parasitic son

In the eyes of all the students, Teacher Xiao Yuan is a lovely and gentle female teacher.But in Xiaozhen's eyes at this moment, the female teacher's laughter is no less than the neighing of a giant sadist.

"Yan Zhen~~~" Teacher Xiao Yuan smiled sweetly. Her face was also sweet and soft, but Xiao Zhen smelled a certain fishy smell, which was the dangerous smell emitted by carnivorous beasts when they preyed on them.

"..."

Teacher Xiao Yuan said softly: "Yesterday, I waited at the intersection with Qiuqiu for 4 hours. It wasn't 4 minutes or 40 minutes, but a full 4 hours."

That's right, if An Yuan hadn't intervened in the end, Teacher Feng would have chatted with my father until dawn.

"Finally he finally came out. In the end, your family even sent someone to drive him home." Teacher Xiao Yuan said kindly, "Your parents are really considerate."

"It's so late, I have to drive the teacher back." Xiaozhen nodded.

Teacher Xiao Yuan turned his head and smiled lightly.

The fishy smell in the air became more and more intense, like an alien monster roaring and exhaling.

Teacher Xiao Yuan raised his eyebrows slightly, "Tell me, what did you do to get fired that I don't know? It's worth more than 4 hours of a routine home interview?"

Because Mr. Feng wanted to turn himself into a shell and squat on the display shelf.

"Because Teacher Feng and my dad had a very happy conversation, I forgot the time for a while." Xiao Zhen didn't intend to tell her that Teacher Feng was a shell fan.He has seen many interracial love affairs, most of which only bring almost devastating blows to the parties involved.For Teacher Xiao Yuan's bitter love and pursuit, Xiaozhen's code of conduct is not to actively obstruct, but also not to actively help.

"What did they talk about for so long?"

Xiaozhen said that he didn't hear clearly.

Teacher Xiao Yuan snorted, and she smiled again: "Yan Zhen, because you are unreliable, Teacher, I waited for 4 hours at the intersection for nothing."

There is nothing I can do about it.My psychological suggestion can't resist his desire to be a nest heart in the pile of shells in my house.

"So you owe me. Then in order to make up for the time wasted by the teacher, you need to make up."

"Teacher, I'm just an ordinary local. I have neither money nor ability. Even if I can inherit the family property in the future, Teacher Feng may have grandchildren by then."

"What about Mr. Feng?"

"Nothing at all."

Teacher Xiao Yuan smiled, and did not dwell on the disrespect in his words, but continued: "Our English scores in Class 2 have always been crushed by Class 1 and Class 3. There will be a grade English test in 2 weeks. .My request is that our class’s English subject should take the first grade in this exam. If you owe me, then use this method to make up for it.”

"Teacher, do you misunderstand me? I'm just an ordinary local."

"That Elt man should still live in your house."

"Mr. Cat is at my house."

"I've always heard that the Elter is scheming. You can ask him for help, you are his local facilitator. It's a small favor, and he won't help."

"...Teacher, the first grade is not a matter of one or two people, it depends on the results of all the students in the class. Is this a bit too difficult?"

"It's okay, if you can't finish it, you still owe me. Then I have other things to come to you next time." Teacher Xiao Yuan said with a smile.

"..." Xiaozhen asked her: "Teacher, you are an alien, is the grade of a subject in a class very important to you?"

She replied: "It's important. It's extremely important. It's about whether you can face that hateful woman Lily."

Miss Lily?Xiao Zhen remembered that Teacher Xiao Yuan had a competitor of the same age.That is teacher Lily who also teaches English.Different from the lively and lively teacher Xiao Yuan, teacher Lili is dignified and elegant, and her teaching is rigorous.Two people are about the same age and teach the same subject in the same grade, so comparisons are inevitable.In the previous exam, the English subjects of Class 1 and Class 3 taught by Teacher Lili have improved to a higher level overall.At the staff meeting, the principal specifically praised Teacher Lili's achievements by name, and at the same time directly asked other colleagues to learn from Teacher Lili.

