parasitic son

The most indispensable thing in this world is fools who want to get rich, and these fools tend to overestimate their own judgment.

Xiao Zhen never expected that there are so many stubborn fools in this world.

They unswervingly believe that Xiaozhen, a planet that does not shit, is rich in shining placer, and rushing to send money to scammers is the wisest decision they have ever made in their lives.

When Xiaozhen opened the official customer service window of Planet Jota CVS37, he was inundated with inquiries from investors who believed that he was about to make a fortune.

If they just simply asked if there was any placer, Xiao Zhen could have simply typed "No, dear, you were deceived" and quickly drove them away.But these investors are not what Xiaozhen thinks.

After one of the investors, A, connected to the communication window, Xiaozhen's field of vision was suddenly filled with dense floating graphic messages.

"This is?"

Investor A said: "Analysis data on the resource analysis of the placer resource on the planet CVS37 of Jota."

Shining sand is an extremely precious mineral existing in the galaxy, and this kind of metal ore is quite rare in the entire galaxy.As a metal, Shining Sand has a high melting point, corrosion resistance, and good ductility. These characteristics are similar to gold mines on the earth, and they have the characteristics that rare and precious metals should have.Before the true use of the placer was discovered, it had been used as a precious metal for circulation on some planets.The reason why the Glitter Mine has become one of the most expensive minerals in the entire galaxy is that the Glitter Sand is one of the most important raw materials for forging force field weapons.

The force field weapon is a powerful weapon that every martial arts practitioner in the galaxy desires.Its real forging method is only mastered by a few master craftsmen, and only a few noble families, planetary governors, high-level military officials, the eye of supervision, or senior members of the security committee have the opportunity to own a real force field weapon.The cut and crafted sand ornaments present an extremely beautiful light gray color, exuding a hazy and beautiful soft light.Galactic jewelry connoisseurs call this color Star Gray and praise it as the most beautiful color in the world.In this case, a small piece of polished sand becomes a more fashionable luxury than most gemstones.On many planets, a piece of pure sand the size of a fingernail is worth a well-equipped light ship.

Of course Xiaozhen knew the value of Yisha, but the graphic message pulled out by investor A really surprised him.

A map floating in front of his eyes marked an area of ​​the western continent of the planet CVS37 in bright orange, and the marked area was like a vast Amazon River flowing and spreading on this continent.Remarkably, in the middle of the continent, it forked into two wider branches.According to the data marked above, not only its width, but also its depth is enough to attract attention.The image floating on the left clearly shows the cross section.It is like a towering giant tree expanding downwards, with a thick trunk and tangled roots.

It has to be said that the vertical and horizontal magnitude of this marked area is staggering.

"This is?"

"This is just a placer mine detected by the survey team of the geological venture capital company."

"Is this the Shining Sand Vein?"

"Yes, it's a real shining sand vein." Investor A said.

At that moment, Xiaozhen admitted that his brain was immediately estimating how much the amazing placer in front of him was worth. After three rounds in his head, he still couldn't come up with an approximate figure. Investor A in the window spoke again.

"According to the current exploration data, the thickness and contained concentration of this shining placer have exceeded the conventional values ​​of ordinary shining placer."

"so?"

"This is a veritable rich mine, an extremely rare super mine." Investor A said, "The last time I saw a similar mine was the planet Ibilon, but unfortunately that planet was destroyed by the worm swarm."

"..."

"Moreover, this is just a gleaming placer that the survey team has surveyed in the western continent. According to the laws of geological movement and composition, it is impossible for this planet to have such a gleaming placer vein. The other continents of this planet have not yet been surveyed. Virgin ground. There is every reason to believe that other continents have produced even more unusual mines."

"..." Xiaozhen admitted that his breathing just now became a little short.

"This planet is really a big deal." Investor A said in an unusually high-spirited and happy tone, "It can be said that investing in the Jota CVS37 planet is a really profitable business."

In a few seconds, Xiaozhen couldn't help but start to fantasize about the amazing wealth he earned after mining this vein. He could buy a few more planets, and he could pay back Zejin's shipbuilding fee with ten times the original price. You can form a private fleet, change a different flagship every day to fight for entertainment, and even throw a ship into a supernova every day to watch fireworks.

But soon, he woke up from the dream.

Xiaozhen took a breath, and he replied: "The message you showed me is really amazing. But, there is one thing I want to make clear to you."

"what?"

"My planet hasn't been surveyed at all." Xiaozhen said, "The data you showed is very beautiful, but unfortunately, it's all fake."

"No, it's impossible." The investor quickly retorted, "This is a report from the exploration team of a geological venture capital company."

"The owner of this planet has not invited any interstellar exploration team."

"This is impossible."

"This is a fact."

