Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

I opened my eyes, and what I saw was a big boy's face.

Because it is only five centimeters away from me, it is almost close to the face, so it is very huge. This perspective is a bit like the perspective of a giant. Although the smile on the other side is very bright, it is so weird. In my opinion, it is so fake that it looks like it can bite a child. , If it is a normal baby, I am afraid that it will be frightened and cry.

But in fact this face is very small, about four years old, with a head of light blond hair, staring at me with a smile, the face of childhood is quite big, the arc of the smile is obviously the same, but look It looks relatively innocent, and it can compete with Alluka, who has always had the face of beating an enemy angel.

If I hadn't known this guy as an adult, I would have been absolutely deceived by his looks.

When Qi Ya was young, he looked good, because he was always suspicious, and he looked like a little old man all day long, and his acting skills were actually good, but when he pretended to be a child, he always fell short of three points, that is, it is normal for young and mature to beat enemies , and nothing was found wrong, but he still withdrew from the competition.

Curt can also participate, but he has never had a smiling face since he was a child.

Although this kid is quite cute and could be selected as a child star on the road, but Saiki Kusuo, as a baby who doesn't look at the face, has 0 initial affection for the other party and finds the other party annoying.

Well, I know that this favorability will continue to decrease in the future, after all, this guy is Saiki Kongsuke.

Although this favorability belongs to Saiki Kusuo, not mine, and my own is even lower, but my guess is definitely close to ten.

As for why I know what Saiki Kusuo is thinking, the main reason is that I am now in Saiki Kusuo's body, but I am not occupying the consciousness of the deity, but in Saiki Kusuo's memories.

But it’s different from Saiki Sosuke’s dream that was beautified by 1 points. This time, it’s the No.[-] perspective, and I’m Saiki Kusuo’s perspective.

This angle of view is a bit magical. It’s probably the feeling of playing holographic games. It’s me, but not me, but the experience is very bad, as if I’m forcing it on a person. Saiki Kusuo still doesn’t know how to restrain his superpowers at this time. , feeling like I was a baby, maybe even worse.

Shiba discovered my telepathy when I was about [-] days old. Since then, our servants have practiced the method of shielding telepathy. When I was almost one year old, I was in the main courtyard. I can't do it anymore, but the former also uses all kinds of self-created passwords to prevent me from reading my mind.

But Saiki Kusuo lives in an ordinary world, let alone whether anyone is willing to do this for him, first of all, it must be admitted that no one can do this.

So the surrounding pyrotechnic voices filled the brain, and it was no different from hodgepodge. Fortunately, I am not a person who can't do it after I have been to Kukulu Town, and I am quite tolerant.

In fact, the most troublesome thing is Saiki Kusuo himself.

Although I can still complain freely like now, but the perception is completely from Saiki Kusuo himself, like Saiki Kusuo himself's complaints, and some inner thoughts can be seamlessly connected to me.

If it is a person who is far away from Saiki Kusuo, the impact will probably be much smaller, but Saiki Kusuo and I have a relationship of soul fragments, plus I and Saiki Kusuo are really similar, and I can complain a few times Bump into one piece.

No wonder Saiki Kusuo in Guardian Sweetheart mode would tell me to remember that I am Kusuo·Beating the Enemy. If it takes a long time, maybe I will be assimilated, or soul fused.

Although I don't quite know what the consequences will be if I get confused, I don't want to try it out.

One is that there is no interest, and the other is that this is a grievance that spans thousands of years, and I don't want to implicate those who have sacrificed their souls while fighting the "predators".

And I think Saiki Kusuo seems to be planning something, and he doesn't intend to have a soul fusion with me.

Maybe he found a way to be complete without fusion, and then return to his own body, I plan to believe Saiki Kusuo.

In this mode, the degree of freedom is much lower than that of Saiki Kongsuke at that time. Apart from being too far away from Saiki Kongsuke's dreams, I can still move around, but in Saiki Kusuo In mode, I was completely under control.

However, Saiki Kusuo is a natural superpower. His perception range is very large, and he is not too depressed. I can still see that although Saiki Kongsuke is stepping on the bench under the railing, he is still trembling with effort. Thinking on tiptoes, it turns out that Saiki Kongsuke still has such a dark history.

Obviously it is easier to put his face on the side of the crib, but he is very greedy to put the whole face in Saiki Kusuo's field of vision. Now I suspect that Saiki Kongsuke's idea of ​​inventing the flight aid instrument will not It was born at this time.

In order to have a flying boom or something, well, it is something that Qi Mukong can do.

After Saiki Kongsuke talked about the topic of the game twice, Saiki Kusuo got annoyed, so he telepathically agreed to the opponent's request for the game.

Qi Mukong helped this shameless person, with a four-year-old to one-year-old gap, he brought backgammon to compete, and finally lost to Saiki Kusuo within 20 seconds, and then very shamelessly demanded two out of three games, Within 10 minutes, zero win rate.

It can be seen that Saiki Kusuo is probably still in his infancy at this time, so it is easy to coax, and it cannot be said that, it is probably the feeling of a human observation diary.

In my infancy, Saiki Kusuo was still very cold in my opinion, very lofty, and had no concept of good and evil. Well, if it weren’t for the elders in our family who could beat me up when I was a child, I probably would too. This feeling.

