parasitic son

As soon as the door was opened, Yan An was almost suffocated by the strong smell of insecticide.

"What's the matter?" he asked his wife cautiously.

An Yuan told him that we were all allowed to die, but the insects could not live, and told him that he was killing the insects in the whole house.

Yan An carefully looked at his wife's expression, and agreed with her highest decision.

An Yuan, who was impacted by a grand parade of pests, called the pest control company to clean the entire Yan's house. For this reason, the Yan family will temporarily move to another house in the city for a few days.That was the house that Yan An and An Yuan lived in before, and the area was smaller than the current residence.Xiaozhen tried to explain to her mother that all the bugs in Yan's house had left on their own, and there was no need to call the pest control company, but An Yuan's attitude was very firm, as if she wanted to dig the house three feet to drive out the insects. I really have to give up.

After putting everything away and telling the clay figurines not to show up for activities, Xiaozhen left Yan's house with his family.

Xiao Zhen doesn't care where she lives as long as she has her own private room.

But he didn't expect that this "send it on a long journey" repeller would have follow-up feedback.

At that time, he was holding the game console to direct the little A in the game to continue to work and demolish the house, when he suddenly received a communication.

[Report, our team has marched to the middle of the Huayuan Road, the cockroach phalanx was attacked by the broom of the security guard, and 58% of the flanks have been killed...]

"What is this?" Xiaozhen said to himself.

Captain Madara leaned over his head and glanced, "Wow, this repeller is broadcasting the report on the long-distance travel of the pest phalanx that you sent."

But I don't want to know where they went.

Xiaozhen picked up the game console, and Xiao A on the screen was still trying to tear down the house.With his simple tools and unremitting efforts, the house has been demolished and only the last half of the wall remains.Noticing that Xiao Zhen was watching him, Xiao A raised his head and asked, "Yan Zhen, why do you keep asking me to demolish the house?"

"Don't ask questions, continue to disassemble."

"..."

Xiao Zhen felt that Xiao A looked very depressed.Do programs get sad too?

Beep beep, his communicator rang again.Xiaozhen picked it up again and took a look.

【Report! !The third-party scorpion troops encountered enemy attacks near No. 355, Huayuan East Road. Local humans attacked us with water, and some members of the scorpion troops were washed away by the water! 】

【Report! ! !The tail of the fourth phalanx centipede unit was attacked by the enemy! ! 】

What is this all about.

Captain Madara said: "It seems that I want to broadcast the situation of the trip to you from the beginning to the end. Where is your driving destination set?"

Xiaozhen clicked on the setting screen of the repellent, and he said: "I set up a random dump at that time. Well, yes, the east of the city dump, this is their final destination."

"So the repeller will keep broadcasting to you until they reach the dump?"

"Yes, the manual says that in order to prevent accidents when expelling insects and beasts, it will report the travel status to the owner in real time. It also says that this is the most thoughtful function that is most popular with interstellar customers this year." Xiaozhen said angrily, " But regardless of whether it is broadcast or not, the designer never thought that the team itself would frighten passers-by?"

"After all, the customer group it faces is interstellar people, not local humans who are easy to make a fuss about.",

【Report! !The Sixth Phalanx Snake Troop was attacked by the enemy! !The police from the Huayuan Street Police Station are using a net to try to catch Chilian Snake A. Chilian Snake A was captured by the police! ! 】

【Report! !The sixth phalanx Red Snake B and Red Snake C still kept their original speed and headed towards their destination. The police launched an attack on Red Snake B and C with nets! ! 】

"Hey, your red chain snake seems to be wiped out." Captain Madara said in a flat tone.

"Why do you broadcast it in such detail! I don't want to know what happened to them on the way to the dump."

Captain Madara said with a smile: "Since the bugs came out of your house, you should be responsible for them."

"Wait, I'm responsible for my cockroaches, gnats and snakes? They live in my house as they say."

"You have planned a destination for them, so you are naturally responsible for their travel status. This is really a serious and responsible drive."

【Report! !All members of the Red Chain Snake were captured by two policemen from Huayuan Street Police Station!The sixth phalanx is completely destroyed! 】

[Report to the master!Although our side suffered heavy losses!But the whole phalanx still kept moving towards the garbage dump in the east of the city at a constant speed!Please master don't worry! 】

"I am not the master of these worms!"

"Tsk tsk, listen to this, it's too heartless. Your large army is working hard to follow your instructions."

"Shut up, they're just being manipulated by the repeller's sound waves..."

【Report! !The phalanx of gnats was attacked by insecticide! !Breaking news! !The phalanx has been reduced by more than 90%! 】

【Report! !The first phalanx of cockroach troops is about to encounter enemy attack! !Around one o'clock in the direction, there are three cleaners are constantly approaching! ! 】

【Report! !The first phalanx of cockroach troops was attacked by ten times the dose of radar spray! ! 】

"..."

