Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

"Hey~~"【This is my child! 】

The fox bear slapped its paws on the ground and roared angrily.

On the opposite side, I dodged the sand all over my face, and Qi Ya ate it straight, choking with a "cough cough".

But at this moment, he didn't care about himself, and was even more worried about Xiaojie's body, so he stomped on Fox Bear and shouted loudly.

【But Xiaojie doesn't even have hair, look at your hair! 】

Because this kind of debate is not the type I am good at, I immediately pulled Qi Ya into the competition as a cheat. When it comes to Xiaojie's question, Qi Ya is always full of energy and full of fighting power.

See how right my choice is.

"Ho Ho Ho ~" Fox and Xiong imitated Qi Ya and stomped his feet, and even patted his chest with his hand.

[The cubs born are hairless! 】

These words are really very confident, and there is nothing wrong with her statement. The newly born fox bears are indeed hairless, and they will not start to grow fluff until three or four days later.

Even Qi Ya choked, but then he stomped harder to heat up the atmosphere first, and he won't lose if he loses.

[Do you really have to think about the nickname 'foot artist'? 】

[At this time, what's the trouble? ! 】

Qi Ya waved his hand at me angrily, then walked forward precariously, and walked to the side of Xiaojie who was still sleeping soundly like Alluka at this time, and he grabbed me Jay's hair.

【Look at him with hair!Didn't you say that the cubs born are hairless?He is hairy! 】

The fox bear was stunned for a moment, then turned his face away, and let out a soft "roar".

[I didn't see it. 】

Has this guy grown up?

Qi Ya was out of breath, and the hand that was pulling Xiaojie's hair was even harder, and I could hear the sound of hair breaking one by one.

At this time, Xiaojie finally woke up from the pain, with tears hanging from the corners of his eyes, he said in a crying voice, "It hurts."

Qi Ya was taken aback, and quickly let go of his hand. Seeing the strands of hair between his fingers, and the alopecia areata on the back of Xiaojie's head, he was so guilty that he immediately put the evidence behind his back, and wanted to pretend he hadn't done it. this matter.

Xiaojie was also thrown to the ground by his actions.

Although there were tears in his eyes before, and he said "pain", but Xiaojie who actually landed on the ground bit his lower lip and held back his tears, "pain, Feifei~"

Also complete the original words.

Then Xiaojie tilted his head and stared at Qi Ya, Qi Ya was very nervous, his hands behind his back were tightly clenched, obviously fat and tender little white hands, but even the joints were clearly visible, very nervous.

Qi Ya swallowed.

Xiaojie showed him his mouth with only a few teeth, and smiled happily.

Then he turned his face away, looking around like a curious baby.

Qi Ya didn't know whether he was relieved or felt a little uncomfortable, he sighed slightly, and his shoulders relaxed.

【Xiaojie didn't come back. 】

It will be strange when you come back. At that time, only Kiya, Alluka, and Nanika were present. Even Nanika said that he was reborn here because of the influence of an unknown force. Naturally, it is impossible to cover Xiaojie. .

【Do you think Xiaojie will regret his choice? 】

【Absolutely not. ] Qi Ya said, 【He will only regret that he didn't save Kate. 】

Seeing that Qi Ya was a little disappointed, I reminded him.

【Xiaojie is going to become a fox. 】

It turned out that while Qi Ya was recalling the past, Fox Xiong quietly moved her big body a step forward.

Qi Ya immediately opened his arms like a hen protecting a chick, and stood in front of Xiaojie. Qiya was obviously thinner than Xiaojie, and there was still a big difference in age difference of three months .

【He is not your child. 】

"Ho Ho Ho ~" [Get out of the way!I want to take him away! 】

The two sides confronted each other, but Xiaojie, who was being scrambled for, didn't know anything, and even crawled around Qi Ya who was blocking him, and crawled a few steps towards Fox Bear.

"Big bear~" Xiaojie yelled, stuttering.

"Hey~" [Look, he likes me more! 】

The fox bear snorted triumphantly at Qi Ya.

Qi Ya: ...

He was thinking about what to do if he was stabbed in the back by the very cute and headless Xiaojie?

