Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

After drinking and eating, everyone put their gifts in front of me, and now only Yiermi is left sitting where she is.

Everyone's eyes naturally focused on him.

After attracting much attention, Yier fans stood up unhurriedly.

After clapping his palms twice, Yuyin came in with a gift box from outside the house.

"Young master, your gift." Yuyin respectfully handed the gift box to Yiermi with both hands.

The wrapping paper on the outer layer of this gift box is countless tiled wrapping paper, which is very distinctive.

It seems that Il fans made [-] orders outside, and also learned some entertainment skills that normal human beings need, such as customizing the wrapping paper of this pattern online. Like the Terminator of Stomach King, it belongs to the fun of beating up enemies?

I don't believe that this aesthetically deformed style is the most popular type at present. If it is really a traditional product, it will be a ghost if it can sell well. It was drawn and customized by Il fans.

The gift box was square and quite big, holding it with both hands covered Yuyin's entire head.

Of course, the appearance and so on are all floating clouds to me, but I am still a little surprised.

I couldn't see through the box and see what was inside.

I looked inside up and down, suddenly a little curious.

"What's the matter, Kusuo?"

It was the first time Shiba saw me staring at an object without stopping, and it was a bit strange even with him.

"Ill fans sent a super luxurious coffee jelly package?"

Hey hey, do I look like someone who can't walk in shock at the sight of coffee jelly?

Amano Yuki also gave me a box of coffee jelly.

I replied blankly, "No."

Shiba then teased me, "Aside from coffee jelly, is there any gift you can shock?"

Qi Ya shook his ears and raised his head.

【Um?What does the father in the illusion mean? 】

奇犽早就把这场给“万人迷楠雄”的礼物秀当成了某缺爱的幕后黑手拿着揍敌客的成员给自己过家家。

Me: ...sorry, I'm just so popular :)

From the moment of giving gifts, Qi Ya was a little bit aggrieved.

[What dessert is worth [-] million? 】

【This is impossible. 】

[I only had dessert at that time, when did dad become so open-minded and talkative? 】

[I actually only have pacifiers. Although they are just needed by newborns, I gave away three at once, as if I was going to do wholesale. 】

Qi Ya has been complaining about this house-playing game of giving presents for birthdays.

[Only children would be envious. 】

But at this time, hearing Shiba's words, he raised his head and stared at us with some vigilance.

[The meaning of the words of the father of the illusion is that Fenmao will not be surprised when he encounters anything? 】

[Except for coffee jelly?I think the chocolate is the best, the chocolate in the Sky Arena is the best! 】

Gained confidence in sweets from Qi Ya, even Qi Ya agreed to eat it, maybe you can ask Mi Chi if he has eaten it.

I was thinking about desserts, but Kiya was thinking about how to use this to mess with me.

[Perhaps it is the key to the end of this messy game. 】

[How to make some tricks on the coffee jelly? 】

Hey, hey, let go of the coffee jelly, this is the only heroine in my life.

In fact, I now think that it is a good idea to let Qi Ya freely think that he is in the illusion, messing around, and then he suddenly realizes that his thinking is wrong, and then changes his thinking to the fact that he was reborn.

After all, if you think about it carefully, whether Qiya knows that he is reborn has little to do with me.

He even thought that being in the environment might benefit me more because he didn't know that he was reborn.

For example, in order to punch the mastermind behind the scenes, he kept beating the enemy to death, and then Shiba found out that he had very good aptitude and precociously trained desperately.

Qi Ya immediately proved that his aptitude was far superior to others, and it was a certainty that he would be the head of the family in the future.

This is really wonderful.

Well, just kidding.

Although I really want to do this, how should I put it, it is for the sake of Aluka and Nanika that I am so anxious to leave the "fantasy" he thinks, and I work hard because it is for the sake of my family.

Isn't this statement as invincible as the mouth of the male lead in anime?

It's just a matter of taking advantage of this opportunity to start advancing according to the original plan.

To Sheba's question, I replied, "I can't see inside the box."

"Huh?" As expected of Shiba, I couldn't see the contents from my "perspective", so I immediately thought of what the material of the box was, and asked Ilmi, "Is that the material?"

Shiba talked endlessly about that material, but I immediately thought of something.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

【what is this? 】Qi Ya listened and scratched his head, totally not understanding what charades we were playing.

