parasitic son

After Xiao Zhen finished his field inspection today, Cui Mingzhi came.

Based on Xiaozhen's observation of Yan Zhen's interpersonal relationship, Cui Mingzhi is in the queue of Yan Zhen's closest friends, perhaps tied for first with Liu Xingquan, or second.Unlike the quiet Liu Xingquan, Cui Mingzhi is a warm and outgoing acquaintance.He is open-minded, witty, and has a natural amiability. He is the king of popularity in the hearts of the students.

Cui Zhizhi sat down on the chair unceremoniously, raised his legs and said, "Guess what I found?"

"What?" Xiaozhen asked.

"That Sin Mie, that is, the Sin God of the Light Walker, I discovered his true identity!"

"Sin off?" Xiaozhen read the familiar ID.Isn't this the game player who had a conflict with his sister?

"Yes, the crime is eliminated. The crime of the light walker is eliminated."

"Bright Walker." Xiao Zhen thought it sounded familiar.

Cui Mingzhi showed an exaggerated expression: "That's right, haven't we been playing all the time? We've even been to Internet cafes."

"game?"

"It's over, it's over, your brain is really broken."

"Oh, I probably remembered." Xiaozhen pulled his nerves and made a perfunctory expression of remembering, "Are you trying to tell me who sin is in the third dimension?"

"Yes." Cui Mingzhi patted his thigh, "The sinner is brother Xiaosheng from our school."

"Who is Brother Xiao Sheng?"

"..." Cui Mingzhi put his hand on Xiaozhen's forehead, "You don't have a fever, do you?"

"No." Xiaozhen opened his hand, "It's just that I don't remember something clearly."

"You've got dementia, don't you?" Cui Zhizhi muttered, "Brother Xiao Sheng, he is the well-known boss of our school, known as Bo Yuntian Brother Xiao Sheng."

"Sounds great."

"Of course." Cui Mingzhi patted his thigh again, "It is said that he singled out 18 gangsters all the way without injury. Unexpectedly, he is not only full of martial arts, but also a super master of playing games. He is worthy of being the boss of our No. [-] Middle School .”

"You admire him very much?"

"Such a powerful person, of course I will admire him." Cui Mingzhi smiled and said: "He recently overturned his car, but it doesn't hinder his status in my heart. The sinner will always be the sinner. It's weird to say that he overturned. You Do you know about the Liuli Menger incident?"

Without waiting for Xiaozhen to reply, Cui Zhizhi talked about the whole story of the unicorn incident incessantly, using some exaggerated words to describe the mysterious shemale Liuli Menger who overturned the sinner, and the corners of Xiaozhen's mouth moved upwards slightly moved.He thought about it, and decided to pretend not to know.

"I suspect that Liuli Meng'er's vest, who was competing against the God of Sin, should have a different person behind it. Most likely, it is someone from Sin Mie's opponent. Judging by the speed of his hands, he is also a mysterious master." Cui Mingzhi sighed, "I'm so curious. ah."

"Do you mean that Liuli Meng'er who defeated Sin Mie is also a player of Lightwalker?"

"This is my guess." Cui Mingzhi clapped his hands and said, "Since you mentioned Lightwalker, why don't we have a game now."

bump!The door of Xiaozhen's room was pushed open.An Yuan stood at the door with a smile.

"Cui Mingzhi, what are you going to play?"

Cui Mingzhi said quickly: "Hello, Auntie, I don't have Auntie. I'm leaving, Auntie."

Cui Mingzhi slipped away very fast.Xiaozhen suspects that Cui Zhizhi was probably beaten by An Yuan.

After An Yuan used the death sentence to judge Guangbo and watched Cui Zhizhi leave, she pointed to the bookshelf and said in surprise, "Huh? This villain is back again?"

On the bookshelf, two clay figurines sat in front of the books, motionless.

She came to the bookshelf and picked up a clay figurine, looking around.

"what happened?"

"I picked up this little man under your desk last time. It disappeared as soon as I picked it up. Now it's back on your bookshelf."

"I have several. Probably just look alike."

An Yuan shook her head: "No, this villain has a piece of dust on his face, I remember, it's definitely the one I picked up from under the table."

"..."

An Yuan said: "Is it possible for your villain to change its position? Last time I saw it was not in this position." She tried to twist the little worker's hands and feet.

"My clay figurine is fragile... Please be merciful."

"Oh..." An Yuan stopped fiddling with the villain's hands and feet, "Its face is dirty, I'll wash it."

