parasitic son
Chapter 33
After Yanzhu's crying with pear blossoms in the rain, Xiaozhen roughly figured out the reason for her crying.
"They are too bullying! They are just jealous that I have a phantom silver unicorn!" Yan Zhu said angrily, "A group of bad people are slandering and spreading rumors about me."
"Is your unicorn precious?"
"Very precious!" When talking about unicorns, Yan Zhu's eyes glowed, "It's very beautiful and very powerful. No one can get it, and the chance of falling and reincarnation is almost zero."
"Is a flat image made of one pixel important to you?"
"important!!"
"What's the use of it?"
"It can improve my attributes, agility, attack and defense. Most importantly, it looks good!!"
"I mean, is this pixel image useful to the real you?"
"Very important!!! Since I have it, I feel like I'm in heaven every day."
"……Oh."
Xiao Zhen asked Yan Zhu for her account.
Under Yan Zhu's guidance, Xiaozhen entered the fantasy poem.
Just entered the game, before Xiaozhen was familiar with the operation, dozens of challenge invitations popped up on his screen, clamoring for a PK with Liuli Menger.
Xiao Zhen clicked down a dozen or so challenge invitations, but new challenges kept popping up.
He simply turned off the passive acceptance of challenges.
The private mailbox on the lower right was also exploded.When you open it, there are all kinds of insults and accusations.Xiaozhen simply ignores it, anyway, the system will automatically delete the overloaded information.
The world public frequency in the lower left corner of the screen flashes rapidly.Xiaozhen looked at it, and found that the topic of cursing Liuli Menger accounted for [-]% of the topic, [-]% of the topic was team trading information, and the remaining [-]% was suspected of hanging people and affecting the normal order of the public screen.The speaker kept beeping, reminding me of every time I was scolded.
"Look, bro, that's how they bully people!"
"Oh... I feel the hatred of you, a unicorn." Xiaozhen looked at the world channel and asked, "What is the name of the person who came to see you today?"
"The extinction of sin, Plato's thinking. It's these two bastards!"
Xiaozhen sent a private message to Sin Mie, asking them to meet in the center of the town square.
Xiaozhen swaggered to the town square, and Yan Zhu's character, Liuli Menger, looked like a cute blonde girl.He tried to press a few operation buttons to make her turn around, jump, dance, make funny faces, and quack like a duckling.
"...what are you doing bro?"
"Test what your character can do."
"...But when you do these things, it's like mocking the people around you."
"Oh, really?"
A group of players surrounded Liuli Meng'er.Because of Liuli Menger's deeds repeatedly posted on the World Channel, when they saw Liuli Menger, players rushed over.
"Accept my challenge!" "Do you dare to accept the challenge! Koukou" "Shemale liar!"
Probably Liuli Menger's actions were too mocking, several players thought she was deliberately provocative, and humiliated her by punching Liuli Menger and twisting her buttocks.Xiao Zhen thought for a while, and pressed the button again to imitate ducklings.
The surrounding players became more and more angry, and dialogue bubbles popped up around Liuli Menger, all of which were filled with various verbal words.
Xiaozhen continued to press to imitate ducks.
"Brother, what are you doing?"
"Test it. It seems that imitating ducklings is the most popular way to arouse the anger of the crowd."
"..."
After a while, the extinction of sin and the reflections of Plato appear.
When the players saw that the suffering master had come out, they gave way one after another.Plato's thinking shouted at Liuli Meng'er: "Give me back the unicorn!"
Xiao Zhen turned her head and asked Yan Zhu, "Are unicorns important to you?"
Yan Zhu nodded, with tears in her eyes.
"I see."
Sin Mie said: "You made an appointment with us, did you finally change your mind and return the unicorn to us?"
"No."
"What's that for?"
"Are you going to challenge me? I accept."
"Oh?"
"I'm willing to give you three chances." Liuli Meng'er said, "If you lose to me three times, this unicorn will be mine."
