parasitic son

When the 12 derivative electronic programs, Yan An, turned into a navy machine in the Milky Way and jumped up and down to create various rumors around the Super Yi Mine, and even affected the battle situation in an important strategic area of ​​the Galaxy in some way, on a remote earth , another dangerous alien creature is also working hard on its mission.

Lu Lixuan, the alien biochemical weapon with the sacred mission of destroying Lola, encountered another obstacle on the way to destroying mankind.

Not long ago, Lu Lixuan, who has been living in the chaos of the earth, and went to the detention center to eat food from time to time, has not yet understood how to carry out his mission, but after meeting the lovely Zeng Liangcai, it seems that a ray of light shines into his heart In his mind, his future suddenly became clear.

That day Zeng Liangcai was standing opposite the milk tea shop where he worked, holding a woven bag in his hand.

She is very beautiful, her fluffy and thin curly hair looks like it has been plated with a layer of gold in the sun, and her skin is extremely moist and smooth, like a lychee without its shell.She was wearing a T-shirt on her upper body and a pair of jeans on her lower body, making her look slender and smart.She is very young, according to Lu Lixuan's deduction, she is about in the 20s of human beings-it is the best age for sexual maturity and fertility.

No matter from which angle you look at it, Zeng Liangcai showed an extremely healthy vital sign.And from the first moment when he saw Zeng Liangcai, every gene in Lu Lixuan's body was screaming and vibrating, and he felt a shivering feeling like an electric shock.When he described this feeling to his colleagues, the colleagues laughed and called this feeling "love at first sight".

Yes, Zeng Liangcai is his predestined object, the partner he must combine with on the sacred path of destroying mankind.

To accomplish this, according to the local customs of the earth, he and Zeng Liangcai must agree with each other.

After realizing this, Lu Lixuan immediately launched an offensive against Zeng Liangcai.Although the current progress is only to add her WeChat, and occasionally help her bargain a price on Pinxixi.Under the ridicule of his colleagues, Lu Lixuan still believes that he will succeed in the end.

It's just that now his plan to destroy humanity has suddenly encountered a great obstacle.

Zeng Liangcai would go to his milk tea shop every day to buy two cups of milk tea, one cup of sea salt milk and one cup of cheese. He remembered it clearly.Lu Lixuan is the happiest moment every day from preparing ingredients for making milk tea to Zeng Liangcai and delivering the milk tea to Zeng Liangcai.However, since a week ago, his loyal customer, Zeng Liangcai, his partner who destroyed the future of the human cause, disappeared.

For the past week, Lu Lixuan has been looking forward to the appearance of that lovely figure every day.However, no matter how carefully he prepared every day, that lovely girl never appeared again.

It is 06:30 in the afternoon.According to the time in the past, Zeng Liangcai would definitely appear in the stream of people coming off work from that office building.Lu Lixuan looked helplessly at the white-collar workers passing by in front of his eyes, but he didn't see her.

"Look at how out of your mind you are." The clerk next to you said, "She won't come."

Lu Lixuan moved his head slowly in disbelief, and the clerk and colleague were looking at the list of milk tea, "Don't believe it, she probably won't come."

"Why?" Lu Lixuan asked.

The clerk quickly sealed the milk tea on hand.She pulled out a small advertisement from her pocket and threw it in front of him, "This is the reason."

Lu Lixuan took it and looked at it. It was a promotional leaflet with five big characters written on it: "The first snow in New Granville". "What is this?"

"The newly opened milk tea shop nearby has a strange reputation. This shop has attracted a lot of our customers."

"Could it be..." Lu Lixuan said slowly, "Zeng Liangcai went to this new milk tea shop?"

"Go and deliver this order." The clerk colleague handed him the packaged milk tea, "You will know when you stop by and have a look."

Lu Lixuan rushed to the delivery place with his milk tea in his hands, and soon he found this milk tea shop by the side of the road.To be honest, it is really difficult to ignore this milk tea shop.The crowd queuing at the gate was mighty, like a long dragon turning nine times and eight times.Lu Lixuan stood there watching for a long time before finding the end of the line.

This exaggerated flow of people was enough to crush Lu Lixuan's store under its feet.

There is a loudspeaker at the door of the store broadcasting: "Dear customers, please don't push each other. Please keep a certain distance and consciously abide by the queuing order. Now you have to wait in line for one and a half hours to get milk tea. It takes one and a half hours." hour~~"

Even if the clerk broadcasts like this, there are still very few customers who leave.Lu Lixuan looked at the group of customers excitedly buying milk tea with some surprise, and soon he found a few regular customers of his own milk tea shop among them, and then he saw her—Zeng Liangcai.

Zeng Liangcai was playing with her mobile phone with her head down. There was another customer in front of her, and it was her turn soon.When the window clerk delivered the milk tea to her, her pretty eyebrows slightly raised, and her flawless and beautiful face was filled with joy.When she turned away from the window holding the milk tea, her eyes met Lu Lixuan's. There was no embarrassment or surprise on her face. Left without returning.

Lu Lixuan stared at the milk tea in her hand, his heart was breaking apart.

The object of his destiny, the necessary partner on the road to destroying mankind, abandoned him (the milk tea), and went to find other stores instead!

Lu Lixuan immediately made a decision.

After delivering the milk tea, without any loyalty, he rushed to the store "New Grand Snow" to apply for a clerk, and was quickly rejected by the store.

The store manager is also a young woman, surnamed Zhu. She stared suspiciously at the apron on Lu Lixuan's body with the LOGO of her milk tea shop printed on it. Lu Lixuan invited out of the store.

The next day, when Lu Lixuan passed by the "New Grand's First Snow" store again, he found a signboard in front of the store, which read "Do not enter if you are with us, and you will be reprimanded for indecentness".

