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Captain Madara could feel the weird eyes of Xiao Zhen and Mr. Cat, they must be laughing at themselves in their hearts.But it decided to ignore them all, and now only the cat-headed caterpillar is the most important thing.

The cat-headed caterpillar raised its small head again, looking at Captain Madara shyly and eagerly.It has a pair of big friendly eyes, weak and cute. In fact, every detail is carefully designed by Ika Toys Company, so that every customer can't help feeling affectionate.Whenever it stares at Captain Madara like this, Captain Madara can't help but want to spend some more money on it.

It is said that Homo sapiens will have this mentality when raising their beloved pets.

Now Captain Madara is feeding it a selected fruit pellet in the high-grade feed, which is different from eating the intermediate feed. When the cat-headed caterpillar swallows a selected fruit pellet, a hazy halo will appear on its body , disappears after about 2 seconds.If it eats the selected fruit pieces uninterruptedly, then this halo will always emerge, and it will produce a dazzling dazzling feeling, as if the evolution of this cat-headed caterpillar is almost at hand.

But in fact, as long as you look at the data of the cat-headed caterpillar, you will find that the current green experience value has only reached about one-third of the gray experience bar, and there is still a long way to go before evolution, but Captain Madara is not discouraged. New catalysts, nutrients, and matching evolution-promoting drugs have been added, which can greatly increase the bonus of feeding experience points.At present, in such a short period of time, it is not easy for the experience of the cat-headed caterpillar to have such an increase.This is due to Captain Madara's targeted purchase and reasonable feeding.

Of course, in the eyes of Xiaozhen and Mr. Mao, this is the gold of African leeks.

In fact, not long ago, Captain Madara posted a post in the second-hand Dandanbao market, "My egg is a common breed, should I continue to cultivate it?" Classification, general species is the most common and common species, in addition to excellent, special, extreme species. Among them, extreme species is the rarest and most precious, and the price is the highest.)

In one of the replies "Just keep it as an ordinary pet or if you think you are European, you can gamble and fight for the chance of evolution" and "It's useless, it's a waste of time to keep it", a person with the ID "Puffer Captain Madara was most impressed by the reply from the egg player of sx602.The player replied: "Even the most common pet eggs are hatched by you with all your effort. Can a sentence of uselessness offset everything? Believe in your fate with it."

Captain Madara read this reply for a long time, and then he placed an order to buy the officially recommended high-efficiency experience package. By the way, he made another order to buy six bags of high-grade feed with a [-]% discount, so he was not cut Leeks, absolutely nothing.

At the same time, Zhu Yifan, Yan Zhu's classmate, was on the official forum of ShuiDanDanBaby.He is a recent transfer student.In terms of ancestry, he was considered half an alien, his father was a Lelouchite from the wide-area star region, and his mother was an out-and-out local human.In appearance, he is no different from the locals.Of course, most galactic common Homo sapiens are not very different from native humans.

He was reading Captain Madara's post, and when he saw that the players were not optimistic about the replies, he casually posted a hu beep beep saying "believe your fate with it". After about ten minutes, he found that his reply had been The host, Captain Madara, replied: "Thank you."

Zhu Yifan couldn't help laughing.Two of his female classmates, Yao Xuehan and Yao Xuemu, came up behind him. Yao Xuehan said, "What are you laughing at? Are you cheating on a rookie on the forum again?" Camp Struggle and Zhu Yifan were transferred to this elementary school together, and they were in the same class.

Yao Xuemu said: "He is creating performance for his father again." Zhu Yifan's father is now working in the Ika Toy Company and is a high-status pet designer.Many of the new pet products launched by Ika Toys Company were designed by Zhu Yifan's father.

Zhu Yifan looked at the post and said, "If more players spend money, my dad's bonus will increase."

"Tsk tsk." Yao Xuehan asked him, "Is there any interesting new breed recently?"

"I know! It's the snowflake leprechaun and the ball bee!"

Zhu Yifan shook his head, "Both of these are old breeds. The new breed that my dad is designing now refers to some local legends."

"Wow."

"This is the most painstaking and most important mysterious model of the Ika Company. No player has released it yet. You see, the posts discussing this new variety are already full."

"The more you talk, the more seductive you are. What is it?"

Zhu Yifan smiled and said, "Actually, I have one here, which was stolen from my father's laboratory."

"Show us quickly!"

"Of course I'll show you when I hatch." Zhu Yifan said proudly.