"This unicorn originally belonged to my friend."
"I can also provide evidence that the unicorn is generated by the system. Even if you type here 100 times, the system will always believe that the owner of this unicorn is me. Instead of making meaningless claims here, why not think about it My proposal."
"...What do you mean three times?"
"You lose to me in three challenges, and the unicorn will be mine. As long as you win me once in the three challenges, the unicorn will be yours."
As soon as this sentence came out, there was an uproar on the World Channel. "It's pretending to be X, it's pretending to be X." "It's too self-confident." "This is too arrogant." "Wow, don't say it, you are a bit handsome."
Even with the cartoon face on the screen, Xiao Zhen could feel the anger on Sin Mie's face.
"Are you looking down on people?"
"No. It's just that I follow the customs of the place where I used to live." Xiaozhen said, "Three is a good number. The challenge mode of this game has nothing to do with the level, but you are a new account, so I will give you three days Get familiar with this game. You can choose any mode in the challenge to challenge me. As long as you can win once, the unicorn is yours."
"..."
"If you don't have confidence in yourself, you can find someone else to challenge you."
"..."
"At 7:[-] p.m. in three days' time, let's meet at this place." Without waiting for Xin Mie to reply, Xiao Zhen exited the game.
Yan Zhu said anxiously: "Brother, is it really okay for you to do this?"
"I gave the opponent a huge advantage. If he can't win again, he will lose his position to pester me." Xiaozhen replied, "Human thoughts are always changing, and they will always be led away by new information. And At that time, I will publish the evidence that your unicorns have been obtained normally, and then the whole wind direction will be reversed."
"But, brother, in case you lose..."
"Since I said so, there is absolutely no possibility of losing."
Zhen returns to the garden.His little clay figures were hiding under the leaves for the shade.The seeds he planted have germinated and twirled, the new emerald green leaves are stretched and expanded, and the dark green stems are covered with thin red lines. This is an alien plant that is absolutely impossible to see on this planet.
Under the camouflage of optical camouflage projections, they appear to be the most ordinary plants.The little clay workers hide under the leaves and drive away all the insects that try to get close to the scented fruit.
He stroked his chin and looked at it for a while, feeling that these villains were still too idle.Although Xiangxiuuo needs meticulous care, it is obvious that he has made a lot of villains, and some of them are just doing nothing.So Xiaozhen picked up the two villains and brought him back to his room, and he added another order: tidy up Yan Zhen's room.
Recently, whenever An Yuan entered Xiaozhen's room, she would chatter about the cleanliness of Xiaozhen's room for ten minutes.Although there are aunts who specialize in cleaning, An Yuan requires the children to learn to take care of themselves.In order to reduce mental attacks, Xiaozhen decided to simply push the work to these clay figurines.
"Brother, what is this in your hand?" Yan Zhu pushed the door open and asked.She stared curiously at the two little clay workers in Zhen's hands.
The two clay figurines have stopped moving, like lifeless real clay.
"Clay figurine." Xiaozhen replied calmly.
"May I see it?"
"I don't want them anymore, they are easy to break." Xiaozhen put them on the bookshelf naturally.He asked Yan Zhu: "What's the matter? I've already made an appointment with him. Are you still worried?"
"Brother..." Yan Zhu, who didn't know that she was taken away from the topic, squeezed her hands, "I'm still a little worried."
"how?"
"I heard from Cheng Jiaying just now that Sin Mie seems to be a very powerful person. They all said that he is the Sin God of the Light Walker, and he is also a celebrity. Brother, I am a little scared."
"What are you afraid of?" Xiaozhen said, "I said I won't lose, then I won't lose."
***************
In these three days, the challenge of Fantasy Poetry quickly spread in the various discussion groups of the game forum Post Bar.Although Fantasy Poetry is just a mentally handicapped elementary school chicken game that many players are complaining about.But in fact it has quite a large audience.The fantasy version of the game forum is being screened almost every day by official players, day planners, and day idiot agents.
