parasitic son

"I need a wife!" Zeng Liangcai, who was as beautiful as a doll, said in a sweet voice, blinking her big shiny eyes.

"Are you a master of women's clothing?" Xiao Zhen blurted out.He couldn't help but looked Zeng Liangcai up and down, the girl in front of him was soft and sweet no matter what.

"I'm not a big guy in women's clothing. I didn't wear what you Homo sapiens call women's clothes. I deliberately dressed up as a woman. My appearance is just like this." Zeng Liangcai said, "We believe that the attributes of Srini are public, or that you Homo sapiens consider Men in the world are generally beautiful in appearance like this, which is close to your human female beauty to a certain extent."

"..."

"For example." Zeng Liangcai raised a finger, "There are creatures with this attribute on the earth. Generally, male birds are more showy in birds, such as showy male peacocks and plain female peacocks. This is because Only those with beautiful appearance or majesty can be competitive in reproduction activities."

"Oh..." Xiaozhen nodded, "I probably understand, but the supervisory eye will not give you a wife!!!"

"I didn't ask for a wife." Zeng Liangcai said innocently.

"Then what do you want to say? Introduce someone to you?"

"If you have it, it's not impossible..."

Xiaozhen quickly sent a message to Mr. Cat, 【Zeng Liangcai hopes that the supervisory eye will introduce him to someone】

Mr. Cat replied: [Let him die]

"Well, this is impossible." Xiao Zhen said to him.

There was no disappointment on Zeng Liangcai's face. He said: "I didn't expect your organization to introduce me a spouse. After all, the number of people of our race is very small. Our tradition is to only find partners of the same race."

"Okay, goodbye then." Xiao Zhen planned to turn around and leave.

"Wait a minute." Zeng Liangcai stopped him, and he handed over a bottle of drink, "Master, Supervisor Eye, please drink your saliva first, and then listen to me."

With the name of the eye of supervision, even an outsourced employee like me seems to have authority.

Xiaozhen took the drink and took a look. It was a beverage bottle with bright lemon yellow and orange packaging. The text on it was in the common language of the galaxy, and there was a brand "Speedy", which was a drink from outside the earth.Xiaozhen has the impression of this brand. Not long ago, when he was selling Xiangxunguo Juice, as long as he searched for drinks on Xingwang’s trading network, it would be overwhelmingly covered with drinks of this brand. Was pushed for this drink.

Unscrewing the bottle cap, Xiaozhen took a sip, the refreshing bubbles bouncing on the tip of his tongue, his spirit was lifted unconsciously.

"tasty?"

"It's delicious." Xiaozhen nodded, "What do you want to tell me?"

"It's like this." Zeng Liangcai pulled his fluffy and lovely brown hair with his hands, "Have you heard of the custom of our Dasline people?"

"I've only heard about your super fighting power."

"Let me think about how to say it." Zeng Liangcai frowned slightly, "It may not be appropriate to use the description of a bird to describe our relationship between the sexes. Our relationship between the sexes is closer to, um, a lion. No Wrong, it’s the lion on Laura!!”

Xiaozhen took another sip of his refreshing drink, he didn't understand why this pretty and lovely Dasline was so excited.

"My lord, do you know the living habits of lions on Laura?"

"I know. You mean the male lion basks in the sun every day and the female lion hunts?"

"Uh, not about that. I mean, do you know the pattern of Lola's pride?"

"A male lion and a group of female lions. The male lion guards the territory as the lion king, while the female lions are responsible for hunting and taking care of their young." Xiaozhen put down his drink bottle and asked, "Could it be that you are too?"

"In some ways, it's very similar to what we were made of in the past. The environment of our planet is extremely cruel, which is completely different from this peaceful and peaceful Laura. There are many dangers in our jungle, and even the weeds on the roadside It may be a deadly poison blade, and there are countless ferocious and violent raptors and beasts on the planet. The weak cannot survive in Dasley. It is this kind of cruel environment that makes us stronger physically and mentally than the Milky Way. Some races." Zeng Liangcai showed pride on his face.

But isn't your Dasline star blown up?Xiaozhen took another sip of his drink, but didn't speak.

"This environment has also created our customs, that only the strong have the right to reproduce, and only the strong can pass on the genes."

