parasitic son

Today's weather is fine, very suitable for traveling and burying corpses.

Xiaozhen squatted down and looked at the man lying on the ground.

Mr. Cat pronounced: "He is dead."

"Throw away the corpse," said the chicken, "so as not to be discovered by the local humans."

"I'm not dead yet!!" The man on the ground roared.From a human point of view, this is a handsome young man.But in the eyes of Captain Madara, this man is a Gnus orc with long fangs and a dark blue complexion.

The cause of the incident was that Mr. Cat received a new task from Boss Han two hours ago.

The content of this task is very simple, to expel two aliens who do not pay rent from their rented house.The reward is 4000 credits.

According to the data, these two deadbeat aliens are Faronians.The Faroons are not a vicious alien race, and aside from a reproductive method that displeases most intelligent life, the race doesn't have much to say about it.

The house they rent is in Jixiang Apartment.

This auspicious apartment building is not far from Xiaozhen's home, behind a secluded community.Except for the residents of the nearby community, there are almost no passers-by, so it is an ideal hidden residence for alien visitors.

Chicken said that there was an alien local tycoon who planned to stay for a long time bought and invested a lot of local real estate, and some houses were rented out to alien visitors.Once something goes wrong, a one-stop alien intermediary + aftercare service like Boss Han will be needed.

It is said that this time the two poor ghosts owed half a year's rent, which made his alien rich landlord couldn't bear it, and directly submitted a commission to evict them.

In the eyes of the three Mind Eaters, it was not a big deal to drive away the two Falons who refused to pay.Xiaozhen even thought that if he went to catch someone at noon, he could go home and have afternoon tea made by Aunt Li.But when they arrived at the apartment building, they found that things were a little bit beyond imagination.

Haven't walked into the apartment building yet.A falling object fell down.

Xiaozhen took a step back.

bump!

A man fell heavily from a height to the ground.

Before Xiaozhen sorted out how to interpret surprise, he discovered that the man who fell was their acquaintance.This man was the Gnus from the previous mission to find the husky ball.

The Gnuth lay on the ground and twitched a few times.

"He's dead," said Mr. Cat.

"Dead." Chicken nodded.

"I'm not dead!" the Gnuth sat up angrily.

Xiaozhen asked him which floor he fell from.

"Floor 15 or 16," the Gnuth muttered. "Have you also taken on the task of getting rid of the two damned Farons?"

"Yes."

"Excellent," said the Gnuth, "I, came before you. This task is mine."

Mr. Cat raised his paw: "Are you referring to the failed mission where you were beautifully thrown from a high place?"

"This is my mission!" Gnus jumped up, and it seemed that even if he fell from a tall building, he was alive and well unscathed.It is rumored that the Gnus people are thick-skinned and tough, and it is true.

Mr. Cat said: "The missions of the bounty guild are not first come, first served. Whoever completes it will get it."

Chicken agrees: "That's right!"

The Gnus man lowered his face. He put his hand on his chin, thought for a while, and then said, "I have [-]%, you have [-]%."

This is hell.

The three Mind Eaters exchanged ideas with brainwaves.

(It's horrible that a Gnuth would use his meager brains to negotiate with us.)

(I thought he was going to rush up and fight us.)

(Looks like the Gnuth are finally realizing the usefulness of the brain.)

After a group meeting, they agreed to the terms of the Gnus.The reason is very simple, it can make the Gnus people give in, which shows that the Faron people above are not good stubble.

Two Faroons live on the 16th floor of the apartment building.Captain Madara, the real cat, stepped into the elevator and found that the Gnus was still standing outside the elevator.

"Why don't you come in?"

"I'll take the stairs." The Gnuth turned and headed for the fire stairs.

The elevator doors closed.

Xiaozhen said, "He did it on purpose."

Mr. Cat said, "I'm going to raise the Gnus's IQ by another notch. He's telling us to take the elevator on purpose."

Captain Madara said, "Is there any problem with the elevator?"

"do not know."

The elevator went up smoothly without stopping until the lights flashed on the 16th floor.The double doors swung open.In front of them was the elevator aisle on the 16th floor.Xiaozhen stepped out, and there seemed to be no abnormality.

The scenery changes instantly.

Xiaozhen found himself suddenly in mid-air outside the building.

Before he could utter an "ah", he fell straight down.

Ahhhh~~~~~~~

bump!

Xiaozhen lay on the ground, looking at the sky.Now he's lying on the ground outside the apartment building, in about the same spot where the Gnuth fell.He knew that Boss Han's business was never a good job.

bump!

Mr. Cat fell beside him from a height.

Chickens hover in the air. "That's the benefit of having wings." It laughed at the one person and one cat lying on the ground.

"Don't you think there's something wrong with the idea of ​​chickens flying in the air?"