"Heh, our class must win this time." Teacher Xiao Yuan clenched his fists, "We must defeat Lily!"

You, a group of alien crabs, want to fall in love with local men, and want to defeat ordinary local human women.You've crossed hundreds of billions of stars, that's what you're here for.

"...Teacher, why don't you grab a few students for surprise tutoring, that will be more effective."

Teacher Xiao Yuan smiled brightly: "This is a debt you owe me. And I will give you a certain reward, for example, 8000 credit points."

"Teacher, I think Mr. Cat and I can give it a try."

***********

Yan house

Mr. Cat was a little surprised: "So this group of alien crabs wants to defeat a business competitor?"

"That's right, she said that if I can't do it, I will come to you for help. In her opinion, you are a cunning Elt."

Captain Madara said: "Very well, you are an ordinary local human, and you are an Elt kitten. I seem to have been perfectly ignored."

"In her eyes, you are just a chicken."

"..."

"Let's not mention this for now." Xiaozhen asked Mr. Cat, "What happened to that whirlpool?"

Mr. Cat looked a little complacent.It announced that, in its tireless efforts, it had put the Vortex into a safe guise.

"Security camouflage? Sounds like a surefire piece of equipment that's going to blow up by accident soon."

"Your words sound full of the sour taste of a layman." Mr. Cat straightened his upper body, "After my observation, this vortex is currently stable."

They returned to the school experiment building at night.

After blocking all the surveillance cameras, the three Mind Eaters entered the library in a big way.

Mr. Cat moved the bookshelf and put the whirlpool into the cabinet below the bookcase.Arrange the original books inside under the cabinet.To enter the vortex, one must climb into the lower cabinet, remove the books, and crash directly into the cabinet wall.

Xiaozhen squatted down, silently watching Mr. Cat's disguise.

"how?"

"Have you considered the situation of library staff counting books?"

"The books below are all out-of-the-way magazines that have been borrowed for many years."

"What if a staff member comes to tidy up the cabinet, what if he climbs into the cabinet?"

"Normal people don't hit the cabinet wall like blind people!"

"What if he is an idiot who insists on smashing the cabinet wall?"

"Hehe, just in case." Mr. Cat gritted his teeth, "This just in case is equal to the chance of a member of the safety committee coming to inspect your school."

"There are no absolutes in everything." Xiao Zhen said.

"There are no absolutes in everything." Chicken repeated.

"Shut up for me."

Creatures cannot see the vortex with the naked eye.There are some special sensory races in the galaxy that cannot be detected without the help of special instruments.It is the most mysterious existence in the universe, and even the Supreme Council and the leaders of the Legion keep it secret.

There are many explanations for its formation.The most common theory is that it is an accidental product torn apart by dimensional storms.Xiaozhen has two most concerned questions: How long has this vortex been here?And why did it appear here-an independent remote planet that the galactic civilization has not yet accepted.

Regarding Xiaozhen's question, Mr. Cat spread out his paws to express his ignorance.

"God knows how long this vortex has existed." Mr. Cat said, "Maybe it was the day before yesterday, maybe it was many years ago. Judging from this comfortable school, it shouldn't have caused many abnormalities."

"Maybe it has caused a lot of trouble, but the locals just haven't noticed."

Mr. Cat smiled: "Maybe."

This ambiguous attitude made Xiao Zhen ignite the urge to pick up Mr. Cat and spin him 360 degrees in an instant.After entering Yan Zhen's body, probably affected by the host's brain, Xiao Zhen found that she became very emotional.

"I want to go to the other side of the whirlpool." Xiao Zhen said.

The cipher galaxy on the other side of the vortex is a very prosperous planetary city group in the galactic civilization circle.The existence of this vortex allows people to instantly step from this remote planet to the Weaving Night Star, which is thousands of stars away.There is no need to buy a seat on a ship ticket, no need to endure the torture of space jumping, and no need to endure the high risks of long-distance voyages. This dream of instant span is enough to make every interstellar traveler burst into tears.

