Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Mermaids are generally regarded as noble creatures, not inferior to elves in terms of racial characteristics.

After being trapped, they would rather starve to death or be bumped to death than be raised and played by humans.

So the consumption of mermaids has always been very high. Well, for those rich people, mermaids are not a creature, but some kind of object that shows their status, just like the Kuluta tribe. same product.

But this palm mermaid, I don't know if it's the wrong species, or the experience of being mutilated in childhood, or being cared for by humans, all in all, it's really good at acting like a baby.

It is completely different from cats who look like angels on the outside, but are actually the arrogant KING on the inside.

The cat who beat the enemy door and stayed there and shouted "Kusuo, why don't you open the door for me" can always use the most angelic expression like a tourist begging for food, and then say "stupid human beings" in the most cruel words , come and lick my paw."

The mermaid on the palm is completely an angel with the same heart and mind. Seeing that I don't seem to want to sing, she will softly rub her fingers, and then dance in the middle of the pool, flicking her red tail.

The mermaid is an elf of the sea, and it dances even more gracefully. It is better than the world's best water ballet, and it is very beautiful.

When jumping to the rise, I simply forgot my goal - I wanted me to open my mouth to sing a song, so I opened my mouth first, "Ah~"

The lips are lightened, and the sound of nature is revealed, as if you can hear the sound of the waves of the sea. The sun shines on the golden sea, bringing the cries of seagulls, and you immediately enter the leisurely afternoon, basking in the sun on the beach , blowing the sea breeze.

Everyone showed expressions like a spring breeze, but I was the only one who was eating dessert.

At the end of the song, the palm mermaid stared at me with a face the size of a finger, with a timid expression of nervousness and anticipation. She was singing a beautiful song, but it was like in "The Voice of the World", eagerly waiting for the music hunter to judge the award. players.

In fact, strictly speaking, it should be that Mingming's own strength surpassed the judges by a large margin, but without the blessing of the ability to read, it seemed not so resplendent, and a music hunter was needed as a judge.

This makes me who have been eating desserts and regard the mermaid's singing as the BGM of the dessert shop, well, I don't feel any guilt.

Although I did use superpowers to cheat, it was not out of my own will, it was purely because of superpowers that I was disobedient.

I'm not talking nonsense, and I'm not being self-effacing. I haven't studied music seriously, and I can't compare to mermaids in terms of voice. They are born singers.

This is the truth, after all Jin named my ability "Mermaid Voice", but most people agree.

It's enough to see how buggy the mermaid's voice is.

It's just that I feel ashamed to this extent when I encounter a more BUG.

The mermaid on the palm stared at me so pitifully in order to listen to me sing a song. If it was an ordinary person, I am afraid that I would not be able to bear the condemnation of my conscience, but a cold-hearted person like me would not be punished by such a small person. The trick moved.

It's just that Elena still has good cooking skills, and it's not enough to bring out a lot of desserts, and there's even coffee jelly, which makes the mermaid's cuteness flow out of her mouth.

But I didn't lose my mind. I looked at the coffee jelly in front of me and didn't eat it, so I poked Jin telepathically.

【Didn't Xiba tell you to keep it a secret? 】

He even brought out my favorite food, which is coffee jelly. Is his secrecy a leaky bag?

Shiba really trusted a ghost.

【I only mentioned 'teleportation' and 'mermaid voice', these two are the abilities that Sheba acquiesced. 】

Kim said.

If he said this, it would not be a lie. As long as I asked Shiba, I would know whether it was true or not. Lying is really meaningless.

And if you think about it carefully, you also know Shiba's intentions.

I understand the "voice of the mermaid". There was a lot of trouble in Kukulu Town before, and some ordinary people would think it was a mermaid baby, but this can't fool those who read the ability, and with the qualifier of "baby", It's easy to think of beating the newborn child of the enemy.

We can't hide this matter.

As for "teleportation", I'm a little skeptical about the words of Xiba, who was passed on by Jin Jia, he feels like someone who can do such a thing.

In fact, it was Jin who suggested to Xiba that it is impossible to hide and tuck me forever when beating the enemy, and suddenly burst into omnipotent mind ability, it is better to proceed step by step and let others have a period of adaptation. Not to be intimidated.

This is what Shiba told me later.

And Ida's previous question was purely deceiving me.

This guy and Elena are both monster hunters. When they want information about poachers, they have a white face and a red face, using words to swindle the information they want.

It can be said to be a professional habit.

It is also because apart from the "teleportation" and "mermaid voice" that Jin said, I am floating in the air now, which means that I am hiding something, so I took advantage of the situation to cheat.

I didn't doubt my telepathic ability, after all, my superpower-enhanced brain cells in my head are still working with dignity.

