parasitic son

Ren Anzhi, this name can be said to be spread all over the major media platforms today. Even a boy like Cui Zhizhi who doesn't care about the entertainment industry at all is familiar with this name. Of course, he has a dislike for this popular niche. mostly.

Today's traffic stars are almost all fair and handsome or even soft-looking, and Ren Anzhi is no exception.Cui Zhizhi thinks that Ren Anzhi is not MAN at all, and he puts all the idols who are popular on TV in the draft draft into the column of sissy.Coupled with the fact that many girls at work were dazzled by these sissies, he didn't even have any good feelings for stars like Ren Anzhi.

Right now, his teammate Wei Hongzhuo is furious at the star.If the occasion was changed, Cui Zhizhi would probably not be able to help secretly laughing while watching and eating melons.As long as it is not in the present, there is a big monster around here, watching the present.

Wei Hongzhuo said angrily: "Ren Anzhi!! You bastard!! How dare you attack my daughter!!"

Ren An's face was blank: "Mr. Wei, where did you say that?"

"You are Jingjing's fiancé? Who agreed??? I will never admit it!!"

"What fiancé?"

"Still playing stupid with me! Your attributes have exposed everything!!!"

"what?"

"Jing Jing is only 15 years old, she is only 15 years old! You beast, go to hell!!!"

"Mr. Wei, calm down, there must be some misunderstanding!" Ren Anzhi dodged Wei Hongzhuo's fist, and he shouted, "What is that huge monster!!"

Cui Mingzhi said softly: "I want to remind you that the card drawing pause is over. Now this big toad is going to attack us again!"

"I need to find out now! No one can do anything to my daughter!" Wei Hongzhuo shouted.

"Am I dreaming??? What is going on with this monster???" Ren Anzhi panicked.

Toad's long scarlet tongue struck again.

boom! !

The gravel exploded behind Cui Mingzhi.Ren Anzhi began to scream in panic.The sewers echoed with rumbling echoes.Toad's huge lantern eyes stared at them, and his long tongue struck again.Wei Hongzhuo turned to the right quickly, dragging Cui Mingzhi with one hand and Ren Anzhi with the other, and the Honglian Sword brushed past them again.Immediately afterwards, the huge toad's belly bulged, and the third wave of attacks would strike again.

The speed of this smelly and sticky tongue is faster and faster every time.

Seeing that the three of them were inevitable.

At this time, a chicken appeared.

It's a chicken, a plain pixelated chicken.

Ren Anzhi said, "Why is there a chicken here?"

But Toad didn't seem to see it, the whistling of its long tongue pierced the air.

The chicken jumped in front of the toad!

The chicken launched an attack on the poisonous purple toad!

The purple-striped poisonous toad suffered -999 damage!

The purple-striped poisonous toad was defeated!

The purple-striped poisonous toad died.

The huge toad's tongue fell limply to the ground, and it lost its balance and fell backwards.The sewer then rumbled and shook, and its body splashed several stones when it hit the ground, and one of the gravel hit the chicken just in time.

The chicken was hit with a rock!

Chickens take -1 damage.

Chicken is down!

The chicken died.

Wei Hongzhuo: "..."

Cui Mingzhi: "..."

Gin: "..."

Ren Anzhi: "..."

Cui Mingzhi said, "Uh, just now, if I read correctly, that chicken killed the big toad monster."

Ren Anzhi said, "Yes, it kills in one blow."

"Then it was stoned to death," Wei Hongzhuo said.

Qin Jiu said, "It's so suspicious."

The body of the purple toad monster lies in the sewer.The chicken that was smashed to death also lay motionless on its stomach.

Cui Mingzhi stepped forward and poked it cautiously.When he picked up the chicken carcass, the chicken carcass automatically turned into chicken pieces.He put the chicken pieces into the parcel compartment.

"I see, I'm really dreaming." Ren Anzhi showed a clear expression, "And it's a nonsensical nightmare."

Cui Mingzhi said: "I think now is still a bit different from my dream."

"There is a boss in the dream, and the boss wants to kill you. Is this a nightmare or something!"

"You should explain to me what's going on with your fiancé!" Wei Hongzhuo picked up Ren Anzhi's collar.

Gin jumped onto Wei Hongzhuo's shoulder, and its cat paw pressed onto Wei Hongzhuo's hand, "Calm down, this guy was obviously pulled in without understanding the situation. His attributes are also added by the game."

Wei Hongzhuo stared at Ren Anzhi unhappily for a while, then slowly put his hand down.

At this time, Cui Mingzhi made a new discovery. He pointed to the side of the giant toad monster and shouted: "Look, the toad monster has dropped a treasure chest!"

************

Mr. Cat glanced at the screen, "Oh."

"What do you mean?" Captain Madara asked angrily.

"Ah."

Captain Madara flapped his wings angrily: "That's right, it's this yin and yang reaction! I feel your great malice towards your companions!"

"Do you want me to make a positive comment on your Trojan horse virus that was slapped to death like a mosquito?"

"The virus helped Cui Zhizhi's team defeat the monsters, and I saved them."

"Then he was crushed to death by the system lightly."

"Well, it was just an accident."