At this time, I heard panicked footsteps not far away, as well as shouts calling the name of "Xiaojie".

It seems that Mitt finally found that Xiaojie was missing, and hurriedly led people into the forest to look for Xiaojie.

The first time was raw and the second time was ripe, I immediately used my mental power to pull off the leaves of the surrounding trees, covering Qi Ya and me.

【What are you doing? ] Qi Ya was startled, and subconsciously struggled to ask.

I replied, [Someone is coming, and it will be troublesome to find out that it is a baby. 】

Hearing this, Qi Ya didn't move any more, and let me smoothly use the leaves to turn him into a little green ball.

After we disguised ourselves, Mitt also brought the villagers over.

"Wow~ what is this??!"

"What a big fox and bear!"

"Xiaojie, are you going to be eaten?"

Because Fox Bear's body is too large, everyone saw her at first sight, but ignored me floating in the air, and Qi Ya who was still confronting Fox Bear on the ground.

The villagers panicked, and some even fell back.

Mitt screamed and almost couldn't control himself, but fortunately seeing Xiaojie in the middle could blink his eyes and waved at her, he didn't look like he was injured.

Mitt immediately stood up holding his breath. Although his legs were trembling, he walked towards Xiaojie very firmly.

"Don't be afraid, Xiaojie, I'm coming." Her voice trembled but she shouted very powerfully.

"Mite, don't go there! It's too dangerous!" A villager wanted to hold her back, "Wait for Hals to come over, he is a hunter in the village who is very good at this kind of situation!"

It should be someone with the ability to retire here.

"No, Xiaojie will be eaten by foxes and bears during this time!" Mitt said, and wanted to tear off the hand holding her.

"What is that? Why is a leaf ball flying in the sky?" A sharp-eyed villager finally found my trail.

"And next to Xiaojie, there is also a small leaf ball!" The others also shouted.

At this time, because it was too noisy and too many messy smells were irritating the tense nerves of the fox and bear, she was very angry and slapped the ground vigorously, "Roar~"

【he's mine! 】

The sound was very strong, like a huge wind blowing, both Qi Ya and Xiaojie were blown up, if I hadn't pulled them, maybe they would have rolled down the mountain.

It is obviously such a dangerous situation, but Xiaojie clapped his hands very happily, completely in a state of fearlessness.

"Fox bear is angry!"

The villagers were also blown up and down.

At the same time, there are several waves of energy coming from a distance, and I have a feeling of being locked in.

I looked over and saw a man holding a bow and arrow.

It seems that even Qi Ya and I are being guarded as creatures like foxes and bears.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

The wind blowing by the fox and bear is about to stop, and when the wind stops completely, the hunter will shoot out the arrow. I have no problem avoiding it, but the fox and bear may really go crazy.

I thought for a while and said, [Stop it. ]

The wind stopped, and everything was quiet, only the leaves seemed to respond to my voice and made a "rustling" sound.

Everyone showed psychedelic expressions and was completely immersed in my voice. Even the hunter was in a trance, but he was indeed the one who came back to his senses the fastest.

"Who are you?" Mitt, who loved Xiaojie and had a loving mother's heart, was the second to recover. She cried and said, "Please return Xiaojie to me. I will do anything."

Well, it's not my problem, it's that Huxiong has picked up a child and wants to raise him as a fox.

I thought for a while, then turned my head and said to Fox and Xiong who had recovered, [Xiaojie is not your child. ]

"Hey~" [He is! 】

Even with the blessing of "Mermaid Voice", Fox Bear still insists that Xiaojie is her child. If this kind of mental attack has little effect on her, it will be very troublesome. A fox bear will try every means to go down the mountain and bring Xiaojie back.

Although it doesn't affect me to cause a riot, but if I listen to "Xiaojie" for a long time, Qi Ya's stand-up comedy will also annoy me.

[Let Xiaojie choose for himself. ]

Fox Bear was silent for a moment, glanced at Xiaojie with shining eyes, and nodded.

