parasitic son

An Yuan and Wei Hongzhuo looked at each other for a while.

"Old Wei, did my son come over twice just now?" An Yuan asked uncertainly.

"I really drank too much wine." Wei Hongzhuo murmured, "I seem to have a very strange sense of déjà vu just now."

"..." An Yuan looked back at the door of her house. She felt as if she had hallucinated. Xiaozhen, who was clearly in the kitchen, suddenly appeared outside, and appeared twice in a row. She asked Wei Hongzhuo: "You also Did you see? Xiao Zhen came over twice in a row."

"I really drank too much wine. Drinking is really harmful."

The man seemed to have given up thinking.

An Yuan thought for a while and walked towards the door. She hesitated for a moment, then pushed open the door of her own house.

*******************

Xiao Rui is planning to escape by jumping out of the kitchen window.

He came to the kitchen window and reached out to open it.But the window didn't budge.Xiao Rui thought to himself, could it be that his strength is too weak?He tried to push again, but the window still didn't move.Is this stuck?

The kitchen door was pushed open and the family's cat walked in.It jumped onto the kitchen counter and lay down leisurely in the pose of a farmer, looking at him with interest.

Xiao Rui ignored it.This neurotic, hair-shedding creature has always been in the top three of Xiaorui's list of creatures that must be avoided in life.It just needs to lie there obediently and not get in his way.Xiao Rui continued to open the window.

The windows still don't move.

strangeness.

Xiao Rui knows his own strength as a bionic person. The strength he used just now can push away even a heavy wardrobe or sofa, let alone a small window.

But the window in front of me, let alone pushed open, didn't even open a crack.

The cat next to him started licking.

I don't know if it was an illusion caused by a program error caused by the unsmooth opening of the window, Xiao Rui felt that the cat seemed to sneer with disdain.

Xiao Rui looked back at the cat, and the cat licked its fur unhurriedly.

I think this cat is laughing at me.

It is not wise to have a conflict with the cat at this time, Xiao Rui turned around and continued to push the window.

This time he used the maximum power output, he must be able to... definitely be able to...

The windows didn't budge.

This is totally illogical.

The output I just had was enough to push this wall away.

The cat smiled disdainfully next to it.

His internal communicator was vibrating.Master Yin Ran was urging him anxiously: "Xiao Rui, you must leave immediately!!"

He truthfully replied to the owner: "I want to beat a cat."

"Smack a cat! Xiao Rui, you should leave now."

He turned off the comm and stared at the window in front of him.With his calculations and his output power, it is absolutely impossible for this window to fail to open.Maybe he should have taken a different approach.After calculating for a few seconds, Xiaorui decided to cut the window directly by physical cutting.Before he could make a move, he heard the creaking of the door and the sound of gasping in surprise.

The door was pushed open, and a familiar boy walked in.

He looked curiously at Xiao Rui in front of him.Xiao Rui also turned to look back at him.

Ah, this is the boy Yan Zhen who unfortunately died of electric shock.Xiao Rui was all too familiar with his face.Because he has been using this boy's appearance these days.Now the two of them stood in the kitchen like a pair of reflections in a mirror.

"You are..." the boy said confusedly.

At this time the door was pushed open again, and another boy walked in.His face was exactly the same as theirs, and he stared blankly at the two in front of him.

How is this going?

Xiao Rui had already listed all possible emergencies before he ran away, but the situation before him was completely beyond the scope of his analysis.He could only look at Yan Zhen x2, a boy who was already dead, speechless. His operating program was protesting against this completely unreasonable reality.

What exactly is going on?

In the midst of the flash, he still didn't forget his duty, which was to play the child of the family perfectly before escaping.

So Xiao Rui shouted: "Who are you? Why are there two me!"

Yan Zhen who was facing him said, "I am Yan Zhen."

Another Yan Zhen said, "I am Yan Zhen."

"No, Yan is really me!" Xiao Rui said, "You are all fake."

Yan Zhen on the opposite side said: "By definition, if I am fake, then you are fake too."

Another Yan Zhen said, "I agree."

