parasitic son

The spring is bright and colorful flags are waving.

"Study the sea and go boating to help the prosperous age, the apricot altar floats ink and books (Note 1). Today, our school ushered in the 60th anniversary of its birthday. Here, we would like to express our gratitude to the teachers and students of the school, alumni at home and abroad, people from all walks of life and people from all walks of life. I would like to express my heartfelt thanks and respect to all the leaders who support and care about our school. Looking back on the ups and downs of the past [-] years..."

Under the speech of President Wu (who had already put on the wig), the celebration of the [-]th anniversary of the school began.

The performance venue was located in the open-air playground of No. [-] Middle School, where thousands of alumni and students from all over the world gathered together.The host emotionally invited the first program group - the school song chorus performed by the No. [-] Middle School Choir.

"Green grass, the sound of books, No. [-] Middle School, the fragrance of peaches and plums..."

In Yin Ran's view, although the rhythmic sense of this song is quite aesthetic in numerology, it still lacks in sophistication.Yin Ran, like most intelligent races in the galaxy, believes that singing is the expression of mathematical art.But now she has no time to do foreign music evaluation, she has more important work to complete.Let's say, unknowingly stealing an item from some awesome interstellar aristocrat.

She quietly hid among the crowd watching the celebration, and soon found her target—the noble interstellar nobleman in the galaxy, Duke Gil of Loya's Lair.

Everyone knows that the average height of the Xilin is 7-10cm, and the tallest among them will not be larger than the palm of an ordinary Homo sapiens.That means they're tiny, so small that you can just lift your foot and crush them into slime.If you can think this way, and think that the Xilin people are the little pitiful ones that you can kill with your feet, then you are completely wrong.The Xilin is one of the oldest known races in the galaxy. When most intelligent life in the galaxy had just learned to use stone tools to take the first step of evolution, the Xilin had already traveled in the sea of ​​stars.They have reached unimaginable heights of technology in the distant past.

After the doomsday catastrophe of the ancient Xilin people, the surviving Xilin race was scattered all over the vast galaxy.This catastrophe destroyed the glorious and huge empire of the Shirin people, but today the Shirin nobles still have a pivotal and lofty position in the Galactic Federation.Some people say that the Xilin people still possess unimaginable and terrifying technological power. Although they are rare in number today, their noble and unshakable status is proof.In short, if the Xilin people want to kill someone, it's a matter of blinking every minute.Don't mess with Xilin people, it is the basic common sense of citizens of the galaxy.

Now Yin Ran is challenging this fixed common sense.If her theft were discovered by this Duke of Gil, she suspected that she would be stuffed into a space capsule and shot into the nearest black hole within half an hour. Well, this should just be one of the most merciful actions of the Shirin people.

But for the sake of her meager pension, she had to go back to her old job.For someone like Yin Ran who loves Jin Ruming, taking away her years of savings overnight is tantamount to killing her.To some extent, challenging the impossible task inspired Yin Ran's restless thief heart.She admitted that from the beginning of the execution of the plan, the uncontrollable excitement was stirring deep in her body, which was the source of her countless dances on the tip of the knife intentionally or unintentionally in the past.

The Grand Duke of Jill, he is sitting in the VIP seat in the front row.At this moment, his appearance looks like an ordinary Homo sapiens.The mainstream intelligent life forms in the Milky Way are very similar in size, which is one of the foundations for communication and understanding among civilizations.Of course, it can also be seen that the mainstream civilization of the Galactic Federation is more inclined to accept intelligent races that are similar in size to them.The little Shirins are arguably the exception to the mainstream.The Xilin people have long been aware of the communication barriers caused by the large difference in body size.After all, it is difficult for you to really respect a creature that is 7cm tall and not as big as a mouse, even if this creature is knowledgeable and advanced.Therefore, Xilin people often ride/drive the bionic shell when they leave their territory to contact with outside civilizations.

Duke Jill's bionic Homo sapiens shell now has the appearance of an adult male in his 30s.He is tall and tall, with extremely tough facial lines, just like the hard-core male protagonist in popular European and American film and television dramas on this planet.His appearance is undoubtedly very conspicuous and handsome, but sitting in a group of yellow people is surreally out of place.His current status is an invited scholar in education from overseas.

As expected of a Xilin nobleman, Yin Ran thought to himself, even in this closed and independent civilized area, this adult should give himself a prominent and shining identity.But that would mean trouble.He was sitting in the VIP seat in the front row, and his appearance was too eye-catching. Many audience members were secretly looking at him. It can be said that he was the focus of everyone except the stage.Of course, this made Yin Ran's theft plan twenty times more difficult.

How to steal without the audience and Duke Gil himself ignoring, this is the challenge Yin Ran is currently facing.

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Brother Xiao Sheng is very nervous now.

He will perform on stage in a while, and even though he has practiced it no less than a hundred times in private, his hands are still trembling uncontrollably at this moment.

Don't be afraid, he said to himself, just show your usual airs.He has already sung this song by heart, as long as it is played normally, it should be fine.But when he thought of the teachers and classmates sitting under the stage, as well as his parents and his sister, his legs began to feel weak again.

He stretched out his hand and gently plucked the strings a few times, trying his best to soothe his mood.

"Please enjoy the song "Broad Sea and Sky", the singer is Cheng Shenghan from Class 3 ([-]) of Senior High—"

Brother Xiaosheng quickly picked up the guitar and walked to the stage.

A frog suddenly jumped over from the side of the stage and landed on his back without a sound.

Brother Xiaosheng walked onto the stage without noticing.