Mitt also nodded very resolutely, and stood on the other side regardless of the villagers' blockage. She was very close to the fox bear. , his eyes were only on Xiaojie, as if he was completely unaware of the dangerous situation he was in.

"Xiaojie, come here, come to Aunt Mitt." Mitt said with open hands.

"Roar~"【Children come to me~】

Xiaojie looked at Fox Bear, then at Mitt, then turned his head to look at Fox Bear, showed her a smile with only a few baby teeth, then turned his head firmly and crawled towards Mitt .

Mit hugged Xiaojie, and burst into tears, "Really, how much do you have to worry me?"

"Roar." [... willing to bet and admit defeat]

He knew before that Xiaojie was not his own child, and wanted to drag him back to raise him just looking at a child who was left alone, but now Fox and Xiong really came out of this point.

He growled twice at Mitt, 【You are a good mother. 】

The Fox Bear turned and left without nostalgia.

At this time, Xiaojie waved his hand at Fox and Bear, and shouted inarticulately, "Bai Bai, Xiong Xiong~"

"Roar~"【...in vain】

The fox and bear disappeared deep into the mountains.

Qi Ya looked a little complicated, 【What will happen to her? 】

【Bury your child and start a new relationship. 】

Fox bears are very humane creatures with a high IQ. After the child dies, they will choose to dig a hole and bury their own child in it. Then they will look for a new male fox bear and prepare to have another baby. .

[Hearing you say that, the original sentimentality has disappeared! 】 Qi Ya couldn't help but choked.

【Xiaojie said that when he met Kate, a young fox bear was injured. Xiaojie wanted to help him, but the angry mother fox bear thought that he wanted to hurt him, and was killed by Kate. 】

[Do you think these two are the same fox bear? ] I asked back.

[The territory of animals is generally fixed. 】

Qi Ya just said, 【Maybe its fate will change on this day. 】

[In this world, there will be a completely different future. 】

[…… When did you become a second child? 】

I can't bear it if Qi Ya also suffers from the second disease like Mi Ji.

【It's only at this time that you can tell that it's just a two-year-old kid. 】Qi Ya complained.

"Eh? That leaf dumpling is gone!" a villager shouted.

Qi Ya heard this and asked, 【What did you do? 】

[Using 'invisibility', it would be better to just disappear like this, don't you still want to grab Xiaojie from Mitt? 】

Qi Ya's face turned red, as if he had changed into a cat's face, he turned his head, 【It sounds like I'm a male mother, but I'm not! 】

...It is obvious that when confronted with the fox and bear, the aura is not lost to it at all!

At this time, Mitte replied to the villagers, saying, "It's Lord 'Children of the Forest'."

I:? ? ?

Hey, hey, don't come here, I didn't explain my identity, I just don't want any strange rumors to come out, so I just think it's the fox and bear's ability to rub grass, isn't it?

"What 'son of the forest' sir?" asked a villager.

Mitt explained, "I heard that bastard Jin said that he recently met a very interesting creature called 'Children of the Forest', with a nice voice, like a mermaid in legend, and covered in bruises all over his body. The leaves are covered and will protect the magical existence of others."

Hey, it's you again, Kim.

Mitte thinks back to the day Kim came back.

Mitt was very angry with Jin, and returned to Whale Island. After packing up everything, he didn't care about Xiaojie, but just talked about his recent actions.

"I'm working on a great game, and the kid 'Children of the Forest' is helping me too..."

"Jack, what are you going to do?" Mitt asked.

Jin scratched his head, "I can only take it with me, hahaha."

"I want to fight for custody. I won't let Xiaojie grow up like you." Mitt said emotionally.

Although he can't compare to Jin in terms of money, Mitt has a more stable place than Jin, which is also more suitable for raising children. Mitt feels that he has a high probability of getting custody of Xiaojie.

But none of the confrontation that Mitt had imagined happened, Kim didn't argue with her at all, and Mitt easily got the custody of Xiaojie.

Mitt recalled all this, and felt that he had a good temper for not slapping Jin's face, and regretted it very much.

"All in all, it's the 'children of the forest' that Jin and I said, they must want to save Xiaojie."