As for what Jin said, he actually wanted me to show my feet.

Building "Island of Greed" requires a lot of weird abilities, and it's hard to find those who have the ability.

Even if Kim has friends all over the world, it may take a long time to find them all.

And in order to ensure the mystery of "The Island of Greed", Jin can only take Bai Duoli to ask others for abilities, not to mention time-consuming.

Although Jin kept saying that this was a real-world game built for his son, he was really scumbag and didn't want to spend too much time here. He planned to finish it within two years, so he naturally coveted me and got my idea.

But Shiba won't let me participate, but I'm not talking about sneaking in myself.

And Elena's coffee jelly was naturally used to bribe me.

What a joke, will my majestic third young master, who beats the enemy, be bought off by this little coffee jelly?

Well, it smells so good.

Help is out of the question, and the clicker is barely there.

I reluctantly sang a song, no need for pop music, just learning the tune from before the mermaid on the palm.

Because my memory is good enough, not a single note is wrong.

After listening to the mermaid on the palm, her cheeks turned bright red twice.

It dangled from the surface of the pool and floated to the bottom of the sea again.

There was a loud "boom".

And this also woke up Jin and others who heard my singing.

"Your ability is too powerful." Jin couldn't help but "tsk tsk", "If you came to sneak attack with singing, maybe most people would die quietly while bathed in music."

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

"A lot of music hunters can't do this." Leiza looked at me confused.

[Beating the enemy has become a little more terrifying. 】

Jin put his shoulders on Leiza, "Why, are you also afraid of a baby?"

Leiza glanced at me and pushed Jin's shoulder away, "How is that possible?"

At this time, Ida pointed at the mermaid on her palm and laughed, "Ah, Miss Mermaid is silent because Kusuo's singing is so beautiful. This is probably the legendary 'death without regret'."

Although the palm mermaid can't speak human language because of the vocal cords, she is very smart. After getting along for such a period of time, plus Elena's consciously teaching her, she also knows the common language. She quickly jumped from the bottom of the pool. He jumped up, flew into the air like a rocket, and with a strong tail, the water "poofed" and poured Ida a chill.

Ida refused to let her go, and ran over to argue with the mermaid in her palm. The two talked with each other, but they were also very harmonious.

But originally Ida was deliberately teasing the mermaid. Although she looks small and looks like a lolita, she is actually over 20 years old. As a hunter, she can be valued by Jin to build "Greed Island", which is naturally outstanding. So With a tail of water, it is very easy to avoid it.

In addition to this, I also want to stimulate the previously stagnant atmosphere and divert the previous topic.

【Well, Leiza is still a bit too straightforward, what does beating up the enemy have to do with us?They don't kill monsters. 】

As a monster hunter, I like animals more than humans.

I was eating the coffee jelly made by Elena, and it was actually not affected.

But when they quarreled, they suddenly mentioned me, and the palm mermaid suddenly turned to me, looking at me and blushing.

【I, I am not such a mermaid! 】

...so what kind of mermaid she is has anything to do with me?

She covered her face as she said this to me, stuffed her head into the conch shell, and refused to come out no matter how much Ida teased her.

Seeing this, Ida smiled at me, and was hit on the head by Elena, "Don't think about things all day long, and don't you look at how old Kusuo is?"

Ida said dissatisfiedly, "I'm a big sister, you have to look like a little sister."

Elena looked disdainfully, and looked Ida up and down, "It's only a few minutes earlier than me. In fact, you can ask around to see who treats you as an older one."

Yida turned her eyes to the side, and Jin and Lei Zhadu silently looked away.

It seems that she has been hurt by it before, and she doesn't want to be involved in the quarrel between the two sisters.

At this time, I also finished my coffee jelly and said, "Let's get down to business."

Ida also withdrew her original unscrupulous expression and became more reliable, "Honestly speaking, the fact that you let us take in the Kuluta clan has also reminded us."

Originally, some monsters could be relocated to the Greedy Island if they wanted to. Anyway, protecting a race is no different from protecting a group.

"However, specific matters need to be discussed." Elena followed closely.

"Then you can talk to the Kuluta tribe yourself." I am satisfied when I get the answer I want, and let the Kuluta tribe talk about the rest.

I don't have any idea of ​​"send Buddha to the west, help people to the end".

Originally, I wanted to teleport away directly, but was stopped by Jin who saw my motives.

"Don't go yet, Kusuo." Jin said, "You have to at least see if the Kuluta clan agree with our plan. You have to learn some common sense."

As a result, when he said this, the other people present widened their eyes, looking at Jin as if they had seen an alien.

"It's always strange to hear 'people's ways of the world' from Jinzui." Leiza touched his chin and said.