Afterwards, as my colleague said, Zeng Liangcai did not come again.She completely abandoned Lu Lixuan's milk tea shop.

Lu Lixuan opened WeChat cautiously. After hesitating for a long time, he finally sent a WeChat message to Zeng Liangcai, "Now we are holding an event in the store and have a new product. Are you interested in coming?" As soon as he sent it, a prompt popped up : "Liangcai Youdao has turned on the friend verification. You are not his (her) friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first. Only after the other party passes the verification can you chat." Obviously, Zeng Liangcai has deleted him.The reason is that when Zeng Liangcai checked his WeChat friends, he didn't even remember who the WeChat ID was, so he cleared it together.

Lu Lixuan's mood was as bleak and desolate as the business of the "Xiaomeng Tao teahouse" milk tea shop where he worked.His store manager said that just after opening, there will always be more people.But ten days after the opening of "New Grand's First Snow", the surrounding customers not only did not lose their freshness, but became more and more popular, and even special scalpers appeared.This store has attracted the traffic of all the surrounding milk tea shops by itself.No matter how you look at it, Zeng Liangcai is gone forever.

"Why—why—" Lu Lixuan cried out sadly in his heart.With great difficulty, he established a bond with his partner who will destroy mankind in the future through the milk tea he made himself, but he died halfway because of other new shops that came out.When will this plan to destroy mankind really start?After a day of depression, the store manager took action.

The store manager entrusted someone to buy several special milk teas from the "Chuxue of New Grand".They closed the store and lined up their competitors' milk teas to taste them.When the store manager and his colleagues inserted the straw and took a sip, they were surprised by the look of "ah, it's delicious" on their faces at the same time.The store manager said in a low voice while drinking: "No wonder, this taste is indeed very good."

"Is it delicious?" Lu Lixuan took a long sip. Although his appearance is no different from that of a human on Earth, his taste system is quite different from that of a human.As an alien biochemical weapon that needs to lurk on the local planet, it can distinguish several main tastes such as sweet, salty, spicy, bitter, and hemp, but it does not have a deeper and more delicate taste experience like humans (due to its creator's cutting corners) ).For Lu Lixuan, he could only feel the sweetness and tea taste of the cup of milk tea in front of him.

"Can't you taste it? This taste is really good." The store manager murmured, "No wonder that store is such a hit."

"Is our milk tea much different from this one?"

The colleague showed an incredulous expression, "Can't you even taste this? It's far away." The colleague carefully glanced at the store manager at the side, and seeing that the store manager had no intention of objecting, she said: "This level of milk tea , let alone this street, it can be ranked among the top three in this city."

Lu Lixuan took another sip, and said, "In other words, if we make milk tea with a similar taste to this one, Zeng Liang—er, our guests will be able to come back, right?"

"If you can make this level of milk tea, of course the customers will come back."

"Okay." Lu Lixuan nodded.

His eyeballs quickly scanned all the ingredients in the cup of milk tea in his hand, and calculated the precise ratio of protein, fat, sugar, carbohydrates, etc. in an instant.The formula of milk tea is basically the same.After that, he used the existing materials in the store to process and make them. After a while, Lu Lixuan brought out two cups of milk tea and invited the store manager and his colleagues to taste them.

This is a drink made exactly according to the ratio of ingredients in the cup of milk tea in "New Grand's First Snow". Lu Lixuan looked confidently at the store manager and colleagues, waiting for their surprise.However, when the store manager and his colleagues took a sip, their expressions were very flat.

The store manager said: "It's very ordinary."

Colleagues said: "It's quite ordinary."

Lu Lixuan said: "I absolutely follow the ingredient ratio of that store, without any deviation."

"You're dreaming again." The colleague said, "It's really ordinary. Can't you taste it?" She shrugged, "Yes, your sense of taste is not very good."

Even if there is no deviation in the ingredients, the milk tea made according to the precise proportions still has a very different taste from that store.There are many reasons for this, the operation method, the processing of raw materials, etc. are all factors that affect the flavor, and this requires a blender with a keen sense of taste to improve while tasting. This is undoubtedly a great challenge for Lu Lixuan, who has an extremely rough taste.

Lu Lixuan did not intend to give up.That night, he used the salary he had just received to buy all the raw materials needed for various milk teas.

When he returned to his shabby rental room with his big bags and small bags, he unexpectedly found that a new tenant came next door to him.

That man was tall and tall, with sunglasses on his face, standing at the door, looking back at Lu Lixuan who was going upstairs.

A second later, Lu Lixuan blurted out, "You are, Ren Anzhi!"

At the Fourth High School celebration not long ago, Lu Lixuan was accidentally involved in a chaos while delivering milk tea, and was turned into a solution by a pu mud monster, and had a brief contact with Mr. Ren Anzhi's consciousness.Although the time was not very long, he was still very impressed with him.

Ren Anzhi nodded slightly to him.

Lu Lixuan said, "You actually moved here."

"Stay here for a few days to change your mood." Ren Anzhi replied flatly.

"Okay." Lu Lixuan took out the key and opened the door. After putting all the ingredients on the ground, he poked his head out and shouted to Ren Anzhi, who was still leaning against the door frame and watching him silently: "Ren Anzhi, are you willing to be my friend?" Is your milk tea taster?"

"Milk tea, taster?" Ren Anzhi had a strange expression on his face.

"I'm developing new products in our store. I can't taste the good or the bad. Please try it for me!"

After making an appointment with Ren Anzhi, Lu Lixuan picked up the ingredients and came to the kitchen. At this moment, he ignited endless energy,

In order to destroy mankind, to destroy the earth, and for Zeng Liangcai, he wants to defeat his competitors and make the best milk tea.