Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

I get it, Kim is here to make trouble.

So powerful, but so clumsy when it comes to decorating and cleaning.

After he once again tied the ribbon tied to the tree into an ugly knot like a snake's tail, he was finally driven aside by the unbearable Amano Yuxue waving a watermelon knife, "Don't pollute my eyes."

Jin looked aggrieved and squatted beside me, and said in a low voice, "This kind of knot is very strong, even a person with abilities can't break free."

"Do we want to be strong?" Yuki Amano roared with pricked ears, "The key is kawaii."

"Kawaii is everything at parties!"

Fortunately, he was still able to control himself, and there wasn't a live orangutan beating his chest.

Otherwise, if you lose your mind, it will become a life and death duel.

Jin, who is only good at survival in the wild and doesn't know what kawaii is when he pretends to be cute, puts his hands on the zipper above his mouth, signaling that he won't talk nonsense, and while cursing the unreliable adults, Amano Yuki He jumped up to the tree three times, five times and two times, and tied a very beautiful bow on the branch with the clothes he made himself and the ribbon dotted with small diamonds.

Well, as far as 120 ways to do a bow tie, there's no one else in the whole beat-up scene.

In other words, if you can climb the tree by yourself, why ask Jin to help?

"Your eyes are saying, you can do it yourself, why do you need help from others?" Amano Yuxue, who is currently in Berserker mode, turned his head and stared at me.

Wow, so sharp.

Is he really not a superpower?

Amano snorted from the snow and went up the tree with the ribbon.

"Scary, have all the kids become like this now?" Jin, who had zipped his mouth shut before, sighed, "I hope my kids don't focus on kawaii, it's better to be weird. .”

I subconsciously glanced at Yuxue Amano. Fortunately, he is now in a tree 20 meters high. Without my extraordinary hearing, I can't hear Jin's voice.

Well, is it necessary to make decorations on a 20-meter tree?

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhxhhhhhhhhh. Bar.

But King's statement is almost like wanting the horse to run without wanting the horse to eat grass.

The behavior of throwing children aside, Jin and my wife are the same, and it is not certain what kind of children they will raise.

I do hope that with Jin's unreliable way of raising children, future children can "smack" him in the face and shout, "You hot scum father!"

However, if that's the case, it's too late, because I've already been hurt, so maybe I don't care about it in a thick line.

[Shouldn't you raise your children yourself? ] I asked blankly.

Jin lay down and looked at the sky, "Raising children is boring and a waste of time."

What a living scumbag.

"I prefer things that are fun," Kim said.

Isn't this a quote from the kind of irresponsible man?

Poor future Jay Freeze or Jenny Freeze.

"Are you speaking ill of me in secret?" Jin said suddenly.

【No. 】

I'm not lying, I just think his irresponsible approach will make him an empty nester in the future.

"Why don't you talk with your mouth?" King asked.

Of course, "The Voice of the Mermaid" left me with a heavy spiritual shadow.

I took two sips of the pacifier like a cigarette, and I had decided not to talk anymore.

It must be emphasized that this pacifier is new and not stained with Hisoka's blood. As for the original pacifier, no one knows where it went, probably taken away by Ilmi.

I haven't found his collection library yet. This guy is more like a dog than a cat in this respect. His means of hiding things are really superb.

Seeing that I ignored him, Jin was not angry, but said deliberately, "Can you still be the Little Mermaid wearing a butterfly?"

...don't rub salt in my wounds, bastard.

Sadly, though, it really does.

Sheba and I conducted some experiments afterwards.

After wearing the butterfly, my psychic powers were almost back to where they were a month ago.

The range of telepathy and hearing is at the gate of the underworld. The power is to shoot Mi Chi to the wall and fly 600 meters. However, the range of the clairvoyance has not been reduced, but the positioning ability is weaker, and the "teleportation" has returned to 5 In the limited time of [-] minutes, the newly added useless ability cell anthropomorphism and "perspective" have become one.

In the past, when using "perspective", you can see the skeleton, but now you have to look at the streets of the human body before the skeleton, and there are countless cells at work. It is completely useless except to see the personality of each person's cells. Probably can also see whether there is alcoholism and some diseases.