"That's right, it's like the sun is coming out from the west," Ida nodded repeatedly, "I'm worried that the world will be destroyed tomorrow."

Elena also agreed, "I have to see if the sow has climbed the tree."

Even the Palm Mermaid who stuffed his head into the conch in the water tank couldn't help nodding, making the conch sway twice.

Jin: "...I also understand the ways of the world."

"You can say this to Dunn, who was forced to change his name to match 'D'." Elena said.

Jin touched his nose, "Didn't he become lucky because he changed his name?"

But what Jin said made sense, so I teleported directly to the bedroom of the elder of the Kuluta clan. Of course, I didn't forget to put on my green dumpling "son of the forest" vest at this time.

He solved a big problem on his mind and slept well. When I pushed him awake, he was still sleepy. He was startled when he saw me, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses.

"Master 'Children of the Forest', I am too old to be frightened."

[Being stared at by ghost-like eyes, the three souls and five souls are about to be scared away. 】

...For the sake of the Kuluta clan, let's go to work.

I touched the elder's shoulder and teleported him to Jin.

Jin and the others who had been waiting in the meeting room saw me in this outfit, and immediately laughed out loud.

The elder of the Kuluta clan was very angry and shouted, "This is the Lord 'Son of the Forest' of our 'Kuluta clan', this is blasphemy!"

Well, I obviously planned to smear on the idol before, pretending to be a ghost.

Jin and the others are not stupid. Seeing me wrapped like this, they knew that I didn't want to reveal my identity. Although I didn't know how I got the name "Children of the Forest", they didn't expose me.

[In a few words, I understand Kusuo's nature. This guy is best to stay away from me in troublesome things, but he is indeed a bad character. It is normal to want to hide his identity. He will definitely not intend to use the name of God to do anything . 】

Hey, hey, although the words are correct, why does it sound so strange?

Although they laughed out loud at the beginning and looked very unreliable, Elena and Ida quickly prepared the regulations and were very capable of working. No wonder they were pulled by Jin to build the Island of Greed.

Things like "residual blood protection" must be explained first.

The elders of the Kuluta clan are not so pedantic, and they don't think it's a problem to beat their own people to half death.

It's good to let them see the dangers of outsiders, and learn more, so as not to become the second Foss.

Not to mention, Jin and the others have done a good job in education. Since it is a real game world, they will also be willing to build a school to allow people from the Kuluta tribe to enroll. In addition to basic knowledge, they will also learn martial arts. The ability to read is dependent on the master leading the door to practice. Jin and the others are also willing to give some key points of practice to the Kuluta clan.

As far as the charter is concerned, they are much better than Johnny and the others.

The elders of the Kuluta tribe agreed to this matter.

There are also many choices to be a real NPC. Of course, the Kuluta tribe can choose whatever they want, chefs, or castle knights.

But unexpectedly,

"We're going to start with bandits first."

On the road from Andonibal to Martha Dora, all the bandits have a strange endemic disease, and the bandits need to deceive the passing players into nothing.

There will also be three endings, one is being beaten half to death by an angry player, and then the remaining blood protection temporarily becomes a 'card', the other is being deceived and the player leaves on his own, and the final perfect ending is that the player uses the "Paladin's The necklace "cured the strange disease for the bandit, and then got the "Lucky Alexandrite".

Ida was a little curious about the choice of the elders of the Kuta clan, so she asked directly.

The elders of the Kuluta tribe didn’t hide it either, “Cheating people is always a skill, and I also want the children in our clan not to be so kind and easy to be deceived, so I’m going to start with how to deceive people.” start."

"Furthermore, after the deceit loses, those players will definitely become angry and attack us. We can also train our sparring ability by counterattacking."

There is indeed some truth.

Moreover, the players are all ability users, and they can indeed learn a lot by fighting with them.

Jin and the others nodded, acknowledging this.

I have to say that the Kuluta people are really hardworking.

In fact, in addition to the above points,

[Now it's time for us Kuluta clan to play tricks on others. 】

[Starting from bandits to dominate the world. 】

[The next generation of our Kuluta clan will definitely make everyone tremble. 】

…A rabbit that is pushed into a hurry will bite people, and the elders of the Kuluta clan seem to have become second-rate when they are pushed into a hurry.

I thought about my words carefully.

Well, it has nothing to do with me.

It is definitely because Jin and the others used a lot of vocabulary for the second disease when explaining what a game is to the elders of the Kuluta clan, which caused this situation.

At least he didn't say it was for the "Children of the Forest".

I was thinking so.

The elders of the Kuluta tribe looked at me, and silently added a [for the 'son of the forest'' in their hearts. 】

Smile at me like a chrysanthemum.