Previously, in order to practice the devil's skills of sleeping in the soil, Yier fans hollowed out the bottom of the house where the enemy was beaten.

The one who dug out a room of his own, did complex projects like puttying, and put a puppet on the rocking chair that was said to have imitated my appearance, well, there is nothing like me in fact. Now, if you think about it carefully, it is more like the image of Nanika before, except for her pink hair.

Later, he also caught me who ran away from home. On that day, Yier fans became a typical example of staying up in the middle of the night and playing tricks on my younger brother.

This is not the point. After that, Shiba felt that it would be too wasteful to put the room there and fill it back with soil, so he planned to strengthen it with some materials and turn it into a basement or something.

They also asked me to choose the raw materials. Among the countless materials, there are actually wall materials that my "perspective" cannot penetrate.

But the price is very expensive, and such a small piece, which is about the size of a finger, costs 100 million.

This is all a premium, purely because although the beautiful color is not as good as the seven beauties, unscrupulous merchants have taken advantage of this, making jewelry with the ability to "prevent cancer" and being fired at sky-high prices.

In order to be able to buy this raw material, Xiba also went to break the superstition and saved a lot of money for many people. After all, these unscrupulous merchants did not have many health-preserving accessories that claimed to be "cure all diseases". "The drug caused many people to believe it and died on the hospital bed. There are still many people who hate it. They picked up a few orders and asked the people below to do it. The previous victims stood up to criticize this, and the original market was directly chaotic.

But one thing is that there is no false propaganda, that is, the quantity is still relatively rare, so the price is only cut in half, but the whole process is still very hardcore, and has the characteristics of beating the enemy.

But I don't want to explain this to Qiya at all. It would be strange to have such a long story like the narration or setting of the game, while others feel that it is completely unnecessary to explain.

Ilmi said, "When I was tracking a mission target, I occasionally got a large piece. I made it into a gift box, so that I can surprise Kusuo."

He glanced at me, his eyes made me a little puzzled.

In addition, it is a bit strange that Yier Fan actually said such a long paragraph.

It should be just my illusion.

I always feel that Il fans are comparing each other.

When Qi Ya was born, Mi Ji ran over to give me a Gundam, and asked me to close my eyes to create a sense of surprise. Il lost his way and didn't say much.

Unknowingly, there was a ridiculous sound of complaints in my mind.

[It feels like the eldest brother is saying that my grades are completely different from his. 】

He imitated the voice of a prince who can kill people by playing tennis, [MADAMADADANE, this feeling. 】

[Il fans can use this metal to create a sense of surprise, but I can only make you close your eyes. 】

[Damn it, I lost! 】

If it's funny, that's what it feels like.

Impossible, this is a Yier fan, there is no need to do this, it is very OOyi.

Although even if he is given a ridiculous gift from Gundam, he still has to release his own gift at the time he decides, which is also very characteristic of Il fans.

Immediately afterwards, Ilmi said, "The 'perspective' won't work in this way. Guess my gift, Kusuo."

【perspective? 】

[Does this guy have the ability to see through besides floating? 】

[Well, I feel a little lewd. 】

Hey, hey, does Qi Ya know too much?

Even the age of the soul is only twelve or thirteen years old.

As Oni-chan, you have to protect Qi Ya's body and mind, and you are not allowed to watch late-night movies or anything.

It’s because of Qi Ya’s interruption that all the weird thoughts disappeared. Maybe I shouldn’t think about Il fans that way. When he was the first “Traveling Brother”, he also knew how to create a sense of surprise for me.

I focused my attention on this gift box.

This is the first time for me to play this kind of game of guessing gifts, and it is still a little bit novel.

Except for the pile of nail wrapping paper, this is just an ordinary gift box. You can’t tell anything from the appearance alone. There are many things similar to it, but they are definitely not enough for the so-called surprise of Il fans. feel.

However, based on the elder brother's aesthetics, he is very likely to give me his own head, and it may be of the Nail Sakyamuni type.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, it shouldn't be such a dog.

I used my mind to get the gift box from Yiermi. If I use my mind, I feel that the weight is not accurate when I pick it up, because it will feel much easier if I use superpowers to bless it.

So when the gift box floated in front of my eyes, I just took it in my hand.

The gift box is very big, and it is a bit difficult for my small arms and legs. It's not that I can't hold it, but it's just because it's too huge, and the hands and arms are too short to hug, and holding it with one hand is difficult. Will hit me in the face.

