parasitic son

Captain Madara's first advertising performance ended with the Yan family watching in polite but awkward silence.

Although in the eyes of Captain Madara, whether it was Anyuan Yan'an or Xiaozhen Yanzhu, they were actually holding back their laughter.The only thing that gives it some relief is that Mr. Cat was not there when the ad for the public execution was played.

If Mr. Cat is here, he will definitely say some strange things that will make Captain Madara jump up and down in anger.Its absence is really the only happy event in Captain Madara's troubled days.

It didn't know that Mr. Cat was dealing with important matters in the local office of the Eye of Supervision at this time.

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Overseer's Eye Local Office

Mr. Cat crouched on his desk looking at the holographic dossier suspended in the air.From Ma Jingshi's perspective, the cat's head can only be seen shaking slightly against the empty air.This is the encrypted information channel of the Eye of Surveillance, and these messages can only be viewed in a specially authorized manner.

Although this planet locally named Earth is an independent civilization planet, the Eye of Supervision has still deployed some local human assistants to monitor and transmit information.In the past two days, an informant in this city suddenly lost contact.His home was empty when Agents of the Overseer's Eye visited, only to find a tiny piece of debris on the bed in the bedroom.When it was discovered, it was decomposing and vaporizing rapidly, and the agent had to race against time to put it into the stasis bottle.Afterwards, the laboratory technician announced that if the agent arrived 2 minutes late, the residue would have decomposed without a trace.After some analysis, its remaining genes showed that it belonged to the missing informant.The laboratory believes that the informant has been killed, the body has been completely decomposed and vaporized through this unknown technology, and all the agents found is the last bit of residue.

This means that if the agent did not happen to come to investigate in time, the informant would literally disappear without anyone noticing.

Ma Jingshi smelled something bad the first moment he received the information about this case.

Is this a special case, or does it mean that there are more victims like this who have been silently erased in the dark.He didn't dare to think about it further.

At this moment, as a subordinate, he could only wait quietly for the decision of his superior.

Ma Jingshi saw Mr. Cat's cat ears shaking slightly, which meant that it had finished thinking.

"Collect and submit to me all the local missing information within this year." Mr. Mao said.

"all?"

"Yes, all. Including local humans and aliens."

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This day after class, it was Xiaozhen and his classmate Chen Yuxin's turn to clean up.

When Xiaozhen came in with a dustpan, she saw Chen Yuxin looking around with her mobile phone.

"Chen Yuxin, have you cleaned up yet?"

"Hmm..." Chen Yuxin frowned, her face was serious, as if she was thinking about something important.

"what's wrong?"

"Yan Zhen, are you feeling lucky?"

Xiaozhen blinked, and quickly checked the local human buzzword database, and learned that the word ou means good luck.Chen Yuxin should be asking him how lucky he is.Xiaozhen really didn't know how to answer the lucky value, a unit that belongs to the category of occultism.

Although judging from his past experience, his lucky value can't seem to be high, but it can't be said to be very low either.

Before he could answer, Chen Yuxin couldn't bear it anymore.She quickly handed the phone in front of Xiao Zhen, "It's okay, Yan Zhen, just take a look at it for me!"

"Huh? This is it?" Xiao Zhen took a look, and this was the Elegy of Dawn, a mobile game that has become very popular among students recently.

"I don't feel very good right now. Come and take a look."

"Oh..." Xiaozhen stretched out his hand and pressed the card draw button on the phone interface, and saw the light flickering in the interface, and after various special effects of light pollution exploded in turn, one card after another appeared one after another.Chen Yuxin clasped her hands together and murmured, "Please! Make sure to come out!!"

After 1 minute, ten cards are lined up one by one.In Xiaozhen's eyes, these cards are all colorful and have their own light effects, so I don't know if there are any cards that Chen Yuxin wants.Chen Yuxin took a look at the phone, she murmured: "Ah, it's not very good, there is only one SR, but I already have this one. Hey, Yan Zhen, you make me so sad."

