parasitic son

Commander Peggy's Diary

XX/XYYXX continued (the date of the Itami standard calendar, according to the confidentiality regulations of the supervisory eye, the specific time is hidden)

Zeka's puffy, swollen face looked even stupider after my rant, and no matter what I said, he refused my request to meet with Inspector Mars.

I had to tell him the truth.

"Contraband 241 has been activated." I said to the captain of Zeka, "During my transition, the two carriers of 241 were swept away by the space tide!! Let me see Mars Inspector General immediately, we must immediately Analyze their coordinates!!"

Captain Zeka turned around, "Are you telling the truth?"

"I testify with my life."

"I understand." Captain Zeka said, "I will report it to Lord Inspector immediately."

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"What are you doing?" Principal Wu asked Yan An.

Yan An was sitting on the ground, cutting branches with his Swiss army knife.

"Cutting branches." Yan An replied.

"So, what are you going to do with the branch?"

"Make a windmill."

"Windmill? What windmill?" Principal Wu asked wonderingly.

"Small windmill." Yan An picked up the branch and gestured, then continued his fortification.

Principal Wu couldn't understand Yan An's actions at all at this moment, but he didn't know what to do at this time.

Now he even kind of expects that the aliens who kidnapped them don't know the so-called can appear in front of them again, at least they know where the earth is.

Two days ago, Principal Wu and Yan An were still in a cell of the spaceship. At that time, they had already experienced several waves of being robbed in turn, and the panic at the beginning turned into numbness later.The aliens who kidnapped them at first could not understand their language, but later they were injected with a smart nano-solution, and the originally incomprehensible hissing into the ears automatically became an understandable language.Before Yan An and Principal Wu were shocked to admire this high-tech translation technology, the two of them started the process of being snatched by the two in turn.

Both factions of aliens claim that they are the righteous side, while the opposite side is an evil kidnapper with malicious intentions.Facing Yan An and Principal Wu's full of doubts, both sides couldn't spare more time to explain, they were busy dealing with each other's serial counterfeiting and fraud tactics.So Yan An and Principal Wu were overwhelmed to find that there were more and more aliens who looked exactly the same, and the two of them went back and forth in this alien Mission: Impossible scheming.

After being sent to the cabin of Tian Lai again, an accident happened.

At that time, Principal Wu was sighing, and Yan An was sitting on the bed in a daze, but soon, a sudden change began.

A blinding white light appeared in front of their eyes, and then their vision lost its function.Principal Wu only felt that his vision was plunged into colorful darkness, and his body was sucked into a violent hurricane.He couldn't yell out a sound, and he couldn't exhale a breath. In his trance and suffocation, he could only see countless twinkling stars, which reminded him of the lights of cities on Earth at night.Then all the twilight lights were like scattered fireflies, and he sank into the silent and deep seabed, with unspeakable giant beasts sneaking above his head.When he looked up, the beast's eyes burned like torches.

He lost all consciousness.

When the clear world caught his eyes again, he had already stepped on this alien land.

"..." Principal Wu opened his mouth, staring blankly at the scene in front of him.

"It looks like we were teleported to a planet." Yan An beside him said slowly.

"..."

One second they were still in the cabin of the Tian Lai, and the next second they were teleported to this planet for unknown reasons.After experiencing all kinds of unimaginable things in the past few days, Principal Wu and Yan An were not as panicked and uneasy when facing this sudden transmission.

Yan An speculated that it was because the two alien factions were fighting too fiercely, so Commander Pei Ji simply transferred them to another location and came to pick them up later.

"How long will we be here?"

"I don't know." Yan An looked around, they were in a hilly land.The vegetation all around is a cactus-like creature with spikes.The oncoming breeze is mixed with a dry sandy smell.Some small yellowish-brown grasses are scattered on the land.

Soon they encounter the local alien inhabitants.The bodies of these residents are composed of gears and complex coils. At first, both Yan An and Principal Wu thought that these local residents were robots.Yan An tentatively communicated with the other party, because they were injected with nano-smart solution in their bodies before, and their verbal communication with the residents was fairly smooth.

The local residents call themselves Weizla people. After a period of communication, Yan An discovered that these alien residents are not the robots he thought. Their bodies are a kind of colloidal organic matter, and this colloidal organic matter is The brain that directs the actions of the body.When they walk, there will be a clicking sound of gears rotating, and their voices are very soft, and they show no hostility to the sudden appearance of the alien homo sapiens Yan An and Principal Wu.

Yan An and Principal Wu were quickly taken to a nearby town inhabited by Weizla people.The local mayor was assembled from shiny copper-yellow gears. It questioned Yan An and Principal Wu, and finally said that it had never heard of the planet Earth, and the locals could do nothing for Yan An and Principal Wu. .

"You can stay here, and you can receive relief food once a day." The mayor announced, "You need to find jobs by yourself. We only provide relief food for 20 days."

So Yan An and Principal Wu temporarily lived in this small town.They lived in a local temporary shelter, and as the mayor said, they were given a small piece of green-brown Binman cake every day.

