parasitic son
Chapter 293 My brother is really stupid
From that day on, Lu Lixuan kept an eye on it.
This cute little girl comes to buy milk tea every morning and afternoon.
Her favorites are pudding milk tea and sea salt milk cap bubble tea.These two are fixed every day.Five cents sugar, with a little ice.On the second day, he could immediately make the milk tea the girl needed without asking any more questions.For this reason, the girl gave him a smiling face.Lu Lixuan felt as if he was struck by lightning, and he felt a tremor that was close to fainting.
Ah, this is the love of Homo sapiens.
After confirming this, Lu Lixuan would secretly add some pudding to her every time.In preparing the milk tea that he made for her, he worked hard and carefully.On the third day, he decided to take the initiative to attack according to the human strategy guides he read these days and the instructions of the shop assistants around him.
"This guest, can you add a WeChat account?" Lu Lixuan said.
The other party looked up at him.
"Added WeChat, you can click directly in WeChat, which is more convenient." Lu Lixuan quickly explained.
The other party opened the phone and asked him to add a WeChat.
Her WeChat name is: Liang Cai You Dao.
Lu Lixuan felt that her WeChat name was full of meaning and poetry.Just like her appearance, it is the ultimate perfect form of the evolution of creatures like Homo sapiens.Whether it's her avatar (a heavy artillery turret), or her circle of friends (all selling goods), they all exude a strange and cute atmosphere.
For the whole day after that, he would glance at his phone when he had nothing to do, hoping that she would send a message.
Later that evening, he finally received a message.
His fingers trembled and he opened the text message.
Girl Liangcai sent a link to Pinxixi, and the following is a short sentence: Help me chop it.
**********************
Yan Zhu began to feel that something was wrong with her brother again.
Her classmate Cheng Jiaying said: "In your mouth, is there still a small number of times that your brother is wrong?"
"Although it is quite a lot. But this time something is really wrong." Yan Zhu said.
"Specifically, what's wrong with him?"
Yan Zhu thought for a while, and said seriously: "I think he has become a little dull again."
"Foolishly?"
"It's been several days." Yan Zhu organized her words, "It's the kind of indescribable stupefaction. There were many days before that seemed so weird."
"You mean the time when you made small biscuits?" Cheng Jiaying praised sincerely, "The biscuits your brother made were really delicious that time."
"It's not the same as that time." Yan Zhu said. "Speaking of which, my cats and chickens are gone this time." She suddenly had an idea, "Ah, ah, after the cats and chickens disappeared, my brother became dumbfounded!!"
Cheng Jiaying clapped her hands and said, "I understand, it's because of the loss of the pet. Your brother must have been hit hard."
"Maomao and Ershi have been gone for a week." Yan Zhu sighed, and said that this scheming cat was only rubbed by her for two days when she first entered the door, and she never touched this cat again. .As soon as she tried to get close, the cat flew five meters away, and even its mother couldn't get close.The cat couldn't touch it, so she turned her target on the chicken, but the chicken ran as fast as it could.Even, this chicken can fly!Yan Zhu once witnessed the Second King directly spread his wings and jump out of the window to soar towards the blue sky.She was surprised to describe the scene of the second flying away to her parents, but she only got the reply that you must have scared it, don't scare it next time.In the end, the chances of Yan Zhu being able to touch the two pets at home are very few.And the most irritating thing is that these two pets ignore their parents and avoid her, but they just don't avoid their brother, and even run back and forth with him.
Well, probably because they were both brought home by the older brother.They only have their elder brother in their eyes.
It has been almost a year since they entered the house for the first time. Although she couldn't touch them, Yan Zhu had already regarded them as part of the family.Now the cat and the chicken are all gone, not to mention her brother, even she is very anxious.In the past, there were times when cats went out for a day or two without coming home, but they had never disappeared for a week like now.Yan Zhu had heard the scary urban legends about cat dealers.What if the cat is brutally murdered by a cat dealer?And that chicken is even more dangerous.I heard that the last time Captain Madara disappeared, he was taken away and put into the pot. Could it be the second's turn this time?Will the family welcome a new third generation in the future?Thinking of this possibility, the emotional Yan Zhu couldn't help crying.