"..." I'm really sorry for not smoking well.Xiaozhen said: "The merchants have lowered the probability so low, it is not easy to get the one you want."

"I've been saving stones for a long time!" Chen Yuxin squeezed the phone tightly, "Now there is only one last shot left!"

"Then you smoke."

"No! I want to find a more European place." Chen Yuxin looked around, and finally she chose Liu Xingquan's seat.Class leader Liu Xingquan has a special filter and prestige in the eyes of the classmates, and Chen Yuxin automatically interprets it as European style at this moment.She came to Liu Xingquan's seat, staring at the clock above the blackboard, motionless.

"What are you doing here again?"

"Wait for metaphysics time." Chen Yuxin said, "It is said on the forum that the output rate is the highest at [-] pm."

I get it, it's still a set of formal religious rituals.

Wait until the pointer points to six o'clock.Chen Yuxin pressed it, "Get out!" she shouted.

Then, her expression became very sad.Xiaozhen knew that this expression meant that she had failed to draw the card again.

"Damn it." Chen Yuxin, who had always been quiet, stomped her foot.

"Is the stone light?"

"It's all gone, nothing at all. I don't have any money, and I rely on saving stones." Chen Yuxin sighed, "If I knew this, I would let Maomao smoke."

"What does cat smoking mean?"

"Don't you know? In the Thousand Faces Cafe not far from the school, there is a very European cat."

"You mean, can this cat draw cards for you?"

Chen Yuxin nodded, "It's Ouhuang! Yan Zhen, you don't even know it, it's already a legend in the card-drawing world! It's a very powerful net red cat now. Even some people in our class specially took their mobile phones to invite it to draw cards .”

"It's so powerful." It must be a coincidence of probability and the result of marketing.

"Yes. It's the Ouhuang cat."

"Let me guess, does asking this cat to draw a card still need to enter the store for consumption?"

"That's right. As long as you offer sweet shrimp or salmon to Ouhuang Maomao, Ouhuang Maomao will draw a card for you." Chen Yuxin clenched her fists, "It's decided, I want to save money and stones, and then go to invite Ouhuang Maomao." The imperial cat draws a card for me."

How does this sound like the store's nonsense marketing.Xiaozhen decided that it was necessary to get his classmates out of the marketing trap, "I think you might as well try to find the school cats, maybe there is Ouhuang among them."

Chen Yuxin thought for a while, then nodded and said to try it later.The two packed up the cleaning utensils, chatted and walked out of the classroom.

When it comes to the school cats, Chen Yuxin is very familiar with them.She has always been one of the cat lovers who feeds the school cats.After going downstairs to the teaching building, the cats all ran over when they saw Chen Yuxin, rubbing and meowing around them.Chen Yuxin bent down and touched one of the cats, and then she said, "You can only eat cat food these days. When Granny Lin recovers from her illness, she will bring you delicious dried fish."

"Grandma Lin is sick?" Xiaozhen remembered the cat-loving volunteer who often came to the school to feed cats. She looked like a very lonely old man.

"Well, I heard from the sister of the Rescue Home that Granny Lin is sick and hospitalized. I hope she can recover soon." Chen Yuxin said to the cats, "You should also bless her."

The cats immediately meowed and meowed in unison.

Strange, logically speaking, Lola's native cat should not be able to understand the complex meanings in human language.But Xiaozhen clearly felt the cats' superficial concerns about the old man just now.Is it because they heard the word Granny Lin?

Xiaozhen stretched out his tentacles to explore, and the superficial consciousness of the cats has changed to give me food, give me food, play with me, play with me, play with me, play with me.

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Lu Lixuan has an extremely important mission.

The humans who destroyed Lola.

This is his sacred mission to come to this planet.

A genetically engineered product, he is essentially a biological weapon, a malevolent plague from a civilization in the galaxy.

