parasitic son

Xiaozhen's room is clean and comfortable, which makes people feel warm.But when a tiny mouse stands on a spotless floor, it just drives a human live show crazy.

True, an alien parasite known as the Mind Eater, is currently working to disguise himself as a human living in the home.He stared silently at the mouse on the floor, wondering if he should scream first or just hit it with the broom.

The little mouse's beard moved: "Calm down, I'm Boss Han's customer service."

"I know you are Boss Han's customer service." Xiaozhen picked up the broom, "This does not prevent me from entertaining the rats that break into the house."

Mr. Cat jumped to the side of the mouse: "Stop, stop, I called it."

"Why did you call Boss Han's mouse over here?"

The mouse corrected: "It's customer service. Mr. Cat wants to take over my boss's business."

Xiao Zhen was stunned for a moment: "I thought you couldn't avoid fox merchants."

Mr. Cat licked his paw: "I hate Fox Merchant. But right now I want to cooperate with it, and I need to earn some pocket money."

Just like the universal currency of this planet, credits are money.Money means they can buy more conveniences to improve their lives.Xiaozhen admitted that he was jealous of Boss Han's various alien products, but his Starnet account was frozen for some reason, and Mr. Mao also claimed that he was penniless.The only one who can pay credits right now is Captain Madara.

Obviously, they can't always let a bird pay the bill.

Captain Madara landed on the desk and said, "You guys finally decided to make money on your own? It's really congratulations."

"So I called the customer service." The cat stretched out its claws and pushed the little mouse.

The little mouse was a little empty, and a screen popped up, and Han Junqian's handsome face appeared on the screen.

Han Junqian greeted Xiaozhen and the others with an exaggerated smile: "Hey~ Hello~"

Boss Han's face is as flawless as a male star on TV, but his smile is always too hard.While Xiaozhen got goosebumps, he thought that he must have misunderstood the control of human expressions.

He cracked open with a big smile.

In short, he knew that Mr. Cat was a penniless poor man who was trapped in this situation.Right now he is willing to offer a job offer.Boss Han has the legal license of the branch of the Galaxy Bounty Union, and now he has many entrustments from alien intelligent creatures living in this city, and he can use Galaxy Universal Credits to settle the rewards.

"The reward is absolutely reasonable and generous." Boss Han added.

It is better to cut your own throat first if you believe the fox businessman.

But they need credits.

Xiaozhen thinks that some products from Boss Han may be useful to him in the future.Mr. Mao used his consciousness to pull a tripartite meeting in the brain of the Mind Eater.

"We need to earn credits. Now we can take some commissions from the bounty guild first. The three of us will do it faster." Mr. Cat said.

Captain Madara questions Fox Merchant's trustworthiness.It asked Mr. Cat if he was going to eat shit again.

Xiaozhen thought for a while and said, "Fox merchants are not trustworthy, but the Galaxy Bounty Guild is. Even if you are an agent of fox merchants, you must be supervised by the general association. I agree to accept commissions to earn credit points."

After that, Captain Madara abstained, and the tripartite meeting ended smoothly.Mr. Nestle becomes a part-time bounty hunter, and True and Captain Madara serve as Mr. Nestle's assistants.

After Mr. Cat signed a bunch of agreements and went through the corresponding procedures, Boss Han readily sent over the first entrusted task.

Open the file, and a large photo of a husky dog ​​is displayed on the screen. The description file is as follows:

Mission Title: Retrieve Pet 456A-5

Mission Level: C

Mission validity period: 7 rotation periods of the home planet

Task content: The customer is urgently looking for a beloved pet.Attached are photos of pets.

The husky in the photo looks sleek and pompous.

Captain Madara complained: "Looking for a dog? Is there a mistake? The bounty guild asked us to find a dog?"

"The reward for finding this pet is 10000 credits."

Captain Madara shouted, "Of course we're after the dog!"

Mr. Cat said vigilantly: "For finding ordinary pets, this task level is a bit too high."

Xiao Zhen nodded.He is quite familiar with the galactic bounty task level, and the normal pet hunting task level should only be F.The division and bounty of this C are really unbelievably high.

Boss Han smiled and asked them to click on the second page.

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(Somewhat)

This pet is wearing an optical camouflage device that looks like the husky shown in the photo.The actual body is unknown.

"What does it mean that the actual body is unknown?"

Boss Han replied with a smile: "It means that the client wants to keep it secret."

Mr. Cat raised his voice slightly: "You mean let's find a creature that looks like a husky but actually doesn't know what it is?"

"Exactly."

"..."

Xiaozhen asked: "Is there any other information that can be disclosed?"