So I'm quite curious about how Saiki Kusuo grew into that kind of character who is willing to give himself.

Although I made a similar choice, I still abide by the principle of "family is above all else" in the beating enemy. Well, that's true, and the gates of heaven have nothing to do with me.

When I had no memory before, the first thing that came to my mind was the gate of our house. It was still a modified version.

Played a bad game.

Saiki Kongsuke was able to play thirteen rounds of backgammon by playing tricks, and of course all of them were 0 wins. Then Saiki Kusuo yawned and rejected Saiki Kongsuke.

Saiki Kusuo's refusal was really straightforward, so neat that he instantly moved to a restaurant near Saiki Kurumi, accepted the other party's errand task, and went to buy three bottles of different seasonings and returned.

Don't the businesses around here really feel haunted?

In short, the whole world is full of peace, it is just an ordinary world.

But even as a baby, Saiki Kusuo's voice is very rich, and he is good at grasping many small slots in the ordinary world.

When I was young... Well, because of the complexity of our family, I wanted to run away from home at the age of one, and my skills in complaining were definitely improved, while Saiki Kusuo was only as good as him in his childhood. The parents of a bunch of idiot couples, and a perverted Saiki Sorasuke.

I still won the complaint, I didn't have the idea of ​​comparing with Saiki Kusuo, but that's a complaint!

There is no way, if you don't complain, the time progress is too slow.

In his infancy, Kusuo Saiki basically had nothing to do, most of it was to watch his parents show affection, beat Saiki Kongsuke to pieces in various competitions, and then see him getting more frustrated and braver, so he Occasionally, something will come out due to the extra super power.

It seems that because of the "teleportation" out of control, he suddenly ran to the other end of the earth, or even on the moon. When he met Mr. G, he would scream and laugh, which made the people around him dizzy because of the high-pitched sound in an instant, and was finally caught. It comes down to a sonic boom.

One of the most troublesome things in Saiki Kusuo's childhood was that he slapped a big hole in the wall of his own house and the neighbors next door, a total of 10 buildings, causing half of the house to collapse.

At that time, Saiki Kusuo did not have the ability to "backtrack in time", and it was Saiki Kusuke who took the lead and forcibly turned an accident that might have revealed Saiki Kusuo's superpowers into a house that was not in compliance. It is true that he caught the problem of the load-bearing wall, and the hacking techniques he learned in order to defeat Saiki Kusuo were not in vain, although I don't quite understand what the highest difficulty is the game of Go and the relationship between hacking techniques.

The final result was that the builder had to rebuild it, and by the way, the basement where Qi Mukong helped Xin Xin Nian Nian was repaired.

Saiki Kusuo's stupid couple parents don't know anything, they just feel very Lucy.

But Saiki Sorasuke didn't think about explaining anything, he devoted all his energy to laughing at Saiki Kusuo, which caused the value on Saiki Kusuo's favorability indicator to move from negative one hundred to five hundred.

Saiki Kusuo, who has never been wronged like this, quickly found out how to control his superpowers. The actual method is the same as mine, creating settings through "consciousness control", such as how to fight clothes with private parts There are no settings such as falling.

But the reason for the first "consciousness control" is that only my own hair is pink, and I was ridiculed by other children in the park, and then there is the setting of "everyone can naturally have colorful hair". Certainly.

How should I put it, she's quite a kid.

But I stayed in Saiki Kusuo's body for so long, and I probably know Saiki Kusuo, a natural superpower. In fact, this is not important. The most important thing is mind reading. From Saiki Sorasuke's perspective, I can also hear a lot, such as the screams of girls at midnight, and the plot to attack the kindergarten and so on.

It stands to reason that it is easy to be disappointed in human beings. This is the part of our education for beating enemies. In order to do our job better, we usually include the person who is going to be killed for doing something bad at the beginning. What's wrong with the people we go to kill or have conflicts of interest? Those who can hire us at a high price to beat the enemy, to be honest, whether they are killed or hired, they are not very clean, um, except for people like Jin Except for death.

However, Saiki Kusuo has a pair of parents, who should be said to be stupid, but they are still innocent. They never thought that there was any problem with their children, and they never thought of using Saiki Kusuo to do something. The simplest thing is to grab A bank has become very rich, so Saiki Kusuo can definitely make a move without leaving any clues.

Saiki Kurumi aside, even Saiki Kuniharu, who is always disliked, constitutes the initial anchor of Saiki Kusuo, allowing him to grow up in this ordinary world, and then dream of becoming an ordinary person.

With the dream of an ordinary person in mind, he would still run out to save a few people at midnight, save the whole car in case of a car accident, and even help the old lady to cross the road, but in fact the old lady was caught by the car while floating. take away.

In this way, Saiki Kusuo became a gentle and duplicitous person.

I think it’s not just about the same source of souls. I, who was born in Beating the Enemy, also agree with Saiki Kusuo, although the education I received from him can be said to be completely different from each other. Of course, it doesn’t mean that I am a gentle person. People, I'm super fierce, okay.

But I have to say that this is probably the peaceful life I want to live after running away from home, although my world is better than this. If there is no "predator" involved, it can be said to be an ordinary comic cartoon. Today's world is much crueler, but not many ordinary people live in this world.

But I didn't think at this time that identification is actually the beginning of assimilation. Let alone, the souls of Saiki Kusuo and I are attracted to each other.