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"I'm an alien." He Zhining repeated.

An Keke blinked: "I seem to have tinnitus. You were proposing marriage just now, right?"

"I said, I'm an alien."

An Keke chuckled: "Then I'm a Zentraedi."

"Is that so? I am a Lepas."

Xiaozhen reminded from the side: "The Zentraedi that Sister Keke mentioned is a virtual race in a certain local cartoon."

He Zhining said in a low voice: "I'm serious. I'm a real alien."

"Oh!" An Keke glanced at Xiaozhen, then at He Zhining, she smiled and said, "I understand, you guys are playing some kind of funny game. Well, you are from L'Oreal, then what?"

"It's a Lepas."

"Yes, yes, Lepa."

Xiaozhen said: "He... Brother Xiaohe, you have to prove to Sister Keke that you are a real alien."

He Zhining frowned and said, "My appearance is no different from the local Homo sapiens."

"For example, some high-tech stuff."

"Row."

He Zhining snapped his fingers.The furnishings around the cafe and the regular customers sitting next to them all disappeared.At this moment, they are on the cliffs of the snow-capped mountains with fluttering snowflakes. Looking up, they are all snow-capped mountains.The snow-capped mountains are steaming with mist and clouds, and the sky is bright and clean, magnificent and majestic.

He Zhining and Xiaozhen looked at Enkeke together, waiting for her to scream.

"Oh! I know! This is the snow-capped mountain scene of Doctor Strange!" An Keke applauded, "That super cool Master Gu Yi threw the curly blessing onto the snow-capped mountain, that's the scene."

"That's not Curly, that's Doctor Strange." Xiao Zhen pointed out.

"Oh, they're all actors." An Keke turned to He Zhining and said, "Next, if you draw a gorgeous magic circle, will you take me back to the cafe?"

"Uh, actually you are still in the coffee shop, I just invoked the holographic virtual scene, covering the entire coffee shop."

"Haha, I knew it." An Keke said, "I thought you were going to imitate Master Gu Yi and perform magic circles for me. These days, aliens are very dull if they don't show off. This kind of virtual scene The VR experience is not unusual at all now, and my college classmates are also working on this kind of project. But Xiaohe, your clarity and fidelity are really high, and the sound effect is also good.”

Xiaozhen said: "Is there no fluctuation in your heart?"

"This is not a very unusual thing. I knew you guys wanted to lie to me. What kind of aliens want to fool your sister, it's not enough!"

Xiaozhen said to He Zhining: "You have to come up with something more convincing."

"..." He Zhining snapped his fingers again.After closing the holographic virtual scene, a clerk came over, "Coco, you should know her very well."

"Oh, it's Xiao Sun, I recognize it." An Keke waved to the clerk Xiao Sun.

"Xiao Sun, let Keke see your true face."

The clerk was taken aback. Seeing He Zhining's serious expression, he turned to Encore and said, "My body may not conform to human aesthetics. Are you sure you want to see it?"

"Xiaohe, what kind of medicine did you buy in the gourd?"

He Zhining said: "For a while, no matter what you see, don't be afraid. Xiao Sun, you can turn off the optical filter."

Xiao Sun turned off the optical filter, and a large slug appeared.It is about two meters high and 70cm wide, with a huge body and slow movement.This dark gray slimy mollusc waved the two tentacles on its head and greeted Enkeke.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Yes, slugs, called slugs."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

"Coco, calm down. It won't hurt you." He Zhining gestured to the clerk Xiao Sun.

Xiao Sun transformed herself into an ordinary human woman again, and walked away gracefully.

"She really turned into a slug just now!! Such a big slug!!!" An Keke gestured and was still in shock.

"Yes, Xiao Sun is a slug. Now do you believe that I am an alien?" He Zhining said softly.

"Isn't this also a virtual VR scene?"

"Xiao Sun is real. If you don't believe me, you can go up and touch it. The touch can't deceive people."

"..." An Keke silently pushed aside all the drinks that Xiao Sun brought up just now.Then she looked up, her eyes full of suspicion, "Are you really an alien?"

"Yes, Lepas."

An Keke's face turned pale: "Xiaohe, you are also a big slug..."

"Oh, I'm not." Xiao He laughed, "My body is almost the same as Homo sapiens."

"That's good, that's good." An Keke put her hands on her chest and gasped, "Are you really an alien?"

"Yes."

"So, can you shut down the whole street?" Enkeke suddenly became excited.

"Why do this?"

"In the Korean drama "You from the Stars", the alien professor shut down the entire street with a wave of his hand! Super handsome!"

"Sorry, I couldn't do it without some preparation."

"Then what about the moving objects suspended in the air?"

Xiaozhen said, "That's what the Jedi masters did in Star Wars."

"Can you fly? Fly like Superman took Lois?"

"Then you have to buy some flying equipment."

"Where does time stop?"

"Sister Keke, in front of you is just an ordinary Lepas."

Encore looked a little disappointed.

He Zhining said sadly: "I'm sorry I let you down."

"Xiaohe!! It's okay! As long as you are by my side, as long as you are exactly like this, I don't care whether you are from Earth or from L'Oreal!"

"..." He Zhining said, "But the next thing is the real thing I want to tell you."

"what?"

"I'm pregnant with a baby."

"what?"

"It's your child."

"what?"

"I kissed you after the confession last time, and I became pregnant with your child."

"what!"

"But now I'm also pregnant with Zhang Bowen's child."

"what?????"

"It's like this..."

An Keke looked at He Zhining blankly, her expression seemed to be listening to a string of alien languages ​​she didn't understand.Xiaozhen suspects that the information that Xiaohe conveyed to her may just be spinning back and forth in her mind, and her brain may have terminated the analysis.