This week's fantasy version of the top post should have been "why am I still playing this retarded game?", but this challenge changed everything.The matter of Liuli Meng'er has even been slaughtered from the fantasy version to the water district.
One of the reasons is that Liuli Meng'er's arrogant and conceited attitude to the battle made countless people rub their hands and wait for the good show.And some players were also stung by this arrogance.Pretending to be X, not knowing the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, dead ladyboy.It must be farting, and when the time comes, I will be so scared that I won't even come.There is also a group of troublemakers jumping up and down in the various groups of the post bar forum, fighting everywhere.There were even people who started a bet on the outcome of Sin Mie VS Liu Li Meng'er.
And the biggest reason is that the ID of "Sin Mie" caused a thousand waves with one stone.If it was just an ordinary competition for the best items, it would not have attracted so much attention.But someone with good deeds discovered that this crime is very likely to be the legendary player of the famous Light Walker——Sin Mie.
Now, this matter is really big.
*************
Brother Xiao Sheng was sitting in front of the computer, his button list was flickering frantically.
"Sin God!!! Are you the Sin Mie in that fantasy dream???"
"Brother Zui, is that person you?"
"Sin God, why did you play that elementary school chicken game???"
Brother Xiao Sheng turned off Koukou, and he didn't want to talk to anyone.
He is angry now.
very angry.
Who did Liuli Meng'er think it was him?So high above, he dropped the challenge and ran away.Who does this dead shemale think he is, brother Xiao Sheng?Who does he think Sin Mie is?
Not to mention winning once, Brother Xiao Sheng vowed to win all three games, so that Liuli Meng'er, a dead woman who didn't know what to do, could learn a lesson.Now it's not just about helping Little Mosquito for Liu Xingquan's face, but about his brother Xiao Sheng's dignity.
He is confident of winning.He even doubted that he could win with his eyes closed.
In reality, he is Sizhongyi Bo Yuntian Xiaosheng's brother, and on the Internet, he was the best ADC of the year in Bright Walker.Brother Xiaosheng has two hobbies, one is playing basketball and the other is games.He's athletic, he's good at basketball, and he's even better at games.The ID of Sin Mie is known to everyone in the circle of light walkers.Many players will respectfully call him the God of Sin.A while ago, an agent from an e-sports club came to lobby Xiao Sheng to put down his studies and go to their team for training.
If Brother Xiaosheng hadn't already planned his studies and target university, he would already be a professional e-sports player.
His cell phone rang.
Brother Xiao Sheng took a look, sighed and answered the phone.
"Brother Zui, is that you in the poem of fantasy?" The person who called was his former partner assistant who sighed and buried tears, and now he has joined the club as a professional player.
"……it's me."
"How could you play that mentally handicapped game?? Now this matter is making a lot of noise on the Internet!"
"I just wanted to do someone a favor and I don't know how they found out."
"My god of sin, who told you not to change your ID!" Sighing and panting with tears of laughter, "I knew it must be because you couldn't save face and help others."
"It's not a big deal anyway, just let the other party learn a lesson."
"You really have a leisurely heart." Sighing and crying, "Brother Zui, can't you really come here? We lack an ADC like you here."
"I want to prepare for the college entrance examination."
"Brother Zui, I know you want to go to college. But you also know that our peak period is only a few years. After this time period, we will never come back."
"I know, I'll think about it again."
Brother Xiao Sheng hung up the phone.His current thoughts are all on Liuli Meng'er's engagement.He just got acquainted with several challenge modes in Fantasy Poetry, and scolded him for being so mentally handicapped while trying it out.Fantasy Poetry is indeed an out-and-out farming game for elementary school students, and even the challenge mode is full of mental retardation.Fortunately, this kind of challenge has nothing to do with the level, the test is the hand speed and reaction.
He knows his level.If it was a battle of lightwalkers, he would also think about tactics.The challenge of a mentally handicapped game like Poetry of Dreams felt like he was there to mow the grass.