The poor villain was taken away by An Yuan.Xiaozhen saw that the remaining clay figurines on the bookshelf were trembling.

Mr. Cat jumped in from the window, "Is your mother gone?"

"what happened?"

"Hehe." Mr. Mao let out a strange roar from his throat, as if the chassis of the car was rubbing against the ground.

"Do you have any problems with my host's mother?"

"Her recent behavior has displeased me."

"what happened?"

"Your mother is keen on secretly taking pictures of me recently." Mr. Cat said seriously, "Every moment, as long as I appear in her sight, she will take out her mobile phone."

"This is a characteristic of liking you." Xiaozhen said kindly, "You should accept the kindness of a human being."

"Goodwill doesn't include taking pictures of my genitals."

"..."

"Let, your mother, stay away from me!"

True ponders how to explain to his fellow creatures that the cat-loving species of the human species has an uncanny love for cats' cute, fuzzy genitals.He thought about it, and felt that saying "she just simply likes you and your genitals" and "in her eyes, your genitals are pure" didn't seem right, so he simply gave up explaining.

An Yuan pushed the door open again, and Mr. Mao jumped out of the window as if seeing a giant sticky mutant.An Yuan sadly reached out to the cat, but Mr. Cat only left her a butt and a wagging tail and disappeared.

"..." An Yuan maintained a sad posture for 15 seconds facing the empty window, and then put the little clay worker in her hand on Xiaozhen's desk. "Xiao Zhen, Mom wiped it clean."

Thank you for not breaking off its head.

Xiaozhen held the figurine in his hand, it remained motionless, trying to act out the appearance of a perfect clay figurine.It will never expose itself in front of Xiaozhen's family unless Xiaozhen has special instructions.

"Xiaozhen, if you are free this afternoon, accompany Zhuzhu and her classmates to sign the sale." An Yuan remembered the important thing she wanted to talk about, and she assigned Xiaozhen a task to accompany her sister to the exhibition and line up to sign the sale.Yan Zhu's favorite animation program held an event to sell and sign Rothar Lothar comics for a limited time in the exhibition center. The first 100 readers will receive a Lothar poster signed by the author.

This is the big event that Yan Zhu has been looking forward to for a long time.

At 12:30 noon, Yan Zhu's classmate Cheng Jiaying showed up at Yan's home on time.She is a little girl wearing glasses, with a round face and short hair.As long as Xiaozhen talked to her, her face would turn red.

"We must get it!" Yan Zhu clenched her fists and said to Cheng Jiaying.Cheng Jiaying nodded vigorously.Xiaozhen felt that their aura seemed to be going to war.

Along the way, Yan Zhu and Cheng Jiaying chatted about their favorite Rogue Lothar.Xiaozhen listened patiently for a while, and it was basically about who Lothar's girlfriend was.

Yan Zhu insisted that Lothar's girlfriend should be his first love Xingmei, while Cheng Jiaying believed that Lothar should be with Jiaojiao.

"Xingmei came first! She and Lothar have a crush on each other! It's almost a confession."

"Xingmei missed it after all. Jiaojiao is the final candidate for Lothar. The production team is also developing in this direction."

"No! Xingmei is the best."

"Recognize the reality, Luojiao CP is the general direction and the main line!"

"Luoxing CP, who has laid the groundwork for dozens of episodes, will not lose."

Xiaozhen interrupted their elementary school students' quarrel, looked at the entrance of the convention and exhibition center on the square, "Is this the destination you mentioned? There are a lot of people here."

"..." The two little girls' eyes widened.

In front of my eyes was a dense crowd of people, and there was a long queue that twisted and twisted several times, and even the outer flower beds were full of people.This posture, no matter how you look at it, you will have to line up for a long time.

Many of the young girls in the long queue were holding big posters of Ren Anzhi, magazines on the cover of Ren Anzhi, and slogans such as "Anzhi, we will always support you".

There is a bad feeling.

Xiaozhen took the exhibition guide handed to him by the staff, and the special guest Ren Anzhi was impressively written on the stage program in the afternoon.No wonder the scene was crowded into cans of sardines.He asked the staff: "Is it still too late to queue up and go to sign the Lothar Fox booth?"

"It must be too late." The staff shook his head, "Look at these girls, they are all here to meet Ren Anzhi. They came here at five or six o'clock in the morning at the earliest. Now in this line, at least 3-4 people need to line up to get in. Hour."

