Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

The fact that Mi Chi wants to take the technical stream is not only his problem, but also needs Xiba's approval. After that, he has been rolling on my floor over and over again while thinking of various excuses.

I also need my help with tasting.

"You can just say that I want to be a technology killer." I bit my pacifier impatiently and said.

He's so annoying that I need a pacifier to control my mood, or else I'll slap him against the wall like a Hulk and can't pull him down.

Mi Ji muttered loudly: "Eh? But Dad is an Internet idiot! I said that, but he didn't understand at all!"

"What did you say, Miji?" As soon as he finished speaking, Shiba opened the door and asked.

He really looks like the dean who randomly checks in the anime.

Miji's feet trembled, and he accused me with his eyes.

[Why didn't you tell me that Dad was outside? 】

[Do you think I can know? 】

If Sheba wanted to be unobtrusive, he could walk as silently as a cat, his heartbeat could be almost silent, and he couldn't even detect telepathy.

My back is facing the door, but even if my perspective can activate with an eye on the back of my head, I guess it won't be able to capture Shiba's figure.

Sheba pretended not to know about our interaction and asked again.

Although his tone was fine, Mi Ji knew he had to answer.

I can't help him in this kind of thing, and he can never succeed if he doesn't speak up himself.

Beating the enemy is very harsh in teaching.

Mi Ji took a deep breath and said, "I want to learn technology and apply mechanical technology to the business of beating enemies."

Yahhhhhhh, this is too official.

It's like going to some important interview place.

Xiba squatted down, touched Miji's head which was trembling a little, "Okay."

Mi Ji suddenly raised his head, and looked over in surprise, "Dad..."

"I'm not someone who doesn't understand electronic technology." Sheba said.

Sure enough, I heard it, and replaced the "idiot".

Mi Ji was a little embarrassed, he tapped his toes, "No, I..."

"The punishment for failure of rock-paper-scissors today will start in the afternoon."

However, Shiba has returned to his ruthless mode, hey, at least let's have another hour of father-son warmth.

But then Shiba greeted Mi Chi away, and after a while, he brought in another bag from the outside, and after taking out two pieces of cake, I'm sorry, but I just want to say that Mi Chi left very quickly, very nice.

Now is the time for me to eat alone.

I manipulated the fork with my thoughts and ate the cake happily.

This dessert without poisonous additions is so rare that it literally dances a rondel on the tip of my tongue.

Even Shiba took the opportunity to touch my head and he could let him go.

"Good boy."

My hand paused.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfs, I can't end with two pieces of cake and a "good boy", at least seven or eight yuan.

"Don't be greedy."

mean.

As an adult and a father at the same time, if you have the guts, just be frank.

But if that's the case, please help me a little bit.

At the age of one year and three months, I also want to become the mediator of my old uncle. Hey, it’s really sunset red to beat up the enemy.

After eating the cake, I encountered a joke when I went out.

"I'm a little nervous." Mi Ji said while walking and rubbing his hands.

This is what he said 121 times along the way, one more tunnel than Yiermi dug.

If I had known that he was so good at thinking, I would definitely not have walked with him, but would have teleported directly to the restaurant. In fact, two cakes really prevented me from doing so much. I can only have goldfish memories in trouble. .

But who told me to be caught by him.

This guy actually installed a tiny camera in my baby room and filmed me eating cake.

My eating appearance is not ugly either, I don't gobble it up at all, I still eat a delicate young master who appreciates three mouthfuls.

After all, Xiba is too stingy, and he bought a cake as big as a palm when he went down the mountain. It is said that one piece worth 20 ring nuns can't heal my pain of not being able to eat another piece.

But after all, I eat alone, but I do n’t worry about how many storms of Xi Babu's bowl of water are flattened by the enemy and guests. Yes, it's too OOC.

It’s just Jiqiu, on her side, a bowl of water is even if my dad feeds me a piece of cake, and she wants me to accompany her to change 320 sets of clothes.

If I let Mi Chi take this video to Kikyo's dance, I will definitely not be able to crawl out of Kikyo's closet for three days. Compared with going to the restaurant with Mi Chi, it is a trivial matter.

But I have to say that, even if I was forced by my life experience, I never thought that brothers and sisters would be dangerous enough to make a short video, but Shiba absolutely knew it and didn't even remind me.

Is this guy really his father?

Another day I will dye his hair pink to make up for the suffering I have suffered.

