parasitic son

Even if the development history of many civilizations in the galaxy is not completely consistent, auctions, this kind of open bidding transaction in which anyone with money can get the target object, is still a common business method for transferring property among many civilizations in the galaxy.

And the auction house is often a gathering place for successful people and wealthy people with a lot of money.

Teng Xixing's successful people Yan An and Principal Wu are in a room where an auction is going on.A group of local rich men like Principal Yan An and Wu, as well as alien rich men and interstellar aristocrats gathered here.

"Fifteen. Is there anyone else bidding?" The gearman, whose color was a kind of space gray, was standing in front of the podium and shouting. (Pan is a coin measurement unit in Tengxi Auction House)

Principal Wu turned his head and said softly to Yan An, "Brother Yan, I just can't figure it out."

"what?"

"I've been wondering why aliens count in decimal?"

"We have been here for more than a year, do you just think of asking this question now?" Yan An whispered.

"This is the doubt in my heart all the time."

"Maybe it's the commonality of the development of civilization to a certain stage, or it may be the guidance of alien visitors in the early stages of the development of earth civilization."

"I think so too. There are many ancient sites on the earth that are said to be left over from the contact between aliens and humans. For example, there are such rumors about the pyramids in Egypt."

"Since I've seen so many weird aliens, I've become suspicious of everything on Earth."

Principal Wu said with a smile: "It is also possible that what we see is not a decimal unit at all, but those intelligent nanometers in our body automatically translate the information into a unit we can understand when receiving information."

Yan An thought it made sense and nodded. He glanced at Principal Wu.After more than a year of extraterrestrial life, Principal Wu's head is no longer as smooth and smooth as when he came here. Instead, he has shiny hair and eye-catching thick hair.

In fact, not long ago, Principal Wu still had that bald head.There is no concept of hair loss in the local gear civilization. Sometimes there will be mold-like spots on the colloid between the gears.Of course, the gear people will not use wigs at all.

Over the past year, Yan An and Principal Wu have been busy with their careers while collecting information about the earth.Surrounded by gear men, Wu Xiaoxiao doesn't have hair on his head, and he won't attract any unkind looks.But recently, a gear man asked curiously how Principal Wu managed to make his head so smooth, because some small black spots grew from the jelly on the top of his head, which made him very sad.Yan An suspected that it was this question that deeply stimulated Principal Wu.

Then Principal Wu bought a hair growth hormone from the interstellar network and smeared it on the top of his head.After just one day, the dead wood on Principal Wu's head was full of spring, no, strong, shiny black hair sprouted out of nowhere, and quickly covered his head.With the hair, Principal Wu became the image of the refined and gentle middle-aged intellectual he knew again.After that, Principal Wu began to dangle in front of Yan An with a confident attitude of "I, reborn".While Yan An was happy for him, he was aroused with homesickness by his familiar appearance.

On Earth, they still haven't found any news about their hometown.

According to their current intelligence, the central capital of the Galactic Civilization is a planet named Itami.The galactic civilization includes hundreds of billions of galaxies.Among them, Homo sapiens civilization spreads all over the Milky Way, and the earth is just a drop in the ocean among many unknown planets dominated by Homo sapiens.Without coordinates, finding such a planet is tantamount to finding a needle in a haystack.

They did not give up hope.

Yan An firmly believes that one day he will find his hometown and reunite with his family.

But then, as if the heavens wanted to prove that alien planets should not be their place to live for a long time, President Wu's hair suddenly changed after keeping it black for a day.

That day, Yan An heard screams from Principal Wu's bedroom.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Yan An rushed to push the door open, staring blankly at the head of Principal Wu.

Principal Wu's black and beautiful hair that had just grown suddenly turned a dark green turquoise overnight, and what was even more weird was that some of the hair had tiny leaves growing on it.He originally had a square and clean face, but now he has green hair on top of his head, and the scene is very strange for a moment.

After a moment of silence, Yan An said, "You're green."

"To shut up!!"

Principal Wu angrily shaved off his green hair, but then the fine green hair grew back within a few minutes.They are as tenacious and unyielding as weeds, and they grow when shaved.He angrily called the product complaint number, but the customer service told him that this hair growth hormone is environmentally friendly and harmless. This situation is not caused by product quality problems, but caused by the local water and soil environment in Tengxixing.If you want this kind of green hair to stop growing, you only need to stop drinking water for ten days, and all the green hair follicles will be thirsty to death.

