Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

How is the sense of surprise produced?

It needs a gift that the other party is looking forward to, carefully prepared in secret, and appears in front of the other party with a "bang" on a special day as if hitting people's hearts.

I didn't even understand what surprise was before.

I can't blame this, it's mainly because of the educational policy of beating the enemy, when the word "surprise" is said, it's always "We're going to start torture training today, surprise?"

Then, under the merciless beating, it completely became a negative word.

Of course, I haven’t done any training yet, but I’ve actually had electric shock training after birth, “surprise! Kusuo, we’re going to start electric shock training.” In addition to being a little unbearable the first time, I quickly got used to it.

But this runs counter to the surprise above in the traditional sense.

As for the real sense of surprise in writing and reading as surprise, more careful preparation is required.

Moreover, the servants who beat the enemy are of high quality, and they all maintain a state of psychological shielding in front of me, and I don't feel like being leaked, but in fact, no one will specially create surprises when beating the enemy.

Apart from the annual honeymoon, there is nothing romantic about Xiba and Kiqiu's relationship.

I feel the need to take back the "he deserves to have a wife" proclamation to Sheba earlier.

Although I don’t want to admit it, the first sense of surprise since I was born was indeed given by Il fans. The coffee jelly that specially asked Wutong to show me the precautions can be said to be for my one-year-old child. Life has left a strong stroke of color.

It is estimated that the event maker, Il fans, are not happy about this, but coffee jelly has also become the only heroine in my life.

And now I use this sense of surprise on Mi Ji again.

For example, blindfolded and then taken to the grove to see the surprise, the plots in girl comics are obviously not suitable for comics, and there will be no interest in the middle of the journey and you will want to remove your blindfold, and you will keep beeping along the way , if the spoken words can be materialized, it can also drown out all the enemies who beat the enemy.

Miji will cry and think that Shiba will finally airdrop him to Meteor Street, especially when grandma is back. "Demand to give him the gesture of airdropping food from beating enemy customers every day.

In fact, the best approach for Mi Ji is the traditional decisive point of killing enemies.

However, a little change is still needed, for example, to suppress expectations to the minimum first, and the psychological books I read these days are not in vain.

When Mi Ji knocked on the door and asked me to go to the restaurant for dinner, I remained calm and went to the empty restaurant with him.

Mi Ji frowned and looked around, "What's going on?"

Although Mi Chi grew fat and ate a lot, but in addition to daily training, he had to do his own mechanical research every moment, so it was always the last to go to the restaurant. Usually, at this time, Shiba He and Kiqiu are already waiting here, just waiting for the two of us to have dinner.

And now let alone people, there is no tableware on the table, and Wutong will not make such a mistake unless something important happens.

Miji's first reaction was that someone had invaded and beat the enemy, and he was an extremely powerful enemy, so he could do it so silently.

It's unbelievable, but it also makes sense.

Of course, the people who immediately invaded and beat up the enemy in Miji became non-human, otherwise how could they do all this silently?

[Now is the stage of teasing our two children. 】

Thinking of the plot of the arrival of countless great demon kings in his mind, he tightened my hand, "Kusuo, it's okay, let's check the surveillance first, if something really happens, I will protect you."

As a guy with exceptionally strong brain power, he has already thought about a series of things in the future, such as leading me to escape the raids of powerful enemies, and living a life of incognito with my homeless life, and then raising me, watching I kill enemies with blood.

...Speaking of revenge, you're completely counting on me, right?His biggest contribution in brain supplements is to support me by selling robots and assist me when fighting the boss later.

Be stronger in your own brain, this is not even considered as a secondary illness.

And it was clearly written on the calendar on the table that today was his birthday, but he didn't look forward to it at all. This was because everyone was preparing for his birthday party.

What kind of little pity is he?

Having said that, it is also true that without my presence, his sixth birthday would have passed as usual, with at most a huge birthday cake with toppings.

It's my job to beat the enemy.

I complained a lot, but when Mi Ji grabbed my hand, I didn't increase his anxiety too much, activated "teleportation", and went directly to the scene of the birthday party.

Even at the scene of the birthday party, the number of participants was only Dadike and Amano Yuyuki and Jin, so it seemed that the number of people was small and not lively, but I didn't care about this, I just wanted to wait for the funny reaction.