But since the other party wanted to execute the sentence publicly, why would he refuse?
"They are too bullying! They are just jealous that I have a phantom silver unicorn!" Yan Zhu said angrily, "A group of bad people are slandering and spreading rumors about me."
"Is your unicorn precious?"
"Very precious!" When talking about unicorns, Yan Zhu's eyes glowed, "It's very beautiful and very powerful. No one can get it, and the chance of falling and reincarnation is almost zero."
"Is a flat image made of one pixel important to you?"
"important!!"
"What's the use of it?"
"It can improve my attributes, agility, attack and defense. Most importantly, it looks good!!"
"I mean, is this pixel image useful to the real you?"
"Very important!!! Since I have it, I feel like I'm in heaven every day."
"……Oh."
Xiao Zhen asked Yan Zhu for her account.
Under Yan Zhu's guidance, Xiaozhen entered the fantasy poem.
Just entered the game, before Xiaozhen was familiar with the operation, dozens of challenge invitations popped up on his screen, clamoring for a PK with Liuli Menger.
Xiao Zhen clicked down a dozen or so challenge invitations, but new challenges kept popping up.
He simply turned off the passive acceptance of challenges.
The private mailbox on the lower right was also exploded.When you open it, there are all kinds of insults and accusations.Xiaozhen simply ignores it, anyway, the system will automatically delete the overloaded information.
The world public frequency in the lower left corner of the screen flashes rapidly.Xiaozhen looked at it, and found that the topic of cursing Liuli Menger accounted for [-]% of the topic, [-]% of the topic was team trading information, and the remaining [-]% was suspected of hanging people and affecting the normal order of the public screen.The speaker kept beeping, reminding me of every time I was scolded.
"Look, bro, that's how they bully people!"
"Oh... I feel the hatred of you, a unicorn." Xiaozhen looked at the world channel and asked, "What is the name of the person who came to see you today?"
"The extinction of sin, Plato's thinking. It's these two bastards!"
Xiaozhen sent a private message to Sin Mie, asking them to meet in the center of the town square.
Xiaozhen swaggered to the town square, and Yan Zhu's character, Liuli Menger, looked like a cute blonde girl.He tried to press a few operation buttons to make her turn around, jump, dance, make funny faces, and quack like a duckling.
"...what are you doing bro?"
"Test what your character can do."
"...But when you do these things, it's like mocking the people around you."
"Oh, really?"
A group of players surrounded Liuli Meng'er.Because of Liuli Menger's deeds repeatedly posted on the World Channel, when they saw Liuli Menger, players rushed over.
"Accept my challenge!" "Do you dare to accept the challenge! Koukou" "Shemale liar!"
Probably Liuli Menger's actions were too mocking, several players thought she was deliberately provocative, and humiliated her by punching Liuli Menger and twisting her buttocks.Xiao Zhen thought for a while, and pressed the button again to imitate ducklings.
The surrounding players became more and more angry, and dialogue bubbles popped up around Liuli Menger, all of which were filled with various verbal words.
Xiaozhen continued to press to imitate ducks.
"Brother, what are you doing?"
"Test it. It seems that imitating ducklings is the most popular way to arouse the anger of the crowd."
"..."
After a while, the extinction of sin and the reflections of Plato appear.
When the players saw that the suffering master had come out, they gave way one after another.Plato's thinking shouted at Liuli Meng'er: "Give me back the unicorn!"
Xiao Zhen turned her head and asked Yan Zhu, "Are unicorns important to you?"
Yan Zhu nodded, with tears in her eyes.
"I see."
Sin Mie said: "You made an appointment with us, did you finally change your mind and return the unicorn to us?"
"No."
"What's that for?"
"Are you going to challenge me? I accept."
"Oh?"
"I'm willing to give you three chances." Liuli Meng'er said, "If you lose to me three times, this unicorn will be mine."
"This unicorn originally belonged to my friend."