For example, Shiba's cells are impeccable. It can be considered that every cell, regardless of gender, has turbulent muscles. The cells in the liver are obviously handsome and beautiful, but Shiba's cute face is like a bodybuilder. body, holding something like a rag and asking, "Will you take a bath?"

terrible.

Jin's words are magical red blood cells that can whistle and dance while working. Some of them even want to change their careers to become white blood cells, and then they are beaten back by white blood cells.

Because there is no injury, the platelets hang around with nothing to do most of the time. When they ate poisonous food before and caused bacteria to invade, they would hold a bench stick or something and want to be white blood cells. Then they were killed by white blood cells because they were too cute. I could only forgive, hugged and threw it to the red blood cells.

Why do all the cells in his body want to be white blood cells?

... He is not dead yet, and he is not immune to the storm, which is really amazing.

All in all, this ability is useless, but it was another crit for me.

Hey, hey, the butterfly on the top of the head should work harder, at least wash off Xiba's Zaun cells.

But my ability is indeed difficult for these butterflies to digest. Even if they eat their stomachs round, or even work in shifts, they can't do well.

There is no way around this, because if I covered my body with butterflies in one breath, it would be a big burden for Els' body to absorb too much "Nian" at one time. He even vomited three liters of blood after trying it once. He was rescued by our doctor who beat the enemy.

According to Els, even if it is replaced by Mr. G, who has excellent reproductive ability and is especially good at eating, although the rebound of side effects will be slightly better, it seems to be the difference between vomiting blood for three liters and vomiting blood for two liters.

Well, the red blood cells in the body worry about whether they will go to heaven every day, and write suicide notes every day, feeling a little sorry for Els.

We are not devils when we beat the enemy. In order to protect the only nemesis master and take the route of sustainable development, Shiba can only give up "wait until I fall asleep, and ask Els to bury it for me with Mr. G." Gnawing 'reading'" horrible thoughts.

Originally Shiba also said to me, "If it's not possible, I can also knock you out." Such words.

Terrible, devil!

After I "spirited out of my body" last time and scared Xiba to tears, I seemed to release some horrible things from his heart all at once.

Abandoning the original idea, the current practice is to change the butterfly three times a day, but even then Els' hairline began to move back.

Obviously hiding outside and still has flowing black hair, I have to say, Ayers is really miserable.

However, the effect of "Voice of Mermaid" is not that strong. I don't want to do this at night when I dress up and go to Kukulu Town to sing, but Shiba said that my "Voice of Mermaid" has the ability to read The effect of the experimenter is not great, so I ran down to verify the results of the experiment.

The impact - my "baby mermaid fan group" has formed a strong team, trying to find me every night while patrolling the streets, it's like a night walk of ghosts without a leader, thanks to their hard work, to dry There are more and more guys looking for "mermaids" in Dry Town.

Although it is the off-season for tourism, but the income has doubled several times. I seriously suspect that Xiba is trying to frame me to make money for him in the name of experimenting with the effect of eliminating thoughts.

But fortunately, I know at least one thing. Before my "mermaid voice" is still powerful when I sing, my words don't have much influence, and it will only make people listen to it for a moment.

Even so, it's troublesome. I hate when people give me idiotic expressions like "this guy has a nice voice", so telepathy is enough.

Seeing that I didn't answer, Jin took out his mobile phone and pressed it a few times, and a melodious but familiar singing sound came.

!!!

This is my voice, because I don't want to sing, I just hum.

Because in this way, it can also be recognized that when Shiba took me down the mountain to test the ability of reading, he actually followed behind secretly.

I didn't spot him at all.

Shiba didn't even remind me!

The only ones who can do this in Beat the Enemy are Shiba, Kiju, and Zeno. Of course, my grandma should be able to do this, but she has been staying in Meteor Street, so I haven't tried it.

Jin's strength seems to be stronger than I imagined before. He is indeed a guy whose every cell wants to be a white blood cell, and he is still alive and kicking.

I immediately turned my head, trying to snatch his cell phone, and destroy his body.

"Isn't this nice?" Kim said deftly avoiding my hands, "I'm going to put this humming song in my "Greed Island" as a card."

"How about the card being called 'Mermaid in the Hand'?" King said, "because it's 'Baby Mermaid'."

As if telling a cold joke that only he could understand, he laughed hahaha.