It's no wonder her brother became a little dumbfounded.
"I want to bring back Mao Mao and the Second Emperor!!" Yan Zhu said loudly.In order for her brother to return to normal, to avoid the birth of the third generation, and for Mao Mao to be safe and sound, she secretly made up her mind.
"Come on! I will definitely find it back!"
***************************
Liu Xingquan was upset right now.
School celebrations are coming.This means that it is time for the classes to perform again.
Every class must produce a program, which is the duty of the grade teacher.
In fact, in the last semester, Mr. Feng informed about the school celebration, and held a small meeting with several class leaders, to the effect that you mobilized the class masses to prepare some programs.
Due to an accident in the last semester, Liu Xingquan wandered around the alien planet for the whole second half of the semester, so naturally he couldn't manage the preparations for the school celebration.Seeing that the slime mold Liu Xingquan didn't mention the school celebration at all, the other class cadres completely forgot about it.Teacher Feng also has a lot of things to do, so the matter of preparing for the school celebration program was naturally and tacitly thrown aside.
After the start of this semester, the school celebration has become a fact that is looming brightly.
Every class has to produce a program, which is an urgent and hard task.
Liu Xingquan's second class, his classmates almost have no desire to show off.Under Teacher Feng's enthusiastic call, still no one was willing to stand up and dedicate himself to the class.After many votes and inquiries with no results, the situation was extremely urgent and severe. Teacher Feng gritted his teeth and decided that he had to be tough.
"A stage play?" Liu Xingquan asked in surprise.
"Yes. Liu Xingquan, I decided that our class will perform a stage play." Teacher Feng said seriously, "I think our class has always lacked cohesion, and everyone working together to perform a stage play is just a good opportunity for everyone to work together .”
"This..." Liu Xingquan thought to himself, but I think the recruitment of actors was a big problem from the very beginning.
"Liu Xingquan, Wu Menglei." Teacher Feng looked at his two class committee members, "It's best for students to sign up for the role, so that everyone will be enthusiastic to act."
No, Mr. Feng, what are you dreaming about.Liu Xingquan slandered inwardly.
"That's the decision." Teacher Feng made a firm decision.
After leaving the teacher's office, Wu Menglei, who is the deputy monitor of the second class, said softly, "I think Teacher Feng misunderstood our class very much."
"Well, how to get people to sign up is the big trouble." Liu Xingquan sighed.
When Teacher Feng's decision was announced in the class, it was exactly as Liu Xingquan and Wu Menglei expected, like a stone thrown into a deep pool without even turning over a splash. Not a single cheerleader.
Teacher Feng was not afraid, he said with a smile: "Please sign up as soon as possible, otherwise the teacher will directly name you."
After class, Liu Xingquan took the script of "Snow White" and politely lobbied all the students in the class.
He thought that no one would be willing to participate in this old-fashioned fairy tale drama, but he didn't expect the result to be much better than he expected.After the problem student Gao Yuan was the first to express his request to play the role of the dwarf, several other boys also expressed their request to play the role of the dwarf, so the roles of the seven dwarfs were the first to be determined.
After that, the king and the hunter were also requested to play.After most of these roles were divided, Liu Xingquan suddenly found that the heroine Snow White didn't have a girl to sign up for.
Snow White, the prettiest princess in the setting, this kind of role should of course be played by the prettiest female student in the class.There are two girls in the second class who are recognized as the most beautiful, one is Song Jiarui and the other is Wei Jingjing.
Liu Xingquan asked Song Jiarui first, but Song Jiarui shook her head firmly, "I think joining the props group is more suitable for me."
"But I think it suits you well."
"No, no, no, I'm going to faint when I'm on the stage." Song Jiarui shook her head palely, "Just thinking about the scene on stage makes me feel guilty, please change to someone else."
Song Jiarui's health has not been very good, this is something everyone in the class knows.If she is forced to go on stage, if she really faints, it will be really troublesome.Liu Xingquan realized this and quickly gave up.
He turned to walk up to Wei Jingjing, "Wei Jingjing, you want to..."