"Uh, you mean..."

"Just like Lola's lion group, the strongest becomes the lion king and owns the territory, and is allowed to mate with the lioness to breed offspring."

"Do you mean that the strongest have the right to open the harem?"

"Actually, it's not the harem you think. These strongest are called 'kings', and only kings have the right to approach those charming sisters. Other Daslines who are male can only wander in the vast sea of ​​stars. , look for and challenge the next king in the galaxy, take his place if you win, and continue wandering if you lose."

"It sounds really miserable."

"This is our ancient custom." Zeng Liangcai clenched his fist, "You can understand it!"

"It's not incomprehensible."

"I have been wandering the Milky Way since I was a child, and I accidentally arrived on this planet a few years ago. Yes, this is the paradise described in the epic of Dasline. It is comfortable and harmonious without large-scale camp struggle. When I arrived At that moment, I knew that it was the love star of my dreams." Zeng Liangcai held his face and said, "More importantly, there is a king here."

"what?"

"Yes, there is a king and 37 charming Dasline sisters!"

"You're referring to a very capable Tasline and his harem."

"After discovering this, I made up my mind. I will follow the ancient tradition and challenge the king."

"..." Xiao Zhen said, "For 37 wives?"

"Of course there is also the factor that my sisters are too charming, but more importantly, it is the blood of the Tasley inside me roaring. Fighting is our nature, and it is our glory to challenge the king."

"I see, for 37."

"In short, I have written a letter of war to the king, and the day of the decisive battle is today."

"Today, today???"

"Yes." Zeng Liangcai nodded and said, "Since I recognized my destiny to challenge the king, I have been training myself every day, strengthening my body and strengthening my mind, just for today's battle."

"For 37. Wait a minute. Those 37 sisters are also individuals with free will. Is it really okay for you to do this? This kind of tradition is a violation of human rights!"

Zeng Liangcai's face suddenly became very serious, "You still don't understand our race. It's the sisters who choose us, not the tyrants who take away the harem as you understand. We all look like human women, but yes The life expectancy of females is several times longer than that of males, so they will only consider the strong. Only the king who defeats the challenger or the challenger who defeats the king is eligible to be favored by the sisters, and the loser will be Directly expelled by our sisters, this is the way of glory determined by our genes. We do not have the so-called loyalty and morality of your human beings. For a race like Dasline who struggles to survive in a cruel environment, making future generations stronger That is our responsibility."

You said that Sriniva has exploded! !Is this garbage tradition still necessary! !

"..." Xiaozhen said, "Then what did you mean when you said that you want a wife? You also said that your race is going to be extinct. Isn't there still a king and 37 young ladies?"

"The genocide is just my description." Zeng Liangcai said sadly, "We have a small number of people in Dasline, and we are indeed struggling on the verge of extinction all the time."

"So what exactly do you want the Watching Eye to help you with?"

"I'm going to find the king to have a decisive battle with him today. I hope you can accompany me." Zeng Liangcai raised his eyes like brown glass balls. under the watchful eye."

Ah, I can understand his thoughts.

Under the supervision of the Eye of Supervision, both sides will restrain their combat power so as not to fight too much and cause casualties.In case of any major incident, the Taslines will be expelled together.The presence of personnel with supervisory eyes is also the best solution in terms of safety.

"Okay." Xiaozhen drank the drink bottle in his hand.

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Zeng Liangcai turned around and went to the bathroom to wash his face. When he came out again, this Dasline who looked like a cute girl gave off a completely different feeling. His face showed the pride and alertness unique to a soldier. His eyes glowed with the fearless light of a warrior.

This is a duel for the dignity and glory of the Srini people.

"Let's go," he said.

"it is good."

Xiaozhen followed Zeng Liangcai out of the residential building and got on a bus.At Zeng Liangcai's reminder, they got off the car on Square Road.This stop is the city square. Although today is Saturday, there are very few people because of the rain in the morning.On the edge of the flowerbed were rows of undisturbed green holly, trimmed to perfection.

"This is where the king and I will duel." Zeng Liangcai said.He tossed his backpack aside.

Xiaozhen said: "Uh, you really want to fight in public?"

"Yes, it's in this square."

