parasitic son

Zhao Anliang looked at the man in front of him. He was in his 20s, with broad shoulders and a strong body. He had a square face, his skin was a little pale, his eyes were bright, and he was ignorant of the world. An ignorant young man who has not been beaten by society not long after graduation.

This young man is very energetic when he looks at people, why did he do such a thing?

Zhao Anliang cleared his throat, "Lu Lixuan!"

The young man's eyes were still wandering.

Zhao Anliang raised his voice, "Lu Lixuan!"

Only then did the young man respond: "Yes, I am Lu Lixuan."

"Do you know what mistake you made?"

"Wrong?" Lu Lixuan looked at Zhao Anliang, "Oh yes, the locals are disturbed by my showing my body on the street."

Zhao Anliang said angrily: "You still don't realize your mistake! Running naked is indecent and against public order!"

Lu Lixuan said: "I know, I didn't do my research beforehand, and I don't know the customs and traditions of the local people."

"..." Zhao Anliang patted the table, "Lu Lixuan, you deliberately exposed your body in public. According to the Public Security Regulations, if the circumstances are serious, you can be detained directly!"

"Please define the local meaning of the term detention."

Zhao Anliang held his forehead, he must have arrested a fool, but he didn't look like this young man, "Detention means detaining you."

"Is there food to eat?"

Zhao Anliang was furious immediately, but before he got angry, he thought about it, maybe this person might have some mental problems, but he heard Lu Lixuan say: "I haven't found a job yet."

"Ok?"

"In order to integrate into the local area, I must find a job, but now I have no job." Lu Lixuan said, "It is very difficult to survive in the local area without a job."

As soon as these few words came out, Zhao Anliang suddenly understood that it turned out that the behavior disorder was caused by not finding a job.As an ordinary policeman within the system, he fully understands the hardships of job hunting in today's society.It is estimated that this young man who just stepped into the society lost his wits and vented his dissatisfaction by running naked after hitting a wall everywhere.Zhao Anliang has seen a lot of strange things in the past few years as a policeman.Earlier, he had also dealt with a police case of running madly and streaking in the street because his girlfriend broke up. He didn't expect to run into the trouble of job hunting today and run blindly and streaking.

Zhao Anliang has always been a reasonable and kind-hearted person, thinking that this young man might just lose control of his emotions after failing to apply for a job, he softened his tone a little, and gave Lu Lixuan some patient psychological counseling and criticism education.When he reprimanded, Lu Lixuan listened very seriously and nodded frequently.

Finally Lu Lixuan said: "Officer Zhao, I will not show my body in the street without clothes in the future."

"Won't it happen again?"

"No more." Lu Lixuan said, "I will investigate the local customs and integrate them into the local area."

After repeated reprimands, Zhao Anliang felt that although the young man spoke a little strangely, he seemed to have realized his mistake and said that he would not do it again.He took another look at the guy's ID card. He didn't have any criminal record or drug use record. He was indeed an ordinary migrant worker who had just entered the city.

Seeing that Lu Lixuan was young and sincere, Zhao Anliang taught him a few more words and asked him to write a self-criticism.

At this time, Cao Yu, who was out on duty, came over. He heard that there was a naked man running naked in the street today, and he was arrested and brought to justice, so he walked over to have a look curiously.Seeing Lu Lixuan's ID card on the table, Cao Yu picked it up and looked at it, but his expression changed.

As an agent of the Security Committee, Cao Yu can be said to know the forged documents of alien infiltrators.The ID card in his hand can fool the local humans, but it can't fool him at all.Cao Yu's built-in scanner inside the eyeball accurately identified that this ID card came from a local underground alien agency, and had already hacked into the local human data network to modify the information.

Another intruder.Cao Yu put down his ID card, and he looked at Lu Lixuan who had finished writing the self-criticism.He has more important things to ask than confirming his identity.

"Is it a cat or a hamster?" Cao Yuli asked.

Zhao Anliang looked up at his colleague: "?"

"Is it a cat or a hamster?" Cao Yu asked again.

Lu Lixuan put down his pen and replied honestly: "I chose the cat."

"Detention!" Cao Yu yelled, "This person ran naked in the street and violated the public security regulations! He must be detained! Detained for three days!"

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Fans of Sin Mie are canvassing for votes, and under their actions, the number of votes for Jean Valjean, the dog's evil leader, has increased by hundreds of votes.At this time, the number of votes for the championship battle has exceeded 1, and the number of votes for Mr. Cat, Gilgamesh the Hamster, and Pok the Lizard has exceeded 4. The number of votes for the No.4000 dog evil leader Jean Valjean is only over 4 votes. Although it is No.[-], the number of votes is really incomparable compared to the number of votes.

Sin God didn't say anything, but his fans were a little anxious.They simply canvassed votes directly in game forums, but most nerds were not interested in voting.If the voting target was their three-dimensional Two-dimensional beautiful girl wife, their enthusiasm might be even higher. A dog that looks a bit shabby did not arouse the enthusiasm of this group of otaku at all.Originally, the number of votes for Jean Valjean, the commander of evil, just went up and down for a while, but things changed in other directions.The reason was that a netizen on a certain game forum suddenly noticed that the background of this dog photo looked like the backstage of a variety show that was currently on the air.The makeup box next to the dog was once on TV.Out of curiosity, this netizen looked up the ID of the candidate for the competition, and it showed that netizen "Burning 2233" was the master of the evil leader Jean Valjean.

