive these two electronic dragons to the school!" Yan Zhen said, "As the master of this dragon, you can at least control the direction of driving."

[Okay, I will try. 】

Yan Zhen picked up the phone and made several consecutive calls.

The expulsion afterwards was not very smooth. After the positive electronic dragon was expelled from the electric pole, it immediately entered the body of a passer-by.After the female cyborg was expelled from the big yellow dog, it got into another passing husky.

The passing husky is following a young woman for a walk.

The middle-aged uncle sprinted forward and hugged the young woman's thigh in an elegant sliding gesture, "Please sell me this beautiful dog, and make a price, and you can negotiate the price."

Husky: "Aww~~~"

The young woman shouted: "What are you doing!! My balls are not for sale!! Let go!!"

At this time, Mr. Feng, Yan Zhen's class teacher, happened to pass by the school gate. Seeing this scene, he immediately stepped forward and grabbed the middle-aged uncle who was pestering him endlessly, "Be respectful!! Be respectful!! Stay away from her !!"

"Don't touch my ball!!"

"Give me Erha!! I really love him!"

"Ouch!!!"

Yan Zhen walked past them silently, and touched the uncle and the husky with a branch without making a sound.

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After a lot of fuss, we finally drove the positive electronic dragon and the negative electronic dragon into the school, and there happened to be a student who was still on duty in the school this holiday, and that was Yan Zhen’s friend Cui. wise.

He also played his part.

At this moment, Cui Mingzhi was holding the NS game console, and he said obsessively: "This is the love of my life, NS, dear NS, I will never change my mind, steamdeck or something, just eat shit!"

Well, in a sense there is really nothing wrong with that.

After placing the tool man Cui Zhizhi and his beloved NS in the corner of the corridor, I heard footsteps and conversations on the stairs within a short while.

"Yo, you are a busy person and you still come to school."

"... Xiaozhen said that he would let me come no matter what."

"Xiao Zhen, what are you doing again!!"

"I don't know, probably causing trouble at school again."

"He spoke so seriously on the phone and told me not to tell you, otherwise I wouldn't come so soon. By the way, can you finally take time off from work today?"

"He said the same thing to me on the phone, he said he was going to be expelled from school."

"I feel that Xiaozhen is playing tricks."

"Let's listen to what the teacher has to say in a while."

"It's strange, there seems to be no one in the school now."

"Xiaozhen said that the teacher is waiting for us in the office."

Yan Zhen's parents, Yan An and An Yuan appeared at the end of the corridor.

Yan Zhen, who was hiding around the corner, poked Cui Mingzhi and NS with a branch.

Yan An and An Yuan first stopped in a daze, and then they looked at each other.The masculine and feminine cyborgs entered their bodies respectively.I saw the gentle light shining in the eyes of these two ordinary humans. It was not the frenzied and chaotic longing just now, nor was it an irrational obsession, but an extremely self-controlled but rich emotion, just like the dawn It is the first light that is about to bring a magnificent morning glow from the end of the city.It's so bright, vibrant and passionate.

They didn't make any verbal declarations, they just leaned their upper bodies together, and their foreheads touched lightly.

At that moment, I seemed to see their consciousness merged into one.The countless particles of the electronic dragon vibrated and danced along with their gentle breathing, just like the notes in countless chords, interweaving with their own rhythm to form a grand concerto.

Then the chorus of particles rose, and they—it—raised its wings.

So it flew out of the bodies of Yan An and An Yuan, and flew upwards.

In the high sky, the light is the body of a dragon, and the gorgeous colors overflow to all directions, and countless light spots shine and spread like falling stars.I did the final recycling.To the human eyes of the city, it was a scene of dramatic grandeur, a spectacular spectacle like brilliant fireworks.

Dazzling meteors dragged bright trails and danced in the dark sky.

Yan An and An Yuan looked up at the sky.They can see the sparks flying in the sky, and they can see the thousands of lights of the buildings not far away.In the bewilderment, their love weaves the scene before them.They are also the least noticeable part of the grand spectacle.

"How long has it been since we watched fireworks like this?" An Yuan said suddenly.The man next to her bowed his head and kissed her.She didn't speak, just kissed him back, and then quietly leaned against his side.

They held hands and continued to watch the fireworks, shooting stars and night.

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Yan Zhen quietly slipped out of the teaching building.

【You really tricked your parents over here. 】

"My home is too far away, and the electronic dragons are not very controllable. I can only call them to the nearest school. My dad is usually very busy, and my mother has a lot of things. It has been a long time since their husband and wife have appeared at home at the same time. , not to mention the time limit. So I called them respectively and said that I caused a big trouble, Teacher Feng was going to kill me, and Principal Wu was going to kill me directly, and asked them to go to the school immediately to talk about putting out the fire. They will So rushing so fast."

【Love is the most undetectable thing.You have so much confidence in your parents. 】

"Of course." Yan Zhen smiled proudly, "They are the most powerful parents in the whole world."

We walked silently under the starlight.The boy's smile bloomed under the light and shadow concerto of meteors all over the sky.

I will never forget his smile.

Never want to forget.

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The young woman thanked Teacher Feng in front of her: "Thank you, I was really shocked just now."

Teacher Feng said: "You're welcome. As long as you and the dog are fine." At this moment, the light spots in the sky suddenly swayed.

He raised his head, looked at the sparks flying in the sky, and then smiled and said, "Are these fireworks? It's so beautiful."

The young woman stared blankly at the shadow of the meteor flickering in his pupils. After a while, she said, "Are you the teacher of this school? What should you call me?"

"Yes, my surname is Feng."

"Hello, Mr. Feng, I am an English teacher who will teach here next semester. My surname is Yuan. You can call me Xiao Yuan." Teacher Xiao Yuan held out her hand.

Therefore, even if there is no attraction of positive and negative electrons, love is like soft and silent raindrops, coming quietly.