Boss Han replied: "This husky is called Qiuqiu, and there will be a response when you call its name."

"Any more?"

"There are all the information files that should be there. It was lost here a week ago." A map appeared next to Boss Han's face, and a red light flashed a location. "His owner is distraught right now."

"Is this creature aggressive?"

Boss Han grinned and said, "It's a pet. Customers say it's very good."

This guy must be talking nonsense.

"Don't forget the rules of independent civilization, I wish you good luck!" Finally, he dropped a business line, and Boss Han's face disappeared with the screen.The mouse wiped its beard and turned around to bid farewell to the three Mind Eaters.

Mr. Cat said: "This commission is very suspicious."

Captain Madara quacked: "But it has [-] credits."

"The [-] credit points are also suspicious!" Mr. Cat turned to Xiaozhen and said, "This is an extrajudicial place in the galaxy, without the direct jurisdiction of the safety committee and the eye of supervision, who knows what these guys will do? What dangerous illegal pets."

"Boss Han said that once big news breaks out, it will attract the eyes of the committee and supervisors. I don't think the alien residents here are willing to do anything to destroy the cleanliness of this otherworldly place." Xiaozhen touched Chin, the human thinking position he learned from television, "Hope this husky is within our reach."

"Do you really want to accept this order?"

"Pick it up." Xiaozhen looked at the map on the screen and said, "Because the place where the dog got lost was my school."

Xiaozhen School is the No. [-] Middle School, a well-known key middle school in the city. It is a high-quality middle school that many parents want to send their children to.It's summer vacation now, and the school is very quiet.Except for a few students playing ball on the playground, the school was empty.

The gatekeeper at the school gate said he hadn't noticed any stray huskies.A few students on the playground also shook their heads and said they hadn't seen it.There is indeed a dog in the school, but it is a big yellow dog that often wanders around the school gate.

The big yellow dog lay lazily on the ground basking in the sun. When Mr. Mao passed by, he half-opened his eyes to look at the cat, then closed his eyes and turned over to sleep.

Unlike humans, animals retain some wildness and are alert to potential dangers.Right now, the rhubarb dog is in such a relaxed state that it doesn't look like it has been frightened by any creature.On the bright side, maybe the missing husky really was a harmless alien pet.

And Mr. Mao has developed a new channel for inquiry.There are a few stray cats living in this middle school, eating and drinking in the school as school cats.Now that the students are on vacation, a few cats are playing with each other leisurely.Mr. Cat walked over, and the startled cats all bent over, purring to drive away the intruder.

From the perspective of Xiaozheng, Mr. Cat meowed a few times bluffing, and the cats put down their guard and communicated with Mr. Cat in the way of cats.After a while, Mr. Cat ran back to Xiaozhen.

"Go buy ham." Mr. Cat said.

"What?"

"The requirements of those mentally retarded cats are to eat chicken sausage and cod sausage, not the ordinary ones."

"..."

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It's summer vacation, but fortunately, the canteen in the school is not closed.Xiaozhen bought some ham sausages.

The cats ate happily around the ham sausage, and made a whimpering sound.

Mr. Cat sat on the ground, asked Maoer something, and translated it to Xiao Zhen and Captain Madara.

"They say the porter's big yellow dog is a fool."

Xiaozhen: "I don't want to know whether that dog has a high IQ. Have they ever seen a husky?"

"The cat's brain circuit is a bit funny. Answering questions will jump, you have to be patient."

"Any other information?"

"They say your sausage tastes so-so, it would be better if it was in a can."

"...Ask them if they've seen the husky in the photo!"

"Be patient."

After 10 minutes, Xiao Zhen found out that he even knew about the long-term meal ticket students of these cats, but the cats still missed the point.

Captain Madara flapped his wings: "That's why I often want to peck cats' tails. They are so stupid."

"Don't make excuses for your host's eccentricities!!"

After the ham sausage was eaten clean, and even the ground was licked with wet marks, one of the fattest tabby cats licked its paws and told Mr. Cat some interesting information.

"Missing?"

Mr. Cat nodded: "It said that its companions would disappear mysteriously from time to time."

"What does this have to do with huskies?"

"Several cats have gone missing from this school, and the cats suspect a terrible cat thief."

"Does this have anything to do with the husky we're looking for?"

"It doesn't appear to be at the moment."

"...Give me back all the sausages I bought!"

"Calm down." Mr. Cat muttered to Huamao again, "The cat said that there was a scrap yard on the street behind the school, and there was a suspicious uncle. They suspected that the uncle was a cat thief."

"We're not here to deal with missing cats!"