An Yuan pushed open the kitchen door.

Yan Zhen on the opposite side said, "Mom."

Another Yan Zhen said, "Mom."

Xiao Rui also called out: "Mom."

An Yuan silently stared at the three Yan Zhens in the kitchen, looking from left to right, and then from right to left.

Snapped!

She closed the door.

Xiao Rui accused the other two Yan Zhen: "You scared my mother away."

Yan Zhen on the opposite side said: "Mom used to be very happy to see me. It was you who scared her away."

The other Yan Zhen nodded, "It was you who scared her away."

"No, I should be the one who said that. It was you who scared mom away."

"It was you who scared Mommy away."

"It was you who scared Mommy away."

"No, I didn't, you're fake."

"You are the fake."

"You are the fake."

"You are fake!."

"It's you."

"It's you."

After going through this cycle several times, Xiao Rui heard other people's voices in his ears.

"Okay, okay, you all pause."

If someone came in, he would definitely notice it, but he didn't feel the biothermal energy reaction of anyone coming in.He turned his head, and there was only one cat in front of him.

There is only one possibility.

Xiao Rui looked at the cat and said, "Are you from Elt?"

"You can think so." The cat sat on the console. "You can end this meaningless dialogue loop."

Xiaorui said: "It's not reincarnation, it's about recognizing each other's identities. I am Yan Zhen."

Yan Zhen on the opposite side said, "Yes, I am Yan Zhen."

Another Yan Zhen said: "Yes, I am Yan Zhen."

"it's me!"

"it's me!"

"it's me!"

"Give me a break!" the cat stared at Xiao Rui and said, "Stop pretending, I know you must be fake."

"What are you talking about? I'm Yan Zhen!"

"You are a special model of the Yipu three series, with the characteristics of simulating the appearance of creatures." The cat said unhurriedly, "I have known you since the first day you came."

"..."

It turned out to have known.Xiao Rui said, "It's your fault that I can't open the window."

"Yeah." The cat nodded cheerfully.

Xiao Rui carefully calculated multiple ways to cut cats in a second, but killing an Elt on this planet will only bring more trouble to the owner.He couldn't let Master Yin Ran lose his right of asylum.So Xiao Rui decided to quickly cut the window and escape from here.

"I am from the Overseer's Eye," said the cat behind him calmly.

Xiao Rui stopped moving.

"Master, my action failed." He secretly sent a message to Yin Ran.

"what?"

"I met two Yan Zhens."

"what?"

"I also met a cat."

"what?"

"I was caught by the eyes of supervision."

"Goodbye."

click.His communications were cut off.Xiao Rui can fully understand Yin Ran's behavior.The safety committee and the eye of supervision can be said to be the last enemy the owner wants to see.In a sense, the supervisory eye is more terrifying than the safety committee. The safety committee may only kick Yin Ran back to Sana, while the supervisory eye will literally burn the owner into a puddle of lava in a physical sense.

Xiao Rui looked at the cat in front of him, and he had a feeling that any resistance or escape in front of this cat would be his own death.And all he can do now is to protect the master as much as possible and not disclose any information about the master.

The cat said: "Two of you three are fake." It nodded to Yan Zhen who was opposite, and motioned him to stand by its side.Slime Yanzhen obediently walked to the side of the cat.

"Then, you two impostors, tell us about your purpose."

Xiao Rui remained silent.In any case, he would not betray his master.

The other Yan Zhen also remained silent.

"Don't you want to say it?" The cat turned his head and looked at the other Yan Zhen, "I know very well that you are imitating with other strains of bacteria. The only way to have this kind of technology here is from Luo Ya's Nest or Kelun The hand of the master. There is no reason for Master Kelun to send a counterfeit, so there is only one possibility, and that is Duke Gil. This guy has been trying to inquire about me. I am basically sure that you are a spy sent by Duke Gil to inquire about me. .”

The other Yan Zhen lowered his head, as acquiescence.