Considering that people will die in three days without drinking water, facing President Wu's situation, Yan An used his contacts to investigate this company, and he soon found out that this company is not a serious interstellar online shopping company at all. It is a local leather bag company, which bought key fields of certain keyword searches on the webpage, allowing customers who need to shop to enter its webpage by mistake.And the products it offers are some local counterfeits that are similar to the original products.As for the quality of this company's products, President Wu's tragic head can testify.

Now the active hair follicles on Principal Wu's head are all this suspicious green hair follicles. The doctor said that this green pigment will not cause damage to his body, but it will take at least three years to completely clear it out. A very big blow.

Principal Wu is not the first victim.Many local gear people have long suffered from it.After Yan An's questioning, even some of his Gearman employees were also victims of this scam bag company.

Yan An's status in Teng Xixing is not what it used to be.After he reported the case, the local law enforcement agencies seemed quite helpless.After communicating, he learned that this liar leather bag company was extremely cunning, and no valid evidence could be found even after tracking and destroying their dens many times.It takes advantage of the legal loopholes protecting local products, all products are specious with the original products, and the main criminal even claims that he is just an outsourced web programmer who knows nothing about it.Each arrest provided only a brief few days for Maura Roller in jail for a misdemeanor.

A few days later, Yan An learned that the principal criminal, Mora Hobbing, had opened a new leather bag company.That means it's making a comeback.He thought about it, and found a few employees of the gear man he trusted to arrange it.

And so, from that day on, began the unhappy life of Maura Roller.

It orders fake and inferior products, although they are fake and inferior products, they will never be delivered.The local suppliers of counterfeit and inferior products that it can find seem to have collectively taken the wrong medicine.As long as the order came from Mora Hobbing, these suppliers all agreed to collect the deposit, but when they waited for the delivery, they told it that its goods were swept away by the flood.Its career was thus stuck.

Immediately afterwards, these suppliers surrendered to the police station with the orders they sent, confessed their past crimes, and requested heavy punishment for the principal offender.So Maura Roller was brought into the game.

Just when Mora Rolling Teeth insisted that he had nothing to do with this matter, Yan An met him in the temporary detention center.

"My friend suffered great physical and mental injuries because of you," Yan An said.

"I am innocent."

"No, you've scammed a lot of really innocent people with your crap products."

"I'm innocent, I'm just a web programmer. I know you, a great new local businessman." The gears of Mora hobbing made a strange sound, "You Homo sapiens, you use a small windmill to bluff and deceive .You started your career by cheating like this. You're a liar."

"What I said from the beginning was the possibility of luck." Yan An said, "And my windmill has never hurt anyone."

"Homo sapiens, the essence of deception is the same." Mora Hobbing raised one of its geared arms, "the same is true for commerce. For example, those customers who want to buy goods but are greedy for cheap, in fact, as long as they Such mistakes can be avoided by careful inspection. But who's to blame for their greed and rigidity."

"When I first started out, I noticed that the cogmen here are extremely orderly. You are a little bit different from them."

"Order? No, it's just that they are too lazy to change and don't want to observe. Acting according to their old habits can be easy and safe." Mo La said, rolling her teeth, "I repeat, I am innocent."

"Mr. Hobbing, when my windmills become a symbol of luck in people's minds, when they enter the 'silk' oil bath, this mentality will bring them a little hope for a better future, and commercial profits include Other than that, I haven't actually hurt anyone." Yan An said, "But you are different."

"You mean those people who were cheated by you and made money by you will kneel on the ground to thank you?"

Yan An pushed a piece of paper in front of Mora Rolling Tooth.

"What is this?" Mora Roller glanced, "Huh? I know this. This is a natural gas development investment bond sold by Star Dean."

"I know because you invested all your recent ill-gotten gains into this project."

"what are you saying?"

"Because the financial advisor you consulted recently recommended you invest in this right?"

"How did you know?"

"Just like those search items that you confuse those innocent guests, there is a money point across from your business."

"What do you mean?"

"What I mean is." Yan An smiled and turned on an electronic screen, "There are actually two planets named Dean, one is a resource planet with rich natural gas, and the other is a supernova that is exploding. It’s a pity you bought the latter investment.”

"Ah..." Mora Roller yelled, "This, this is you!!"

"In fact, as long as they check carefully, this kind of mistake can be avoided." Yan An repeated what it said just now, "Do you understand the mood of the victim now?"

"You liar! You cheated of my hard-earned money!!"

"You and your suppliers bought the latter because you weren't careful enough."

"I said what about those bastards..."

"As a good-natured philanthropist, I am willing to provide compensation to those who have suffered losses due to carelessness."

Mo La Roller looked at Yan An, "Okay, hello philanthropist, I did it all, and I am willing to plead guilty."