"That uncle recently got an extra dog, a husky."

"..."

The three alien Mind Eaters rushed to what the cats called the scrap yard.The block behind the school belongs to the old city, and in the depths of a long and narrow alley is the waste collection station.A pile of unsorted waste and garbage was dumped on the side of the alley, and sewage flowed across the ground.Behind the pile of waste products was a mottled wooden door.

Xiaozhen stepped forward and knocked on the door.The door creaked open, and the inside was so dark that it was impossible to see the depth.He walked in, and there was a dank smell in the air.There are piles of sundries everywhere, and there are bundles of old books and magazines when you step on it.

"It stinks," muttered Mr. Cat. A cat's nose is 80 times that of a human's. The smell of this warehouse obviously made him very uncomfortable.

"Is anyone there?" Xiao Zhen shouted.He heard the sound of running behind the sundries, and when he was about to step forward to check, a figure came out from behind the shelf, "Who is it?"

The person who came was a short man who looked to be in his 60s with a tired look. He should be what the cats call the suspicious uncle.

"Excuse me, are you the boss who collects waste?"

Uncle nodded.

Xiaozhen took out the photo and asked him if he had seen the dog.

The uncle stared at Xiaozhen, was silent for a while and replied: "No."

"Someone said you had a dog..."

"No." The uncle said impatiently, "I don't have any dogs here."

"Is it really not raised..."

"Where is there any husky here? I said no!"

Xiao Zhen activated his probing skills, and his invisible tentacles tried to penetrate into the uncle's brain.The uncle was obviously resisting something, flustered and longing, like rain scattered around the tentacles of Xiaozhen's consciousness.He saw a smiling child, and other indistinct fragments.He wanted to spy more clearly, and the image fragments ran away screaming.

The door was pushed open, and a young man came in, "Old Wang, I sell waste paper." Seeing Xiao Zhen, the young man was surprised and said, "Yan Zhen? What a coincidence."

who are you?

Xiao Zhen looked at the man in front of him, but Yan Zhen didn't leave any message in his empty brain.Apart from Liu Xingquan and Cui Zhizhi, he knew nothing about Yan Zhen's social circle.The young man looked very refined in a pair of glasses.

The uncle smiled: "Teacher Feng, is it a magazine again?"

The young man dragged out a large bundle of magazines from behind: "Yes, see how much you can sell these."

Xiao Zhen hurriedly called Teacher Feng.This Teacher Feng and Uncle Lao Wang looked very familiar, as if they were frequent customers.Teacher Feng smiled and said, "Yan Zhen, are you also here to sell scraps?"

"I'm looking for a dog, Husky. Sir, have you seen a husky around here?"

"Erha?" Teacher Feng said, "I didn't notice that."

Naturally, Teacher Feng turned his attention to Captain Madara behind Xiao Zhen. "Why... is there a chicken behind you?"

"It's my friend."

"Oh..." Teacher Feng's eyes began to wander, probably because he couldn't understand that his student kept a chicken as a pet.

Afterwards, the topic between the teacher and the students inevitably turned to the homework. When Teacher Feng asked how the summer homework was done, Xiaozhen quickly ended the topic and withdrew from the waste collection station.

That uncle Lao Wang is hiding something.

This is the unanimous conclusion of the three Mind Eaters.

Consciousness detection is an inherent skill of the Mind Eater itself.

Lao Wang's mood suddenly fluctuated greatly after seeing the photo.Although he tried his best to cover it up, he couldn't hide it from Xiaozhen and the others.

He must be hiding something.But now that Teacher Feng is here, Xiaozhen and the others can't forcefully find him.

Mr. Cat said: "I think the husky should be with him."

Chicken corrected: "It's that thing that looks like a husky on the surface."

This is exactly what Xiaozhen is worried about. C-level entrustment, reward 1 credit points, there are only two possibilities.One is that this pet is very rare and precious, and the guest deliberately hides its type for fear of causing trouble.The second is that this pet is difficult to catch.Either the hide and escape skills are extremely high, or they are dangerously aggressive.

In the Galactic Sector, 1 credits are enough to hire the best hunters to hunt down a ferocious giant overlord lizard.At this moment, Xiaozhen sincerely hopes that the guest is just a rich and generous patron who likes to throw money away, and that he will charge such a high price for his beloved well-behaved pet.

In fact, they are not afraid of this unknown pet being a ferocious alien beast, but hate the endless troubles caused by the noise.For example, the Overseer's Eye.For example, the safety committee.

The most troublesome thing is that if the pet is really a big monster that caused so much trouble, they still have to make the local humans feel that nothing happened.