"In short, that's it, Ke Ke, do you understand?" He Zhining briefly described the course of events in the simplest language.

An Keke calmly took a sip of a glass of juice, then poured it straight down.

Xiao Zhen stood up and shouted: "It's bad!! She was so stimulated that she fainted!!"

After some fuss, Xiaozhen secretly entered some soothing messages for Encore, "calm down" and "calm down first".After pouring some water on her, Ankeke opened her eyes.

The first thing she yelled was: "He Zhining!! This is the retarded excuse you came up with to break up with me! It's too retarded!!"

"I did not lie to you."

"Did our family put pressure on you? Or did that kid Zhang Bowen tell you? You really don't need to talk to them at all. It's a matter between the two of us. "

"None of their business."

Encore's voice was full of uncertainty and pleading, "Tell me this is just teasing me, you are just teasing me. This is just your retarded joke."

"You know I won't lie to you."

An Keke stared into He Zhining's eyes, and after a minute of silence, she suddenly shouted: "That is to say, you told my cousin about this first?"

Cousin Coco, your focus is really strange.

"Why don't you be the first to tell me!!"

"I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it."

"Look in my eyes, is everything about your child true?"

He Zhining and Xiaozhen nodded at the same time, Mr. Mao and Captain Madara also nodded.

"Forget about the cat, why is this chicken nodding!!!"

Captain Madara said in human language: "What Xiaohe said is true. Your child is indeed Zhang Bowen's..."

"Don't repeat yourself, you chicken!!"

An Keke stood up, her eyes were red, she said: "I'm sorry, I need to calm down."

"cocoa……"

"Xiaohe, I'm sorry, give me a little time."

An Keke's voice trembled, and he picked up his bag and left the cafe without looking back.

……

"She looked really devastated."

"I knew it would be like this." He Zhining said softly, "I can understand her mood."

Seeing He Zhining's sad expression, Xiaozhen wanted to comfort him but didn't know what to say, so he simply asked: "If my cousin doesn't accept it at all, what will you do?"

"I will give birth alone and return to my home planet to raise this child. This child contains the genes of the people I cherish. I will not give it up."

"You really intend to do that?"

"Um……"

A bell rang, and the door of the coffee shop was pushed open again.

This time it was Zhang Bowen.

Compared with him who smelled of alcohol last time, Zhang Bowen now has returned to the appearance of a handsome nobleman.

He said he came to thank you.

"Thank you for saving your life, He Zhining." Zhang Bowen firmly held He Zhining's hand with a sincere tone.

"It's nothing. Even if I don't save you, other passers-by will save you."

Zhang Bowen shook his head, "Maybe if you don't save me, I'll be cold by the time I'm caught. There are many things, only a few tens of seconds away. Mr. He, I will never forget your life-saving grace."

"you are too polite."

"I also want to tell you another thing." Zhang Bowen said, "I will not give up encoco either."

"Oh?"

"You saved my life. If you need anything in the future, just come to me. Only Ankeke, she is the love of my life, and she will never give her up."

"The meaning in your words is that you will not give up cocoa?"

"Yes."

He Zhining motioned him to sit down.After both of them sat down, He Zhining said: "I think a relationship is a decision between two people, it's not up to you to let it go or not. Anke is an independent woman, she should make her own choice."

Zhang Bowen sighed, "Hearing what you said, I know why Encore likes you so much. I made a mistake. As long as you are not married, I will continue to fight for Encore."

"up to you."

"Mr. He, how long have you known Encore?"

"Two months."

"I told you last time that Keke and I have known each other for 20 years." Zhang Bowen's eyes became gentle, "Actually, I'm not exaggerating. We knew each other when we were four or five years old. I was physically weak when I was young. , I don’t like to play with their boys, but Ke Ke hangs out with them when she has nothing to do. When I was a child, I had a shameful hobby, that is, I liked to collect dolls. When I was a child, I thought dolls were cute and beautiful, and my dad hated me for that. , but my mother dotes on me, and she makes people buy me whatever I want. By the time I was six years old, I had collected about 100 dolls, and I put them all in one room. Facing them, I felt like a King. But then my collection was discovered by my cousin and his friends, they dragged out my dolls, made up songs to laugh at me, and spat at me saying I was a sissy.” Zhang Bowen unconsciously He clenched his fist.

"At that time, my family didn't say a word. They also thought it was shameful for boys to collect dolls. Only Ke Ke, only Ke Ke jumped out and scolded those bastards. I will never forget her at that time. Mr. He, What kind of girl do you think Coco is? Cute? Pure and lively? Natural? You know too little about her. I have been watching her since I was a child, and I have watched her grow up like me day by day. I know her shortcomings, I I have seen her at her lowest point, and I also know some things she wants to hide, and I even shared a secret with her. Mr. He, she is in my heart, and no one can replace her. "

He Zhining listened to his narration in silence.

"You are right, love is a matter for both parties. I should leave it to Encore to choose. But I will also make a declaration. I, Zhang Bowen, love Encore deeply, and I will never give up my love. "

He Zhining nodded, "This is your decision, no one else is allowed to say anything."

"I don't mean to make you give up by saying this, I mean we compete fairly! I will never admit defeat until the last moment!"

"very good."

Zhang Bowen got up and prepared to leave.

He Zhining said: "Wait a minute, there is something that I think I need to let you know."

"what?"

"I'm pregnant with a baby."

"what?"

"It's encoco."

"what???"

"But now I'm pregnant with you too."

"????"

"It's like this..."

……

Xiaozhen, who came back from the toilet, saw Zhang Bowen standing up from the sofa with a pale face.

"What's wrong with you?" Xiaozhen asked kindly.

"I'm an innocent straight man!! I'm an innocent straight-male!!" Zhang Bowen shouted loudly, and fled out of the coffee shop.