parasitic son

Yan family of the earth

The Yan family was eating, and anyone could tell that Yan Zhu was in a bad mood.

Her eyelids were drooping, and she was carelessly pawing at the rice in the bowl, eating every bite.The closest dish to her was her favorite golden cheese shrimp balls in the past. Now that the bowl of rice was almost finished, she didn't touch a single bite.

"Zhuzhu, shrimp balls." Yan An said.

"Oh." Yan Zhu replied blankly.

"This is your favorite food, why don't you eat it today?"

"Oh." Yan Zhu stretched out her chopsticks, picked one up perfunctorily, took a few bites and swallowed.She put down the rice bowl, and the meal was finished.

After her daughter left, Yan An looked at An Yuan with puzzled eyes.An Yuan shook her head.

"Is there something on Zhuzhu's mind?"

"It's hard to say." An Yuan said.

"She actually has something on her mind."

"Actually." An Yuan put down the bowl and chopsticks, and she whispered, "She suspects that our apple peeler is up to no good." After she finished speaking, she couldn't help laughing.

"..." Yan An asked, "How did you plot something wrong?"

"It seems to suspect that it is a bad robot sent by an evil organization. When I was a child, I could only fantasize about my undeveloped superpowers, which is not as good as her." An Yuan laughed, "The little girl's secondary It's time. It's all right."

Yan An nodded, he glanced at Yan Zhen who was eating quietly, and didn't express any further opinions.

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Yan Zhu stared at the cat photos on the tablet. Although she always thought that Mr. Cat at home was very cute, after the evidence she wanted to take was repeatedly covered by the cat photos, she felt depressed and felt The cat's face became hateful.Fortunately, the cat and the chicken went off somewhere, and they didn't let her be mentally polluted again in the third dimension.

In the past few days, Yan Zhu has thought about it and confirmed one thing, that is, this apple peeler is obviously trying to hide something.Those suspicious little furballs should be the hidden object of this bad robot.

She continued to tiptoe around the house and continued to investigate.However, as long as the candid camera she installed captures something, it will inevitably become a high-definition candid cat movie.After repeated blows from cat movies, Yan Zhu was not discouraged.This is her own battle, she must be able to find more clues.

A few days later, when Yan Zhu was painting at home that day, she felt a shadow swaying outside the door again.She quietly opened the door, tiptoed quietly, and walked out of the room.Nothing on the floor.Recalling the scene she saw on the video that day, she hid her body behind the coffee table at home, squatted down slowly, and then lay down on her stomach.

Then, she saw those little furballs.

At first, Yan Zhu thought she saw a bunch of wool balls that her mother used for knitting.It took a few minutes for her to see clearly that it was a group of small fur balls, fluffy, like a hamster whose body was rounded up and shrunk down by one size.There are about a dozen of them, and they are gathering under the cabinet to drag something.

It was a somewhat shiny metal bar.Yan Zhu squinted her eyes for a while and found that it was a metal zipper.The little furballs worked together to lift the zipper, which looked a little funny.

Yan Zhu slowly pulled out a hand, took out her mobile phone and pressed the camera button on the group of little fur balls.Her phone flickered on.Slap.The furballs all stopped moving.

Ah, the furballs saw me.Yan Zhu thought.

After a few seconds, the bodies of the furballs began to swell, and they quickly shook their furs, rolling their bodies in the direction of Yanzhu, one after another.

The first few fur balls are easy to make, and the other few fur balls are very clumsy, and their movements are sparse and uneven.Yan Zhu only thought that these little things were cute and naive, so she couldn't help laughing out loud.

But when she smiled, those fur balls seemed to be frightened, and they all stopped. Two of them couldn't control it well, and they rolled to the side and swayed in place.

"Zhuzhu!! What are you doing!"

Yan Zhu propped up her body and covered the bottom of the cabinet with her back.Aunt Li looked at her in confusion.

"What are you doing here? What's wrong?"

"My pen cap rolled in, and I got down on the ground to get it." Yan Zhu quickly made up a reason, and picked up the pen cap in her pocket to show Aunt Li.

"Zhuzhu, it's cold on the ground, be careful."

"Uh-huh!"

After Aunt Li left, Yan Zhu sprawled on the ground again, and looked under the cabinet. The cute fur balls that had gathered there were all gone.The floor reflects the light, leaving only a little dust.

She straightened up and turned on her phone. Sure enough, the furballs she had just taken turned into cat pictures again.

This time she rushed to the dining room and shouted to the Apple Peeler who was quietly playing the tool machine sitting on the dining table: "Remember, I will not admit defeat!! I will not admit defeat!"

Aunt Li in the kitchen turned her head to look at Yan Zhu who was leaving aggressively, thought about it, and decided to pretend she didn't hear anything.

The next night, Yan Zhu grabbed a handful of hard fruit candies from the sugar bowl at home.

After making sure that everyone in the family was lying down, she got up quietly and sprinkled hard fruit candies one by one on the edge of the cabinet.

She squatted aside, quietly waiting for the furballs to come.

