Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

It would be a pity that King would not be an orator.

I obviously didn't want to be an adventurer or a hunter, and he said that my blood was boiling, um, I shouldn't say that, my blood is not boiling, well, only a little bit.

I just want to know if there will be that kind of excitement after discovering the unknown that is more goosebumps than the first time I ate coffee jelly.

But because his technique of teaching "reading" is too bad, he immediately bowed his head in the next second.

"You have to feel the flow of 'nian', the kind of 'hua la hua la'! 'Hu la hua la'!"

Hurrah, what is it?

Does this kind of onomatopoeia have any meaning besides increasing the difficulty of understanding?

[Use more vivid vocabulary. 】

"It's already very vivid!" Jin roared at me with a louder voice.

...I have confirmed "Nian", Jin and I are not from the same world at all.

He seems to have another disciple called "Kate", who is really strong, it is really strong to be able to bear gold.

"You can't perceive 'Nian' at all." Jin said frantically rubbing his hair.

The hair cells are howling, and the hair cells put down the machine responsible for the oil and are about to pick up the stick and become white blood cells.

His cells really want to give up their job and become white blood cells whenever they get upset.

【Is your hair okay? 】

Even I couldn't help asking.

"It's okay." Jin got what I meant in a second, and it seemed that he had a lot of feelings on his hair before.

"When I was exploring before, I met a lot of guys with very interesting telekinetic abilities."

"There is a family among them who has been living in the deep mountains and old forests, but they can live happily, like a paradise isolated from the world." Jin said, "And they live super long, and their hair is very thick."

"But the only unhappy thing is that the two big clans among them are opposites. One side is called the 'elder' by the locals, and the other side is called the 'witch'. There are fights between the two sides every year."

"Originally, everyone's ability to read should be different, but it's strange that the abilities of their clan are similar as long as they have the ability to read."

"The 'witch' family has drugs for love, weight loss, and rejuvenation, while the 'elder' family has drugs for heightening, mental strength, and hair growth."

According to Jin, these two families are opposites in the village. Both sides are very powerful and incompatible. However, the two favored juniors fell in love with each other, and even secretly fell in love. , was finally discovered by both families.

"It's so loud." Jin sighed, "The love of these young people."

"Because they asked me for help, I helped them escape."

... Is he some kind of matchmaker character in the storybook who matches the opposite family for marriage?

This is the matchmaker hunter, the career is really wide.

"To thank me, I gave a lot of medicine." Jin said with his waist in his arms, "so I don't lack medicine at all, and it will appear as a card in "Greed Island"."

So it is already bald, and then it grows back with the "elder's hair growth medicine". Isn't this the same thing as "I became bald, I became stronger, I became bald again, and I became stronger again"?If Kim keeps doing this, he might become the strongest in the world.

Anyway, he was not short of medicine, so I asked Jin for a bottle of "Elder's Hair Growth Medicine".

"Kusuo," Jin asked in a deep tone, "did you suffer from hair loss at a young age?"

I punched the golden racket into the sky.

No, I just think that Miji may have this trend in the future, and Wutong has already started to petrify the hair on the comb, so I have to be prepared.

Seeing that Wutong's hair was all lost for beating the enemy.

In my own words, whether it is the hairline or the length of the hair, the luster is perfect, although it cannot be compared with those who can shoot shampoo advertisements like Il fans.

Jin flew down from the sky, and the topic returned to normal again, "But you can't perceive the existence of 'Nian' at all, so it's really difficult."

"I'm going to believe 'you're superpowers'."

【...Did you never believe it before? 】

"On this aspect, you need a three-star hunter to find out in the information database of the Hunter Association," Jin spread his hands, pretending to be indifferent, "Because the procedures are too troublesome, I didn't declare it, and I'm still a one-star hunter. "

"But Xiba won't lie to me in this situation, because if you pester the old man, you will know immediately." Jin gave a thumbs up, "It's very simple for me."

I knew it when he called President Netero before.

But I still want to say that because the elder Nitero opened the back door for you, you will become such a capricious character like Jin. If you sort it according to the zodiac, Hai is also the last one. Is this Yaoer's favorite?

"However, if you always think that the textbooks are correct, then human beings will not progress." Jin said, "Therefore, there is no need to trust the information too much at certain times. The information of the Hunter Association is also the same. Most of the information that requires three stars to check is incomplete. Incomplete."

Although he said a seemingly cool sentence, it was completely meaningless.

