parasitic son

Hearing this, Mr. Cat looked at Captain Madara suspiciously.

"Okay no problem boss!"

"You answered too straightforwardly." Mr. Cat said, "Don't you ask about the job content?"

"No way, the pressure to raise a baby is too great."

Mr. Mao sighed: "Is it really worth it for you to work so hard?"

"Look at my caterpillar, how cute it is!" The cat-headed caterpillar poked its head out of Captain Madara's back and bowed politely to Mr. Cat.

"Excuse me, besides being cute, is there any other use for it?"

"It's enough for cats and cats to be cute! You are too harsh."

"Then it is now a waste that only shows off its cuteness and wastes your money."

Hearing Mr. Cat's speech, the cat-headed caterpillar immediately drooped its head, and its two pointed ears drooped down, looking pitiful, weak and helpless.Even ordinary human beings can't help but feel soft-hearted when they see this scene. "Don't talk about it like that!" Captain Madara protested heartbroken. It held up the caterpillar with its two short wings and held it up to Mr. Cat's eyes. Have the heart to blame it!"

"...I'm sorry, I just want to punch Pension with that stupid face."

"You are jealous!!"

"Okay. Put away your caterpillars." Mr. Cat said, "Next, I will talk about the work content this time."

"I hope you won't be as foolish as Boss Han."

"Hmm..." Mr. Cat wagged his tail.

"What are you guilty of?"

"I'm just thinking about how to explain the background of this mission to you."

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"Do you remember everything I said?"

"almost."

Mr. Cat walked in front and said seriously: "It must not be the same, this is related to the diplomacy of the two races."

"Alright alright."

At this time, Mr. Cat and Captain Madara are walking on the rooftops of the city.It was midday, and the sun was whitening the rubble of the roof.Captain Madara has the urge to lie on the roof and sleep on his stomach with his feathers spread out, but this is not a good time.Right now, it is going to do the work that Mr. Cat has assigned.

(You repeat the task information to me again.)

At this time, Mr. Mao no longer uses vocal language, but directly uses ideas.This is an expression of its cautious attitude.

So Captain Madara also responded directly with his brainwaves: (In 15 minutes, the noble feet of the special ambassador will step on the street of the vegetable market, and she will meet the representatives of the Alt people's chamber of commerce through this street.)

(Yes.)

Captain Madara said: (And then on that street, she will be attacked by a certain force.)

(Yes, some unknown force.) Mr. Cat accentuated his voice.

(The task I received is: to protect this honorable Lueguite Ambassador, and let her safely pass through this street to enter the Elt Chamber of Commerce under the attack of an unknown force.)

(Yes, the special ambassador must be allowed to pass safely, and she must not be hurt a little.)

Captain Madara said: (I want to ask, is the security of the Lukete people not enough?)

(Indeed, they had no idea their ambassadors were about to be attacked.)

(What?)

(Once this information is leaked, it will trigger diplomatic incidents between races, and even cause war. So we must hide this news.)

Captain Madara stopped in his tracks: (I never believed that your supervisory eyes would be so kind. Let me ask another question, wouldn’t your supervisory eyes destroy the conspiracy of that unknown force in advance?)

(Hehe.) Mr. Cat wagged his tail.

Captain Madara looked at Mr. Cat, and then it said, "You know who that unknown force is."

"Ha ha."

(And if it is leaked to the Lliocides, the Lolidentes will know who it is.)

"Ha ha."

(So ​​why didn't you guys stop them beforehand?)

Mr. Cat thought for a while and replied: (First, this unknown force is closely related to a certain faction in our supervisory eye. If we block it in advance, it will be detrimental to us. Second, it will be better to use this matter as a handle afterwards .)

Captain Madara raised a small short wing and asked: (Why didn't you send the agents under you?)

(Because I can't let the other party know that the Eye of Supervisory has known about their conspiracy and try to stop it. They have close contacts with the Eye of Supervisory, and I can easily spread it to their ears by dispatching agents. On the bright side, the Eye of Supervisory cannot Use official status to destroy the friendly relationship with this unknown force.)

