parasitic son

When An Yuan woke up, she was lying on the sofa.

True and Mr. Cat and the chicken were looking at her.This scene reminded her of the common "you're awake" emoji in chat groups.

Then she felt like there were ten gold stars spinning around in front of her eyes, and her whole body was so sore that it seemed to be falling apart. Specifically, she described it as if she was being run over three times by an 800-horsepower super mining truck head-on.She groaned a few times, sat upright, looked at Xiaozhen who was obviously a little nervous in front of her, and blurted out: "There was lightning and thunder in your room just now."

"Mom, you're sleepy in the afternoon." Xiaozhen said.An Yuan looked at him suspiciously, wondering if it was her illusion, she felt that Mr. Cat and Captain Madara II also nodded.

"Just now I seemed to see..." An Yuan murmured, "You hit me."

"Mom, you're sleepy." Xiaozhen said very seriously.The cat and the chicken nodded again.This time it was definitely not an illusion.The two pets really nodded together.

"Mom, how can I, who is the most filial, do anything to my mother." Xiaozhen continued to express his filial piety with words with emotion.

"..."

An Yuan touched her head in confusion, she didn't have a fever, did she really fall asleep?

She stared blankly at Xiaozhen in front of her for a while before remembering what she wanted to say to her son, she said: "Your father..."

"Huh?" Xiaozhen noticed a subtle expression on An Yuan's face.

"Your dad just called and said he caught a big fish." An Yuan said, "We'll eat fish tonight."

"Okay!" Xiaozhen shouted.

"Why are you so excited?"

"It's a once in a millennium happy event that the Air Force boss can catch a big fish."

An Yuan couldn't help laughing, "Look at you. When your dad comes back, you can save him some face. Today your dad is going to bring guests home to eat fish together."

"Guest? Who is it?"

"It's Principal Wu."

It turns out that Principal Wu is also a fishing enthusiast, but like Yan An, he always returns to the Air Force.This time Yan An went out fishing and happened to meet Principal Wu, and the two went fishing together by the river, unexpectedly catching a big fish in the afternoon.When pulling it up, the fish was so powerful that it almost pulled Yan An down the river. It was principal Wu who followed and helped to pull this big fish up.Surprised, Yan An immediately invited Principal Wu to come and eat a fish.

In the afternoon, Yan An and Principal Wu went back to Yan's house together.Yan An happily showed the big fish to his family.This is a huge blue-yellow grass carp, about the size of a five or six-year-old child.

"It's so big." An Yuan marveled.

"I was almost pulled into the river by it." Yan An said with a smile, "This fish is too fierce."

"A big wild grass carp weighing almost [-] catties." Principal Wu continued, "It's really rare, breaking the record of our fishing friends group."

An Yuan took out her mobile phone and took several photos of the big grass carp and sent them to Moments.After a while she said: "Wei Hongzhuo sent a dog's head."

"Don't pay attention to him! Oh no, just tell him that this fish weighs 30 catties."

Without further ado, the big grass carp was quickly moved into the kitchen.Although Chef Zong is not around, Aunt Li also has good cooking skills. Under her control, she quickly cooked a fish and four meals.

I took both sides of the abdomen and made a vinegar fish, and made a boiled fish with the back, steamed the fish head, and made the remaining meat a stewed fish.When the dishes were served, Xiaozhen and Yanzhu blushed and said it was delicious because of the delicious and juicy fish.

Principal Wu and Yan An continued to chat about fishing rod bait and other related technologies while eating.The success of catching such a big fish this time made the two fishing friends of the Forever Air Force feel a lot of emotion, and suddenly they felt a sense of enlightenment in the art of fishing.

Xiaozhen was completely uninterested in the adults' topics after dinner, so he turned and went back to his room.Mr. Cat is squatting and looking at the cat food bowl full of fish in front of him.This time there was too much fish, so Aunt Li made Mr. Mao a steamed fish without salt.

Captain Madara said: "Why do they default to chickens not eating fish?"

"Because chickens on Earth just don't eat fish."

