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In order to save the world and the No. [-] Middle School, you must wear women's clothes and go on stage.

After such nonsense words were said seriously by Mr. Cat, Xiaozhen instantly had the desire to jump up and beat him up.

Facing this outrageous conclusion, he said angrily, "You are just talking nonsense!"

"No, it is the superposition and collapse of the wave function that determines that you must wear women's clothing."

"It's all nonsense reasons!"

"In short, you have to attract everyone's attention. Now the attribute of this space is between 0 and 1. And once the audience finds something strange around them, we all have to slide into this world line." Cat Mr. looked at the sky, "Obviously, the people present in the supervisory eye can't protect the people here. Once the cognition of the existence of No. [-] Middle School in this ruined world is confirmed by everyone, crossing the world line will become an established reality, and we will really I can't go anymore."

"..."

"Yan Zhen!!" Liu Xingquan ran over, "It's not good!!"

"What?" Could it be that he noticed the strange phenomenon of the world around him?Xiaozhen secretly thought something was wrong.

Liu Xingquan shouted: "It's not good! Teacher Xiao Yuan has turned into a bunch of crabs!"

Xiaozhen glanced at him, then turned to Mr. Cat and said, "Is there no other way?"

"Your parents and sister are still here." Mr. Cat said, "You don't want to drag them into the danger of destroying this world line."

"..."

Speaking of this, it seems that this is the only way to go.

Liu Xingquan, who just came here and still doesn't understand the situation, was shocked when he heard the words: "What? Is the world going to be destroyed?"

"Yes, in order to save the world, please perform well with Xiao Zhen. If the performance is successful, everyone will be saved." Mr. Mao winked at Liu Xingquan.

"Ah?" Liu Xingquan's expression became a little dazed. To him, Mr. Mao's words at this moment were probably comparable to incomprehensible mathematical conjectures.After a short period of blank consciousness, he subconsciously said: "That is to say, if our performance is successful, Teacher Xiao Yuan can transform back from a crab, right?"

Whether the answer changes back or stays the same seems to be a bit of a problem, but it doesn't seem like a good time to explain it now.

Herac's entourage, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said: "Our Highness Raymond expresses his willingness to help you resolve this crisis, and he will extend its holy ordination to three hours. The hearts of all the audience present will undergo holy torture baptism."

"#?%@#*...#￥." Duke Jill said viciously.Liu Xingquan found that the Yinhetong chip in his brain could not translate the meaning of this sentence, but it quickly listed the approximate meaning: the residue of shit sticking to body hair.

Fortunately, the Heraks apparently failed to understand Duke Gil's words enough to trigger a diplomatic crisis.

Duke Jill said to Xiaozhen: "You can go and prepare." Then he turned his head and stared at the stage with eyes full of anger, "As for the one on the stage, it can be over now."

"However, this prince doesn't have much self-awareness." Mr. Cat said, "If the Heraks are to turn against us, it will be a bit troublesome."

"I want to be in your show," said Duke Gil.

"Oh?"

"You should know that I am the real head of the Thousand Nights Troupe and the owner of the Crystal Bone Theater. In the long years before inheriting the crown of Loya, I have led the troupe to tour around the galaxy. I am well versed in the aspects of drama The way of art." Duke Gil smiled slightly, "This kind of crude stage performance is just a piece of cake for me."

After finishing his speech, he strode towards the stage.

Captain Madara looked at his back and said, "What does he want to do?"

"Maybe I want that frog prince to see the real stage art." Mr. Cat said.

……

……

Brother Xiao Sheng was completely intoxicated by his own singing.He felt that this was his best performance ever.When he sang to the point of excitement, he could hardly hold back his tears.At this time, he saw an audience suddenly strode onto the stage.The audience seems to be the leader sitting in the VIP seat in front.

Um?Could it be because he sang so well that he came on stage and wanted to shake hands with himself?

Before Xiao Sheng could turn his head around the corner, someone came forward and punched him in the face.

Brother Xiao Sheng fell directly to the ground.

The horrible noise like a nuclear explosion stopped.

