Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Although I want to "play" with my brother, I really don't have much time.

It's not that Xiba and Jiqiu want to use the business of teaching me acting skills to actually make love to each other in private.

Not to mention that Ki Qiu has just given birth and is still recuperating.

It is completely different from the tradition of confinement in some countries, and there is no such tradition here.

Ki Qiu's body is not very weak, and even if she wants to, she can now beat the enemy with a handgun again. Well, considering her ability, maybe it is more appropriate to beat the enemy with a sonic boom.

These are not important. Although the body is very healthy, it still needs to rest and recuperate. Even for those with the ability to give birth, giving birth to a child is very exhausting. After all, from the perspective of Jiqiu's body after pregnancy, giving birth is more like a parasite. In the battle for nutrition, immune cells fight with themselves.

Even though Ki Chu looks good, in fact there are still many hidden injuries.

In addition to physical recovery, exercising and getting her body back to before giving birth are very important things for Ki Qiu. She can't tolerate the decline in her state. There is no way to do it during pregnancy. After the end You need to start training immediately.

The bright and dignified words are like this. In fact, the coach of the exercise is Shiba, so everyone understands that exercise is coupled with the pink love between husband and wife.

There is nothing inappropriate for children, just the leisure time of old couples together, and the inhumane recovery training.

Kiju is really strong, worthy of being our head mother.

However, considering my existence, they seem to plan to wait for Kiya and Alluka to have a full moon before going on their honeymoon.

As for why you consider me, um, this time it's okay, I understand myself.

What kids to bring on honeymoon?

Kiya and Alluka can be thrown to me, hey hey hey, isn't there still Irmi here?It's not appropriate to throw it at me at this time.

Not only am I going to be attacked by pink love dog food now, but I also have to take care of my children in the future?

But Shiba was too straightforward, "If you don't want to be the head of the family, at least you have to brainwash Qi Ya now."

Although it makes sense, it's too late for brainwashing now, after all, Qi Ya is a 12-year-old Qi Ya in his body.

I haven't told Sheba about this yet, and Sheba and Kiki are totally unaware of it.

Even though Killua is very active, often eager to escape from his crib, there are many details that are not like a baby in normal times, but they both think it is normal.

Anything is possible, you son of a bitch.

I thought about what happened before.

Qi Ya blinked his cat's eyes to appear very curious, but in fact, he wanted to look around to find a way to leave this illusion.

He rolled himself on the ground laughing before, besides thinking that this illusion is really ridiculous, he also had the idea of ​​pretending to be crazy to lure out the mastermind behind it, just like I thought.

But there is no mastermind behind the scenes, so there is nothing unusual at all.

So Qi Ya began to use other methods to leave the illusion he thought.

And the first and most important thing to do is get out of the crib.

It's really a struggle between myself and myself.

His aptitude is very good, but not as good as mine, probably because he thought he was in an illusion, and he didn't take his body seriously. It was really hard when he fell off the crib, but our room was released. Carpet, so it's just a broken arm.

Judging from Qi Ya's expression, it should still be in pain, the whole bun face wrinkled into a bun skin.

[The pain is also made super realistic. 】

[With this ability, why wasn't Jin caught to build the Island of Greed? 】

【Oh, Xiaojie should be fine, Jin is really going too far. 】

Well, it seems that in the future, Jin's child will really abduct our child who beat the enemy, and it seems that some serious father-son accident happened?

Qi Ya cursed and staggered to his feet while leaning on the railing of the crib, then took a few steps forward, and threw himself directly onto the street.

He too took it for granted.

The reason why I keep floating is naturally because my legs can't support walking for a long time. It's impossible for Qi Ya to be able to run and jump after only one week of birth.

[Damn it, I will have such a day. 】

Having said that, even if he really didn't want to, in order to accomplish his goal, Qiya still learns how to crawl on the ground like a baby. Because his hand was broken, he arched like a caterpillar, but this state does not affect him, the speed Still fast.

Originally, a broken hand was a common occurrence for beating the enemy, and this could not stop him.

Although Qiya can climb, his height is a bit too short for the door handle, and his feet are so soft that he can't jump up, and he can't reach it at all. After he discovered this by visual inspection, he gave up going out to explore.

