parasitic son

"I promised to meet her netizen instead of her." Wei Jingjing, a humanoid slime mold, said.

Xiaozhen silently looked at the humanoid slime mold in front of her.He turned his head and asked Mr. Cat: "How do you set it up?"

"I set it up pretty normal."

Xiaozhen mocked: "Normal? Now it's going to meet netizens on its own initiative!"

"I remember that you also participated in her personality adjustment."

Xiaozhen clicked on the settings panel.In order to let the slime mold replace Wei Jingjing without attracting anyone's attention, Xiaozhen made many demands on Mr. Cat's settings in advance.

Today, slime mold Wei Jingjing is a mixture of many good qualities.Xiao Zhen didn't intentionally imitate Wei Jingjing's original personality, because girls of this age are really difficult to grasp, especially with a temper like Wei Jingjing, one bad thing is that they are self-defeating and self-defeating.Therefore, Xiaozhen's primary goal is to get through this period safely.

The current character composition of slime mold Wei Jingjing is displayed on the screen:

kind.low key.tidy.Comfortable and easy to get along with.good student.

This formula is the most appropriate and safest combination for Xiaozhen.

Mr. Cat said: "Isn't this the foolproof character setting you asked for?"

"It makes people comfortable and easy to get along with." Xiaozhen said, "This characteristic caused her to not consider rejecting Xu Kewei to embarrass her. Tsk."

"This is still the result of your random addition of settings."

The chicken laughed gloatingly at the side: "I think the character you set will definitely make that netizen feel comfortable!"

"shut up!"

Wei Jingjing, the slime mold, said, "I want to help Xu Kewei. She looks very troubled."

Xiaozhen turned his head and looked at the slime mold, a girl in human form. It was the personality program he personally entered into the slime mold. Now it is also driven by this personality that the slime mold made the decision to help Xu Kewei.This unexpected development beyond his control was indeed his own doing.

"Let her meet netizens. I'm so curious."

"I think you just want to see how your slime mold performs."

Mr. Cat said seriously: "No, this is just a performance test. I also want to collect some material on her coping with unexpected situations."

"Admit it!! You just want to watch the excitement!"

In the end, they decided to sneak behind Wei Jingjing, the slime mold, and watch her meet the netizens.

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Xu Kewei nervously covered his face with the book in his hand.Although Wei Jingjing reassured her, she still secretly came to the face-to-face scene.

According to the agreement, "Key Memory" will make an appointment with "Pure Color Maple" to meet at the entrance of a commercial shopping center.

The screen name "Jian Zhi Yi" is the screen name that Xu Kewei seriously thought of for himself.In the friend list of her age, most of the screen names are horrible, such as Yishui's Meng'er, Zicai Liuli and Bingling, and some unknown foreign language and Chinese.Her screen name Key Memory is completely different, plain and meaningful.Among the flashy screen names that were almost a disaster in the class group, Xu Kewei felt that his screen name looked the most pleasing to the eye.

The screen name of Pure Color Maple is the same as Jian Zhiyi, and it seems to know what it means.This also made Xu Kewei secretly admire and fall in love with this netizen hidden behind the Internet at the first time.

But a screen name has never been equal to a three-dimensional living person.Behind the network cable, maybe it's a mouse talking to you.Just like Mrs. Jian Zhiyi, who has many readers and fans in the Lothar circle, is just an ordinary ugly monster with low self-esteem in reality.

Xu Kewei stood at a corner of the street shopping mall, secretly looking at himself in the window.She felt hopeless again.Her face was glowing white under the sun, and the acne scars on Dabing's face were completely exposed, and her bloated figure did not have the lightness of a girl.

And at the entrance of the shopping mall, Wei Jingjing was standing there with a parasol, and she looked like a deer today.Yes, Xiaolu, Xu Kewei silently recited this description in his heart.Wei Jingjing wore a light blue mesh dress with a white shirt on her upper body today.She had seen her wearing this outfit in Wei Jingjing's space news, but the photos were not as good as one ten-millionth of the real person.She squinted slightly, her fair skin was a little red from the sun, and her slender body seemed to be able to blow her into the sky with just a little wind.Occasionally, she would take a few steps back and forth, graceful and light like a deer, brushing across the road without a sound.

Xu Kewei covered his face with a book, stepped back silently, and hid himself in a corner.This is not where she should show up to bother.

After a while, Pure Color Maple appeared.

Xu Ke recognized her with only one sight.

Because in the crowd, she is the most conspicuous girl.She was wearing a light blue double-breasted skirt, with a small round bag slanted across her shoulders, and a flower hairpin in her black hair.This cute and well-dressed appearance attracted many passers-by to look at her with smiles on their faces.

The moment she saw Wei Jingjing, her eyes lit up, and she trotted to Wei Jingjing.Xu Kewei watched them talk, and then walked into the mall side by side.Pure Color Maple kept looking sideways at Wei Jingjing with joy and curiosity. They looked at each other and smiled, just like a pair of real good friends disappeared at the entrance of the mall.

Next, just wait for Wei Jingjing's text message.Xu Kewei pinched his phone.Although she has already given Wei Jingjing a lot of knowledge, there is always a possibility that the two of them will talk about blind spots that Wei Jingjing doesn't know about.They made an appointment to send Wei Jingjing a message as long as there was something she was not sure about.

I just have to wait for the news.Xu Kewei looked at his mobile phone and thought.

The solid maple avatar in the button list is dim, showing offline status.Xu Kewei looked at it for a while, and she felt her nose was sore.

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"They met." Mr. Cat said coldly.

"Yes, they met." Xiaozhen said.

Xiao Zhenzhen was sitting on a seat in the open-air plaza of the shopping mall. Diagonally opposite him was a milkshake shop.Wei Jingjing and Chun Sefeng were sitting inside ordering milkshakes.

"What an unexpected development."

"Ah."

The chicken giggled strangely. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Can you stop laughing?"

The chicken laughed wantonly: "No!! This is really wonderful!!"

Xiaozhen said in a low voice: "Sometimes I really want to eat braised chicken."

Mr. Cat said: "Hehe, I have been thinking about how to tear live chickens from the first day I live in this body."

"You two! I have carefully prepared and debugged all night to deal with all possible emergencies." The chicken took a breath and laughed: "In the end, this much-anticipated netizen——turned out to be a smart bionic doll!"

"How should I rate this meeting that put two of my dear countrymen up for the night? A friendly meeting of fake people? A historic meeting of slime mold and synthetic resin?"

"You can shut up now. Really." Xiao Zhen said blankly, "Otherwise, without waiting for Mr. Cat to do it, your body will become a pile of minced meat."

Mr. Cat said, "I'm a little upset."

"Oh, how are you going to eat chicken tonight?"

"No. This faceless netizen is too perfunctory." Mr. Mao said, "The face of this bionic doll is even the original face, and this thing has never been modified!!"

In the milkshake shop, the girl who had a friendly conversation with Wei Jingjing, a slime mold, is the domestic bionic doll Sasa v2.1, which is quite popular in the Galactic Homo sapiens society.This type of doll is currently an old model, and the face is the default face at the factory, without any personalized definition.