"Is there a fast-track VIP? I can pay for it."

"No. They were all bought by Ren Anzhi's fans." The staff shrugged, "Now even scalpers don't have tickets."

Yan Zhu and Cheng Jiaying's faces turned gray.They sat dejectedly on the flowerbed by the roadside, pinching the tickets in their hands listlessly, the excitement when they came was completely exhausted.This is the ticket that Yan Zhu had booked half a year ago, but she couldn't reduce her queuing time by 1 second.

The voices of fans calling Ren Anzhi kept coming and going, and some even spontaneously directed everyone to sing.There are more and more people, and there is no sign of decreasing.Xiaozhen looked at the steel dragon formed by fanatical fans in front of him, and it was obviously impossible to buy the signed picture book that the two little girls were thinking of if they went in according to the order.What should I do?

A voice interrupted the thought.

"Yan Zhen?"

Xiaozhen looked up, and he blurted out: "It's you, Ann's missions are all messed up Tianxin."

"..." An Tianxin said, "Can you be more polite, kid."

Xiaozhen looked at him, and the tall An Tianxin in front of him was wearing a shirt with a work card on his chest, looking like a white-collar elite, "Why are you here? Are you doing Boss Han's money-losing tasks again?"

"I'm working." An Tianxin added, "It's not Boss Han's. It's my serious job as a local."

"You work there?"

"I happened to be doing activities inside today."

Xiaozhen's eyes lit up, and he pointed to two dejected and withered little girls not far behind. "Can you take us in?"

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An Tianxin and Xiaozhen walked in front side by side, and the two little girls happily followed behind.Under the leadership of An Tianxin, they walked into the exhibition without hindrance.

Xiaozhen said, "Thank you."

An Tianxin replied: "It's easy to do. As long as you remember to owe me favors."

"You're a little different from the Gnuth I know."

"Hehe, I am the purest Gnus. I understand human relations."

"Thank you, Brother An!" The two little girls stopped in front of the booth of the Rogue Lothar, and thanked An Tian politely.

An Tianxin asked them if they were interested in Ren Anzhi. If they were, he could take them to the backstage to have a closer look at Ren Anzhi after they finished shopping.

So he immediately got screams from two little girls.

"Can I see Ren Anzhi? Is this true?? This is great." Cheng Jiaying exclaimed in surprise.

"Look at the real person Ren Anzhi? I want to see it!" Yan Zhu also seemed very interested.

An Tianxin nodded calmly, it seemed to make him very happy to receive the admiring gazes of two elementary school students.

Two little girls ran to the booth and lined up.An Tianxin chatted with Xiao Zhen for a while.Recently, he did take over Boss Han's new job, placing a Pu mud monster.

"Pump mud monster?" Xiaozhen was taken aback, he was very aware of the troubles of this creature, "I heard Mr. Cat introduce this race. Why did this kind of creature, which is completely dangerous to him, come to this planet? ?”

"Because there is no bloody faction dispute here, it is an excellent vacation spot. In fact, Boss Han is also very headache. According to his idea, this Pu mud monster should be locked in a dark room 100 meters underground with 10 locks, so that all Everyone will be happy. But there are people behind this mud monster, and there is money. It is rich, very rich. Although I don't want to take this job at all, it gives too much."

"So this thing has swaggered into this city?"

"Not only did she live in, but she also disguised herself as a little human girl. I found the house for her."

Xiaozhen: "..."

An Tianxin spread his hands: "It's not aggressive anyway, and Boss Han will deal with the aftermath if something goes wrong."

Sometimes I think it is really reasonable for the supervisory eye to want to chug some people.

Half an hour later, Yan Zhu and Cheng Jiaying happily came over with books in their hands.

After unpacking the transparent package, Yan Zhu couldn't wait to pull out the poster.She unfolded the poster. On the poster, the fox Lothar and a girl with cat ears clasped hands and looked at each other.Yan Zhu stared at the poster speechlessly.

Cheng Jiaying laughed and said, "Jiaojiao won!! Lothar and Jiaojiao are officially stamped!" Then she stopped laughing.Because Yanzhu looks so sad.

Xiao Zhen looked at Yan Zhu.Yan Zhu raised her head and said, "In this case, isn't Xingmei too pitiful?"

"..."

"Xingmei is so pitiful." The girl's pupils were moist, and tears were like raindrops.

An Tianxin asked Xiaozhen in a low voice: "What's wrong with your sister?"

"Feeded shit by the officials."