"No, there's that fox bear." A man's voice came in, and it was the hunter who aimed at us with a bow and arrow.

"Ah, Hals, you came so slowly." The villagers rushed to explain to him what happened just now.

Hals waved his hand, "I was on the tree over there just now, and the bow and arrow were already aimed at the fox bear's eyes. The 'Children of the Forest' must have discovered this, so they chose to tell us that fox bears are human, no Will hurt people at will."

"But, the fox bear took Xiaojie out?" Some villagers still felt that it was dangerous, and said anxiously.

"Fox bears are so big, if they break into Mitt's bar to snatch children, it's impossible for no one to notice," Hals said. "I saw car marks and straw baskets when I went up the mountain."

He recounted my previous guess with Qi Ya, "It should be that Xiaojie accidentally entered the forest after he fell to the ground."

"There was a heavy rain in the mountains a few days ago, and there was a landslide. The foxes and bears are used to living in caves. I guess the landslide caused her cubs to be smothered to death by the rocks. I saw some dark brown marks on her paws." , it looks like he was injured by digging a stone."

"When I met Xiaojie in despair, I wanted to take him to the mountains and raise him as a child."

This guess is still somewhat logical. Hals seems to have a high prestige in the village, and everyone believes his words.

Lei Te pointed Xiaojie's forehead, "This little guy is really too skinny."

[It is exactly the same as Jin. 】

"Sorry to trouble everyone." Mit hugged Xiaojie and thanked the villagers one by one.

The simple villagers all waved their hands and said, "You are welcome, this is what you should do."

Seeing that the matter was satisfactorily resolved, I looked at Qi Ya again.

【Do you still want to see Xiaojie? 】

Qi Ya looked at the crowd below and shook his head, 【There are too many people, let's forget it. 】

I can do anything about it, and when I heard what Qi Ya said, I planned to "teleport" and leave. I don't know whether it is Xiaojie's intuition or the special induction of young children, but he waved his hand at the sky, "Baibai~"

Qi Ya also shook his hand, "Goodbye, Xiaojie."

We went back to beating the enemy, and then got caught by Sheba.

He held me and Qiya by the neck, "Caught two dirty beaters who left home."

Qi Ya was flustered, and quickly asked me [what should I do? 】

Salad.

Shiba carried Qi Ya and me out, and the ecstasy of catching the pigtail disappeared without a trace after passing through a door, and became serious.

Dad, you are really good at acting.

It's just that the two children in his hands, one on the left and the other on the right, are obviously his own cubs, but his age is no longer, which makes him look like he has caught a child and wants to eat it.

Yuyin apologized in a panic, "I'm sorry, I didn't take good care of the third and fourth young masters."

Shiba didn't mean to blame her, "Kusuo wants to run away, but you still can't catch him."

Before Yuyin continued to apologize, Shiba asked, "Is the hot spring ready?"

Yuyin nodded, "Do you need me to call someone for help?"

"No need." After saying this, Shiba carried us to the hot spring in the back mountain.

The Kukulu mountain where the enemy was beaten is actually an extinct volcano. There is no hot spring treatment in the main house. They are all ordinary bathtubs. A hot spring pool was specially built in the back mountain, which is divided into indoor and outdoor. part.

Shiba took us to the open-air hot spring, stripped us naked, showed no mercy to the young children, rushed under the nozzle, cleaned it up, and threw it directly into the hot spring pool. Behavior is definitely an unreliable parent.

Forget it, Qi Ya's body is conscious and can't be well controlled, so I quickly used my thoughts to help Qi Ya to prevent him from drowning in the hot spring pool.

"Kusuo, you really look like Oni-chan." Shiba also entered the hot spring pool and said.

"Children over the age of 3 are not allowed to bathe in the hot spring." I said blankly.

"The little bastard who beats the enemy is not so fragile." Shiba waved his hand, and stroked the hairs of me and Kiya one by one.

Qi Ya was pushed down to the bottom of the pool by him, and a series of bubbles burst out from the hot spring water.

I looked at him blankly, "We went to Whale Island."

Qi Ya pretended to be a child in front of Shiba, pretending not to care and playing the game of spitting bubbles, but he was very surprised in private.