"But this is too blatant! Local humans will find the anomaly."

"Don't worry, our duel will not hurt the locals."

No, your relaxed tone is rather suspicious! !

Zeng Liangcai took out a horn and shouted into it.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"

To the ears of the local humans, this is just a high-pitched and piercing shout, but Xiaozhen knows that this is a unique cry of the Daslines. It has been transmitted on a certain frequency, and only the nearby Taslines can receive it .

Zeng Liangcai maintained his standing posture without moving.

A moment later, a bus stopped by the square, and an extremely beautiful woman came down. She had wavy hair, a complexion like ivory, and eyes like stars. She was light and elegant like a fairy.She is wearing very simple denim clothes, but she has a sense of ambiguity. When her radiant eyes turn and her gaze falls on someone, the person she is watching can't help but smile silly.

"Tsk, pretending." Zeng Liangcai muttered softly.

Xiaozhen said softly: "Wait a minute, this beauty is not the king you speak of."

"Yes, his name is Yunji, and he is the only Dasline king in this area of ​​Lola."

"Are all men of your race beautiful?"

"We Srini people are stronger and more beautiful."

I understand that they are both big beauties and little beauties.

After the leader, Yunji, got off the bus, dozens of tall and slender women got off the bus one after another. They were like top models walking on international catwalks. They were all slim, with slender waists and long legs.They stood together on both sides of the cloud, like colorful flowers.The passers-by around all stared wide-eyed, looking at this group of beauties, they didn't even dare to speak loudly.

Xiaozhen asked Zeng Liangcai with his eyes, are these 37 sisters?

Zeng Liangcai nodded, and he clenched his fists.

If you say that the stronger you are, the more beautiful you are, no matter how I look at it, you have no chance of winning!

"Are you still not giving up? Zeng Liangcai." Yun Ji spoke, his voice was extremely clear and sweet, like Brother Ying's melodious cry.

"I came here with enlightenment." Zeng Liangcai said loudly, his fluffy and lovely hair shook.

The 37 sisters behind Yunji laughed softly.

Zeng Liangcai's face flushed slightly, but he stared at Yunji without looking sideways, "I have invited the Lord of the Eye of Supervision, and he will monitor our duel."

"Very good. I have no objection." Yun Ji glanced at Xiao Zhen.

Zeng Liangcai took out a bottle of drink from his backpack and handed it to Xiaozhen. He whispered, "My lord, from now on, you can just drink water and watch us duel."

Xiaozhen said: "If I think your fighting will harm the local people, I will stop immediately."

"no problem."

Xiaozhen stood aside.

Zeng Liangcai walked towards the open space.Yunji also walked over.

Their faces are all the same dignified, they are about to fight for honor.

Although the cruel Dasline star has disappeared into the universe forever, it shaped the soul of the Dasline people.

They are lonely and furious warriors whose lives have been marked by battle and blood.A Srinier fights only to win.

Zeng Liangcai and Yunji looked at each other, Xiaozhen thought they would hate each other, but at this moment their eyes only had a burning unyielding fighting spirit.

A sister came out of the 37 beauties, and she said loudly: "In the name of the disaster star that shines on Dasline, I, Lan, the eldest from the Hong family, announce the beginning of the duel!"

Her arms swung down!

Xiaozhen took a breath, and almost at the same time, Zeng Liangcai pressed the phone.

The square resounded with Phoenix Legend's "On the Moon" played at high decibels.

Then Zeng Liangcai started a square dance, and Yun Ji followed suit.

Xiaozhen: "..."

Xiaozhen turned around and asked a beautiful woman, "Aren't they going to duel?"

"Our courtship duel with Srini is to dance." The beautiful sister said, she smiled unconsciously when she saw Xiaozhen's face, "Our population is very small, and our individual combat power is strong. In order to let more The individual survives, and we don't use very violent methods in this kind of thing."

Xiaozhen: "..."

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Policeman Zhao Anliang is on night shift in the office. He is writing a work report seriously. Next week, he will attend a cross-district exchange meeting. He hopes to do his job well in advance.

At this time, the phone rang, and the other end of the phone said that some residents complained that there were people playing music at high decibels and dancing square dance noises in the square beyond ten o'clock to disturb the residents.