parasitic son

The third question student is Xiang Zeyu.

Like Gao Yuan, Xiang Zeyu is an underachiever in every class, and a hateful old fritter in the eyes of the teacher.

In the past two days, Xiang Zeyu felt that there was something wrong with his body.

—he had visions.

That day, he was listlessly listening to the teacher's lecture. About 5 minutes into the class, something black suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.He rubbed his eyes, and some black English letters floated in front of his eyes.They are like tiny mayflies, floating up and down.He reached out and waved without grabbing anything.

After 10 minutes, he confirmed one thing——

Those English letters were floating in his field of vision, extremely clear, like foreign objects floating on the retina.

He let out a short scream.

Teacher Li asked him what he was doing. The teacher hated students disrupting classroom discipline the most.

"Teacher, something is wrong with my eyes."

"I think you're out of your mind, listen to me carefully!"

There were broken laughter in the class.

After finally getting out of class, Xiang Zeyu rushed into the toilet in horror, and began to wash his eyes under the faucet.

******

Chicken asked Xiao Zhen, "What did you do to him?"

"Event projection. I used a borrowed instrument to slightly affect his perception." Xiaozhen spun a pen, which was a projection pen from Mr. Cat, "forced him to recite the words."

"He's freaking out."

Xiaozhen said: "I programmed a program to define the frequency and update of projections. As long as Xiang Zeyu knows the meaning of this word, the word in front of him will disappear. The amount I gave is not much. If he Calm down, look up the meaning of the words in front of you, and these things that trouble his vision will disappear."

"...Are you sure it will work?"

"This is a tactic to take advantage of human curiosity." Xiaozhen replied confidently.

Chicken shook his head: "I think you still know too little about Homo sapiens."

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"Believe it or not, even if the kid peed his pants in fear, he wouldn't look up the meaning of the words in front of him."

"Isn't curiosity human nature?"

"No, no, no, when something beyond common sense appears, most humans will only panic and doubt life. Especially immature human larvae."

Faced with Chicken's question, Xiao Zhen asked back, "What happened to Gao Yuan?"

The chicken was silent for a while, and replied: "Hehe, I will continue to give him a kind education tonight~"

"Gao Yuan looks haggard today, you're the one who scared him to pee."

"Ha ha."

The next day, Xiang Zeyu took sick leave.

Xiang Zeyu insisted that he had a problem with his eyes and asked his parents to take him to see a doctor.He flushed his eyes with water and put a lot of eye drops, but the English words kept floating before his eyes.

After a doctor's examination, Xiang Zeyu's eyes were fine.His parents began to wonder if Xiang Zeyu was making excuses for not going to school.Xiang Zeyu pointedly said that he just had hallucinations, and now he is not well. If his parents force him to go to school again, he will jump directly from the hospital building.

So his parents had to take him to the neurology department. After a lot of trouble, the doctor came to the conclusion that it might be due to the mental weakness caused by the fatigue of studying.

So Xiang Zeyu took the sick leave note and asked for leave from the school generously, and had to rest for two weeks to relieve the mental weakness caused by his studies.

He will miss the English test.

Mr. Mao and the chicken laughed mercilessly, mocking Xiao Zhen unscrupulously.

Xiaozhen replied calmly: "From the results, Xiang Zeyu, who lowered the average score, was kicked out. It's a perfect direction."

"It's a perfect direction." Mr. Mao applauded, "If I hadn't watched the whole process, I would have given you full marks. Can't you admit your failure frankly?"

"Justasplanned." Xiaozhen replied pretending to be deep, and turned off the Vision Projector.

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Captain Madara's dream teaching project isn't going well.Although it turned itself into Gao Yuan's most admired hero in the game in his dream.But once Captain Madara asked Gao Yuan to study, Gao Yuan immediately found various excuses to avoid studying.Captain Madara had to educate the student as a knight in his dream.

However, this obviously had little effect.