"No, I won't act." Before he finished speaking, Wei Jingjing flatly rejected him.
"But I think you are very suitable for the role of princess."
"I don't think I'm suitable!" Wei Jingjing said indifferently, "I'm sorry, I feel uncomfortable when I hear the word princess now." After saying the word princess, Wei Jingjing's murderous gaze threw him over.
Not long ago, he and Yan Zhen were involved in the game world composed of Wei Jingjing's dreams. After the incident, they retained most of their memories, including the princess setting Wei Jingjing set for themselves.Now it seems that because of what they witnessed together and Cui Zhizhi's untimely make-up attack, Wei Jingjing is very concerned about this matter.
Now Wei Jingjing's eyes are filled with the vicious threat of "I'll kill you if you dare to speak out".If the line of sight could be turned into a solid body, Liu Xingquan would have been poked into a piece of meat long ago.
This is all Cui Mingzhi's fault.
After he asked the girls in the class again, no one was willing to sign up for the heroine.
Liu Xingquan sighed and returned to his seat.
Yan Zhen next to him raised his head and looked at him with concern.
This is his friend Yan Zhen, but unfortunately, he is a fake.
From seven days ago, Liu Xingquan realized that Yan Zhen in front of him had changed.The real Yan Zhen was nowhere to be seen.After receiving a message from Yan Zhen saying that he was going to leave for a few days, he was not worried about the temporary disappearance of his friend with great powers.The current Yan Zhen temporarily replaced his fake.He is the same dummy slime mold as Liu Xingquan's Platinum Star.
From the appearance, there is no difference between slime mold Yanzhen and Yanzhen.Slightly curly hair, black and bright eyes, and his gestures are perfectly imitated.But after the real contact, Liu Xingquan still felt the difference.Probably because slime molds are such a simple creature, the fakes they pretend are a little silly.
"You're sighing," said slime mold Yanzhen.
"Yes." Liu Xingquan couldn't help feeling sad when he thought that he could only talk to a silly slime creature, "I need a heroine."
"A heroine."
"Yes, she is the soul of this play. In the play Snow White, if the heroine is selected successfully, the show will be successful." Liu Xingquan looked sadly at Wei Jingjing not far away, "But the most suitable She is not willing to act as the candidate."
"You are Yan Zhen's friend." The slime mold Yan Zhen said, "so I will help you."
"Oh, alright."
Yanzhen the slime mold stood up, and he came to Wei Jingjing under the attention of Liu Xingquan.
"Wei Jingjing, can you play Snow White?" He asked politely.
"No, I refuse."
"Ok."
Slime mold Yan Zhen returned to Liu Xingquan's seat.
"Sorry, failed."
Sure enough, I shouldn't have any hope for you!Liu Xingquan wailed inwardly.
"You need someone to play Snow White," Yan Zhen said.
"Yes. It is an indispensable role."
"Then let me play Snow White."
"What, what?"
"You need someone to play Snow White, and I want to help you, so it's okay for me to play the role." Slime Mold Yanzhen said in a very calm tone.
"Yes, but you are a man!"
"I can wear women's clothes, it doesn't matter." Slime Mold Yanzhen smiled with a very sincere expression, "Because I am your friend. Friends naturally help each other."
"..."
"Good! Good!!" Teacher Feng suddenly appeared at the door, and he looked Yan Zhen up and down, "That's great!!"
Liu Xingquan looked at Mr. Feng, "Mr. Feng, is this a bit..."
"No, that's the way it should be." Teacher Feng laughed loudly, "This is the unexpected performance of our second class. It will definitely attract everyone's attention. It's so good!!" He patted the slime mold face hard Zhen Zhen's shoulder, "It's up to you, Yan Zhen!!!"
That night, An Yuan received a call from Teacher Feng. After chatting for nearly 10 minutes, An Yuan hung up the phone with a smile.
Yan Zhu asked curiously, "Mom, why are you so happy?"
"I want to customize a beautiful princess dress!!" An Yuan's eyes sparkled strangely.
"what happened?"
"Wear it for your brother, Xiaozhen is going to play the princess!!"
Yan Zhu glanced at Yan Zhen who was sitting aside with normal expression, and thought to herself: It's over, my brother is really stupid.