I remembered that Hisoka could read accounting books now, and felt that there should be no more difficult guy in this world than Hisoka. Sure enough, to deal with this kind of person, it is better to deal with this kind of person.

I stopped my hand and said, "The copyright fee, the copyright fee for us to beat the enemy is sky-high."

"You really beat the enemy when it comes to money fans," Jin said, "But I helped you find the Eliminator, Shiba himself said that he owes me a favor."

"And I can pay a few hundred million."

... This guy has a super-excessive personality.

If I curse him for not having any fun in the future, will it work?

Among so many abilities, the only one that has not been tried is the curse.

Jin said suddenly, "You really don't want to build "Greed Island" with me? That's a holographic game that has never been seen on the market, it will be very interesting."

Is this what Shiba said about abduction by waving a lollipop?

It's too weak.

【I reject. 】

"Did you roll your eyes?" Kim yelled.

【No. 】

At this time, a diamond was thrown from the tree, "Shut up, uncle! You're so annoying!" Amano Yuxue's roar scared the birds away.

Because of this, Jin picked me up and ran three miles to another quiet place.

His speed was too fast, and he couldn't react at all, and he grabbed me with great strength, and he couldn't break free unless his arm was cut off... In other words, this is not abduction, is it changed to abduction?

Jin put me down, "If it was Shiba, he would cut off my arm. I feel that if it was you, you could do it too."

Xiba is 1.9 meters tall, and Jin is only 1.7 meters tall by visual inspection. Does he want a small car to resist a big car?

I imagined this picture, and I felt hot eyes.

"Why don't you do it?" Jin Shensheng asked me, his eyes were quite oppressive when he stared at me, like the feeling that if you don't tell the truth, you will be killed.

But this kind of threat is too low for me, and will someone cry and ask others to cut their arms?

【are you crazy. 】

Sure enough, thousands of words can only be gathered into such a sentence.

"Hahaha, you really don't like beating the enemy." Jin was not angry, and said with a smile, "Beating the enemy is now a little more peaceful than before, and it must be due to you."

Because I often made Xiba jump with anger, and then I learned the method of nourishing qi in the "binary linear equation"?

This guy is really weird.

"Sibba and I were involved in an incident in the Dark Continent before." Jin suddenly changed the subject, even with a more serious voice, "There will be some invasions every few years, especially in the last five years .”

"It was an accident that time, but," Jin paused, and his eyes became serious. It's really concerning that such a fool suddenly became like this.

"At that time, we saw the deepest darkness, and almost thought we would not be able to return." Jin said, "Fortunately, the old man and your grandfather ran over to help."

"Because Shiba disappeared, Kiqiu ran to him with a big belly when he was about to give birth, and then gave birth prematurely and gave birth to a joke." Jin said suddenly, "That's why Shiba hates the Dark Continent."

I stare at him.

[Dad doesn't want me to know about this, does he? 】

Once before, Jin was about to say something, but was interrupted by Shiba's punch.

Jin nodded, "For about a while, he also suspected that you were from the Dark Continent."

"It's so powerful that if it grows up, it will be omnipotent. It's scary."

...I didn't know what to say, so I could only listen to Jin continue talking.

"Although five years have passed, there have been precedents before. Human females gave birth to terrible monsters," Jin said while rubbing his chin. "There is a one in a million possibility that it will be terrible."

Seriously?

Although when I was born, Shiba and Kichu fought because of my pink hair, but after I showed a different side from ordinary people, they were very happy and wanted to pass on the position of beating the enemy Hakka master to me Woolen cloth.

And I personally feel that I look pretty good, on the level of beating the enemy.

"But I can also confirm now that you are not from the Dark Continent."

?

Just because I didn't cut his arm when he ran with me?This is too sloppy.

Probably because the disdain in my eyes was about to overflow, Jin explained, "Aren't you serious about giving Mi Chi a surprise?"

"It doesn't look like it's from the Dark Continent. It's so gentle that it's almost incompatible with beating the enemy."

"He's a nice guy, though."

Gim is much more comfortable than the parodic "disgusting nice guy" rhetoric.

I was about to say something, such as a cool line like "Don't get me wrong, I'm not on the side of justice".

I heard Jin say, "Should I say it's a baby?"

I'd rather curse him for not being able to have fun for three months.