Captain Madara said: "...Why do I always feel that this matter is full of unreliable smell."

Mr. Cat said, "Relax, this is not so much an attack on diplomats as an act of humiliation."

"Humiliation?"

"Well, it's like this. In fact, this is not an attack on the Homo sapiens race of Lliotes. It is the ambassador who has a personal grievance with an unknown force. In fact, this is just an act of personal humiliation against the ambassador himself. But this act Once it happens, it will cause interstellar political problems. In summary, as the eye of supervision, we can neither publicly ask the other party to give up retaliation, nor can we notify Special Ambassador Lue Li in advance, which is also a nerve-wracking place.”

A car stopped at the intersection of the street, and an elegant and graceful lady got out of the car.She looked no different from ordinary humans, as if she was an elite female white-collar worker who had just left the office.

Motor vehicles are prohibited from passing through this street, and it is the busiest vegetable market street in the city.As soon as I stepped into the market, the noise came like a wave. The loudspeaker of a roast duck stall played in a loop, "The roast duck is only 20 yuan, only 20 yuan!" There were all kinds of bargaining sounds at the stall: "Give me 6 yuan Forget it!" "Bamao, can you do it, or if I can't, I'll leave!"

Special Ambassador Lue Li stepped into the bustling street.

Captain Madara said: "Why is the Chamber of Commerce office of the Elt people in the vegetable market?"

"I'm not really from Elt, how would I know!" Mr. Cat said, "Repeat what you are going to do."

"Guard the special ambassador Lueli pass through this street safely. If there are unknown forces attacking her, I will kill them all. Come and kill one, come and kill ten! Come and kill a hundred! Come and kill a hundred! "

"Say it again? What are you going to kill?"

"Okay, Special Ambassador Guardian Lue Li made sure she wasn't harmed by the attack, but made it impossible for either party to see that I was protecting her."

"Yes, you can't make it too obvious." Mr. Cat said, "Ah, that unknown force has also arrived."

Seven or eight pigeons flew over and landed in twos and threes on the telephone poles and the roof.

"Pigeons?" Captain Madara soon discovered that he could not receive any superficial consciousness of these pigeons.

"It's a bionic mechanical pigeon sent by an unknown force."

"Then what are these stupid looking pigeons going to do?"

"Each mechanical pigeon is equipped with a concentrated stink bomb. It is said that the smell can make the soul sick to the point of vomiting. Once the stink bomb hits the clothes, the only way to get rid of its smell is to burn it. If the skin is hit directly, use The best deodorizing equipment on the market will take a week to dissipate."

"So you mean, these bastards want the ambassador to meet the representative of the Alt Chamber of Commerce with a stink bomb in his body? Too vicious!"

"Yes, the Altites are extremely sensitive to smells. Once the ambassador is contaminated with this stench and sees the Elts, it will turn into a very rude diplomatic incident. The Lentites will lose the initiative to negotiate commercial and trade agreements. Right. The ambassador is leaving tomorrow, and this is the last time she managed to secure a meeting with representatives of the Alter Chamber of Commerce, which is crucial."

"You didn't inform the Luequite people of this kind of thing in advance?"

"Because that unknown force can affect the seat of the next Inner Ring Conference of the Eye of Oversight."

"Then why don't you let that unknown force do this?"

"Because the Lulitic people have a strong say in the parliament. We can't let the Lulitic people look embarrassed in this matter."

"To put it bluntly, neither of you wants to offend!"

"You don't know anything about the factional struggle that weighs politics." Mr. Cat slapped Captain Madara out with a paw, "Go and do your job!"

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……

Mr. Mao leaned on the fence, watching Captain Madara appear in the vegetable market without any sense of disobedience.No one is going to repeat the "why is there a chicken here" question anymore.Captain Madara walked through the crowd, keeping a certain distance from the special ambassador.

"Huh?" Mr. Cat was taken aback, and it said to itself, "Why did that stupid dog follow?"

Old Guo's dog Caicai quietly appeared behind Captain Madara.