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Mr. Cat jumped in front of Xiaozhen and said, "I have something to tell you."

"What?" Xiaozhen asked warily.

"What's your expression?"

"After these days of harmonious coexistence. Every time you want to say something to me, I will always subconsciously be alert now." Xiaozhen said, "Then respectful Sir Supervisory Eye, what is your important matter?" tell me?"

Mr. Cat said: "Recently, I studied the products of Ika Toy Company. The pets of their company are all carefully designed products of genetic engineering,"

"Well. I know that. That cat-headed caterpillar is tossing our venerable Captain Madara to death, dragging him into the sea of ​​krypton gold."

"Using genetic engineering to design an appearance that is loved by the majority of creatures, and then using the process of incubation to deepen the sense of substitution, and at the same time supplemented with nurturing elements, coupled with a mysterious and unknown future development route, this can indeed attract many creatures to a large extent." Customer consumption, or krypton gold."

"It's true, the endless traps of consumerism. What the hell are you trying to say?"

"I was inspired by Ica's leek cutting business, so I took one of yours and did an experiment."

Xiaozhen suddenly had a bad feeling, "My things? What?"

"I just did a little experiment."

"Last time you did a small experiment in the experimental building of my school and directly turned our school into a Cthulhu series coming to the scene. What did you do this time?"

Mr. Cat's tail shook, "Ah, don't be aggressive..."

Xiaozhen directly lifted Mr. Cat up, "Say it quickly! What did you take from me? What did you do again?"

"I told you not to get excited." Mr. Cat said calmly, "I took your cockroach pasture."

"……what?"

"Anyway, you won't feel bad if I kill all the cockroaches in the cockroach ranch. So can you let me down?"

"But that's the necessary food for Popu." Xiaozhen didn't put Mr. Mao down, he continued to ask nervously: "And then? What did you do to them?"

"Oh, go and see for yourself."

True comes to his roach ranch, which he hasn't visited since Pop started his journey down the sewers.It has always been the little clay people who have been taking care of it.Xiaozhen hesitated for a while standing beside the greenhouse box, then lifted the lid.

"..."

Mr. Cat walked to his side, "How, are you shocked?"

"..." After being silent for dozens of seconds, Xiao Zhen picked up Mr. Cat, and he shouted, "Where did all the cockroaches go?"

"It's all in your ranch."

"That's not a black cockroach at all!"

"That's it." Mr. Cat tilted his head, "Look, has it become a little cuter?"

"..."

The ranch is still bustling and bustling, but now the small creatures that move inside are no longer black cockroaches that look like local cockroaches, but cute fluffy spherical creatures.Their appearance is like a fur ball with six legs, and there are two dark round eyes on the front side of the fur ball. They indeed have an appearance that is enough to make a creature like Homo sapiens call it cute.

"Implanted hair follicle genes into black flat cockroaches, and slightly adjusted their appearance. I believe that most intelligent creatures will like it."

Xiaozhen endured the complaints that you really have nothing to do, and asked, "But why are these fur balls colorful."

"Because I want to distinguish, I want to divide them into teams."

"Team?"

"Well." Mr. Cat stretched out his cat's paw, "I have now divided it into six colors, gray, white, black, red, blue, and brown. Then concentrate the fur balls of different colors in different areas."

"I see it." In the greenhouse box, different hairballs are concentrated in different areas, as if distinguishing six camps.

"I noticed that after distinguishing fur balls, these fur balls spontaneously gather the same kind based on their own color. It can be said that fur balls of different fur colors are now different countries. We can call them gray countries, white countries, and black countries. Country, Red Country, Blue Country, Brown Country." Mr. Cat said, "Look, they each occupied their own urban area, leaving the middle public area."

"Will furballs of different fur colors fight?"

"For the sake of food. There has not been a large-scale war yet." Mr. Cat said, "Your clay figurines have a transcendent status in these six furball countries. Now quickly order your clay figurines to give these furballs Bring some food."

Xiaozhen ordered two clay figurines to carry a small box of potato chips into the pasture.

As soon as they saw a ladder landing from above, the furballs from all sides immediately became commotion, and each of them sent their own representatives to meet the clay figurines.Six little fur balls of different colors surrounded the two clay figurines, rubbing them with their fur.The clay figurine seems to have gotten used to it for a long time.

Xiao Zhen asked, "What are they doing?"