"And you, a bionic robot." The cat looked at Xiaorui and said, "In the past few days, I have found out your model and your owner. Your owner, 'Eight-legged Spider' Yin Ran, is currently She paid a huge amount of ransom money and was under the surveillance of those trash from the Security Committee. Considering the huge amount of the ransom money and the location of her previous crime, I think she should not want to cause any trouble. But she still caused trouble. My slime mold Yanzhen accidentally visited your master's residence to trigger the mechanism and fell into suspended animation, and then your genius master thought of such a play. Well, it really opened my eyes."

"You know everything." Xiao Rui said, "Wait, suspended animation?"

"Yes, suspended animation."

"Then my master didn't kill by mistake." Xiao Rui said, "She is innocent. So can this matter be over?"

"Of course it's not over," said the cat decisively.

"But your Yanzhen is completely fine." Xiao Rui pointed to the slime mold Yanzhen opposite.

"Putting my belongings into suspended animation is also a violation of my property. Need I remind you of the terms your master signed when he came to this planet? She damaged the property of the Eye of Supervision, which means that the Security Council has Your protection has expired." The cat said gloomily, "Your master is now my prisoner."

"But Yan Zhen really looks fine!" Xiao Rui wanted to resist the cat's accusation.

"If you don't want your Master Yin Ran to be taken away by the Eye of Supervision, then you can confess to me in exchange for Yin Ran's immunity this time."

"Confession of what?"

"Tell me a certain secret of Yin Ran. I can consider whether to be exempted depending on the size of the secret."

"This is not allowed." Xiao Rui was still struggling, "My program stipulates that I cannot betray my master."

"This is not betrayal, this is saving your master Yin Ran. Your program can calculate and understand this logic." The cat said coldly, "Also, are you a member of the Robot Rational Association?"

"Yes."

"If you refuse to exchange the secret for Yin Ran's immunity, I will modify your core chip and directly let you join the Harmful Robot Association."

"I said!" Xiao Rui shouted.

The cat looked at him.

Xiao Rui said: "Actually, my master Yin Ran her..."

"what?"

"My master, Yin Ran, is bald." Xiao Rui said, "She always wears wigs to cover herself!"

************************

Mr. Cat came out of the kitchen.

Slime mold Liu Xingquan and slime mold Wei Jingjing are still sitting in the living room.

Liu Xingquan, the slime mold, said, "Aunt An just ran out with a pale face."

Slime mold Wei Jingjing nodded: "She was very frightened."

Liu Xingquan, the slime mold, glanced at the kitchen, then turned to Mr. Cat and asked, "Excuse me, Yan Zhen, does he have mitosis?"

Mr. Cat said, "Just act like nothing happened."

Slime mold Liu Xingquan and slime mold Wei Jingjing nodded obediently.The two slime molds are not the problem, the problem is the three at the door.

An Yuan was doubting life with Wei Hongzhuo and his driver on the gate passage with a blank face.

Mr. Mao thought to himself, if there are only these three, brainwashing is not difficult.

……

An Yuan said softly to Wei Hongzhuo: "I saw three Xiaozhen in the kitchen just now. My mind is in a mess right now."

Wei Hongzhuo's expression was completely empty, he said: "This is normal, after drinking too much alcohol will produce afterimages."

An Yuan said, "But I didn't drink at all."

Wei Hongzhuo sighed: "It's like this if you drink too much wine, and you may even have the illusion that you didn't drink."

Mr. Cat strode out.

An Yuan, Wei Hongzhuo and the driver's eyes were all attracted by the cat.

It was as if there were ripples spreading in the brain, and some memories became blurred and broken, leaving only a few shadows.An Yuan thought in a daze, I seem to have had a strange dream just now.

Wei Hongzhuo said: "As expected, I was so drunk that I made such an oolong."

Then came two boys and a chicken.

Yan Zhen shouted: "Mom, I'm home."

Liu Xingquan also shouted, "Hello, Aunt An, and Uncle Wei."

Wei Hongzhuo said: "Fuck! It's rewinding again!!"

An Yuan shouted: "Here we go again! This time, we have copied Liu Xingquan!"