Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Be polite about running away from home.

Did Il fans have a misunderstanding about running away from home?

You want to wear several pairs of gold pants like me, stuffed like a sumo wrestler, and then go to the casino to be the gold pants!asshole.

This is the ritual sense of running away from home.

When Yierfan went out, he also picked up [-] orders. It sounded like an internship in a family business, and the pay was so good that Yierfan could be directly promoted to a multi-millionaire.

It literally taints the term "run away from home."

I didn't even get paid when I ran away from home!

However, if you calm down and think about it, it is impossible for Ilmi to run away from home. Such a long-term mission is acceptable and more reasonable to me.

At least it's much better than when my elder brother was coaxed out by the old Hisoka next door because he wanted to know his status in his younger brother's heart.

Hisoka is three years older than Yiermi, relatively speaking, it is perfectly fine to be an old Hisoka.

All in all, my growing sense of irrational guilt would also be a lot less.

Although it seems that if it is purely the practice of beating the enemy, it will improve the strength, even if it is connected with him to practice the worldly and smooth.

Forgive me, I don't want to say that Yier fans are innocent at all, so let's take this as a filter for Xiba's old father to his son.

"Don't look at Yiermi like this," Shiba said in disapproval and patted my head, "In fact, he is really simple."

I asked him to give a few examples.

Shiba thought for a while and said, "For example, if you say that the moon is square, he will affect everyone's optic nerves with nails, making everyone see the moon as square."

This is pure horror, does it have anything to do with simplicity?

Perhaps what he needs is not a linear equation in two variables, but a dictionary.

Shiba rubbed his chin and said, "It's much more understandable to think of Ilmi's head as a dead brain that can't be turned around. It's a straight-line attack for your kindness, so it feels terrible."

"It's like not letting go of water during training, and from time to time shooting at my brother with murderous intent, it's all because of love."

"You can read less of "Being a Good Dad" that you hide in the secret compartment of the bookcase, you are not suitable." I suggested sincerely, and felt that the effect of Xiba's words was no less than that of mental poison "Alice Paradise".

Shiba coughed twice, and finally said, "You have to treat Yier fans well."

Don't make it sound like Il fans need our protection.

No matter from which angle we are under the shadow of Big Brother, we are a little more pitiful.

These words sounded like a description, even Xiba's expression was a bit wrong, but his facial management has always been excellent, so he couldn't tell anything.

Shiba quickly changed the subject, "As mentioned above, Il fans still need to exercise their xinxing."

"It's still not enough to be the head of the family. Il fans lack something very important."

How about the above?When you say this concluding word, are you not guilty?

Suddenly became the head of the family, it seems, no, I was the only one present, which also means that there is absolutely no cue, so it is said to be carrying private goods.

Look at me, I also lack a lot of things, don't worry, I will curse the next younger brother must be silver-haired, at least we won't let us beat the enemy and have no successor.

Even if he has black hair, he can immediately lose his hair and grow again in his mother's stomach.

However, Xiba didn't want to continue to fight with me until the end, and quickly changed the topic to the skills of being an assassin.

"Our job is also about method."

"For example, A wants to kill B, but B said that he is willing to pay double the money to ask us not to kill him. Do you think it's okay?" Shiba asked.

I shook my head, the goodwill of Dadike is based on [-]% compliance with the contract.

Shiba nodded, "But it's not all right, there are still workarounds."

"For example, A hired Il fan to kill B, B found out and hired me to kill A, and paid a lot of money to ask me to kill A before Il fan killed him. In this case, because A has no other way If you pay the balance, the mission will be cancelled, and B will survive."

"Is this okay?" I twitched the corners of my mouth, always feeling that something was wrong.

"For example, when killing B, we found that he is strong, and the price of killing B is not in line with our expectations." Xiba said, "These are all self-judgments on the spot, but no matter what you do, you must not harm the enemy. client's interests."

Being a killer is also complicated.

"Il fans certainly can't think so much now, and he can only earn money to kill B." Xiba said, "Maybe the price is huge."

"In addition to this, assassination can also learn a lot." Xiba said, "Front-on is the most stupid thing. Generally, you need to lurk, and then kill when you see the right moment."

I don't want to listen to these assassination teachings at all. I always feel that it will be of no use to me. It sounds like a second disease, but I always feel that if I continue to grow like this, it will only take three days to kill all human beings with all my strength.

And I'm not interested in inheriting the family business, so far I don't have any ideas about what I want to do in the future, but I'm only one year old and I don't need to be so anxious.

I interrupted his teaching and asked, "Hisoka went with Ilmi." Didn't he have any ideas?

Shiba said: "Il fans will figure it out."

But Yier fans are innocent of you naming names, they will be deceived.

Obviously didn't hear my complaints, Shiba thought for a while and added, "Hisoka can still let Il fans see a lot of diversity in human nature."

Hisoka is the object of the human observation activities of the beating enemies?

Compared with Hisoka, if I think about it carefully now, after stripping away the horror atmosphere wrapped around Ilmi, I can indeed see a trace of innocence.

For example, before departure, it really looks like you have stuffed several books of youth pain literature, with a hard concave shape, and Hisoka's banana leaf fan, although Hisoka completely messed up and made Il fans The hair was blown like Brother Sharp, and he just threw a nail.

It's simply not the behavior of an Il fan.

From this point of view, Yiermi is inexperienced in life and was coaxed by Hisoka and Amano Yuki. I have to go and see if there are any messy novels in Yiermi's room later.

But Yiermi is a good hand at hiding things, and I didn't find my things he hid in Yiermi.