At this time, Ambassador Lue Li and her assistant were heading towards the Aierte Chamber of Commerce in a leisurely manner.The lady dresses elegantly and simply, in a mix of local and interstellar fashions.The expression on her face was calm and dignified, and it could be seen that even during this short walk, she was still thinking about the content of the next meeting.

The Alt Chamber of Commerce Office is a ubiquitous department store, alcohol, tobacco, and grocery store.The grocery store is next to a fish food development company on the left and a fish wholesale store on the right.

The special ambassador is currently about 12 meters away from this store.

The bionic mechanical pigeons approached the lady quietly.Obviously, they only waited for the ambassador to leave the Chamber of Commerce before hitting her with a stink bomb.

(They're going to do it! Hurry up!)

Captain Madara had already walked to a chicken coop in front of a live poultry vendor, which was stuffed with live chickens for sale.Captain Madara pulled open the door of the chicken coop, and the chicken crowed: "Brothers and sisters!! For freedom!! Run!!!"

The chickens rushed out of the coop one by one.

The chicken stall owner screamed "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my chicken ran away" and jumped out to chase the chickens.Under Captain Madara's cock crowing against human tyranny, the flock of chickens scrambled to escape from the prison.A passer-by pushing a bicycle was struck by a chicken, and he fell screaming.The bicycle toppled over to another stall, knocking over the vegetable vendor's stall.The cabbages, radishes, and carrots at the vegetable stand rolled down one after another, directly blocking the way of a tricycle carrying goods.

People started screaming and arguing with each other.

A dog also joined the riot.The dog rushed over and jumped at the leader, Captain Madara.After Captain Spotted escaped, the dog threw down the stacked pigeon cages, and after a chase between the dog and Captain Spotted, the meat pigeons waiting to be slaughtered in the pigeon cages flew out one after another.

"My pigeons! My pigeons!!" The pigeon stall owner yelled. He picked up the net bag and attacked the pigeons parked on the roof. For ordinary humans who have no discernment, this naturally includes bionics Mechanical Pigeon.The bionic mechanical pigeons, the meat pigeons, and the flocks of chickens that kept jumping and gliding, staged a wonderful fight and chase with humans.

The vegetable seller got into an argument with the owner of the stalled tricycle. She accused the tricycle of crushing her falling cabbage. The owner of the tricycle refused to apologize, and the two of them completely blocked the busy street. "Why don't you leave!!" "You pay for my food!!" "You stepped on my carrot!!!" "If you want to leave, step on my dead body!"

"My chickens!!!" "Catch these chickens!!!" "Come on and catch these pigeons!!!" "You fucking stepped on my foot!" "What are you pushing, hurry up!" Are you going to reincarnate???" "Don't the people in front of the fuck just stop and shit?"

In just 2 minutes, the road was completely paralyzed.Angry and riotous crowds crowded the roads, fleeing chickens were jumping around, and soon the ducks and geese in the cages were released to join them.Pigeons chased by pole nets hovered above passers-by.After a while, a mechanical pigeon caught in a net threw a stinkbomb in self-defense, and it was like a signal that more stinkbombs exploded in the air.

This terrible smell spread through the streets like a sea tide.Passers-by were so suffocated by the stench that they almost went to heaven.

"What kind of smell is this!!"

"I'm going to suffocate!!!"

A passerby suddenly shouted: "This is the smell of hydrogen sulfide!! It's poisonous!! People will die if they inhale it!! It's a leak from a nearby chemical plant!!"

"poisonous!!"

"Everyone, run away!!!"

People were in complete panic.The original noise turned into crying father and mother fleeing for their lives.People shoved and screamed, green vegetables and winter bamboo shoots were swept to the ground, radishes and chrysanthemums were trampled to pieces by passers-by, and feathers of chickens, ducks, geese and pigeons fluttered in the air.Bicycles were thrown aside and tricycles tipped over.Escape became the only wish in people's hearts.

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Special Ambassador Lue Li and a white cat in clothes peeked out from the grocery store, "What are humans doing?" the white cat muttered. It was the general representative of the local Alt Chamber of Commerce.

"I really don't know how it happened."