Even Gao Yuan's father's roast meat with a leather stick can't restrain his playfulness, let alone the two-dimensional paper man of the Blue Knight.

Captain Madara, or the Blue Knight, whenever this legendary figure in the game preaches English grammar in a serious manner, Gao Yuan yawns uncontrollably in his dream.Neither the shining armor nor the steel sword burning with magical fire could lift his spirits.In the context of this game world view, English is more effective than hypnotic magic.

Obviously already in a dream, why is this person still asleep?The Blue Knight put down his English textbook and glared at Gao Yuan who was sleeping soundly.

Under a strong electric shock, Gao Yuan woke up from his dream with a yell.

"Do you know what will happen if you fall asleep while I'm lecturing on grammar?" The green knight gritted his teeth, "Next time, your lungs will be directly smashed into porridge by my sword. Do you want to try it? See that smell?"

Gao Yuan blinked and said, "But...you are a knight of justice."

The blue knight replied coldly: "You have agreed to accept my trial. There will be no human rights in the trial."

"I protest! I am underage! I want to withdraw from the trial!"

"What did you say?"

"I want to quit the trial!! I want to quit the trial!! I'm not a knight anymore!!"

"very good."

The Blue Knight snapped his fingers.

The huge force caused Gao Yuan to fly into the air, and he turned upside down in the air, and a disgusting mud puddle appeared under the boy's feet.

"Put me down!! What's under here?"

"Obviously, it's a swamp and mud pit." The blue knight added: "By the way, there are gluttonous crocodiles in it. There are about three of them. I'm not sure, but you're enough for them to stick between their teeth."

"Help!" Gao Yuan, who was hanging upside down, struggled in the air, crying, "Help!" When his head gradually approached the swamp, Gao Yuan shouted with all his strength: "Forgive me! I won't quit the trial, Do not quit!"

Gao Yuan was thrown onto the grass.He was out of breath and terrified. "Great Blue Knight, I can accept other trials, fight monsters, collect materials, whatever, can you stop me from learning?"

"No." The Blue Knight replied mercilessly.

Gao Yuan woke up from his dream, he broke out in a cold sweat.He is sitting in class, and the history teacher is teaching.Seeing him wake up, the teacher gave him a disgusted look, turned around and continued writing the blackboard syllabus.

At least this teacher didn't almost kill him like the blue knight in the dream.Gao Yuan wiped off his cold sweat, the horror and reality of the dream still lingered on his skin.Is this too obsessed with "Knight Carol" (the name of the mobile game) recently?Why are the dreams in the past few days still all serial dramas.

Every time he fell into a dream, his favorite blue knight would haunt him and force him to attend classes and study with violence.Play if you don't learn, play when you fall asleep, and play if you make a mistake.Is this because of the aftereffects of being beaten by my father?After thinking about it for a while, Gao Yuan thought that this was a nightmare he had because of the combination of the mobile game he played recently and his violent father.

To avoid these strange dreams, it seems that the only way to...

After class, Gao Yuan flipped through two pages of English textbooks for the first time.Then he yawned heavily.

He took out his mobile phone, and when he was about to click on "Knight Carol", the blue knight on the LOGO seemed to be staring at him.He thought about it, he deleted the Knight's Carol, and then clicked into the download center to re-download a new mobile game.

Goodbye, Blue Knight.

"Sometimes I feel that there is no cure for Homo sapiens!!" Rooster roared.

"No map guns, Chen Yuxin has been studying very seriously these days." Xiao Zhen said.

Mr. Cat said proudly: "The little girl has obviously improved in the past two days. My plan is very successful. When I lectured, she listened very carefully, and the practice error rate in the past two days has also decreased significantly." It shook Tail asked Xiaozhen with great interest: "What do you plan to do with the remaining students?"