But what I want to say is,

He really believed that Amano Yuyuki and Hisoka were close brothers?

Because it reminds me of myself and our way of getting along?

However, although I can't trust the EQ of Yierfan, I can still trust Yierfan's IQ. I think that even if he and Hisoka are outside, he will not be tainted by Hisoka's clown smell and become a new Yiermi clown.

All in all, it should be fine.

Then I will enjoy the rare paradise of love without big brother next.

After that, Hisoka ran away, and Amano Yuki could have sent him away directly.

That way, I can still go out and play.

Heaven, this is the first heaven I have encountered in my life.

"You were discovered by Amano Yuki." In the end, Shiba said with a suppressed smile.

Normally, at times like this, shouldn't you pretend you don't know?

I'm also not sure that Shiba didn't know about it. In terms of Shiba's control over the enemy, the possibility is too low.

Not to mention Amano Yuxue's ability, Shiba should have known it a long time ago, even if he didn't tell him in advance, but usually there is no mansion where birds pass by, and at night, there will be birds going around for a week, well, now think about it, the servants pretend Even if I don't know, I worked very hard.

"During games, it's normal for fathers to be courteous to their children." I said blankly, "Give up your "Linear Equation in Two Variables" and learn "Playing with Preschool Children"."

"It's not like that when beating the enemy, Kusuo," Shiba spread his hands, "as a father, you need to let your children know the deep despair."

"Especially you, a super high school-level power user." Shiba also played a trick.

Well, his research on Two-dimensional is still somewhat effective, but the super high school level is not used here, I am a baby, and no baby goes to high school.

No matter how hard you try to get closer to the children.

"I cursed Il for being out of toilet paper," I replied. "He needs mine."

Shiba's smile froze for a moment, he knew that we were holding instant noodles for my "curse power", and he asked me to understand afterward.

Even though he knew that my "curse" ability was strong enough to reverse cause and effect, he then said calmly, "Hisuo can become a paper delivery boy."

I would rather put the eldest son's toilet in Hisoka's hands than let me out.

Aren't you worried that Hisoka handed Ilmi a bunch of playing cards, and then Ilmi got hemorrhoids?

Count him as ruthless.

But I do belong to Kuang Xiba. I haven’t been so cruel to my elder brother. I canceled all the curses one by one before. Only Hisoka, even if he canceled it, it’s useless. He’s as sticky as a piece of chewing gum. Can't get rid of it.

I thought about it and said, "I also cursed myself. If I lose, I will change my name to Saiki Kusuo."

Shiba's face contorted for a moment, and then he said: "It's okay, we have a reputation for beating the enemy outside."

...It's amazing, I can bear it, I'm convinced.

Shiba patted my head, "At least until Jin arrives, Kusuo must stay at home obediently for beating the enemy."

Hey, he said he didn't care, but he actually called me by my full name to test whether I would become Saiki Kusuo, as expected, I'm still very afraid of my name change, Dad.

But, Kim?

Half a month has passed, and there is still no news from him.

I didn't express it, but Sheba already knew what I was thinking, and he said, "This guy is never very punctual."

[Maybe I ran to some ruins halfway. 】

For a moment, he didn't know whether to say that Xiba's friend was so unreliable, or that this guy was so skilled and bold that he dared to beat up the enemy's guest.

"He's planning to make a game recently. Don't you like playing games with Miji? You'll be interested."

I don't think so.

Because Xiba is a guy who doesn't keep his father's morals, the original joy of the eldest brother going out for an internship has been diluted a little.

But Mi Ji cheered that the physical November rushed to the psychological spring, "Thirty orders, according to the personality of the eldest brother, he will not come back early if he does not complete it. This is definitely a long vacation."

I thought I'd be happy though, but actually I'm bored again.

It's all Yuyuki Amano's fault, he spoiled me so much that I have nothing to do now.

But a day later I received a letter from an Il fan.

We Beat the Enemy have many secret contact points outside, such as the normal firecracker factory, which can also be turned into a secret base when necessary, and there are even people stationed in the abandoned Meteor Street.

Although you can send messages wherever you go, but the current technology is so advanced, you generally don’t use such a traditional method. Our safety net for beating the enemy is still very strong, and there is no one on the Internet that beats the enemy members It can be seen from the front photo, and there is no worry that it will be leaked.

If the letter is transmitted, it needs to be expedited, which consumes a lot of manpower and material resources.

I was a little surprised when the phoenix tree was given to me.

I opened the letter, and it turned out to be a handwritten letter from an Il fan.

[Dear Kusuo:

I'm all right, I saw a fresh dessert, and hereby send one. ]

Plus the title is only 27 characters, as for using secret contact?

Wu Tong said: "The eldest young master said, in order to keep the third young master's sense of surprise, I hope you don't want to watch it."

Eh?As for?

But despite thinking this way, I turned my head away.

Wutong held a plate covered with a silver cover, "Third Young Master, you can turn your head now."

Because my clairvoyant eyes only have 30 seconds now, Wutong quickly opened the plate, and there was a burst of light inside the plate.

What's the point of putting a light emitter in the plate?

I was a little speechless, but after I saw the desserts sent to me by Il fans, I felt that it was not an exaggeration at all, and I even wanted to delete the history of saying "as for?".

Ah, surprise!

Inside is the dream food that I have only seen on TV so far - coffee jelly.

This crystal clear color is dotted with cream like snowflakes, and the faint coffee smell lingers on the tip of the nose, each one is so perfect.

Oh hoo.