Of course Xiaozhen wants to try this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and he wants to go back to Planet City to do a few things.The chicken also jumped on his shoulders and asked to go with him.

Mr. Cat gave Xiaozhen a plastic bracelet.

"what is this?"

"A locator."

Xiaozhen's tone was full of admiration: "If I can't come back, can you still pull me back from the side of the whirlpool? Brother, you are more wise and reliable than I imagined."

"No, you think too much, this thing is just a street stall. If you are within 2 meters of me, the bracelet will light up. That's what it's for."

"..."

"The vortex has no concept of spatial dimension. This thing is just convenient for you to find the entrance of the vortex on the other side." Mr. Cat licked his paw, "I will wait for you on this side. Of course, if you don't come back for more than 3 hours. I will treat you as dead."

"What a touching camaraderie. Why 3 hours?"

"Oh, because it's 3 hours later and that's the latest gate you can go home. Your mother will sentence you to death."

"..."

It's hard to describe what it's like to walk through a vortex.It's like riding a rapidly descending elevator, like walking underwater in rough waves.All his senses were thrown into a storm, confused and blurred.He felt Captain Madara's hazy consciousness, and their consciousness was being linked together to avoid being separated when passing through the vortex.

When all the chaotic reverberations in the ears were over, and when a nerve-irritating rusty smell hit the nostrils in the air, Xiao Zhen had crossed tens of millions of stars and arrived at the center of the encrypted galaxy - Zhiyexing.

Xiaozhen saw the towering buildings in the distance.As far as the eye can see, there are unparalleled high-rise buildings, as well as countless bright lights piercing the night sky, thousands of airships, aircraft, transport ships and electronic goblins swimming in it.In every direction are arcs of lightning that are constantly flickering.

This is the world he hasn't seen for a long time, the world of galactic civilization.

The chicken sighed: "It's been a long time since I saw this scene."

"The City of Evernight, the land that never sleeps." Xiaozhen said.He looked around, and he and Captain Madara were really in a garbage dump.The garbage disposal machinery was roaring, and the air was filled with the smell of excessive cleanliness and rancidity.

"We've really saved a lot of money for long-distance sailing tickets." The chicken flapped its wings happily, "What do you want to do now? Go drink?"

"I don't have any money. So I want to go to the credit bank (that is, Interstellar Bank)." Xiao Zhen said.His old Xingwang account has been frozen, and now it's time to use the backup account.

"That's right! It's time to settle your debts. By the way, I want to drink pink scythe wine."

"I don't think we can walk to the city on the horizon in 3 hours at our speed."

The chicken looked at the urban buildings in the distance and wailed: "This trash dump is too far away from the city!"

A cold voice came over, "Why are you going to the city?"

Several uninvited guests appeared on the garbage dump.Their long tusks gleamed in the light, and their hoods were patterned turquoise skin.Each of them has a weapon in his hand, and hostility is written from head to toe.

Zhen glanced at the weapons in their hands.It was a beam gun that could punch a hole in his body with one shot. Although it looked like a black market smuggled product, its power should not be underestimated.Xiaozhen admitted that he was a little flustered, he didn't want to use Yan Zhen's body to evaluate the performance of these black market beam guns.

He was really flustered.

"Why would a Homo sapiens appear here?" The other party growled, "Are you a spy sent by the parliament?" His hand was pressed down.

Xiao Zhen grabbed the chicken, turned over and rolled down the garbage mountain.The laser brushes past his hair. "Go!!" he yelled at the chicken with brainwaves.

***********

Mr. Cat is licking fur.This is actually the autonomous action of its host.When not using the body to rest, Mr. Cat will return the control of the body to the host.

bump!

The door of the bookcase was kicked open, and Xiaozhen and Chicken rolled out.

"Welcome back, warriors." Mr. Cat said, "Your interstellar journey has been going on for a total of 5 minutes."

The chicken crowed: "This is the best place!! I like peace!"

Xiaozhen said: "At least you won't be bombarded with laser cannons because of your faction here."