As a result, Mi Chi still couldn't get out of the setting of demons and ghosts.

"Precious teleportation can't be used on the way to watch the surveillance." Mi Ji lowered his head and said to me, and then immediately stopped talking after feeling something wrong with the surrounding environment.

[How can I still hear the sound of gurgling water, as well as the oncoming greenery and fresh air? 】

Mi Ji raised his head, and the first thing he saw was the "Happy Birthday to Mi Ji" banner that Naano Youxue pieced together with strips of cloth.

He opened his eyes even harder than before, and those cat eyes that were unique to beating the enemy were very piercing, filled with inconceivability.

It's like Alice followed Mr. Rabbit to an incredible country, Miji's first reaction was to bite the cheek meat and make a small "hiss" sound.

[It's not a dream. 】

Unbelievably funny, his eyes swept across the banquet area.

Exquisite food was placed on the dining table, and the trees on both sides were covered with beautiful ribbons mixed with diamonds. At first glance, the carefully arranged scene made his heart rippling, and the fireworks fired by the servants at this time It made this rippling into the highest point of surprise.

Everyone said in unison: "Master Miji, happy birthday!"

[Is this my birthday party? 】

[Really, with such a big battle, I thought everyone had forgotten about it? 】

【My eyes are watering, um, it's water, not tears. 】

【Kusuo Don't Read My Mind! 】

Why does everyone expect me not to read their minds when they lose face?

It's not something I can control.

Everyone welcomed Mi Ji, the protagonist of the birthday banquet, to the dining table. Mi Ji shook his body a little unsuited to being the protagonist, and subconsciously glanced at me before stepping forward.

I can still understand why I'm timid and stagnant in training, but how can I stop when this is obviously a good thing?

I pushed the joke with my thoughts.

It's hard for me to control my strength without removing the butterfly, but fortunately, I just pushed Miji staggeringly, but I didn't push him to the moon.

This is not an exaggeration, I did accidentally throw my pacifier into outer space before.

However, I can also know from practice that the dark continent floating in the air is indeed just a phantom that my eyes see. The pacifier is like a stone that broke through the mirror and flew all the way to the universe.

If there are really aliens in this world, I wonder if they will pick up this pacifier, and then think about how it came here.

Mi Ji was pushed forward a few steps by me, thanks to the training of beating the enemy, he did not fall to the sky at this important moment, and walked to the center stage.

Everyone who was pulled by me, no matter if they were sincere or not, they were all saying happy birthday to Mi Ji.

Amano Yuki said: "I don't have any money, so I can only use my hands to make you some decorations for the banquet. I did it for several days by myself, so don't hold it against me."

Amano Yuxue still couldn't change the taste of tea, but Miji was completely used to it and was not affected, let alone being deceived by the "oh hoo", nodded, and was not as tense as before. Wei Wei blushed and said, "Thank you, I like it very much."

Mi Chi can be said to be the best at beating the enemy in Tsundere, his honesty made Amano Yuxue blink, and after a while he couldn't help but said: "I didn't do it entirely by myself... The baby first came to me for help, and he brought all these materials."

Amano Yuxue is not good at saying this kind of words, his voice became smaller and smaller, and finally he suddenly muttered loudly, "But his aesthetics are too bad, he actually likes green with pink, so I just made it by myself .”

Miji whispered to Amano Yuxue, "I know."

Amano Yuxue was a little confused when he heard this.

【What does he know?Kusuo's bad aesthetics, or my high aesthetics and hands-on ability? 】

Don't just belittle my aesthetics and praise yourself secretly in telepathy.

Mi Ji looked at me floating in the air through the human wall, and met my eyes.

[I know that without Kusuo, no one would think of my birthday, let alone surprise me, thank you, I am very happy, Kusuo. 】

Don't say anything provocative when celebrating your birthday, I turned my face away, I was just fighting for the loyalty of Yier fans, I can't say that there is any kindness.

Hope he's not mistaken.

Amano Youxue saw Miji staring at me, he was a little annoyed, he didn't have any bad intentions, but he needed more attention than ordinary children, but we only saw a few children, so we can't use it as a sample Amano Yuyuki, is this normal?