"I can also provide evidence that the unicorn is generated by the system. Even if you type here 100 times, the system will always believe that the owner of this unicorn is me. Instead of making meaningless claims here, why not think about it My proposal."
"...What do you mean three times?"
"You lose to me in three challenges, and the unicorn will be mine. As long as you win me once in the three challenges, the unicorn will be yours."
As soon as this sentence came out, there was an uproar on the World Channel. "It's pretending to be X, it's pretending to be X." "It's too self-confident." "This is too arrogant." "Wow, don't say it, you are a bit handsome."
Even with the cartoon face on the screen, Xiao Zhen could feel the anger on Sin Mie's face.
"Are you looking down on people?"
"No. It's just that I follow the customs of the place where I used to live." Xiaozhen said, "Three is a good number. The challenge mode of this game has nothing to do with the level, but you are a new account, so I will give you three days Get familiar with this game. You can choose any mode in the challenge to challenge me. As long as you can win once, the unicorn is yours."
"..."
"If you don't have confidence in yourself, you can find someone else to challenge you."
"..."
"At 7:[-] p.m. in three days' time, let's meet at this place." Without waiting for Xin Mie to reply, Xiao Zhen exited the game.
Yan Zhu said anxiously: "Brother, is it really okay for you to do this?"
"I gave the opponent a huge advantage. If he can't win again, he will lose his position to pester me." Xiaozhen replied, "Human thoughts are always changing, and they will always be led away by new information. And At that time, I will publish the evidence that your unicorns have been obtained normally, and then the whole wind direction will be reversed."
"But, brother, in case you lose..."
"Since I said so, there is absolutely no possibility of losing."
Zhen returns to the garden.His little clay figures were hiding under the leaves for the shade.The seeds he planted have germinated and twirled, the new emerald green leaves are stretched and expanded, and the dark green stems are covered with thin red lines. This is an alien plant that is absolutely impossible to see on this planet.
Under the camouflage of optical camouflage projections, they appear to be the most ordinary plants.The little clay workers hide under the leaves and drive away all the insects that try to get close to the scented fruit.
He stroked his chin and looked at it for a while, feeling that these villains were still too idle.Although Xiangxiuuo needs meticulous care, it is obvious that he has made a lot of villains, and some of them are just doing nothing.So Xiaozhen picked up the two villains and brought him back to his room, and he added another order: tidy up Yan Zhen's room.
Recently, whenever An Yuan entered Xiaozhen's room, she would chatter about the cleanliness of Xiaozhen's room for ten minutes.Although there are aunts who specialize in cleaning, An Yuan requires the children to learn to take care of themselves.In order to reduce mental attacks, Xiaozhen decided to simply push the work to these clay figurines.
"Brother, what is this in your hand?" Yan Zhu pushed the door open and asked.She stared curiously at the two little clay workers in Zhen's hands.
The two clay figurines have stopped moving, like lifeless real clay.
"Clay figurine." Xiaozhen replied calmly.
"May I see it?"
"I don't want them anymore, they are easy to break." Xiaozhen put them on the bookshelf naturally.He asked Yan Zhu: "What's the matter? I've already made an appointment with him. Are you still worried?"
"Brother..." Yan Zhu, who didn't know that she was taken away from the topic, squeezed her hands, "I'm still a little worried."
"how?"
"I heard from Cheng Jiaying just now that Sin Mie seems to be a very powerful person. They all said that he is the Sin God of the Light Walker, and he is also a celebrity. Brother, I am a little scared."
"What are you afraid of?" Xiaozhen said, "I said I won't lose, then I won't lose."
***************
In these three days, the challenge of Fantasy Poetry quickly spread in the various discussion groups of the game forum Post Bar.Although Fantasy Poetry is just a mentally handicapped elementary school chicken game that many players are complaining about.But in fact it has quite a large audience.The fantasy version of the game forum is being screened almost every day by official players, day planners, and day idiot agents.