But if it is pink hair, it will probably cause secondary damage to my eyes. Sure enough, it should be a colorful Sha Matt?

I fell into deep thought, and at this moment Mi Ji said suddenly.

"I'm a little worried."

"Are you worried that Shiba will turn into a neon light and hunt me down?" I asked subconsciously, "If I really make it, Shiba should also set off firecrackers to celebrate."

If he could really dye Shiba a colorful killing mat without him noticing, it would definitely cause a shock of beating the enemy. My mother's screams can be compared to suona, and she has been beating the enemy for three months.

When I go out to bask in the sun every day, I can get everyone's fearful and respectful eyes.

"What are you talking about?" Mi Ji was a little puzzled, but he reacted very slowly despite being Two-dimensional, "Can you turn people into neon lights now?"

Mi Ji was terrified, and subconsciously flew to the ceiling.

I should have filmed it now, so that I can laugh at Mi Chi who will not be able to become a nimble and fat man in the future, but I have no idea that Mi Chi in the future will be a meaty ball whose weight is bigger than height.

"What were you thinking?" I said, "Don't you think Sheba would be a better color for a neon sign?"

Mi Ji jumped down from the ceiling, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said, "Stop making trouble, I don't want to take the blame for this matter."

【I'm just an ordinary five-year-old boy who likes magical girls. 】

"Don't magical girls exist to save the common people?" I asked blankly.

"Don't read my mind casually, little brother." Mi Ji said, "Only children believe that magical girls will save the world. Adults only look at the body."

...Don't lie to me, you telepathically said you were an ordinary five-year-old boy.

And look at the body?Hackers tapping code fingers?

It's too greasy, he'd better dry it under the sun to see if he can get a few catties of oil to feed Sanmao.

I was too lazy to argue so much with Mi Ji, and asked, "What are you worried about?"

Along the way, Mi Ji's heart rate increased by 10% compared to before, and a layer of sweat appeared on his back, which would only appear after [-] minutes of normal training.

Telepathy is very confusing because of his overactive brain, he doesn't follow the words, doesn't want to analyze at all, and basically knows that he is worried about others. He dropped out of the mainstream training of beating enemies and turned to technology The view from the line of killers.

Yeah, yeah, is it necessary?

Generally, for this kind of matter, it is enough for Xiba to make a decision directly.

Mi Ji shook his head like a little adult and said, "You don't understand."

Hehe, if you don’t understand, you took a video and used it as a cheering device.

Goodbye, I'm drifting away.

I didn't plan to care about Mi Chi, Mi Chi ran after me and arrived at the restaurant in a short while.

It was a waste of time, when we arrived, it happened to be pinched, and everyone else was sitting on top of it. Ilmi even took a shower. He was buried in the ground for four hours. If he didn't take a shower, he would still want to sit next to me If so, I will also teleport him to the bathroom.

It has nothing to do with brotherly love, just worried about whether there will be bugs crawling on him to me.

Yi Ermi didn't wipe his hair, it was dripping wet, and he still kept his bath towel in a conspicuous place, staring at me motionlessly with a pair of cat eyes.

[Look, it's the big brother's eyes that make me think the rumors are true, and he wants you to rub your head!A bath towel and wet hair in such an obvious place, tsk tsk tsk. ] Mi Ji spoke to me quietly from the bottom of my heart.

[Don't you think he has gone from physics research to "One Hundred Ways of Green Tea Brother"? 】

Do you have this book?Don't lie to me, I'm still young.

Also, it's all telepathy, so don't make small expressions, all fans of Il looked over.

Anyway, it's all a joke, my expression hasn't changed from beginning to end, it's still a perfect poker face.

I simply floated to my own baby chair and sat down. When Yi Ermi looked over, Mi Ji scolded me in my heart [no compatriot love], and sat in his own seat.

The servants served the dishes in silence, and when they came to me, they paused and put down their spoons.

Good weight.

Embarrassed, I didn't pick it up all at once.

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Big brother's book list:

"Physics and Calculus", "Practice of Sunflower Acupuncture", "One Hundred Ways of Green Tea Brother", "How to Build a Good Relationship with My Brother" (marking is useless), comic "The Disaster of Superpowers" "(read a few pages and can't stand it), "How to become Two-dimensional" (confirm that it is not in the same world, or pull the younger brother out), "Become a tyrant to raise a younger brother" (mark it to make more money).