"Your clay figurines are sacred and inviolable angels. In these days, clay figurines come to give them food, so in the definition of their poor heads, clay figurines are the messengers of God and the givers of food. This is their courtesy to angels."

"Oh. Why only six?"

"If any faction with more people will be disrespectful to the angels, they will be attacked and executed by the other five families. This is what happened last time. It is a ritual for them to have one from each family. You see , They will not carry the potato chips until after the clay figurines leave. They will not move until the clay figurines go on the ladder."

The clay figurines board the elevator platform, and the platform rises to take the small people out of the ranch kingdom.

The furballs started carrying potato chips back to their territory.

"There is another very interesting thing." Mr. Cat said.

"what?"

"Remember when Pu Pu was here, you would send clay figurines to catch black cockroaches every day?"

"Remember. What happened?"

"These things have also become solidified items in their hearts. The angel clay figurines bring food, and they will also take away life. So now even if Popu is not there, the clay figurines don't come in to catch them, they will pick out a few of them Strong and healthy individuals are killed, and the corpses are piled next to the elevator platform."

"Is this a sacrifice to an angel?"

"Yes, it can be said to be a primitive way of sacrifice. Every camp will do this." Mr. Cat said, "Don't you think it's very interesting?"

"..." Xiaozhen said, "Then what are you going to do now? To observe the evolution history of furball cockroaches?"

"Oh, I asked the craftsmen in the Office of the Overseer's Eye to make this thing." Mr. Cat rolled out a model tower from the laboratory, "Have you seen the video of the local hamster challenge? It's like that .”

Xiaozhen leaned closer to the tower and took a closer look. This is a checkpoint tower. Each floor is carefully designed with various organs and checkpoints, such as electric shocks, puncture traps, and secret room traps. Fragrant little cakes.

"You want the furball cockroaches to play off the tower?"

"My prizes are very rich." Mr. Cat replied, "Look at your ranch box, I installed a prize distribution bag above the city center of each camp. As long as there is a hairball climbing to the top of the tower, touch When you touch the small cake on the top of the tower, it will trigger the intelligent mechanism, and the prize distribution bag above the furball camp will open, and enough Want Want crackers will be sprinkled for their camp to eat."

"Why Want Want Senbei? Forget it. I'm familiar with this method." Xiaozhen said, "I remember that some interstellar rich people also like to play this kind of game."

"Starting today, I will stop all food distribution. You also ordered your clay figurines not to go to the pasture to feed food for the time being. After starving them for a day, I will put this tower into the pasture. Then, the interesting Mao It's a ball game!"

"You are really bad fun."

Mr. Mao said: "Are you interested in which team wins? Now there is a popularity poll on the Internet, and the white team is currently the most popular, referred to as Xiaobai. White is indeed the color that is most likely to attract love."

"Online?"

"Yes! Actually, I started a live broadcast."

"Wait, wait, wait, your pace is too fast."

"Well, this live broadcast is not only open to aliens, but also open to local audiences. I added a little filter, and they will only think it is a new breed of hamster." Mr. Cat said, "I opened a tip, and now I don't A small number of spectators have already started to cheer for their team."

"..."

"To tell you the truth, I have already received a lot of rewards since the warm-up of this live broadcast. Alien viewers also like it very much. I said, leeks, you have to learn how I cut them."

"Is your supervisor's eye really idle and has nothing to do!!!"

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Cheng Jiaying was cleaning the classroom.

The chickenpox turmoil in the past few days has been proved to be a false alarm with similar symptoms.They soon returned to school with regrets and nostalgia for the holidays.The squadron leader election has been cancelled. This is their last school year in elementary school. This cancellation probably means that there will probably be no one next time.Cheng Jiaying felt a little regretful, she really hoped that Yan Zhu could be selected as the squadron leader.

Yan Zhu is her best friend. To Cheng Jiaying, her friend Yan Zhu's wish is equal to her wish.

She lowered her head and swept the ashes with a broom.

Snapped.

Something rolled on the ground.

Cheng Jiaying knelt down and took a look, it was an egg.

It looks like an egg.

Who brought this to school?She thought so and picked it up.She looked around, this egg was very close to Qiao Yue's seat, and also very close to the seat of another girl and transfer student Zhu Yifan.

It's already school time, and everyone has basically left.

Cheng Jiaying thought about it, she put the egg in her schoolbag casually, and decided to come back tomorrow to ask.