After two seconds of silence, the audience applauded collectively, and the applause was thunderous.

Captain Madara said: "Oh, this duke actually did what everyone present wanted to do."

Amidst the loud applause, this delightful act shocked Herac's followers beyond any means. He said angrily: "You interrupted the prince's sacred chant, which is trampling on our sincere goodwill..."

"Don't get excited," Mr. Cat said, "Duke Shirin obviously has his own ideas."

On the stage, the frog jumped to the side of Xiao Sheng who was unconscious.

It puffed up its cheeks, expressing its dissatisfaction to Duke Gil with high-frequency sound waves.

Duke started catching frogs on stage.

A figure suddenly rushed onto the stage.He was petite, with shaggy brown hair, and was pretty and lovely.He is an alien fighting race called Zeng Liangcai, a local bodyguard hired by Prince Herac.

Zeng Liangcai jumped in front of the frog and blocked Duke Jill with his body.

In an instant, Zeng Liangcai and Duke Jill fought.

The spectators off the field stared dumbfounded at the sudden live-action fight in front of them.This scene looks like a special effects shot in the Once Upon a Time series or a sci-fi blockbuster.Duke Jill punched Zeng Liangcai, Zeng Liangcai raised his arm to block, but was directly punched into the air by the powerful impact.The audience stared at this cute and girly Zeng Liangcai rolling in the air at least six or seven meters, and then adjusted his posture at an incredible angle in mid-air. He easily stepped on the background board of the stage, and then turned He turned around and landed firmly on the ground.

Zeng Liangcai's actions obviously violated Newton's laws of physics, more precisely, they are cool stunts that can only be performed by the flying hero Diaowia in martial arts dramas.After a brief shock, the audience on the field once again burst into warm applause and cheers.

Secretary Xie asked Principal Wu in a low voice: "Do we have this program?"

Principal Wu said with a calm face, "It's a guest repertoire."

"I see." From Secretary Xie's knowledge, Duke Gil was a well-known scholar invited from overseas. He never expected that he could show his hand on such an occasion. Although it was a bit weird, since it was the arrangement of President Wu, Secretary Xie decided Keep calm and keep watching.Because the fight in front of him was too amazing, he couldn't help but start looking for the invisible Wia in the air.

On the stage, the martial arts fight between Duke Jill and Zeng Liangcai was still going on. In the dazzling movements, Duke Jill was having an unfriendly diplomatic communication with the frog—Prince Raymond through communication tools.

Prince Raymond said angrily: "You interrupted my chant, which was originally a blessing dedicated to the local Homo sapiens, and you have defiled Herac's supreme etiquette!"

"This is my territory." Duke Gil dodged Zeng Liangcai's flying foot attack, "I hope you can pay attention, this site has been dragged into another space, and a group of Sinlat biological killers are around."

"I noticed. So my chanting shouldn't be stopped, I can unify the cognition of the Homo sapiens present, and I can save them!"

"Shut up." Duke Jill struck at Zeng Liangcai like lightning, "The fragile body of the local Homo sapiens can't bear your long-term high-frequency sound wave vibration. If your chant lasts for another half an hour, everyone here The brains of Homo sapiens will produce irreversible physical damage, is this the result you want? Now there is only one way to return to the original world line without incident."

"..." Prince Lei Meng was silent for a few seconds, and it asked, "What can you do?"

"That is, as the supervisor's eye said, improvising a good show for the following group of wise people."

"A good show?"

"Attract their attention and make them think that the school celebration is going on as usual. The Eye of Supervision will take the opportunity to pull the space back." Duke Gil jumped out of the battle circle, "I have fought your warriors according to Herac's negotiation etiquette, which gives With all your respect, it's time for you to reply."

"I see what you mean." The frog replied through the communicator, "Yes, but I have a request for this show."

"what?"

"I'm the main character."

"can."

Amid the murmurs and turmoil of the people, Duke Gil turned to face the audience smartly, but a short movement caught the attention of everyone present, and he said loudly: "Keep everyone waiting, the heat is over, and the show is about to begin. There is conspiracy, there is death, there is court struggle, there is also love and justice. Please pay attention and listen attentively—this is a fascinating and immortal poem.”