I managed to find an angle and hold the gift box firmly. Well, it's so heavy.

Although the gift box is made of metal, the metal that can shield my "see-through" is not heavy, and it is lighter than gold, otherwise it would not be able to be made into jewelry for sale.

So it should be that the gift inside is relatively heavy.

I looked at Il fans, "Is there any range?"

Il fan said, "What you want most."

Ya Li Ya Li, so sure, what I want most?

The only thing I want at the moment is that Qi Ya can emerge as the next Patriarch.

But obviously this Il fan can't do it.

Wait a minute, if Yiermi said so decisively, it must be what I most want and have shown.

The only thing I've expressed my desires to the outside world these days is the Meteorite that I just talked about.

"Meteorite?" I stared at Ilmi and asked.

Yi Ermi nodded, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and stared at me.

For some reason, I suddenly felt that Yiermi in front of me was like a reserved big black cat waiting for me to smooth its fur with its chin raised.

I also took advantage of the situation and said, "Thank you, I like it very much."

Playing Guess the Gift is also fun, but hopefully less often.

Yi Ermi nodded reservedly, "Take it apart and have a look."

Hearing this, I opened the gift box and unwrapped it. Inside was a jet-black metal box with ingenious mechanisms on it, and it could be opened without much effort.

Inside is a large piece of meteorite, on which a stick figure is carved.

It's really a stick figure, just like the style of a stickman, but it doesn't look cute at first glance, but it has a creepy feeling.

There are six people drawn on it, arranged in order of height, they are a lion-headed human body, a frog-faced human body, a nail-shaped Sakyamuni, and a normal child X3. Although the child is normal, the position of the face is the same as that of Nanika. Hollow three circular holes.

The proportions of the body are all in accordance with the golden ratio of the human body, so it should be aesthetically pleasing, but I don’t know why it looks very weird, just like Yi Ermi is obviously a big beauty, but standing next to him will only feel like It's like walking in an abandoned haunted hospital.

"This is my engraving of the Digger's family, covering the original totem on it."

Yi Ermi said, "The previous one was too ugly."

really?

I looked at the Dadike family above, and heard what Yiermi said, the picture above is indeed very accurate, like I always thought it was a lion-headed human body, but it turned out to be Shiba with a lion head and a frog face The human body is Jiqiu wearing glasses, and the nail Sakyamuni is Needless to say, Ilmi.

If there are three Nanikas drawn, it should be me, Kiya, and Alluka.

Well, it can be seen that Yier fans don't like my Butterfly, and they didn't draw it for me.

Shiba frowned several times, "I remember that your painting grades are fine, Yier fans."

Painting is a very important subject, and it is very useful most of the time. It is also a necessary subject for us to beat the enemy. Xiba doubts how Yier fans passed the painting class.

"This is abstract art, the style of manga artists that Kusuo likes."

Well, do you mean rich and treacherous?It is indeed a draft style recently, and it has not been updated for a long time.

Xiba didn't say much, "How did you get this piece of 'Meteorite'?"

Elmi said, "It's a collection from the previous mission."

Before Shiba and Yiermi told me that I wanted meteorites, Yiermi helped me pay attention, and then touched the sheep in the collection.

The original collectors got it from that kind of underground auction house, and just bought it as a totem artwork that destroyed the race.

The people who had hunted the Kuluta clan before, finally ushered in the destruction earlier than the Kuluta clan.

I can study what these meteorites do later.

The final climax of the birthday party is also over.

But I stopped the servants from taking Kirya and Alluka back.

"What's wrong?" Shiba asked.

I said, "Miji said, I hope I can take them to the Gundam on my birthday, and then unwrap the present he gave me."

The real gift has already been used by me in the four corners of the restaurant, but Mi Ji also prepared an unopened copy for me, just to fulfill his text message request in the morning.

He helped me, and I can only reciprocate, let Kiya and Alluka sit on the Gundam he gave me to show his idea of ​​standing behind me unswervingly as the second brother.

It can only be said that children are really troublesome, too childish.

The corner of Xiba's mouth twitched, but he didn't stop my behavior.

On the contrary, Qi Ya's body tensed up all of a sudden, but even though he was very vigilant, he showed superb acting skills and showed me an angelic smile.

Well, I hope the monitoring can take clearer pictures, and I can publish a photo album as Qi Ya's birthday present in the future.

I'm really a good brother.