How many back doors have been opened to know so much, do other hunters know this?

In other words, this is Jin's biggest hunter job - the back door hunter.

"Whether it's a person with superpowers or a person with psychic abilities, since it is the energy of life, there will always be a way to control it." Jin clapped his hands and said, "You just haven't found it, so you can only try more. "

I was relieved to hear Kim speak so confidently.

As a result, in the next second, Jin said.

"But it's up to you to work harder."

Kim tapped me on the shoulder.

【Eh? 】

Didn't you say it's good to work hard together?

I was a little surprised.

Isn't Kim supposed to be the kind of guy who won't give up his purpose until he lures me away?

"You won't be reluctant to part with me, will you?" Jin snickered.

[No, it was just a bit of a surprise. 】

I replied quite politely.

"But your eyes are completely looking at the expression of a scumbag." Jin pointed at me, and I slapped him off.

[Stop reading ridiculous romance comics, it won't help you build "Greed Island". 】

"Eleanor wants to build a love city in "Greed Island", and I'm also learning." Jin gave a thumbs up.

Then Jin said, "I can't help it. I have a lot of things, and you are still young. Although you seem to be able to communicate like an adult, you can't understand 'hua la hua la' at all."

No, this kind of normal people can't understand it.

"I have been talking about building "Greed Island" before."

"And other people have already sent text messages to urge me." Jin seemed to think of something and had a bad complexion, "Maybe it's better to say it's a roaring letter?"

[Hey, hey, Jin, what are you doing?Tricked us to the island to work for you as a coolie, but you disappeared? ?Hey, do you want to die?If we don't come back, we will run away! 】

The key is actually "run away".

"Hey, hey, you two guys, you two agreed to arrange the scene of the birthday party together!" Amano Yuki's roar appeared together with the content of the roaring letter that Jin thought in his heart, "How come in the end? I did it alone! Bastard!"

...Didn't he drive me out because he disliked my strength and my liking for green and pink, which is similar to "red and green"?

Because of Amano Yuxue's intrusion, I can't talk to Jin anymore, in fact, I can't talk to Jin.

The angry Amano Yuxue's fighting power was still very strong, Jin and I were rushed to the scene of the birthday party by Amano Yuxue who was working alone with a watermelon knife and a kind smile.

wow, horrible.

But when he arrived at the meeting place, this feeling suddenly disappeared.

What appeared in front of our eyes was a very beautiful and lovely party banquet.

There is a long table by the pond, covered with a pink tablecloth, and there is a kind of kawaii rabbit hanging down.

"Why pink hair?" I asked.

Amano Yuki said, "Because Michi was very happy to see your rabbit ears before, it would be better to use this decoration."

Amano Yuxue looked at me with "Bling Bling" eyes shining brightly, almost every inch was filled with sincerity, he has now evolved from the tea in the tea.

But no matter how you look at it, this rabbit is probably alluding to me openly.

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-a be, as long as he doesn't embroider a Q version of Kusuo Rabbit, I will treat it as if I didn't see it.

The gauze of those clothes turned into beautiful ribbons and hung under the tree, and each ribbon was dotted with diamonds just right, and with the sunlight, a rainbow was reflected on the large table in the middle.

And above the rainbow, there is a wooden sign, with the words "Happy Sixth Birthday, Miji" stitched together with cloth strips of various colors, surrounded by flowers made of cloth strips, and a huge red love heart.

This complicated and emphatic appearance of a pink girl's heart is indeed Amano Yuxue's aesthetic.

But it was originally done with all his heart. In fact, I was driven away halfway, and I don't have any nitpicking position.

However, apart from being too pink, there seems to be nothing to be picky about. If I do it myself, I may find it troublesome to hang the clothes on the tree in the end. Isn’t this the birthday party of Ki Qiu’s wardrobe version? All in all, at least Amano's decorations made of snow will be much better than this one.

Amano Yuxue wandered around in my sight, saw that I didn't respond, so she put her waist in and said, "Don't you have anything to say to me?"

"I have helped you a lot."

[This can only be regarded as a tie with the spoiler incident. 】

I refused expressionlessly.

[And I feel that I have been hurt more deeply. 】

He just helped set up the venue, but I haven't even watched detective dramas in the last 50 years.

Amano Yuxue turned her head, "Excessive!"