So he took this ID and found out that this ID had been active in some music communities, and had uploaded two songs on video sites.After some inquiries, it was found that these two songs were the works of Internet celebrity singer Xie Ran.

Speaking of Xie Ran, he is an original Internet singer. He once became popular with the song "Good Morning Girl", but he has been in a state of confusion since then.To put it nicely, he is a well-known original singer, but to put it bluntly, he is a past internet celebrity.Originally, he would have been confused like this, but this month, the large-scale reality singing show "Let Me Hear Your Voice" that he participated in is being broadcast.

On this variety show, he has attracted a wave of fans by virtue of his excellent singing skills and unconventional cold face.Now the search rate and discussion of Xie Ran's entries are rapidly increasing, and there is a tendency to become popular.

The netizen felt like a treasure for this discovery, and immediately went to Weibo to express his conjecture.

In just half an hour, this Weibo was retweeted more than 5000 times.

At this time, Xie Ran's manager, Cindy, had long since left the pet contest behind.

In her eyes, Xie Ran is a good rough stone.He was very good-looking, fair complexion, clear black eyes, and tall.The face is a very regular oval face.No matter who it is, they will praise him when they see him. This guy is so handsome.It's a pity that Xie Ran obviously has talent and looks, but he just hasn't caught on.

The aesthetics of today's entertainment industry is more towards more neutral and feminine men, and although Xie Ran's appearance is good, it doesn't match the current popular neutral aesthetics.Moreover, Xie Ran's personality is also a big problem.

To be famous now, besides appearance, the most important thing is personality.Nowadays, serving fans is also a must for celebrities in the entertainment industry.Xie Ran is talented, but his problem is arrogance.Whether it's a live broadcast or on a show, Xie Ran always has a face, and no emotion can be seen on his flat face.This is a big taboo for attracting fans.

If you want to attract fans, you must have a shining personality. Those who are active on TV and video networks are generally sand-sculpted pistachios, witty jokers, silly and sweet little sheep, enthusiastic big brothers, etc., regardless of When positioning any persona, you must first let fans see you among a group of entertainers.It's not that it's not good to be a high-cold person, but that in some situations that are not suitable for high-coldness, the effect will only be counterproductive.

Fortunately, Xie Ran, he just does his own way.Sing when you have to sing, and don't like to talk to people when you don't sing.Whenever seeing Xie Ran like this, the manager Cindy couldn't help shouting in his heart: How can you become popular like this!

After tossing and tossing around like this for a year, Xie Ran participated in this variety show.Cindy didn't have the mentality of being popular at all, but just hoped to attract more fans and expand her business.After recording two episodes of the show, Xie Ran was eliminated.After being eliminated and returning home, he lived a leisurely holiday life.

After the show started, Cindy accidentally discovered that Xie Ran had signed up his dog for a pheasant pet competition.After thinking about it, she thought it was an opportunity to hype, and the company behind this platform happened to have acquaintances she knew, so she made public relations plans to prepare a shady champion, and then made a small hype.Unexpectedly, only two days later, her acquaintance told her that the company had been bought by someone, and now the competition would not be able to win tickets.

But at this time, Xie Ran was really angry.Because of the broadcast of the program, Xie Ran's almost perfect performance in the first round of qualifiers, plus an impromptu singing in front of the instructor, immediately attracted the attention of countless audiences.He was originally cold and reticent, but in this performance he spent all his little appearance time on singing.As soon as the first episode of the show was over, #谢蕷##谢蕉非常音乐# became a hot search.

Cindy laughed straight away.In the past two days, her mobile phone was almost exploded.Fire!My Xie Ran is finally on fire! !Now that it was on the trending list, she forgot about the fact that the pet pheasant contest could not be smuggled tickets.Because there are too many points that can be used to hype.

She quickly found a few marketing accounts, provided a small video of Xie Ran's roadside performance that she was most satisfied with before, and quickly bought a few hot searches. Seeing that there were more and more topics of discussion on Xie Ran on social platforms, she Finally, there is a sense of elation.

She happily opened Weibo, ready to feel the popularity of her artist.Then she saw a few strange trending searches, #谢娜的狗#, #魔法组给火阿拉谢良#, #为谢莎的狗证计#.

"Ah? This is?" Cindy murmured.

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Policeman Zhao Anliang walked to the front hall, where a child was crying loudly at the gate of the police station, and the parents who looked like his parents stood aside in embarrassment.

The child cried: "I want to call the police! I want to call the police!"

Zhao Anliang smiled and said, "Little friend, what happened?"

The child cried: "My Gilgamesh is dead. I want to call the police!" The parent said in embarrassment: "His hamster is dead. Police comrades, don't laugh. I'll take him home right away."

At the same time, Ma Jingshi, the supervisory eye, and Inspector Sheying of the Safety Committee received an unexpected message at the same time.

Gilgamesh, assassinated.