This cute little girl comes to buy milk tea every morning and afternoon.
Her favorites are pudding milk tea and sea salt milk cap bubble tea.These two are fixed every day.Five cents sugar, with a little ice.On the second day, he could immediately make the milk tea the girl needed without asking any more questions.For this reason, the girl gave him a smiling face.Lu Lixuan felt as if he was struck by lightning, and he felt a tremor that was close to fainting.
Ah, this is the love of Homo sapiens.
After confirming this, Lu Lixuan would secretly add some pudding to her every time.In preparing the milk tea that he made for her, he worked hard and carefully.On the third day, he decided to take the initiative to attack according to the human strategy guides he read these days and the instructions of the shop assistants around him.
"This guest, can you add a WeChat account?" Lu Lixuan said.
The other party looked up at him.
"Added WeChat, you can click directly in WeChat, which is more convenient." Lu Lixuan quickly explained.
The other party opened the phone and asked him to add a WeChat.
Her WeChat name is: Liang Cai You Dao.
Lu Lixuan felt that her WeChat name was full of meaning and poetry.Just like her appearance, it is the ultimate perfect form of the evolution of creatures like Homo sapiens.Whether it's her avatar (a heavy artillery turret), or her circle of friends (all selling goods), they all exude a strange and cute atmosphere.
For the whole day after that, he would glance at his phone when he had nothing to do, hoping that she would send a message.
Later that evening, he finally received a message.
His fingers trembled and he opened the text message.
Girl Liangcai sent a link to Pinxixi, and the following is a short sentence: Help me chop it.
**********************
Yan Zhu began to feel that something was wrong with her brother again.
Her classmate Cheng Jiaying said: "In your mouth, is there still a small number of times that your brother is wrong?"
"Although it is quite a lot. But this time something is really wrong." Yan Zhu said.
"Specifically, what's wrong with him?"
Yan Zhu thought for a while, and said seriously: "I think he has become a little dull again."
"Foolishly?"
"It's been several days." Yan Zhu organized her words, "It's the kind of indescribable stupefaction. There were many days before that seemed so weird."
"You mean the time when you made small biscuits?" Cheng Jiaying praised sincerely, "The biscuits your brother made were really delicious that time."
"It's not the same as that time." Yan Zhu said. "Speaking of which, my cats and chickens are gone this time." She suddenly had an idea, "Ah, ah, after the cats and chickens disappeared, my brother became dumbfounded!!"
Cheng Jiaying clapped her hands and said, "I understand, it's because of the loss of the pet. Your brother must have been hit hard."
"Maomao and Ershi have been gone for a week." Yan Zhu sighed, and said that this scheming cat was only rubbed by her for two days when she first entered the door, and she never touched this cat again. .As soon as she tried to get close, the cat flew five meters away, and even its mother couldn't get close.The cat couldn't touch it, so she turned her target on the chicken, but the chicken ran as fast as it could.Even, this chicken can fly!Yan Zhu once witnessed the Second King directly spread his wings and jump out of the window to soar towards the blue sky.She was surprised to describe the scene of the second flying away to her parents, but she only got the reply that you must have scared it, don't scare it next time.In the end, the chances of Yan Zhu being able to touch the two pets at home are very few.And the most irritating thing is that these two pets ignore their parents and avoid her, but they just don't avoid their brother, and even run back and forth with him.
Well, probably because they were both brought home by the older brother.They only have their elder brother in their eyes.
It has been almost a year since they entered the house for the first time. Although she couldn't touch them, Yan Zhu had already regarded them as part of the family.Now the cat and the chicken are all gone, not to mention her brother, even she is very anxious.In the past, there were times when cats went out for a day or two without coming home, but they had never disappeared for a week like now.Yan Zhu had heard the scary urban legends about cat dealers.What if the cat is brutally murdered by a cat dealer?And that chicken is even more dangerous.I heard that the last time Captain Madara disappeared, he was taken away and put into the pot. Could it be the second's turn this time?Will the family welcome a new third generation in the future?Thinking of this possibility, the emotional Yan Zhu couldn't help crying.