Xiaozhen sat up, except that his head was a little dizzy, his body was fine and uninjured.This trap reduces the kinetic energy when the space shifts and falls, minimizing the impact of the ground on the body.It seems that this is why the Gnus people were not injured just now.

bump!

The Gnuth fell from the sky and landed beside Zhen.

"Hi~" Xiao Zhen greeted him.

Gnus: "..."

Mr. Cat straightened up, meowed, and said, "Let's sort out the current situation."

The Gnuth said angrily: "The situation is that the Faron son of a bitch is throwing us like garbage again! I'm going to punch a hole in their head!"

"Before opening the hole, please let us analyze it."

The two deadbeats obviously knew well that the landlord was looking for someone to evict them.In order not to leave, the Faron set up some kind of space trap.

Mr. Cat said: "This trap involves a quantum entanglement mechanism, which is used to achieve point-to-point short-distance transmission. Although it is not clear how it is designed, at present, elevators and stairs will trigger the trap."

"What now?"

"Of course I want to find a way to go up again."

10 minute later.

bump!bump!

Xiao Zhen fell to the ground on his back.Mr. Cat fell beside him.

bump!

The Gnuth fell from the sky again.

The Gnuth jumped up: "I want ##￥%&*&%￥[email protected]!"

"What is he saying?"

"It's probably about chopping these two Faroons into a meat paste or something."

No stairs.The elevator doesn't work.Climbing from the facade also proved unsuccessful.

Mr. Cat said: "It seems that any invasion of this building will trigger the teleportation trap."

"Have you noticed?" Xiaozhen stared at the Jixiang apartment building and said, "So far, no local humans have passed by here, and no humans have entered or exited the building."

"It's not off-duty time. Humans have always had a regular schedule. And this local tycoon will only invest in houses that are rarely haunted by locals and rent them out to aliens."

"This extraterrestrial tycoon really knows how to do business."

"After all, it costs a lot of money to get into trouble and clean up the aftermath. Even local tyrants can reduce risks and save money."

The chicken said: "Speaking of which, these two aliens are so poor that they can't even pay the rent, but they have the money to set up a space transfer trap."

Xiaozhen blinked, he knew that this kind of trap was not cheap, for example, he couldn't afford to do it.

The Gnuth shouted: "There is money to lay traps, but no money to pay the rent. When I see them, I will take them￥%@#￥%!#%"

"What is he saying?"

"Something about the ruthless customs of the Gnuth Orcs towards their enemies."

Xiaozhen stroked his chin and thought for a moment, "It's surveillance. They can't afford the rent. I don't think they can cover the space trap on the 16th floor of this apartment with their financial resources. The Faron people are using surveillance to control the trap."

"Oh?" Mr. Cat said, "That would be much easier."

The signal jammer that Xiaozhen bought last time for the exam is still left.He stuck the signal jammer on his skin, distributed it to Mr. Cat and Captain Spotted, and also gave one to the Gnus.

"My name is Darth Vader. My name in this area is An Tianxin." The Gnus took over the signal jammer solemnly and said, "We will work together on this mission."

Once a gift is accepted, a Gnuth becomes easygoing and trustworthy.But Xiaozhen's attention was shifted to other places. "Vida? An Tianxin? Your name..."

"An Tianxin is the local name Boss Han gave me." Gnus said, "Is there any problem?"

"Your name is related to a big man admired by everyone." Xiaozhen decided not to promote the soap opera story of a disfigured and hand-destroyed BOSS in a certain series for the time being.After all, the expulsion of the two Faronians is a serious matter at present.

They headed towards the auspicious apartment building again, taking the stairs to the fifth floor.Then the soldiers split into two groups, and the chicken grabbed Mr. Mao and flew upwards from the window.Xiaozhen and An Tianxin took the elevator directly, and then went up the stairs after sitting on the 5th floor.

As Xiaozhen guessed, under the action of signal jammers, the Farons seem to no longer be able to accurately determine their position.They came to the 16th floor very smoothly.The Faronian's room number is 1603.

Xiao Zhen stepped forward to knock on the door, but An Tianxin hid beside him and pulled out his bolter.

After knocking on the door, Xiaozhen was immediately teleported to the mid-air outside the building.As he fell, he heard an explosion from the 16th floor.

An Tianxin bombed the door of the room while Xiaozhen was transferred and disappeared.

Xiaozhen got up from the ground and ran into the Jixiang apartment building again.

If Captain Mao Mr. Madara and An Tianxin hadn't had any accidents, they should have rushed into the Faron's room.

He returned to the 16th floor, and this time he finally walked into Room 1603 without hindrance.

A Faron was sitting dejectedly on the ground.Another Faron lay on the ground like a corpse.Faroons have slender, fiber-like hairs all over their bodies, a pair of antennae on their foreheads, and they are taller than humans.The Faron lying on the ground stared straight at the ceiling, his eyes glazed over.An Tianxin stood helplessly.Mr. Cat and the chicken squatted aside.