"It's your prejudice, chickens are omnivores."

"...there's a lot left in the kitchen, you can eat whatever you want."

Xiaozhen turned to look at Mr. Mao who was squatting motionless in front of the cat food bowl, "This fish is really fresh and delicious, you should try it."

"..." Mr. Cat, who was squatting in front of the cat food bowl, remained motionless.

"It's really delicious." Xiaozhen looked at Mr. Cat's expression and smiled, "Look at your expression, don't tell me that this fish is related to alien stars."

"..." Mr. Cat, who was squatting in front of the cat food bowl, didn't speak.

"It won't really matter."

"..." Mr. Cat, who was squatting in front of the cat food bowl, still didn't speak.

"Grass."

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"So what is the origin of this fish? It can't be the beloved pet lost by the alien boss!"

Mr. Mao, who was sitting in front of the instrument, didn't look back, "I'm analyzing."

Captain Madara said: "Maybe it's one of the beloved pets of the great Duke Gil. Tsk tsk, judging by the temperament of the Duke Shirin in the past, he might really make all the teachers and students in your school bald this time."

"To shut up!"

"Or this big fish is actually some alien intelligent life, lurking in Lola and disguised as a local grass carp. It just wants to live in peace, but it doesn't want to suffer from this disaster." Captain Madara sighed, flapping his wings, "Your The father of the host became a murderer who killed the alien visitor, and you, the accomplice who devoured the corpse of the unfortunate victim!"

"Then my dad is just a kidnapper, and it was Aunt Li who killed it. I don't know if it's my illusion, are you gloating?"

"I'm just speculating on the likelihood of developments."

Xiaozhen was too lazy to talk to the chicken, so he turned to Mr. Cat, "How? Have you analyzed it?"

"What is certain is that this fish is not a disguise of an alien intelligent life." Mr. Cat said looking at the screen.

"That's good."

Captain Madara asked: "So this is the pet of a certain alien?"

A floating portrait appeared in front of Mr. Cat, with a string of alien characters on it. "This is the code found in this fish."

"what does that mean?"

"It's just that aliens marked this fish. The meaning of this code is still being analyzed." Mr. Cat glanced at Xiaozhen, "Relax, this fish itself is just an ordinary local fish, but for some reason , someone flagged it."

"So why?" Captain Madara asked.

"Pets, tracking experiments for scientific research purposes, or there is something in this fish, it's all possible. You wait for the result of the code analysis. And, I checked, this fish is not poisonous, it is ordinary Xiaozhen, you can rest assured that your family is safe."

As soon as Mr. Cat's words fell, the urgent siren suddenly echoed continuously in their room.

This is a hidden alarm they set up. Once an intruder without the Yan family's permission approaches Yan's house, it will be triggered immediately.

Mr. Cat looked at the screen and said, "It's from the Safety Committee."

"what."

Captain Madara shouted: "This is too fast! It seems that the alien owner of this big fish immediately asked the safety committee for help after discovering that his fish was in misfortune."

"Hehe, this is probably the fastest action I know of by the Security Committee."

Xiaozhen clicked on the monitor to check the situation, and he couldn't help but said: "A total of sixteen agents have come, and they have surrounded Yan's house. Ah, there are more than sixteen, there are more than a dozen agents outside, and they surrounded the community. All three doors are blocked."

"For a fish?"

"It seems to be for a fish. I want to say that the last time a certain interstellar nobleman was cut into salmon pieces, they were not so fast."

"If I hand them the remaining boiled fish now, will they retreat?"

"I'm not sure until the encoding is parsed out."

"Let me think about what I should say. Number one, the fish has gone into our family's belly. Number two, the fish is delicious, and number three, I'm the one with the watchful eye. There are people above me. Number four , please get out immediately."

Mr. Cat said calmly: "I don't mind if you say that in front of your parents and Principal Wu. Let me remind you by the way, that Cao Yu is a real policeman in the local area."

I saw Cao Yu came to the door of Yan's house and rang the doorbell.