His voice was extremely melodious, loud and charming. At this moment, the cold and majestic Lord of Loya disappeared, replaced by an artist whose every move was extremely charming.The audience cheered and applauded loudly.

Secretary Xie said: "So that's how it is. This is indeed your arrangement, the principal."

Principal Wu glanced at the program in silence, the next program - "Snow White".Well, that doesn't sound like a problem, he thought.

On the other side of the stage.

Captain Madara said: "I think of it, many Xilin nobles are artists who claim to be elegant and indulging in theatrical performances, and there are countless theater companies invested by Xilin people. To be honest, they do look very good-looking, but I There is a problem."

Mr. Cat said, "What?"

"Does he know what our Xiaozhen will play in a while?"

"Whether he knows it or not, as long as it can attract the audience's attention." Mr. Cat said with a little joy in his tone, "This Thousand Nights Troupe of Duke Gil is the most famous and legendary troupe in the galaxy."

"Ah." Captain Madara was taken aback, "Could it be that he can..."

"This is the Lord of Loya, the owner of the Crystal Bone Theater. There is nothing he can't do in theater."

Duke Gil on the stage bowed slightly, and then raised his hand upwards.

The curtain was drawn.

A performance beyond imagination started immediately.

The audience was blinded by the sudden penetration of silver light, and then they found that the background wall of the stage seemed to have turned into a starry sky.Crystal columns suddenly erected around them in the blink of an eye, as if they were in a classical amphitheatre.

On the other side of the stage, at some point, a band appeared.They were all uniformly dressed in blue long dresses, and the starlight jumped on their fingertips, bursting out dazzling brilliance.Some of the instruments in their hands are metal long pipes similar to flutes, some are similar to orchestras but with complicated keyboards, and some are stringed instruments like violins. No matter how different they are, when the instruments are played, the moving melody is like a soft The stream is flowing, and it is like a noisy bird singing.They will play this mathematical tune with their fingers and breath.

Behold, they are members of the Galactic Legend Troupe, alien musicians from the vast sea of ​​stars.

The notes echoed in the air, and the complex and delicate melody depicted rose-like colors.People listened intently to the wonderful music from the other side of the galaxy.

This is a dream show that exists in front of people's eyes, but it also attracted the attention of the Sinlat biological killers.The four middle schools here are just virtual images that flicker and fade to them, but the uncertain light still attracts hunters.A biological killer spread its wings and flew into the sky above Sizhong, and it spewed acid downward.

If the crowd observes this creature, the probability of space slipping into this world line will become 1, and this acid will turn into a definite reality, corroding and dissolving the people in front of the stage in screams.

As the deadly corrosive acid was poured, a bandit sprang into action.

The corrosive liquid was splashed in the sky, and Yin Ran activated her original means of escape - the optical holographic filter.The corrosive liquid all over the sky instantly turned into a sky full of light, like brilliant meteors flickering in the heavy rain.

"Look, what a beautiful firework." Some students shouted happily.

Yes, this is just a part of the school celebration performance.

They must be convinced that they are still in place and there is no change around them.Yin Ran thought, this is the trouble she caused, and she can only try her best to remedy it.

Amidst the bright stars and dreamy music, Duke Gil said in a clear and charming voice: "Now, it's finally time to start the show. Everything has a lifespan, and only the story lasts forever in time. Come Come, come and witness the legend in this distant time with me. Long, long ago, there was a princess..."

With Duke Jill's narration, a figure walked onto the stage. "She" had curly long hair as dark as ebony, and "her" skin was as white as snow. "She" was wearing an extremely delicate princess dress, with a slightly swaying The hem of the skirt is like a blooming flower bud.The flickering light of the sky shone on "her" face, as if covered with a layer of tulle.

"She", Xiaozhen pulled down her skirt helplessly, showing a sense of restraint when she was forced to go on stage.The audience suddenly burst into applause.

So, in this dangerous environment surrounded by fierce beasts, under this dreamlike starlight, the scene officially opened.