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The Zelkin stopped above the orbit of Siegia.

According to Mr. Cat's information, they will contact an intelligence informant here to get clues about the escaped bounty hunter.

At this time, Xiyi Qixing is holding a global festival.

The supreme ruler of the planet, Queen Susu Shiha, successfully gave birth to a princess, which is a national celebration.Siiki ushered in the next generation of rulers.The planet's capital is in a joyous celebration.

"It's a celebration. What a coincidence!" Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were extremely excited.

"We are not here to travel." Mr. Cat said, "There is one thing that must be done before landing on this planet."

"what?"

"bath."

"what?"

"Except for those left behind, all crew members going down must take a shower."

"Can't wash on board?"

"No, you have to go to the local place to wash."

Ten minutes later, the group of them landed on the landing platform in a landing craft, and a metal bus like a centipede greeted them.

The driver is an alien with a blue frilled head and wings.When the bus started, Liu Xingquan began to understand why the driver repeatedly told them to fasten their seat belts.I saw the centipede bus jump left and right between buildings with exaggerated agility, and even climb up the towering stone thorn building from time to time. The countless wriggling metal centipedes are like living things.

This burst of 360-degree bumps comparable to a fast roller coaster, Liu Xingquan only felt that the food in his belly was about to come out.The other passengers in the car, Ren Anzhi, Liu Guan, and Zhang, were also in a half-dead state.His Superman friend Xiao Zhen looked calm as usual, as if nothing had happened.Just when Liu Xingquan suspected that he was about to be thrown to the west, their destination was finally reached.

After getting off the Baizu bus, Liu Xingquan turned his head and looked back at the driver, only to find that the blue-blue skin of the driver's lower body merged with the driver's seat. It is the boundary of the alien driver's body.

Xiao Zhen gently tugged at him, "It's integrated with that bus."

"what?"

"Its body is the bus." Xiaozhen said.

"Amazing."

"It must be the masterpiece of the ruler of this planet." Xiaozhen said in a low voice.Before Liu Xingquan could speak again, he pulled him into the building in front of him.

This building is the bathhouse they are going to. The exterior of the building looks like a giant egg, and the large glass inside is decorated with complicated patterns.After stepping inside, a humble servant in a white robe led them through a winding staircase.In the process of advancing, a warm and humid breeze blows head-on from time to time.The fog thickened until they finally reached the bathing area.

The bathing of Xiyiqi star is very different from that of the earth.

In front of them was a bathhouse filled with white mist.Under the signal of the servant, Xiaozhen began to take off his clothes, and Liu Xingquan also took off his clothes and pants.Ren Anzhi said slowly, "But I don't see any water."

He raised his head, was silent for a second and then screamed.

Ren Anzhi's trembling fingers pointed upwards, and there was a huge spider lying on the top of the bathhouse. Its huge body almost occupied the entire dome of the bathhouse, and twelve eyes of different sizes were staring at them.

"Spider, spider!!"

Xiaozhen said calmly, "Don't panic, it's a spider for bathing."

"what?"

As soon as Xiao Zhen finished speaking, the spider above quickly sprayed out several strands of spider silk, sticking them to a spider web, and then the small hole on the slippery ground began to spray high-intensity water mist, and they were half lying on the spider web Swing left and right without falling or being sprayed out of the pool.When the water mist is sprayed on the body, there is a warm and itchy comfort, which is extremely refreshing.

"Interesting." Liu Xingquan said.He glanced at Ren Anzhi beside him, and couldn't help but smile.The big star didn't take off his clothes, and at this moment he seemed like a drowned rat stuck to the spider's thread.

Strictly speaking, there are now two drowned chickens.The other captain, the soaked chicken strip, showed a familiar attitude. It pulled the spider thread three times with its claws, and another spider thread was sprayed beside it in an instant, with a silk sac attached to it.After pecking open the silk sac, there is a coconut-shaped spherical fruit with a straw inserted inside.Captain Ban distributed these spherical fruits to Xiaozhen, Liu Xingquan, Mr. Mao and others, and then gave his share to Maomaowong. Maomaowong stretched out his small head and drank it with gusto.

Liu Xingquan tasted it curiously, and felt that it tasted a bit like frozen lime.

I have to admit that it is really enjoyable to taste a sweet and cold drink in this interesting warm water mist in this distant alien land.

"Speaking of it." Ren Anzhi looked at the big spider above his head, still feeling a little terrified, "Ms. Fei is not here, so I should go to the women's bathroom. But what about Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei?"

Liu Xingquan nodded: "That's right, where are the three big brothers?"

Mr. Cat said, "Of course they're not here."

"what does it mean?"

"Considering that most Homo sapiens are ashamed of the body of the opposite sex. They are automatically assigned to other areas by the locals."

"What do you mean?" Liu Xingquan suddenly had a bad feeling.

"The three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang are not of the same gender as us, so they don't bathe in the same bathhouse."

"What!!!!" Ren Anzhi and Liu Xingquan shouted at the same time.

"What's the matter with your desperate expression?"

"What the hell is going on with you aliens!!!"