Then he set his sights on the power socket.

【Intense pain is a way to leave the illusion. 】

[Falling from the crib resulted in a broken left hand, this level cannot escape the illusion. 】

Qi Ya's eyes rolled darkly, and he made a decision. He reached out towards the power socket, and made a behavior that children can't imitate, trying to ionize himself in this world.

We started electric shock training one month after birth. Even though Qi Ya was only a week old now, the gene has its own resistance to electricity. The 220-volt voltage cannot cause any substantial damage except for pain. The hair was electrified and turned into a sleepy Shiba, that is, the kind of broom head that goes up, and passed out.

I made sure he was breathing steadily and had a normal heartbeat and ignored him.

When Alluka found out that Kira was missing, she burst into tears and called the servant in, which was also very childish.

After all, Alluka has always regarded Qi Ya as a human-shaped pillow, and children of this age are the type who can cry when they grab their things.

The final consequence of this incident was that Qi Ya was considered to want to train early, and started electric shock training in advance.

[SOS, why are such details like ours? ? 】

Qi Ya couldn't help being irritable about this.

[However, if you go to training, it means that you can move freely to other places, which is also good. 】

[When I find the mastermind behind the scenes, I will definitely kill him. 】

【Aluka and Nanika are still waiting for me, I must leave here. 】

Qi Ya, who was carried to the training room, secretly made up his mind, his cat eyes seemed to be looking outside curiously, but in fact he wanted to find a flaw in the illusion.

For training, he was full of confidence, and then he was carried back like a dead dog.

[Why do children's bodies have to be so delicate!At this time, there are so many details, why add a pink hair to our house? 】

I was shot innocently.

All in all, because I set everyone's threshold for abnormalities too high, even Qi Ya's rush to training has become a normal phenomenon, and he even feels that he is not good if he doesn't speak that day.

Hey hey hey, even I didn't speak telepathically until two weeks later.

I knew it the day I was born, but I've been learning since I don't know the meaning of the words very well.

No servant would gossip with a newborn child, especially Balabala in front of the master’s young master, and Qiya was born when I have the ability to understand telepathy, so I can see that I have superpowers. After the restriction, he didn't realize that I could read his mind at all, and complained about me every day.

Because of this I decided to let him play by himself for a while.

After all, the people in our family who have such incredible ideas are only ridiculous, except for me. Sheba, who did such a thing like tearing up "Binary Linear Equation", would not understand rebirth and time travel at all.

But now when I hear Shiba's straightforward call for me to brainwash Qi Ya and take over his class, I have to say that he really understands me.

But Qi Ya is now twelve or thirteen-year-old Qi Ya inside, it's hard to deceive.

I can't explain the situation now, I just said, "Talk as if you would let me go."

Shiba's words are just a blank promise.

The corner of Xiba's mouth twitched, and he slapped my hair, "You made it sound like beating an enemy is terrible."

Is the owner who beat the enemy good, doesn't he know?

I reflect on myself three times a day, why should I be the head of the family who beat the enemy?Isn't this Shiba's daily life?

I thought about it and told about Aluka's frail health.

Shiba was not surprised, "The twins in the past will also have this situation, and Kiqiu and I plan to talk about it later."

I look at him.

Shiba smiled and rubbed my hair, "Don't worry, beating the enemy won't throw away your child."

Ya Lie Ya Lie, I'm not worried about this.

However, I have a lot of things recently, and it has nothing to do with this. Now Shiba and Kiqiu are still there, and there are servants, so there is no need for me to bring Kira and Alluka.

It's just that after Yiermi came back, it represented two words "disaster".

He is definitely the least likable kind of brother.

Not only is he very strict with himself, but also with his younger brother. The education of his younger brother is even more powerful than that of his real old father Shiba.

Because Qiya and Alluka are too young, they are still two milk dolls with no bones, and Miji is playing in the Sky Arena, so his goal is only me.

I have been playing "peek-a-boo" with Il fans recently, but I can teleport and run to the island of greed to hide first, but if I do this, maybe the blackening value of Il fans will be even higher Some.