But he couldn't beat me, and he couldn't do other damage to me, so he could only pouted and said, "Well, forget it, anyway, this is my birthday present to Mi Ji, he is quite skilled in games .”

"You can't take all the credit by yourself."

Who does he think of me as, if it's a birthday present, I'll give it to Mi Ji.

Sure enough, the next most important thing is the birthday party.

Great-grandpa Ma Ha has not been out of the mountain for a long time, basically he doesn't care about beating the enemy, even when I was born, he just sent a birth gift, I haven't seen him much, and I'm not very familiar with Mi Ji, It's better not to bother him at this time.

Grandpa Zeno, father Shiba, and mother Kiki will definitely have no problems at home. I have asked them to participate in advance, and I also emphasized that birthday gifts must be prepared.

Yiermi, I have given up without hope, and now the only thing left is my grandma who lives in Meteor Street.

If you let Wutong send letters directly, grandma will definitely not come back, at most she will give you a gift, maybe you should take this opportunity to try?

I have never been to Meteor Street where my mother lived.

Thinking of this, I went back to my room and used "clairvoyance".

Affected by the butterfly, the long-distance positioning function of "clairvoyance" is not so accurate, and I didn't see my grandma immediately.

In my field of vision, there are garbage mountains one after another. Occasionally, I can see people in protective clothing picking up garbage in the endless garbage mountains.

In the distance, there were still people fighting over a piece of rotten bread. They looked only five or six years old on the outside, but their bone age was actually eleven or twelve years old. When they were fighting for each other, the children who had been staring at each other quickly passed by. On the ground, grabbing the piece of bread, jumped up, and then disappeared without a trace.

This is Meteor Street.

In the abandoned garbage dump, human beings live like wild beasts.

"What are you looking at?"

I subconsciously replied, "Meteor Street."

"Hey?" Amano Yuxue's voice came from a squirrel, "Mom's hometown! Take me there!"

I thought it would be troublesome to take Amano Yuyuki, I ignored him at all, and launched teleportation before Amano Yuyuki's body climbed the window and broke through.

The positioning is a bit off.

The stench of garbage mountains in all directions invaded.

Ah, it stinks.

By the way, this is the place where Dad said Mr. G will multiply rapidly.

Compared with everyone here who looks very cruel, this is more terrifying to me.

All in all, let's find grandma first. I took a look at the overall layout of Meteor Street. Although there are garbage mountains on the outside, there are still towns inside.

Then float into the air, and then use the "clairvoyance" to find it again.

However at this time.

"Hey, hey, Nobunaga, why is there a baby floating in the air with a pacifier in its mouth?" A rough voice came at this time.

"How is it possible, Wo Jin?" Another voice replied, "Didn't you eat it? And you will hallucinate from hunger...Eh?? Really?"

"Head, come and see!" Nobunaga shouted.

Was, was discovered? !

Don't make me sound like a cherished animal.

Although I used "Stealth" immediately, it is completely meaningless to use it after being discovered.

What should we do at this time?

Shiba said that I want to hide my ability, if it is seen, it will be bad.

There is no way that Amano Yuxue suddenly rushed out and just wanted to walk quickly. I forgot to use "invisibility" to teleport again.

But even if the positioning is a bit off, it should be deliberately avoiding the crowd. How did they come out?

Forget it, it's useless to think about it now.

Simply destroy the corpse.

But there is no list, is it necessary to do this?

When I was thinking like this, a "banana" suddenly appeared in my hand.

What's the use of having me at this time?

I don't know what drove my actions, but I teleported behind them very quickly and accurately, and then "slapped" the back of their heads twice with a banana.

...Banana, so hard, it didn't break with such force.

After being hit by me with me, Nobunaga and Wo Jin froze for a moment.

Wo Jin shouted loudly, "I seem to see a pig leg flying in the sky."

"No, no, no," said Nobunaga with braids, "How could a pig's leg fly in the sky? It's a good pistol!"

"Can the pistol fly? You idiot!" Wojin roared.

"Why do you want to fight?" Nobunaga said while holding the knife.

"Come on!" Wojin punched Nobunaga.

Although I don't know what happened, it seems to be similar to the ability of memory replacement, but it has finally been fooled, maybe even if something incredible happens with the replaced memory, it will not have the effect of doubt.

At this time, a black shadow inserted between the two of them.

"Wo Jin, Nobunaga, it's strange here."

The black-haired boy who looked very thin stopped the quarrel between the two who were twice his size with a single sentence.