This week's fantasy version of the top post should have been "why am I still playing this retarded game?", but this challenge changed everything.The matter of Liuli Meng'er has even been slaughtered from the fantasy version to the water district.
One of the reasons is that Liuli Meng'er's arrogant and conceited attitude to the battle made countless people rub their hands and wait for the good show.And some players were also stung by this arrogance.Pretending to be X, not knowing the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, dead ladyboy.It must be farting, and when the time comes, I will be so scared that I won't even come.There is also a group of troublemakers jumping up and down in the various groups of the post bar forum, fighting everywhere.There were even people who started a bet on the outcome of Sin Mie VS Liu Li Meng'er.
And the biggest reason is that the ID of "Sin Mie" caused a thousand waves with one stone.If it was just an ordinary competition for the best items, it would not have attracted so much attention.But someone with good deeds discovered that this crime is very likely to be the legendary player of the famous Light Walker——Sin Mie.
Now, this matter is really big.
*************
Brother Xiao Sheng was sitting in front of the computer, his button list was flickering frantically.
"Sin God!!! Are you the Sin Mie in that fantasy dream???"
"Brother Zui, is that person you?"
"Sin God, why did you play that elementary school chicken game???"
Brother Xiao Sheng turned off Koukou, and he didn't want to talk to anyone.
He is angry now.
very angry.
Who did Liuli Meng'er think it was him?So high above, he dropped the challenge and ran away.Who does this dead shemale think he is, brother Xiao Sheng?Who does he think Sin Mie is?
Not to mention winning once, Brother Xiao Sheng vowed to win all three games, so that Liuli Meng'er, a dead woman who didn't know what to do, could learn a lesson.Now it's not just about helping Little Mosquito for Liu Xingquan's face, but about his brother Xiao Sheng's dignity.
He is confident of winning.He even doubted that he could win with his eyes closed.
In reality, he is Sizhongyi Bo Yuntian Xiaosheng's brother, and on the Internet, he was the best ADC of the year in Bright Walker.Brother Xiaosheng has two hobbies, one is playing basketball and the other is games.He's athletic, he's good at basketball, and he's even better at games.The ID of Sin Mie is known to everyone in the circle of light walkers.Many players will respectfully call him the God of Sin.A while ago, an agent from an e-sports club came to lobby Xiao Sheng to put down his studies and go to their team for training.
If Brother Xiaosheng hadn't already planned his studies and target university, he would already be a professional e-sports player.
His cell phone rang.
Brother Xiao Sheng took a look, sighed and answered the phone.
"Brother Zui, is that you in the poem of fantasy?" The person who called was his former partner assistant who sighed and buried tears, and now he has joined the club as a professional player.
"……it's me."
"How could you play that mentally handicapped game?? Now this matter is making a lot of noise on the Internet!"
"I just wanted to do someone a favor and I don't know how they found out."
"My god of sin, who told you not to change your ID!" Sighing and panting with tears of laughter, "I knew it must be because you couldn't save face and help others."
"It's not a big deal anyway, just let the other party learn a lesson."
"You really have a leisurely heart." Sighing and crying, "Brother Zui, can't you really come here? We lack an ADC like you here."
"I want to prepare for the college entrance examination."
"Brother Zui, I know you want to go to college. But you also know that our peak period is only a few years. After this time period, we will never come back."
"I know, I'll think about it again."
Brother Xiao Sheng hung up the phone.His current thoughts are all on Liuli Meng'er's engagement.He just got acquainted with several challenge modes in Fantasy Poetry, and scolded him for being so mentally handicapped while trying it out.Fantasy Poetry is indeed an out-and-out farming game for elementary school students, and even the challenge mode is full of mental retardation.Fortunately, this kind of challenge has nothing to do with the level, the test is the hand speed and reaction.
He knows his level.If it was a battle of lightwalkers, he would also think about tactics.The challenge of a mentally handicapped game like Poetry of Dreams felt like he was there to mow the grass.
But since the other party wanted to execute the sentence publicly, why would he refuse?
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