He himself is not strong in combat, and his camouflage can fool the most advanced detection technology in the galaxy.The delivery of this kind of biological weapon is often through the monomer landing on the target planet, and after a period of time, it will mate with the local intelligent life and multiply.He himself will not cause harm to the local intelligent life, but the offspring he reproduces with the local intelligent life are fatal to the local intelligent life.

His descendants have integrated the genes of local intelligent life, and will automatically spread a virus from the body to the air.The virus is colorless, odorless, and has no symptoms after inhalation, making it extremely difficult to detect in the early stages.The brains of the infected are actually woven into a vast, invisible network by the virus.This network is triggered when intelligent life across the globe is infected.At that time, all intelligent life in the area will become a slime monster that loses its inherent shape.They lost their original species boundaries, lost their original minds, and turned into a mess of genetically chaotic hissing foreign objects.

From the birth of his descendants to the spread of the virus to the global infection of the virus, this process generally lasts for decades or even centuries.The most dangerous thing about this virus is that there will be no abnormal behavior in the process of spreading the infection, so it is often impossible to detect and stop it in advance.

Usurper is the term for this kind of biological weapon.

Lu Lixuan is a usurper who shoulders the mission of destroying Lola's humanity.

Silently sneaking into Lola, disguised as a local resident, was his first step.

The second step is to find a local healthy female, mate with her and reproduce.

Only now, he was temporarily stuck at the first step.

Lu Lixuan sat silently in the detention center.

There are too many things he doesn't understand about the local civilization.For example, he didn't understand why the quilt on the bed had to be folded into square tofu cubes.He also didn't understand why this group of people lined up in the open space to perform some repetitive movements in the morning. He guessed that this was probably some kind of mysterious local religious ceremony.

Strictly speaking, Lu Lixuan felt that the detention center was a good place.Meals are delivered on time every day, and there is no need for other physical activities in the morning except for some repetitive movement rituals.There is a TV in the room, and a TV series called Luopao's Wife is broadcast every day. Lu Lixuan thinks this is an excellent first-hand information for understanding the local customs and customs.

So he watched it carefully every day.

After just three days, Lu Lixuan even felt a little regretful when he left.

He won't get free meals after leaving here.According to the information he saw, money was spent everywhere in Laura's life.He now has no fixed home or income, which means that his life in the next few days will not be very comfortable.Right now I can only try to find a job.

Fitting in without arousing any suspicion is his number one priority.After all the planet is being watched by the ubiquitous watchful eyes and safety committees.It is a mistake to run naked without knowing the local customs, and he can't do anything abnormal to attract their attention.

Be a good man in the future, lad.In the parting words of the staff, Lu Lixuan left the detention center.

Get a job first, he thought.

At this time, a young woman walked up to him.

Lu Lixuan raised his head, his genes sent out a signal.He realized that the young human female in front of him was healthy and fertile, with a high degree of genetic fitness, and she was a suitable target for him.

So he took a step forward and stopped the young girl.The girl looked at him strangely.

How should the request to reproduce with a young human female begin?

Lu Lixuan knew that some planetary species had the custom of showing their genitals to females, and the larger the genitals, the higher the success rate.But judging from the fact that he was reprimanded and detained for showing his body as soon as he came, this method is obviously not valid.

The girl said, "May I ask who you are?"

Lu Lixuan suddenly thought of the Runaway Wife he had been watching for the past few days, so in the blink of an eye, he repeated the lines from the TV series: "Girl, you have successfully caught my attention."

The girl looked at him in horror.

Strange, no effect?So he said again: "Don't hide it, I know you've taken a fancy to me. Your eyes can't lie."

The girl's expression became a little dull.

What should I say now?Lu Lixuan decided to get straight to the point: "We might as well mate immediately."

After a minute of silence, the girl screamed loudly: "Help!! Someone is playing hooligans!!"

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Policeman Zhao Anliang is getting ready to leave work.There are very few police cases today, and this may be a rare day for him to get off work on time.

Suddenly the phone rang, and Zhao Anliang picked it up, and learned that a hooligan was harassing a young woman in the street and was being beaten by angry passers-by.