Amano Yuki said: "Kusuo said he would prepare a birthday present for Michi."

I glanced at Wutong, Wutong nodded to me, clapped my palms, and a servant rolled out a dining car.

There is a 1.6-meter coffee jelly on the dining car. The coffee jelly of this size can be used as a three-layer cake.

It was exactly what we got when we went to Kukulu Town together.

For this reason, it also caused a commotion in Kukulu Town. At my insistence, I brought the coffee jelly back to Dadike. Although it was in the store, I also shouted outside together, "Baby, baby, fly boldly, and the pacifier and pacifier will always be with you." I got it back when no one knew about it, but the winner of the coffee jelly that I sang before is definitely mine, there is no doubt about it.

The sneaky way to get it back is just because you don't want to be overwhelmed by the crowd and be forced to become king.

In fact, no one misunderstood after discovering that the coffee jelly disappeared.

Because it was rumored that the mermaid baby's favorite food was coffee jelly, the original special meal in Kukulu town was a coffee jelly from various beating enemies, but it's a pity for Xiba, I don't want to claim this This copyright fee cannot be collected due to the appellation.

Of course, this is also a joke, Shiba doesn't want to associate this matter that will be noticed by others with me.

Needless to say what the coffee jelly means to me, it is definitely a great deal to be able to resist eating it and give it to Michi as a birthday present, Michi was moved to tears, "Kusuo, you are so kind."

He ran over quickly and hugged me.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. At the birthday banquet, he would turn a blind eye if I ate an extra bite.

After I gave out the coffee jelly cake, people started giving gifts too.

Needless to say, Xiba is the pile of raw materials worth a billion yuan. Ki Qiu gave some cosplay clothes. She should have a little understanding of Miji. The gifts are all his favorite anime recently, but they are all women's clothes.

Grandma was just dragged out of Meteor Street by me in the ghost hunting game yesterday, but she still remembers Miji's birthday, and she prepared a gold card with 1 million yuan in it.

Jin sent a bottle of "Crazy Doctor's Hair Growth Medicine". I don't know if it's because I asked for the medicine before. .

[It's too early to worry about my hair loss. 】

[Maybe you will use it in the future. 】

What I said was just prevarication for a while, but I didn't expect it to be true in the future.

Then at this time, Wutong came up and said, "This is a gift from the eldest master to the second master."

As soon as the words came out, everyone fell silent, and Mi Ji stared at the tray in front of him. He didn't know that Yi Ermi had friction with me at the birthday party, so he didn't think too much about it, and asked directly, "Brother also gave me something. Ready for a gift? What is it?"

Wutong lifted off the red cloth covering the tray, and inside was a black stone. "This is meteorite. The young master saw it occasionally. He thought you would like it, so he bought it as a birthday present."

Meteorite is the meteorite in the sky. Meteorite also has many components. It contains as much iron as meteorite. Those with more other components have other names. This thing is also rare. When Mi Ji saw it, he was very happy and exclaimed. With a sound, I checked it, "Very high-grade meteorite, please tell my brother, I like it very much."

Indus nodded.

Yiermi is still on Meteor Street, and I am still wondering if Xiba sent it under the guise of Yiermi's name because he saw that I had a bad fight with Yiermi, but I didn't expect that Wutong handed me another photo, He said gently, "The eldest young master said he wanted me to give this photo to the third young master."

I took it over and took a look. It was a selfie of Yiermi's Sakyamuni, without the Mohawk hair, and Hisoka's big bald head in the background was very shiny.

...Why is this guy sending me this kind of photo?

I put the photo away again before Miji leaned over to look at it.

I don't want my "bald-headed killer" nickname to come back to beating the enemy.

Mi Ji curled his lips and didn't care, he concentrated on looking at the meteorite, already thinking of one hundred and eighty ways to use it.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhh, isn't it obvious that Il fans can do this?

An older brother who makes his younger brother happy.

Mi Chi's birthday party was successfully concluded, and after that, Shiba returned to his ruthless appearance, only letting Mi Chi bring a suitcase of luggage, and immediately packed Mi Chi and sent him to the Sky Arena.