It's no wonder her brother became a little dumbfounded.
"I want to bring back Mao Mao and the Second Emperor!!" Yan Zhu said loudly.In order for her brother to return to normal, to avoid the birth of the third generation, and for Mao Mao to be safe and sound, she secretly made up her mind.
"Come on! I will definitely find it back!"
***************************
Liu Xingquan was upset right now.
School celebrations are coming.This means that it is time for the classes to perform again.
Every class must produce a program, which is the duty of the grade teacher.
In fact, in the last semester, Mr. Feng informed about the school celebration, and held a small meeting with several class leaders, to the effect that you mobilized the class masses to prepare some programs.
Due to an accident in the last semester, Liu Xingquan wandered around the alien planet for the whole second half of the semester, so naturally he couldn't manage the preparations for the school celebration.Seeing that the slime mold Liu Xingquan didn't mention the school celebration at all, the other class cadres completely forgot about it.Teacher Feng also has a lot of things to do, so the matter of preparing for the school celebration program was naturally and tacitly thrown aside.
After the start of this semester, the school celebration has become a fact that is looming brightly.
Every class has to produce a program, which is an urgent and hard task.
Liu Xingquan's second class, his classmates almost have no desire to show off.Under Teacher Feng's enthusiastic call, still no one was willing to stand up and dedicate himself to the class.After many votes and inquiries with no results, the situation was extremely urgent and severe. Teacher Feng gritted his teeth and decided that he had to be tough.
"A stage play?" Liu Xingquan asked in surprise.
"Yes. Liu Xingquan, I decided that our class will perform a stage play." Teacher Feng said seriously, "I think our class has always lacked cohesion, and everyone working together to perform a stage play is just a good opportunity for everyone to work together .”
"This..." Liu Xingquan thought to himself, but I think the recruitment of actors was a big problem from the very beginning.
"Liu Xingquan, Wu Menglei." Teacher Feng looked at his two class committee members, "It's best for students to sign up for the role, so that everyone will be enthusiastic to act."
No, Mr. Feng, what are you dreaming about.Liu Xingquan slandered inwardly.
"That's the decision." Teacher Feng made a firm decision.
After leaving the teacher's office, Wu Menglei, who is the deputy monitor of the second class, said softly, "I think Teacher Feng misunderstood our class very much."
"Well, how to get people to sign up is the big trouble." Liu Xingquan sighed.
When Teacher Feng's decision was announced in the class, it was exactly as Liu Xingquan and Wu Menglei expected, like a stone thrown into a deep pool without even turning over a splash. Not a single cheerleader.
Teacher Feng was not afraid, he said with a smile: "Please sign up as soon as possible, otherwise the teacher will directly name you."
After class, Liu Xingquan took the script of "Snow White" and politely lobbied all the students in the class.
He thought that no one would be willing to participate in this old-fashioned fairy tale drama, but he didn't expect the result to be much better than he expected.After the problem student Gao Yuan was the first to express his request to play the role of the dwarf, several other boys also expressed their request to play the role of the dwarf, so the roles of the seven dwarfs were the first to be determined.
After that, the king and the hunter were also requested to play.After most of these roles were divided, Liu Xingquan suddenly found that the heroine Snow White didn't have a girl to sign up for.
Snow White, the prettiest princess in the setting, this kind of role should of course be played by the prettiest female student in the class.There are two girls in the second class who are recognized as the most beautiful, one is Song Jiarui and the other is Wei Jingjing.
Liu Xingquan asked Song Jiarui first, but Song Jiarui shook her head firmly, "I think joining the props group is more suitable for me."
"But I think it suits you well."
"No, no, no, I'm going to faint when I'm on the stage." Song Jiarui shook her head palely, "Just thinking about the scene on stage makes me feel guilty, please change to someone else."
Song Jiarui's health has not been very good, this is something everyone in the class knows.If she is forced to go on stage, if she really faints, it will be really troublesome.Liu Xingquan realized this and quickly gave up.
He turned to walk up to Wei Jingjing, "Wei Jingjing, you want to..."
"No, I won't act." Before he finished speaking, Wei Jingjing flatly rejected him.