【Report! !There are only six survivors of the [-]st Phalanx Roach Unit, but they're still on the move! ! 】

【Report!Although our side has suffered heavy losses, we will never give up! !The team is there, the goal is there! !Their will will not be shaken!go ahead! !go ahead!go ahead! 】

【go ahead!In order to reach the destination!For the master's will!go ahead! ! 】

【go ahead! !go ahead! !Go forward even if there is only one left! ! 】

"..." Xiaozhen said, "I'm just expelling insects in a normal way. What does this commentary want to do?"

Captain Madara shouted: "Is your conscience not hurt?"

"Why does my conscience ache!"

"They were just living in your home normally. Strictly speaking, they are well hidden and hardly appear in the sight of you and your family. They have not affected your life in essence. The reason why snakes live in your home is because There are bushes in your home that are suitable for living. They just want to find a quiet place to live. Whether it is silverfish insects, centipedes, snakes and mice, they are all part of the natural ecosystem! But you, force them Drive them out of your home, and let them suffer like this..."

"...If I heard you right." Xiao Zhen said, "Are you complaining to these bugs?"

"It's just my reaction to hearing the tragedy on their way."

"I understand." Xiaozhen flipped through the manual and said, "This repellent is produced by the Interstellar Extreme Animal Protection Organization. This provocative commentary is also carefully designed for this product. Repelling worms from your home is killing life."

"Because it does sound miserable enough!"

"Don't empathize with cockroaches and gnats!"

【Report! !There are only two cockroach troops left in the first phalanx!But the sacrifices of my colleagues were not in vain! !The blood was not shed in vain! !If there is a road ahead, you can walk, and if there is a fire ahead, you can see the light!Even if they suffer all kinds of failures, even if they sacrifice their lives, they are still advancing for the goal of their master! 】

[They have proved the value of their lives with their actions!Go up, cockroach A and cockroach B in the first square, go up, centipede D, G and H in the fourth square, go up, the only mouse D and mouse E left in the fifth square. 】

[Cockroaches A and B were trampled to death by passers-by! !The first phalanx is all gone! ! 】

[It doesn't matter, at least, there are other survivors moving towards the goal! ! 】

【go ahead!Death is nothing more than a small setback on the way to the junkyard, what matters is that they are acting heroically to achieve their master's goal!Their lives have been sublimated at this moment! 】

[Everything is both a responsibility and a destiny! 】

【go ahead--】

Captain Madara shouted: "It's all your fault!"

"I told you that this is an extreme animal protection conspiracy. Are you already as brainy as a chicken?" Xiaozhen said, "Oh no, chickens will only lament how their food army has run away by themselves. From this point Look, chickens are smarter than you."

"Listen, the phalanx that started from your house is almost wiped out!"

"Well, at least they used their lives to compose a hymn to test the performance of the repellent."

At night, the repellent announced in an exaggerated tone that only one mouse had reached the destination set by Xiaozhen, and all the other members of the phalanx were wiped out.

Afterwards, the repellent delivered a speech of thousands of words on the march, and every word was soaked in blood and tears.Xiaozhen listened patiently for 10 minutes and found that it was only the first part of the speech, so he threw the repeller directly into the basement.

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The house where the Yan family lived temporarily was always looked after by Mrs. and Mrs. Guo. They heard that the owner was coming, and all the rooms were kept clean.

When the Yan family came in, a dog barked non-stop.Lao Guo quickly reined in the dog and kept apologizing to Yan An and An Yuan.

"This dog..." An Yuan stared at the dog in a daze.

Old Guo smiled and said, "This is my dog ​​named Caicai, isn't it very similar to the dog you used to raise, madam?"

"That's pretty similar." Yan An smiled at the dog.Caicai looked at Lao Guo carefully, seeing that Lao Guo respected Yan An and An Yuan very much, so he stopped baring his teeth and making threats, and seemed much more docile.

"It really looks like justice." An Yuan squatted down and took a closer look. "It must be a good dog."

"Did you hear that! My wife praised you!" Lao Guo patted Cai Cai, who immediately wagged his tail at An Yuan.

In the eyes of the Yan family and his wife, Lao Guo raised a very good dog.But in the eyes of Mr. Cat and Captain Madara, this is not the case.

When Lao Guo accompanied Yan An and An Yuan into the house, Caicai regarded Captain Madara and Mr. Cat as a kind of toys that could be played with, jumping around beside Captain Madara and Mr. Cat .

A few seconds later, Captain Madara taught the dog how to be an honest dog with his wings.For Cai Cai, this was the most humiliating day of his dog life. First he was beaten into the air by a cat, and then he was stunned by a chicken's wings and hung on a drying rack for public display.

After dealing with the stupid dog money, Captain Madara and Mr. Cat quickly found their new territory in their temporary new home.Xiaozhen also entered his new room, his room was the single room that An Yuan lived in before, and kept some of An Yuan's previous furnishings.

There was a framed photo on the table, with a group photo of Yan An, An Yuan and a dog on it.The puppy looked up at the couple happily.It does look a lot like Lao Guo's Caicai.Xiaozhen picked it up and looked at it carefully, and there was a line of words written under the photo: Justice is the best dog in the world.

I've never heard my mother mention justice, Xiao Zhen thought to herself.He put the frame back in place.

At this time, Xiaozhen received a text message from Cui Mingzhi.He told him that his dad was cocooned.