I can't avoid Ilmi forever, so with that in mind, I can only play with him for a while.

Anyway, he just used "invisibility" to daze in the sky, watching Yiermi scattered flowers below.

I don't quite understand what kind of special love Il fans have for catching the air, but he seems to be very serious about playing "peek-a-boo" with each other to get the sublimation of brotherhood.

But to me, if reality is any kind of emotional training game, it’s probably——

——Il fans invite you to play a game of "peek-a-boo at the cost of your life", do you accept it?

-A accepts B accepts C accepts D accepts

There is absolutely no room for rejection.

And if you have other things or face other people, he can come out from every corner of the ugliness character who is completely unpleasant except for being beautiful, and is very keen on putting needles in your head to make a marionette.

What's even more uncomfortable is that after his own favorability has dropped every time he "hide and seek", the favorability of Yier fans has risen steadily.

This is the truth, I recently awakened an ability called "favorability indicator".

If 60 is the passing line, it will not have any malice towards people, just like ordinary people who have a little relationship, whether it is a colleague or a classmate, this value will be ignored, not hated, it is my favorite pass numbers.

70 can become boyfriend and girlfriend.

When you reach 80, you can get married.

Heart couples such as Shiba and Kiqiu are all floating in the 90-100 range.

The idea of ​​​​changing clothes in Jiqiu is soaring, but when looking at Shiba's sharp-edged face and remembering the face of the creamy boy from before, his favorability will drop to 90.

Only when Kicho's decibel exceeds the support of the cup will Shiba feel that she is a little noisy and drop to 90.

Under normal circumstances, they have maintained around 98.

And now the favorability of Il fans towards me has exploded, reaching 120. If it is a thermometer, it may have been broken by now.

It's okay if it's a normal younger brother, but this is an Il fan.

I always feel that it will become a very strange direction of the Eighteen Bans.

By the way, the favorability of Il fans towards their family members is generally around 70, and the newly born Qi Ya reached 86 after me, while Shiba and Kiqiu are only at 82, and Alluka is only at 75. I have no way of knowing if Miji is not here, but from the current point of view, it should be higher than Lujia.

The favorability of IL fans has a lot to do with their aptitude.

Although he had just been born, he hadn't tested his roots and aptitude yet, but judging from his performance after birth, the silver-haired Qiya did not live up to the best aptitude for beating the enemy with silver hair, while Alluka was much inferior.

All in all, Yiermi is a very realistic guy, but considering that his favorability towards ordinary servants other than the butler is not even as high as Sanmao, I think it's not bad.

It's just that it ranks the lowest in the highest gear, and it won't behave strangely because of disgust.

Then why did the Il fans want to do something to Alluka, which caused Kiya and Alluka to leave?

Maybe it has something to do with the Nanika mentioned by Kiya, but I haven't found any signs of schizophrenia in Aluka so far.

When he is awake, his telepathy is generally [Qi Ya, kiss], [Qi Ya, play] and the like.

Qi Ya is also the highest in terms of favorability, which is actually 100. Maybe it is a normal reaction of the twins, not to say that there will be telepathy between the twins.

Aluka's favorability is relatively normal, and the favorability of Kiki who is breastfeeding and the servant who changes his diaper is quite high. For example, the favorability of Il fans who often face them with murderous intent is very low, only at 20 points.

To be honest, I was surprised that it was still a positive number.

As for Qi Ya, his favorability fluctuates greatly. On the one hand, he thinks that he is in an illusion, so he hates everything around him. On the other hand, this scene is too realistic for him. up.

[Some details can be matched. 】

【However, in some places, it seems particularly careless. I actually have an older brother named Kusuo. 】

[Although it is a good thing that my brother's interest in me has plummeted, but every time I feel like I am reading a Mary Su novel and there is some drama. 】

[Is it a heartthrob? 】

There is no way, my favorability for beating the enemy is so high.

Basically all have 100 points.

After all, most people who beat the enemy admire the strong, and look at our family, shouldn't I be the most normal?

Although I don't want to be the heartthrob, 60 points is actually pretty good.

But for a while, Il fans play with me, I play with strangeness, um, forget it, it's all the brothers of the enemy.