"But I think you are very suitable for the role of princess."
"I don't think I'm suitable!" Wei Jingjing said indifferently, "I'm sorry, I feel uncomfortable when I hear the word princess now." After saying the word princess, Wei Jingjing's murderous gaze threw him over.
Not long ago, he and Yan Zhen were involved in the game world composed of Wei Jingjing's dreams. After the incident, they retained most of their memories, including the princess setting Wei Jingjing set for themselves.Now it seems that because of what they witnessed together and Cui Zhizhi's untimely make-up attack, Wei Jingjing is very concerned about this matter.
Now Wei Jingjing's eyes are filled with the vicious threat of "I'll kill you if you dare to speak out".If the line of sight could be turned into a solid body, Liu Xingquan would have been poked into a piece of meat long ago.
This is all Cui Mingzhi's fault.
After he asked the girls in the class again, no one was willing to sign up for the heroine.
Liu Xingquan sighed and returned to his seat.
Yan Zhen next to him raised his head and looked at him with concern.
This is his friend Yan Zhen, but unfortunately, he is a fake.
From seven days ago, Liu Xingquan realized that Yan Zhen in front of him had changed.The real Yan Zhen was nowhere to be seen.After receiving a message from Yan Zhen saying that he was going to leave for a few days, he was not worried about the temporary disappearance of his friend with great powers.The current Yan Zhen temporarily replaced his fake.He is the same dummy slime mold as Liu Xingquan's Platinum Star.
From the appearance, there is no difference between slime mold Yanzhen and Yanzhen.Slightly curly hair, black and bright eyes, and his gestures are perfectly imitated.But after the real contact, Liu Xingquan still felt the difference.Probably because slime molds are such a simple creature, the fakes they pretend are a little silly.
"You're sighing," said slime mold Yanzhen.
"Yes." Liu Xingquan couldn't help feeling sad when he thought that he could only talk to a silly slime creature, "I need a heroine."
"A heroine."
"Yes, she is the soul of this play. In the play Snow White, if the heroine is selected successfully, the show will be successful." Liu Xingquan looked sadly at Wei Jingjing not far away, "But the most suitable She is not willing to act as the candidate."
"You are Yan Zhen's friend." The slime mold Yan Zhen said, "so I will help you."
"Oh, alright."
Yanzhen the slime mold stood up, and he came to Wei Jingjing under the attention of Liu Xingquan.
"Wei Jingjing, can you play Snow White?" He asked politely.
"No, I refuse."
"Ok."
Slime mold Yan Zhen returned to Liu Xingquan's seat.
"Sorry, failed."
Sure enough, I shouldn't have any hope for you!Liu Xingquan wailed inwardly.
"You need someone to play Snow White," Yan Zhen said.
"Yes. It is an indispensable role."
"Then let me play Snow White."
"What, what?"
"You need someone to play Snow White, and I want to help you, so it's okay for me to play the role." Slime Mold Yanzhen said in a very calm tone.
"Yes, but you are a man!"
"I can wear women's clothes, it doesn't matter." Slime Mold Yanzhen smiled with a very sincere expression, "Because I am your friend. Friends naturally help each other."
"..."
"Good! Good!!" Teacher Feng suddenly appeared at the door, and he looked Yan Zhen up and down, "That's great!!"
Liu Xingquan looked at Mr. Feng, "Mr. Feng, is this a bit..."
"No, that's the way it should be." Teacher Feng laughed loudly, "This is the unexpected performance of our second class. It will definitely attract everyone's attention. It's so good!!" He patted the slime mold face hard Zhen Zhen's shoulder, "It's up to you, Yan Zhen!!!"
That night, An Yuan received a call from Teacher Feng. After chatting for nearly 10 minutes, An Yuan hung up the phone with a smile.
Yan Zhu asked curiously, "Mom, why are you so happy?"
"I want to customize a beautiful princess dress!!" An Yuan's eyes sparkled strangely.
"what happened?"
"Wear it for your brother, Xiaozhen is going to play the princess!!"
Yan Zhu glanced at Yan Zhen who was sitting aside with normal expression, and thought to herself: It's over, my brother is really stupid.
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