"No, it's not an accident." Mr. Cat said: "This game system will exclude outsiders who enter illegally, and only players allowed by it can enter. Tell me, how much blood do you set for the Trojan virus?"

"The HP I set is 999."

"Then it was compressed to 1 by the system, and then it was directly crushed to death." Mr. Mao said, "It should be lucky that you didn't invade with your own consciousness, otherwise your fate will be the same as this virus."

"I'll try again."

"It's useless. The game system will reject all outsiders who invade illegally."

"Wait a minute, the game system will reject all illegal intruders..." Captain Madara repeated Mr. Cat's words, and it suddenly realized something, "Could it be that she also...?"

"Yes." Mr. Cat's voice was dignified, "Have you noticed that we have been unable to see Wei Jingjing's movements?"

"Ah... I thought you didn't go to see her on purpose."

"No, we can't see it at all."

Mr. Cat turned his gaze back to the screen.

The rejection mutation has already begun.

Regardless of whether the game is cleared or not, it will be a tragedy after all.

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In the underground waterway

"A treasure chest!" Cui Mingzhi shouted, "It was dropped by the toad monster!"

I saw that the treasure chest was shining, with a faint halo, and it seemed that there were rare treasures hidden inside.

Wei Hongzhuo stepped forward and wanted to reach out to open the treasure box, but Cui Mingzhi stopped him.

"Uncle Wei, the treasure chest should be opened by Ouhuang Maomao Ginjiu."

Wei Hongzhuo showed displeasure, "This cat is not good at all, you see what kind of companions are drawn."

Ren Anzhi said politely: "Mr. Wei, please don't call me stuff. Even if this is a nightmare, please respect people a little bit."

"Shut up! Someone who is engaged to a 15-year-old is not eligible to talk to her father."

"President Wei, this is all a misunderstanding." Ren Anzhi looked at him innocently, "I don't even remember what your daughter looks like."

"What are you talking about?" Wei Hongzhuo raised his voice, "Jingjing once met you at a dinner party. She asked you for an autograph. I remember it very clearly. How dare you say that you have no impression of Jingjing?"

"Uh, I mean, how can I fall in love with your daughter."

"what??"

Seeing that Wei Hongzhuo's face turned paler, Ren Anzhi groaned secretly in his heart, and he hurriedly said, "I mean, I have no interest in minors at all. Mr. Wei, your daughter is beautiful and generous, but she is still a child. From any point of view, it is impossible for me to have any thoughts about her."

Wei Hongzhuo stared at Ren Anzhi for a long time, saw the sincerity of this handsome young man, and thought carefully that the star under his banner might indeed be innocently involved, so he gave up.

Cui Mingzhi was too lazy to talk to these two adults, he greeted Gin and prepared to let him open the treasure chest.

Gin looked a little sad: "Generally, when I draw a card, I will have salmon and sweet shrimp to eat. But there is nothing here."

Cui Mingzhi dug out the chicken in the package, said that the one that had just died was still fresh, and asked if he wanted to eat it.

Gin immediately shouted in distaste: "This chicken is too suspicious, I won't eat it!" Then he sighed, "Forget it, let's treat it as a special service for early customs clearance."

It came to the treasure chest, stretched out its cat paw, and opened the chest.

The box overflowed with golden light, and under the dazzling light, a star-shaped leaf popped out from the treasure box.

Cui Mingzhi took a look at the leaf, and wrote: "Make a wish on the leaf, and conjure any weapon you want."

Conjure the weapon you want?Cui Mingzhi was very excited when he saw it.The gin was really a real Ouhuang Maomao, and it got five stars as soon as it was served.

To conjure any weapon you want, isn't this a legendary super spell orange card.

Just when Cui Zhizhi was thinking about what kind of weapon he should transform into, Wei Hongzhuo came to him. He reached out and took the leaves and said, "Conjugate any weapon you want?"

"Yes, Uncle Wei!!" Cui Mingzhi raised the gin and shouted, "Thank you Ouhuang Maomao, we made a profit!!"

"Then change it into a submachine gun." Wei Hongzhuo said, "A P90 submachine gun?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the leaf suddenly turned into a puff of smoke, and then a brand new P90 submachine gun appeared in Wei Hongzhuo's hands.

"It really turned out!" Cui Mingzhi blushed. Uncle Wei turned out a modern submachine gun with extremely high lethality.This means that they can kill in this RPG game, meet gods and gods, meet ghosts and ghosts.It's like playing Age of Empires and entering cheat codes to open tanks and chariots, which means that even if they are low-level, they will be invincible all over the world.

What is cheating, this is cheating!At this time, Cui Zhizhi had completely lost his sense of honor in a fair game. After spending fifty days in prison, this news undoubtedly gave him a shot in the arm.

"Uncle Wei, can you use a gun?"

"Yes, I played it when I was in America."

Wei Hongzhuo pulled the safety of the gun and pointed the gun at Ren Anzhi.

Ren Anzhi smiled dryly with a pale face, "President Wei, calm down."

"What do you think of me?" Wei Hongzhuo snorted, he moved the muzzle of the gun to the other wall of the sewer, and pressed the trigger.

Then he said, "Grass, no bullets."

Cui Zhizhi's smile froze on his face.