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Xiao Zhenzhen was about to run away, and he protested fiercely against the malicious intentions of the gang headed by Liu Xingquan.

After being told by classmates that "you volunteered to play the princess" and "you can't stop playing the princess", Xiaozhen cursed the slime mold Yanzhen fifty times in her heart.Then Liu Xingquan said again, "This is about the honor of our class. If you run away now, my class's performance will be ruined. Do you have the heart to do such a thing? You will be on stage soon. Come on and sacrifice yourself." Moral kidnapping.

Xiaozhen glared at Liu Xingquan, who was righteous and eloquent, and turned to leave.

"Where are you going? Our performance won't be long..." Liu Xingquan asked anxiously.

Find the slime mold Yanzhen to replace me, Xiaozhen thought to himself, let him handle the problems caused by the slime mold.But as soon as he stepped out of the stage, he met Mr. Cat.

The slime mold Yanzhen has always been arranged by Mr. Cat. Before Xiaozhen asked where the slime mold Yanzhen is now, he heard Mr. Cat's surprised "Oh".

Xiao Zhen couldn't help staring at Mr. Cat for a while.You must know that Mr. Cat always has a calm and steady posture in front of him.Although the face of a creature like a cat has no expression, it is quite difficult for Mr. Cat to show surprise.Now, Mr. Mao actually uttered a surprised "Oops", and Xiaozhen couldn't help but feel his scalp tingling.

It is obviously a trouble to make this uncle cat speak out unexpectedly, and it is likely to be a big trouble related to the safety of the earth.

"what happened?"

Mr. Cat stared at the stage seriously,

"What's the matter?" Xiaozhen followed Mr. Cat's gaze, and then he couldn't help but yelled, "Why is it on here??"

The current cultural performance has performed several programs, and it is their acquaintance who is on the stage now, brother Xiao Sheng, a man of the school who dominates the campus.He is holding a guitar and standing on stage adjusting the position of the microphone.This scene looks perfectly normal, but the problem is, there is a frog lying on top of his head.Brother Xiao Sheng didn't seem to know that there was a frog on his head.

It was an alien frog from Sky Sun.

In the last semester, Xiaozhen was very impressed with it.After her classmate Chen Yuxin accidentally flattened it, the whereabouts of the frog prince caused a lot of trouble at that time.

"That is...that Prince Herac!!" Xiao Zhen asked, "Hasn't this kid already gone back??"

"Yes. After a period of recuperation and recovery, he is back again." Mr. Cat said, "Just arrived."

"Why is he on stage!!"

"Our prince just listened to the chorus of you Lola humans, so he will also go on stage to show the etiquette of the Herac people." The entourage of Prince Heraclemon who came with Ma Jingshi explained.Even under the guise of optical filters, the Herak looked human.

"What etiquette?" Xiaozhen asked.

"Singing is a very sacred thing in Tianqingxing." Herac's entourage said, "We believe that the singing of Homo sapiens here just now is to praise this land and the life on it. Our Highness Raymond, You will be blessed according to the religious rites of Herac. This is our friendly Toutaz—"

The word Toutaz has not been translated, and it should be a proprietary vocabulary in the Herac civilization.

Xiaozhen asked again: "Wait, why is it a frog!! Why is it on Brother Xiaosheng's head!!"

"Frogs are the purest form of our Heraks."

"So why is it on Brother Xiaosheng's head!!"

"We know that Lola is an independent civilized area. His Royal Highness Lei Meng thinks that it is the best way to consecrate in this way while avoiding disturbing the local people as much as possible."

"..." Xiaozhen looked at the stage, and the audience under the stage, as well as Brother Xiaosheng, didn't respond to the frog's appearance.

Mr. Cat said: "Prince Raymond should have used optical interference. The audience will only think that Xiao Sheng is wearing a strange hat."

"Okay." Xiao Zhen looked at Brother Xiao Sheng who was getting ready on the stage, "What do you mean by the blessing you just said?"

"It's the sacred chant of the Heracans." The words of the prince's entourage were full of pride.

"Wait, it won't be..." Xiaozhen suddenly realized something.

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Brother Xiaosheng looked at the crowded audience, and he suddenly felt a dizzying fainting feeling.His brain froze, his hands were rigid on the guitar.

He heard his heart pounding, and all consciousness seemed to stop.

The audience in the audience looked at him.

Then he saw his class teacher, and his class teacher gave him a thumbs up.Her face is full of encouragement and trust.He saw his parents and sister, their eyes full of anticipation.

Nothing to be afraid of.

He took a breath and plucked the strings with his fingers.

Let you see, my brother Xiao Sheng is just as good at playing and singing.

At the same time, the frog on his head puffed up its cheeks.

Xiaozhen, Mr. Cat, Ma Jingshi, Herac's followers and all the audience were all watching the stage attentively.

then.

An unimaginable sound wave exploded across the stage.

Principal Wu almost rolled off his chair.

All the people present opened their mouths in pain.

It's hardly a sound, it's the hideous noise of a dying beast grinding its claws against a smooth pane of glass.

Howling with ghosts and wolves is not enough to describe the strange screams that tormented the auditory nerves.

"Ahhhhhhhh~~~Tear and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Op ah~~"

The leaders in the VIP seats stared at the stage dumbfounded.

The camera in the reporter's hand fell to the ground.

There was another ghost cry, and the glass on the VIP seat exploded with a bang.

Xiao Zhen felt that as long as this sound lasted for another minute, probably all the audience on the field would jump up and throw stones at Xiao Sheng.