Yan An and Principal Wu felt that the cake tasted irritating to the throat and tasted a bit strange, but they had no other choice.

In the first two days after arriving, Yan An and Principal Wu would wander around the town and chat with the locals when they had nothing to do.The residents of the town are basically employees of a large foundry nearby, and their lives are simple and regular.

Starting in the morning and taking transportation to work in the factory, returning home from work in the evening, and going back to work one night later, they rotate precisely like gears and remain unchanged.

After a few days, Yan An and Principal Wu's novelty towards the Weizla people has all disappeared.In the eyes of President Wu, this group of alien gear people is boring and boring, and life is no fun at all.

"I go to and from get off work every day. I thought aliens would be different." Principal Wu said to Yan An.

"No, they have an entertainment activity." Yan An said.After his observation, the most facilities in this small town is a kind of oil bath called Patch Patch.Whenever it's time to get off work, this group of gear people will flock from the factory to the big and small Patch Patch stores in the town, which is their reward time after a hard day's work.

You can enjoy a Patch Patch comfortably by spending three Yi coins (physical coins in local circulation).Yan An once inquired curiously, and found that Patch Patch is actually a kind of oil bath for local people.For the Weizla people, the happiest thing in the world is soaking the gears of their bodies with high-quality warm oil.After enjoying a comfortable oil bath, their gears become silky smooth and their bodies are bright and shiny.

That is their only enjoyment after daily boring work, the source of joy in tablet life, and the most indispensable ritual in gear life.

"Just take a bath." Principal Wu said, he sat down, "How many days have we been here?"

"Today is the third day." Yan An said.

"The mayor said that we can only receive 20 days of free food relief. Have you ever thought about what will happen if no one comes to pick us up after 20 days?" Principal Wu looked distressed.

"So we have to find a way to change the status quo." Yan An lowered his head and continued to cut the branches.

"Oh?"

"From this point of view, I think the value of the two of us is very high. If the information that those aliens claim to be the guardians of the earth is true, there is a great chance of being rescued if they stay where they are." Yan An calmly said his judgment , "But we can't just do nothing all the time."

"Well, I agree with you."

"From the current status quo, the local people know nothing about the earth. If we want to get more information, we must obtain more resources."

"You're right, but I still don't understand why you want to make a windmill?"

"I just want to do it."

"..." Principal Wu gave up communicating with Yan An.

Using the paper in the notebook he carried with him, Yan An asked the staff in the shelter for some nails.After one afternoon, Yan An made a dozen or so small windmills.

He found a table and borrowed a long container filled with sand from the staff. He lined up these small windmills and inserted them into the sand one by one.The wind blows from time to time, so the small windmills are spinning at a high speed, which looks quite eye-catching.

Not long after, a Weizla man stopped in front of Yan An's small windmill and asked, "Is this useful?"

"On Earth we call it a small windmill." Yan An said.

"Then what's the use of this little windmill?"

"It may not be of much use to you."

"Yes." The Weizla man admitted, "This kind of similar device generally uses wind and water power to collect energy in our local area, which is very common. I don't understand what's the point of your small windmill."

"Look, it's turning."

"Yes. But it's not gathering energy."

"In fact, it is a mascot on our earth, which symbolizes the endless rotation."

The other party had a confused expression of not knowing what the earth is: "Mascot?"

Yan An said seriously: "Yes. To some extent it can increase your luck."

"Luck value?"

"On our planet, we use it to bless the smooth operation of the machine. Increasing the luck value is to reduce the possibility of gear failure in a sense."

"So? This is a probability product?" The Weizlar turned the gears, picked up a small windmill, and looked at it curiously.

"It's the mascot of the earth, that's all. I don't know if it works well on this planet." Yan An smiled, "It's very cheap, you can try it."

"how much is this?"

"A Yi coin."

"Although it's cheap, I don't think it's necessary to buy it." The Weizla shook his head and left.

Then there were Weizla people passing by from time to time on the road, and they all maintained a curious and indifferent attitude towards the small windmill sold by this alien Homo sapiens.In the evening, a Weizla man suddenly came to Yan An's booth and said loudly, "Give me one!"

The Weizla man announced in a loud voice that he would be working on very delicate mechanical control work tomorrow, and he was worried that his gears would go wrong at an inopportune time.A Yi coin is very cheap, why not buy one and try it out.

After closing the stall that night, Yan An only sold a small windmill for one Yi coin.

Principal Wu said: "Why didn't I know that the mascot of the earth is a windmill?"

"Perhaps some ethnic groups in some regions regard it as a mascot." Yan An plausibly said, "Did you find that the local gear people are all pragmatists, and there is no market for just saying it is an ornament."

"You are engaging in false propaganda!"

"I said it was the possibility of luck, I didn't say it was inevitable, and I didn't say it was certain."

"Okay, but even if it looks like this, you haven't opened up the market."

"Let's see tomorrow." Yan An said calmly.