Xiao Zhen looked at the Faron people on the ground for a while, and asked An Tianxin, "What did you do?"

"I just blasted the gate. Nothing else!"

"She looked as if she was dead."

"It was like this when I came in!" An Tianxin yelled, he picked up another Faron and shouted: "What's wrong with your cohabitant?"

The Faron let out a high-pitched cry that made Zhen cover her ears.An Tianxin pulled out his bolter and pointed it at the Faron's head, "I can only count to three. One, two..."

"She's going to give birth," said the Faron obediently. "I just don't want anyone to disturb her spawning."

Xiaozhen looked at the Faron woman on the ground. Her body was swollen and stiff, her eye sockets were cracked and bleeding, and she was lifeless.The three Mind Eaters started the brain meeting again.

(You must have heard of the production method of the Faron people.)

(The eggs inside her suck her dry, turning the mother into a corpse.)

(I know, she's going to explode and blast a bunch of eggs.)

(...)

Xiaozhen asked: "How long has it been? Is it about to give birth?"

"We just want to welcome the offspring undisturbed..." the Faron muttered.

An Tianxin shouted: "Fart! She will blow up the whole floor when she lays eggs."

The Faron sighed: "That's why I want a separate space that will not be disturbed by others."

The chicken roared: "The place you should go is the interstellar clinic in local orbit, not here!"

"Why is there a chicken here?"

"Stop talking nonsense! Answer my question."

"I have no money, the ticket has already used up all our credit points." The Faron said righteously, "For this reason, I used the only money I had to buy a space transfer trap to drive away the strays, just to avoid being caught. Let her complete the last step of life's praise without being disturbed."

"Her eggs will generate enough energy to blow up the entire floor!" An Tianxin shouted: "Even you can't escape, are you crazy?"

"Of course I'm prepared." The Faron pressed the button on his sleeve, and a silver space-powered suit wrapped him up. "This suit will hold up to energy and blasts that could blow an entire building down. I'm prepared, gentlemen."

Xiaozhen said: "But, even though you have made preparations, your room will be blown up!"

The Faron was stunned: "When I rented the house, it was written that the Faron and his pregnant partner. I thought the landlord would give us a strong enough safe house by default."

"No, no, no! The landlord, based on common sense, would only think that you will take your wife to the interstellar hospital in orbit when the spawning period is approaching!!" Xiao Zhen felt that his spirit was on the verge of collapse.

Faron's face froze: "Is that so?"

"Of course it is!!" An Tianxin and Xiaozhen yelled together with the chicken: "This is not the jurisdiction of the Milky Way civilization, what misunderstanding do you have about the local construction technology!! You idiot, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. goods!!!"

Faron's expression seemed to be suddenly enlightened.

Mr. Cat said, "She...is about to give birth."

The eyes of the Fallon woman who was lying on the ground suddenly turned a frightening scarlet.Her hands were shaking and a tiny foreign object was bulging and throbbing in her abdomen.She opened her mouth and let out a piercing and thin howl, murdering the nerves of everyone present.

Xiaozhen shouted: "Where is your space transfer device? Quick!!"

The Faron fumbled for a device in front of the monitor on the table: "Wait, I'm going to set it up."

"That's too late!!"

An Tianxin kicked open the window.

Mr. Cat dragged the Fallon women.

Her body began to swell, dark fluid struggling to tear the skin.

Kicking the Faron away, Zhen hit the button on the space shifter.

the next moment.

boom!

The Fallon female exploded in mid-air outside the building.

Countless pieces of meat exploded in the air like fireworks, causing waves of air.Under the red flash, all the glass windows of the building were shattered.The trees on the ground undulated like waves, and after the cyclone of the explosion dissipated, they slowly returned to calm.

The chicken pointed at the broken window with its wings, "Is that your son or daughter?" What it said were several grape-sized semi-transparent spherical particles stuck to the window, with light red meat membranes intertwined with each other.

"She has a total of 372 children." The Faron reached out to pick off the eggs, with a distressed tone, "We checked beforehand."

Four bounty hunters walked out of the room.

An Tianxin said: "Are we going to drive away this retarded Faron who killed his wife and blew up more than 300 children?"

"Or you can choose to retrieve the more than 300 eggs. We can't get credit if we don't deal with the aftermath."

“@#￥%@#&*()[email protected]#￥@#TFEA…￥!!”

Now Xiaozhen doesn't want to guess what An Tianxin is talking about.He just felt that the next time they took on Boss Han's mission, they would be really mentally retarded.

The author has something to say:

The local name of the Gnus people should be An Tianxin, but Jinjiang blocked it, so they changed it to An Tianxin