【You just told Dad that? 】

I didn't respond to Kiya, Shiba raised his eyebrows, and asked, "Going to see Kim's kid? The one called Jay Fulis?"

【...Dad actually knows Xiaojie?At that time, he pretended not to know him. 】

At that time, Qi Ya’s Sheba might not really know Xiaojie. I think some things should be compared with Qi Ya’s to see what’s more and what’s missing.

But now to deal with Shiba, let's put this matter aside.

"Well, let's compare." I admitted this, "See if the children born to other strong people will have genetic mutations."

Xiba knew that I would not be interested in simply looking at Jin's children, and I didn't want to expose Qiya now, so I had to find an excuse to look good. After all, I don't have any other children to stare at. observe.

Hearing this, Shiba asked interestingly, "How is it?"

I told about the fact that Xiaojie was almost picked up by a fox and bear to become a fox, and Shiba spread out in the hot spring pool, "It's exactly the same as Jin, and somehow it will make people and animals around you feel good about it."

"It's also intuitively accurate."

"But it's still not as good as Qi Ya." Shiba added the last sentence.

I nodded, "I think Qi Ya is a lot beyond this kind of baby who seems very smart among ordinary people, and can be the head of the family."

Qi Ya: ...? ? ?Gan, what are you doing?What happened and the topic became that I can be the head of the house?

[Now is not the time to worry about this, is it? 】 Qi Ya said to himself.

Then "ahah" a few times.

[I will not be the head of the family who beats the enemy! 】

I lied expressionlessly, "Look, Qi Ya is very happy."

Shiba covered his face, "Don't bully my brother too much, you bastard."

The incident simply and unannounced passed.

Shiba, who said he wanted to bathe Kiya and me, did nothing in the end, I washed myself clean, and as for Kiya, I called Wutong to help.

[Do you think this is just a trick? ] I said to Qiya.

[But you have hurt my spirit, my soul. ] Qi Ya lay flat and felt that his life would be hopeless if he really became the patriarch, 【I want to rise up! 】

Saying this in front of my face, does he think he can do it?

After Qiya put on the diaper, changed into pajamas, and was carried back to my room by Wutong, I went to find Qiya and talked to him about the differences in our world.

Seeing Xiaojie, Qi Ya also cooperated a lot, without being twitchy, he immediately explained the information.

What can be seen so far is that the basic configuration of the servants who beat the enemy is correct, and the apprentice Kanalia is missing.

[However, Kanalia didn't start working until I was six years old. 】

Then there was another me.

Other than that, Kiya hadn't seen Jin in Beat the Enemy, and wasn't sure if Sheba and Jin were friends.

In addition, Kiqiu does not have a friend named my wife, let alone the existence of Amano and Amano Yuxue.

[I haven't heard of Hisoka being adopted, but I don't know Hisoka's life experience, it looks very mysterious. 】

King is also working on Greed Island.

But Qi Ya has never heard of any perverted killer who can turn people into monsters.

[There is also the bombing case on Meteor Street, but Executive Morse should have died in that explosion. 】 Qi Ya said.

In order to understand the Phantom Troupe, Qi Ya specially investigated the information about Meteor Street, but the content is very little, only this one is more explosive news.

[Phantom Brigade? 】

【Ah, the group of thieves from Meteor Street, headed by Kuroro, is very powerful. They killed all of Kurapika's clan for Red Eye, and Kurapika wants to deal with them. 】

Kiya added [Kurapica is our companion, we met when we took the hunter exam. 】

Having said that, the tone is not as enthusiastic as when he mentioned Xiaojie, even if he is a companion, he will have a close relationship.

But when it comes to red eyes and the keyword of Kurapika, there is only one in this way.

【Then Kurapika won't encounter such a thing. 】

Qi Ya stared at me, 【Is there no red eyes in this world? 】

[The whole family is now hired by Jin to be bandit NPCs. 】

I said it easily, but upon hearing this, Qi Ya was dumbfounded, "Huh—?"

【That serious Kurapika actually went to be the bandit he despises the most? ? ! 】