In the evening of the next day, Yan An's small windmill business was still in dismal sales.

At the Kuaishou booth, the loud Weizla man appeared again, and said that he did not make any mistakes in his work today.Although I don't know if it is the effect of the small windmill, I still came to thank me.

This time point happened to be the rush hour for people in Weizla, so it attracted the attention of a group of gear people who were in the rush to get off work.Seeing the joy on this Weizla man's face, and the fact that a Yi coin is really cheap, several Weizla people came to buy a small windmill.After a while, the small windmills at Yan An's booth were sold out.

When it was time to rest at night, Principal Wu said, "You're really lucky."

"A matter of probability." Yan An said, "I have already said in advance that this is just a small windmill with a certain chance to increase the possibility of luck. Please pay attention to the word possibility. If their gears really break down, it will not be blamed." to its head. On the contrary, if nothing happened, then they will think it is the blessing of the little windmill."

"..."

"And people who benefit from it will often publicize its efficacy everywhere." Yan An said, "Let's see tomorrow."

"..." President Wu said, "What's this called, cutting leeks?"

"This is a business method commonly used in earth health care products." Yan An said with a smile, "and we only sell one Yi coin, which is equal to the fare of a local public transportation, and to a certain extent is equal to its actual handmade value .No loss to either side."

"It's a good thing you figured it out." Principal Wu gave a thumbs up, "I'll help make a small windmill later."

When the stall opened on the third day, some Weizla people had heard the news and rushed to buy this possibly lucky little windmill.In the afternoon, all 100 small windmills were sold out.

Yan An and Principal Wu used the money they earned to buy a batch of brightly colored paper materials and nails at the local market, and went back to the shelter to make more and more.This time, both of them have become proficient, and the material size has been planned uniformly, and the flow speed has been accelerated a lot.The two of them worked until almost dawn.

On the fourth day, all the 450 small windmills they made were sold out.

That night, Yan An hired a shelter worker to help process the small windmill with a reward of 50 Yi coins.By the fifth day, they had sold 812 small windmills.

When Principal Wu was about to go to the market to buy a new batch of materials, Yan An shook his head.

"Our business has almost come to an end," Yan An said.

"Oh?"

"This windmill does not have any technical barriers. It is selling very well now, but there should be followers in the next few days."

As Yan An said, on the sixth day, a windmill similar to Yan An's small windmill appeared in Weizla's market.The labels of these small windmill products are hung with auspicious words written in local characters, and there are even slogans such as origin from the earth, definitely from the earth.

Principal Wu said dissatisfied: "Earth, do these gear people know where the earth is?"

"Imitations of a popular product are inevitable. And this product has lost business opportunities." Yan An said, "We have also made some money in the past few days, and now we can focus on other directions."

"What is your direction?"

Yan An's gaze was fixed on the Patch Patch bathhouse in front of him with a bright neon signboard.

"This time, we're targeting venues that locals can't leave at all."

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"You said Yan An and the others are not here?" Xiaozhen was taken aback, "Wait a minute, could it be that prohibited item 241..."

Mr. Mao replied: "Yes, it is a product that connects the four dimensions. 241 is in a dormant state after being decomposed by the fugitive. Just like the grass carp, Yan An and Principal Wu would not have any problems after ingesting it. In flight, they are stable. During ordinary navigation, they are also stable. But that stupid inspector Pei Ji led them to make several space jumps, and this behavior caused the dormant 241 particles in their bodies to become active. The Teana is sailing to the Median galaxy. You know there is a black hole there. The leap that took place at that time sent Yan An and Principal Wu directly into the closed time curve. Although the result is completely uncontrollable, we Their coordinates can be deduced after the fact. Fortunately, we can go pick them up now."

"..." Xiaozhen stood up, "You said just now that we are going to pick them up."

"Yes."

"They have entered the time curve." Xiaozhen touched his chin, "You mean, they are also in this time and space? I understand. How long has passed for them at this moment?"

Captain Madara shouted: "No, they will be old men when you go to pick them up!"

"A year ago." Mr. Cat said, "the leap of Tian Lai sent them to Tengxi star a year ago, and now they have been there for more than a year. Don't use this kind of look, they are safe Nothing. We'll pick them up right now."

one year.Xiao Zhenxin was full of worries.For Xiaozhen, it has only been a few days since the beginning of this chase, but in the blink of an eye Yan An and Principal Wu have experienced a year.They didn't know anything about this galaxy, and they were thrown on an alien planet for more than a year.

This is already the perfect tense that cannot be changed.

Obviously Yan An is his father in name, but now Xiaozhen feels like a frightened old father, worried about Yan An's diet, and even more worried that they are not familiar with the place where they are born and bullied by the local aliens.

I hope nothing will happen to them, Xiaozhen looked at the Tengxi star marked on the star map.The local residents are a combination of organic matter and gears. This kind of residents is known for being rigid and dull. I only hope that they will not hurt Yan An and Principal Wu.