Xiaozhen replied: "I have observed for a few days. I think their IQs are actually not much different. The problem is that they cannot concentrate. Teacher Feng is right. External factors are the main reason that affects academic performance. The most critical factor is , that is the mobile phone."

He clenched his fists and said seriously: "So!"

"so?"

"Just make their phones unusable."

"...You are really simple and rude."

*********

Xiaozhen spent half a day negotiating with the boss of Fox Merchant Han and bought several signal jammers.Excluding Xiang Zeyu who couldn't take the exam, there are four students in the class who need attention.

When he went to school during the day, he walked through the classroom, chatted with his classmates with a smile on his face, walked past the four students naturally, and pasted the customized information jammers on them.

The appearance of the information jammer is the size of a grain of rice. Once it touches the skin of the subject, it will automatically penetrate into the body and melt into the blood. After two weeks, it will be automatically metabolized and clean, and it is harmless to the body.

During self-study that night, Gao Yuan found that the school's WIFI was broken. He asked the classmate next door if it was the same.

Gao Yuan turned on the traffic, but he still couldn't log in.This made him a little annoyed, the new game he just downloaded was the critical moment to score points on the list.He was looking for a signal in the hallway with his mobile phone, but no matter how he ran around, there was no mobile phone signal.

When he returned to the class, the classmate was texting, looked up and said: "I will be able to get on as soon as you go out."

What a hell.

On the way home from school, his mobile phone still had no signal.Gao Yuan decided that there was something wrong with his mobile phone.

When he got home, he finished his dinner.My parents, who would have been sitting in the living room watching TV and playing with their mobile phones, found that the signal at home was gone.Whether it's cable TV or network TV, whether it's a phone or a tablet, all the signals are dead.The landline is fine, but only useful for calling for repairs.

After making several complaint calls from the Internet service provider, his parents, who had nothing to do, turned their attention to him.

"Ms. Yuan called me." Father Gao said, "She asked me to pay attention to your English homework."

Gao Yuan looked desperately at his father sitting at his desk.Father Gao said, "Show me your homework."

So, he had to stare at the textbook for more than an hour under the watchful eyes of his father who lost the Internet and was doing nothing.

When will this damn network be fixed!

That night, the customer service of the local Internet service provider received calls for maintenance complaints from several different neighborhoods.In these few blocks, or to be precise in the buildings of the community, network interruption failures occurred at the same time.After several overhauls by maintenance personnel, they were unable to find out the cause of the failure.Several home phone calls almost overwhelmed the customer service.

After changing several groups of maintenance staff, they all think that there is no problem with the line.But after the signal returns to normal during the day, the signal will be lost again at night.After repeated inspections over and over again for a week, several staff members were tossed and wanted to scold their mothers every day.When daylight comes, the signal is perfect.At night, when the owner gets off work and the child returns home, the signal will be sick.Faced with the fury of several families, they had no choice but to scold the real estate developer and construction party three hundred times in their hearts.

"I think some of your classmates are dry." Mr. Cat said.

"Just get used to it, and you won't die." Xiao Zhen replied without sympathy.

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A few weeks later, Teacher Xiao Yuan looked at the report card and said, "It's really surprising."

Gao Yuan passed this time. Although it was a good passing grade, it was already a rare pass for him.The scores of the students in the other two questions have also improved significantly compared with the last time.Chen Yuxin scored 80 points this time, which was a big improvement, and directly entered the top 20 of the class.And Xiaozhen scored 93 points in the test, ranking No.6 in the class.Liu Xingquan scored 99 points in the test and is still the top of the class.

"Yan Zhen, you did well in the exam this time."

Properly increasing one's own score can also increase the winning rate of defeating Class 1 and Class 3.

最后的结果出来得很快，2班的均分比3班高3分，以0.6的分差胜过了永远第一的1班。

Class 2 finally got the long-lost English subject grade first.

Teacher Xiao Yuan smiled happily.And Xiaozhen hopes that this group of rich alien crabs can give the money quickly.