But Xiaozhen's reply did not shock the other party. "Sure enough, it's exactly what they said! This is indeed a secret survey operation!"

"what?"

Another new window pops up, showing a document.

Xiaozhen opened the document, quickly scanned it, and found that it was a policy document about allowing secret exploration of mineral resources in order to protect market price fluctuations. The official document had the emblem of the Itami government on the letterhead and at the bottom.

"Because this discovery is so amazing, the exploration team conducted secret exploration in strict accordance with relevant laws and regulations." The investor said with a clear attitude, "I understand, you are just complying with the regulations."

"No, no, no, the owner of this planet really hasn't conducted any exploration."

"I understand, keep it secret." The investor snickered, "I have fully understood."

"? What do you understand?"

"Your attitude made me understand everything. The more you deny it, the more I understand the value of this mineral."

What do you understand! ! !

Before Xiaozhen could finish persuading him earnestly, the investor cut off contact.

After that, the faces of investors were almost the same.

As usual, the new investor B threw over the prospecting report of the "Geological Venture Capital Company", and Xiaozhen replied to him without even looking at it: "It's all fake. What you said is true." Which company issued it? There are so many outsourced survey teams under this company, and any independent survey team can forge such a report if they pay enough money."

"I see!!!"

"You know what a fart! This is all fake!"

"I see."

"Do you think such a large vein can be taken away by microorganisms?"

"I know, this is a smoke bomb released by the Yikuang Mining Group."

"What?"

"Such a large amount of Shining Mine is extremely rare. According to this report, once this vein is fully exploited, the annual shipments will be equal to the output of fifteen ephemeris cycles. This will have a negative impact on the price of Shining Mine. Very big impact." Investor B said, "Although it is not worth mentioning for the profit of the planet owner, it will destabilize the entire galaxy's price system. So this kind of stability maintenance is very useful. necessary."

"..." Your words are so reasonable that I almost believe them.

"In order to maintain the existing normal price, the information about this vein can only be regarded as non-existent." Investor B said, "Now is the time to test the vision and ambition of investors."

"It's fake, it's all fake, this is a complete fraud." Xiao Zhen wanted to stick to the other party's ear and roar with all his might.

"Your words have strengthened my confidence, thank you." Investor B left the dialogue window.

"What I said was all false!"

After hearing almost the same words from dozens of investors, Xiao Zhen simply wrote an automatic pop-up notice.

[Jota CVS37 planet has not been geologically surveyed, and the so-called super-bright ore system spread false rumors on the Internet.Investors are expected to invest rationally and prudently, and refrain from believing in any financial investment scams in the name of the star shining mine. 】

It's a pity that his pop-up window has little effect. The investors who came here turned a blind eye to his pop-up warning and kept talking to themselves one after another.Xiaozhen had no choice but to be patient and passed on denials and warnings to them.

"If there are so many Yi mines on this planet, why am I still sitting here?" Xiao Zhen said to another investor H, "Since they are all my property, why should I share the profits with you?"

"Because you are just a small customer service."

"No, I am the owner of this planet."

"Hehe, I understand, this is also a kind of fake news." Investor H said, "Don't worry, I will keep it secret."

"..."

Xiaozhen realizes one thing, when someone wants to be a tenacious leek, no resistance can hinder his determination to be cut.

He recorded the mailing addresses of all these visitors and forwarded them to Ma Jingshi, so that the clerks of the Eye of Supervision could follow up and warn them.However, judging from the confident speeches of these investors, I am afraid that only when the eyes of supervision put a knife on their necks will they slow down their jumping into the pit a little bit.

Two days later, Xiaozhen felt bored with the job of customer service.

Occasionally, it’s okay to spend a little time to deal with it, but it’s a kind of mental torture to face investors who don’t understand people’s words and go on and on every day.

Xiaozhen thought for a while, and he asked Mr. Mao for Yan An, the electronic program Yan An was used to deal with An Yuan and the company's affairs when Yan An was kidnapped by the Eye of Surveillance not long ago.

"Xiaozhen, have you finished your homework?" Yan An's voice came from the window as soon as the program was started.

"Don't talk to me in Yan An's tone. You are not my father." Xiao Zhen said with a straight face.

"Xiao Zhen, I designed it according to Yan An's model." The electronic program Yan An replied, "I will only use this personality model to talk to you. Xiao Zhen, you should play less on the computer."

"I'm your master now, just do what you're supposed to do." Xiaozhen checked the various codes of the electronic program Yan'an, modified a small part of the program, and then added Jota CVS37 planet about Yi mine fraud. Relevant information.

After some testing, Xiao Zhen launched the electronic program Yan An as the new customer service of Jota CVS37 planet.

Two days later, Yan An, an electronic program, was "tired" of the endless and ineffective mentally handicapped conversations among investors.

So, the electronic program Yan An did one thing.